Jia She, the drama of Red Mansions

"... Lu Ya, dare to step on your uncle's head again, try it?" Zu Long calmed down, restored his usual rebellious appearance, raised his hand and grabbed Lu Ya's foot, "Don't think it's the Three Realms The only rare bird to protect animals, you, Uncle Long, will not dare to deal with you. At that time, I will turn you into Orleans grilled chicken wings!"

Lu Ya flapped his wings even more fiercely, and kept "tweeting" in his mouth, and his two small mung bean-sized eyes glowed golden, staring at Zulong angrily.It was in vain that he was so sad and comforted just now!

"Stare again, stare again, your little eyes are shining!" Zu Long continued to lift it with one hand, and took out his mobile phone with the other, his face was full of eagerness: "Wait, I will take a short video. When the time comes Your father and the others have a look. Black history, sure!"

Lu Ya took a deep breath, and opened his mouth to see the sun's fine fire, and a charcoal-grilled dragon's head came.

Zulong: "... My day!"

Even if the speed of dodging was perfect, Zulong's proud dragon face was still burnt black.With a black face on his face, Zu Long quickly straightened Lu Ya, his hands still holding onto Lu Ya's feet, looking out of the corner of his eye at the Dragon Palace Hall, which was reduced to ashes in a blink of an eye, he smiled darkly, "The three-legged baby in infancy Jinwu, that's powerful enough!"

"Chirp Chirp." Lu Ya tilted his head, called softly, and pretended to be dead.

Zu Long was furious, but when he turned his eyes and saw the big screen, a group of people were still humming and humming to move his baby body, he could not help but stretch his face, put Lu Ya down, and entered the world in his original form.

The covenant or something, even the one who made it didn't abide by it, isn't it just a blank sheet of paper in his big villain dragon?No matter what happens in the future, in the world of the Red Chamber, Jia Zhen is just a comfortable little Juelong.

His son's wish, he will definitely fulfill it!

Emperor Dejia who is still asleep: "!!!"

As soon as Zulong returned to the Dragon Palace, he rolled his eyes at the strange but familiar coercion in the room, "You three brothers are looking for me to fight against the landlord?"

"Fellow Daoist Ancestral Dragon..."

"Nezha can entrust his dream to build a temple, but this child can't do it?" Zulong bluntly stated the main reason why he sought Emperor Dejia.

"No, if you go directly like this, the barrier almost collapsed, you know?!" Tong Tian felt that he had lost several hairs.He finally felt the pain of those programmers in later generations facing software crashes, staying up late, working overtime like animals!

One year on the ground, but one day in the sky.They are always under the terror, horror, attack, and attack of "Dragon Cry"!

"I know, otherwise, what use are you saints for?" Zu Long was extremely confident, "It just reflects the broad benevolence of your saints. Anyway, just substitute those good words and be satisfied."

"Fellow Daoist Zulong," Lao Tzu said weakly, "but if you do this, it is tantamount to ending the Red Mansion in advance. The calamity of their life will no longer exist."

"How could it be?" Zu Long put his hips on his hips, "You think I'm stupid, don't bully the ghosts in the Red Mansion! By the way, did you have delusions when you saints evolved the Three Thousand Realms? Just because the Red Mansion is a pit, isn't it over? Demons and monsters run rampant! Not to mention anything else, just talk about the police illusion, a mere earth fairy, if I hadn’t read the Red Mansion for my son, I’m afraid I wouldn’t be right. This talent, but in the palace of the emperor in the lower realm .”

"In the emperor's palace of the lower realm!" Zu Long emphasized again, "Forget that you saints made a great wish at the beginning, to enchant the palace, and not allow Taoism to interfere with the royal affairs? Now it is under your nose, and it has all mixed into the palace. To It’s not that I gave the emperor a dream, and I glanced at the person, but I didn’t realize that this unlucky child was robbed of his luck, and he would immediately suffer from severe drought and flood.”

"But that's okay, now is just a good time to accumulate merit for them." Zulong said happily, and then gave the three brothers a look, his words were quite cold, "If you dare to intervene, we will fight in this main world. The end of the world is coming, don't take it personally."

Lao Tzu held down his angry younger brother, and said in a deep voice, "The luck of the Red Chamber is in your hands, but you must never go to the Red Chamber again."

"really?"

"We can't add rebirth, system and other weird things!" When I said this, I glared at the third brother who was eager to speak, and paused every word.

The three thousand worlds of the storybook are like modern programs, not to mention their sages' efforts to create them, and they need to be maintained from time to time to avoid bugs and crashes.

As for why so hard work?

It was all to coax the only little sun in the Three Realms.

