Jia She, the drama of Red Mansions

A thought flashed across Daoist Luo, twisting and twisting in his eyes, a string of "ghost talismans" that were worse than dogs crawling burst out a burst of dazzling white light, leaping to Daoist Luo's side, enveloping him firmly, and accompanied by With a deafening and angry voice—"Godbless!"

At the same time, the moonlight penetrated the dark clouds and shot into the house in an instant, Daoist Luo's sight became better and better, as if he was in daylight, and even the changes in the dust in the house could be seen clearly.People couldn't help but look terrified in their eyes, watching the rune that was originally attached to the document in the house suddenly become larger.The ears of wheat in the middle of the rune are plump and round, and at this moment, they shoot towards Luodao like a machine or a gun.

Daoist Luo: "..."

It was rare to feel numbness in the scalp and creeps on the skin. Daoist Luo felt that the blood in his body was a little cold, as if it was winter, and he couldn't help but want to hibernate.As soon as this thought came out, Luo Daochang's face turned pale, and he couldn't help raising his hand to rub his forehead again. Feeling the sticky beads of sweat on his forehead, a wave of evil spirit burst out in his heart, and he quickly turned around and turned into his original shape .The snake's body was huge, and it seemed difficult for two adults to open their arms together.The snake swam around, constantly spitting snake letters, and even used the two slender, furry horns of the snake's head to resist the barrier.

The moment it was touched, the originally solid barrier seemed like glass, and fine cracks began to appear little by little, and gradually the cracks became bigger and bigger.The light of the enchantment turned into a little bit of light, like a firefly. Although it was subtle, it was extraordinarily bright in the dark night.

The surrounding seats and benches were all crooked, and some even turned into sawdust.

Under the cold moonlight, the snake's eyes were green, and the flames in the eyes intensified.If anyone was there, they must have been frightened and fainted by this terrifying scene.Snake Xinzi spit out faster and faster, as if he was chanting a spell, and quickly turned his eyes to look at the bookstore.Although the barrier has been brittle, the damned white light is still lingering around him, and even the damned things that look like ears of wheat are still attacking non-stop.

However, Daoist Luo squinted his eyes at the shrine of the God of Wealth hanging in the lobby of the bookstore, and a smile flashed in his eyes.Ordinary businessmen will enshrine the God of Wealth.But when you look closely, you find that the bookstore enshrines Duanmuci, Zigong, the ancestor of Confucian merchants.He couldn't help but spit out the snake letter angrily.

It won't work!

There are seven folk gods of wealth and three quasi-gods of wealth, one of whom is Liu Haichan. In the allusion of "Liu Hai plays Jin Chan, fishing for money step by step", Jin Chan is a three-legged frog.

Of course, this is not the point, the point is that his fellow Dao Dao Mang Mang practiced this way in the past.Therefore, he also knows some of the mantras of this way, as long as he prays in front of him with discipleship, he will naturally be blessed.

What he looked at, his consciousness went away, and after a while, he found Liu Haichan's offering, and immediately recited the mantra of inviting the spirit.

The three people who were still eating and chatting about the construction of the department in the palace: "..."

Tan Li was the first to notice the deterrent power of the spell, and looked up at the place where the bright light burst out. Even if there was only a flash of light, it was indeed... the effect of the rune.

"I... I seem to hear a roar??" Jia Zhen stretched out her hand cautiously, "Do you want me to transform into the sky and take a look?"

"It's too late." Jia Amnesty put on the airs of a servant—no matter what the name of the new department is, the emperor will make him the second in command, so be dignified and dignified!Chopping his throat, Jia She said in a stern tone: "I know the talisman I drew. The snake has some skills. It smashed the talisman with the dragon's horn and escaped."

"No investigation?" Jia Zhen slapped the table angrily.

"Once he has transformed into his original form, how can we track him down?" Jia She said, regretful, and no longer caring about his official authority, he roared angrily: "I knew I would draw another mirror." Damn, I knew I would draw a video camera, sure enough Know how many pores there are on the snake's face!

While speaking, Jia She glanced at the expressionless Emperor Dejia in the middle, his expression suddenly changed, and he said with a deep expression: "But this shows that this snake is still mentally unstable and can't sit still."

"If the snake has your mentality," Emperor Dejia gasped, "Can you stop eating and drinking in the name of catching evil spirits for me? After staying up most of the night, I will see you eating, drinking, chatting and gossip!"

It is said that a furtive red evil spirit floated into the harem, so the three of them stayed in the harem to guard.Except for Tan Li who looked more decent, the uncle and nephew were simply shameless hooligans, who looked even better than Tianqiao's magic stick.

"...Father, I really stared and watched carefully. But I bullied the dragon too much. You don't mention it in the old harem. In the past few harem..." Jia Zhen held her chin, "You understand , Three women in one play. This harem is even more a play within a play. This little red is flying around, it is impossible to recognize at all."

Jia She also nodded seriously.

He had a private chat with Tan Li, and from the perspective of God, he used the original "Dream of Red Mansions" combined with myths and legends to make a guess.This month is always a red line, this police fantasy fairy may be the red line of piracy.There is a cloud in the original book - [Because of the recent romantic injustice, lingering here, it is an opportunity to visit and spread lovesickness in the past. 】

It sounds nice to call it Bu San Acacia, but looking at Jing Huan's way of guiding Jia Baoyu, it's not a serious fairy way.In modern times, it is all about instigating obscenity, molesting minors, and promiscuous crimes.Anyway, it's almost the same crime.

Judging from his Jia She's way of thinking, Yue Lao is responsible for marriages between men and women, serious marriages; Jing Huan is responsible for men, thieves, women, and prostitutes. Ah, it’s sunny, this kind.For example, monks and Taoists gave Jia Rui a treasure of Fengyue.

He, Jia She, didn't like Wang Xifeng's wife very much, but as far as she dealt with Jia Rui, let his elder know, not to mention giving back the funeral money, it would be considered kind to expel this house from the clan.

Of course, there is another reason.Qin Keqing is Jing Huan's younger sister, she's all messed up and ashamed.It is written clearly and plainly - the love of the sky, the sea of ​​love, and the illusion of the body of love, when love meets, it must be master and prostitution.

Therefore, Jing Huan is definitely not a decent god.

One must know that the evil god is also a god, maybe a demon.Because Jing Huan's self-proclaimed fairy easily reminded him of a drama "Living Buddha Jigong", the lizard spirit Lu Ji and the octopus spirit walked in the world, and they called themselves fairies!

Jia She, a master at solving crimes in the story book, thought about it, and looked at Emperor Dejia cautiously, "The emperor... Your majesty, Rong Weichen said something outrageous. Since ancient times, there have been many right and wrong in the deep house of the Houmen, let alone It’s the backyard of the imperial palace.” That was a staged performance of Gongdou one by one!

If Emperor Dejia's harem is filmed, it will be an inspirational drama for feudal women to get promoted in the workplace!

"..." Emperor Dejia couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and poured himself a drink, "Let me deal with the snake issue first. As for this red dust, the draft will be in two months, Jane My son can also see his wife, and there will be a reason to enter the palace at any time. Now, you will do it one by one. First deal with the snake, and then let me watch the imperial examination." His big deal, if he doesn't enter the harem for three or four months, he will become a harem. up.Anyway, they are basically old wives and concubines, and they have no desires or desires.As a newcomer, he has to hold on to his sons, and even grandchildren.

The family is big and the business is big, and I am a little irritable.

The burning knife slid down his throat, and it was extremely hot. Emperor Dejia swallowed it, feeling that a fire of ambition replaced the sorrow brought by being in a middle-aged and elderly family. He squinted his eyes and glanced at Jia She, and said in a deep voice: "I'll teach you a truth, put things in order of priority, don't try to make things right in one go."

"Let's leave tonight. You guys go to the West Fifth Institute, the old place, and go to rest by yourself."

As he spoke, Emperor Dejia poured another glass of wine and drank it down, feeling the fiery flames floating all over his body—burning knives, the king of spirits, with a strong taste, the entrance is like a red-hot blade across the throat, stimulating all the emotions of the person. nerve.And after the wine entered his stomach, it was like a scalding flame, sweeping through his whole body in an instant, even his toes stretched a little.

This kind of strong wine is popular in the army, wrapped in the whistling cold wind, looking at the white snow in the sky; or when the sand is coming, the long river is setting sun; or the sea is rough...

In such an environment, drinking strong alcohol, it is said that you can feel it.

"Your Majesty, please drink less," Jia She sniffed the aroma of the wine, looked at the emperor with distant eyes, seemed to be recalling the past, thought about it, and persuaded him.

He had heard that the grandpa and grandpa passed away within four years of founding the country.At that time, it was considered internal and external troubles, all supported by military generals, and civil officials did not have much say. Therefore, Emperor Dejia can be said to be "pulled" by a group of "reckless men".The old men never drink with a cup, and even with a bowl, it is not enough atmosphere, so they just pick up the whole jar to drink.

In the family of a military commander, like him Jia She, according to his grandfather's bragging, "The eldest grandson is like me, he can grab chopsticks at the age of three months, and he can drink himself with wine, ah ha ha!"

Not to mention the news that he saw babies died of mental retardation and cerebral palsy after being teased by the elders in modern times, and he blamed himself for being "not very smart", but in such an atmosphere of growth, Emperor Dejia was quite capable. for drink.

But it was rumored that Emperor Dejia hadn't touched spirits for a long time, and basically drank fruit wine.

The sudden burning of the knife at night was not because he was afraid that people would not hold enough alcohol, but he was afraid that people would be unhappy.After all, it involved my own backyard.

"I'm in a bad mood, I..." Jia She gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, "I'm thick-skinned, so you can beat and scold me as you like."

Jia Zhen winked and nodded, "Father, I am also thick-skinned. Otherwise, if you are unhappy, I will take you flying? Flying to the sky is fun."

"..." Emperor Dejia paused while holding the wine glass. At this moment, thousands of thoughts were watching the four eyes full of sincere concern turn into a faint joy and a strange excitement.

After a moment of silence, Emperor De Jia turned his head to look at Tan Li, tried his best to hold back his leaked emotions, and asked solemnly, "Can you fly without leaving a trace?"

Tan Li: "..."

"Is the location big? Carry one more me?" Jia She rubbed his hands and signed up excitedly. "Let's work together to draw an enchantment, and it can always be covered, right?"

half an hour later

Flying higher and higher, Emperor Dejia, who seemed to be able to pick up the stars, hugged the dragon's neck tightly, listening to the words "Yo yo yo, turn over again, more exciting than a roller coaster" behind him, with a look of indifference.He wanted to go back half an hour ago and wake up his drunk self.

It's not scary to be able to go to the sky, what's scary is that when Long Fei is in the same sleeping position, there is no pattern at all.And there's an incendiary one.Up and down, left, right, right, up, down, left, right, right, flip it over, turn it two times and three times, and even hang the golden hook upside down.

Let them face down.

dying!

"Hahahahaha," Jia Zhen flicked her tail, incomparably joyful and filially relieved, "Father, you will no longer be afraid of receiving memorials from me to race horses in downtown." He has changed to a dragon!Cool!

"Father, I'm so good, do you have to issue me a certificate, such as a gold medal for flying in the air?"

Emperor Dejia: "..."

Feeling the wind blowing by his side, Jia Amnesty narrowed his eyes slightly, with a contented look on his face.If it wasn't for him still caring about taking care of Emperor De Jia, he would have wished to spread his arms, and even had an extremely arrogant desire and desire from the bottom of his heart—to kick off the dragon and take off by himself.

He also wants to fly freely in the sky, singing loudly, "Chirp Chirp Chirp!"

“[In the beginning, I was still a naive and crying child... Now I am fully equipped and full of positive energy, learning to face the truth of life with strength...]

Tan Li, who silently followed behind the enchantment guardian, watched numbly as Jia She's singing drifted, and the three-legged golden crow transformed by luck became more and more obvious.Even the night and even the enchantment can't cover up the brightness of a ray of light.Fortunately, the three-legged Golden Crow was only inside the barrier, and spread its wings to fly, singing along with Jia She.

But even so, the non-human beings in the red building may not be able to sleep peacefully tonight.

Just as Tan Li thought, no matter how strong the barrier is, it can't support Jia Zhen who doesn't fly according to the established track. Occasionally, her tail and her dragon's head sometimes cross the boundary.What's more, there is Jia She, who can't restrain his singing, and the enchantment is in a precarious state.Practitioners and non-humans from all over the world looked up at the sky in horror, fearing that something might happen.

Of course, the emotions are the most complicated, and the one who is most angry is Daoist Luo who has just returned to a place where he felt safe. Snake raised his eyes and looked at the happy dragon that couldn't be concealed by the clouds, with a distorted expression, "Damn it."

The way of heaven is not fair. Some people are born to be dragons, while others have gone through a thousand calamities and hardships to get a chance to become a dragon.