Apart from using this to make trouble, Little Sunny just stayed up late and worked overtime just to see them busy.But there is no way to refuse, because the only one!

Hearing this, Zu Long should be very refreshed: "This is no nonsense, my son and the others don't follow the inspirational trend. Looking at you, I know that being a saint will age prematurely and reduce graying."

Even if he has a good temper, I can't help but fight Zulong with his whisk.

However, returning to the fight, the matter of maintaining the Red Mansion World was successfully transferred.

Of course, the people in the Red Chamber are completely unaware of such things as the change of master.At this moment, as the boss of the mortals in the Red Chamber, Emperor Dejia woke up from his sleep, his mind froze as he recalled the clear words in his mind, then he relaxed slowly and continued to sleep with his eyes closed.

It was just a dream, Xiao Jinlong's father, the dragon, appeared and asked him to do something.

Let Xiao Jinlong be a happy little Juelong.

Ok.

Nothing amazing.

Think about Tang Taizong, he already has a team of Buddhist scriptures under his command, he is the emperor, isn't it enough to stand shoulder to shoulder with Tang Taizong?It is also normal to have gods.

Take it easy, sleep with your head covered.

Emperor Dejia repeatedly hinted to himself, but gradually fell into a dream again.But in Guoqing Temple, none of them could fall asleep.

Finally, the thunderstorm stopped, and they all worked together to move the dragon to the release pool.Then, when Long’s father, Jia Jing, faced everyone’s scrutiny, especially the cautious words of the monks—when covering Long with a quilt, a little arrogant said, “Whoever tucks the quilt for him, let him peek at it.” Huaben, when the time comes, you will be fascinated into small eyes!"

"With this hard work, when the time comes, let him hang his head on the beam and stab his buttocks, homework..."

Jia Jing's words stopped abruptly, and he looked at a son who was jumping up and down in horror.The others were also dumbfounded as they watched the sleeping dragon suddenly collapse, his eyes hadn't opened yet, but his paws didn't stop, as if he was picking up a book and shaking his head.

The corners of Jia She's mouth twitched violently twice, and he swallowed: "This is the act of being caught deserting!" He had some doubts that this stupid dragon was a scumbag who skipped class, so he was punished by Pang Delong.

Brain out all kinds of small theaters!

"This..." Seeing this appearance, the first prince looked a little dazed, feeling as if he saw the young Jia Zhen crouching in his arms, crying aggrievedly about how much homework his father had assigned.

The tip of his tongue twirled again and again, the eldest prince sighed, and said: "I never thought that I would be so afraid of homework after becoming a dragon."

Jia Jing: "..."

Jia Jing didn't even have time to pay attention to the change in the eldest prince's expression. He opened his hands and pressed the head of Long Zi who rushed over to hug the coquettish son. He was extremely cold: "Are you clear-headed? Have you thought about how much you weigh now?"

As soon as she opened her eyes, Jia Zhen, who was the first to look for her father subconsciously, blinked aggrievedly at all kinds of green eyes.

"Father!" Jia Zhen sobbed aggrievedly, "I'm hungry."

"……it is good."

With Jia Zhen's current status, when she heard the sound of hunger, all the cooks were dispatched immediately, and they worked hard to feed the dragon.

Jia Amnesty almost couldn't squeeze into the front row to watch the dragon's meal, but when he squeezed in to have a look as Uncle Long, he immediately lost interest and came to Tan Li's side.

He noticed that Tan Li was unusually silent tonight.

"Boss Tan, are you injured or tired?" Pulling Tan Li to a corner, Jia Amnesty drew an emoji barrier, and looked at the distraught Tan Li with great concern, frowning into a pimple, drooping The first self-criticism, "I'm sorry, I only have such a little mind, Zhen'er's problem is too serious right now, that's what is urgent. After the dust settles on this matter, I will try to focus on our little family in the future. .I know you modern people pay attention to this. But...you have to give me a process of adaptation."

Jia Amnesty felt a bit shy like an old cow eating young grass: "After all, I am a local feudal person. We pay attention to a family."

A deep voice floated in from his ears and spread all over his body, Tan Li trembled visibly with the naked eye.After regaining consciousness, looking at Jia She's red eyes, his whole face was flushed red up to the ears.

Hesitating to speak, he glanced at Jia She, and Tan Li looked at the brightly lit dragon surrounded by everyone not far away, his lowered eyes were extremely embarrassed, and he stammered: "I...I couldn't bear it just now. live……"

"I am a tree."

Looking at the last sentence, Jia She was vaguely crying. Jia She didn't understand, so he nodded and glanced to the left and right, seeing that no one was paying attention to them, and the most important thing is that his enchantment seems to be quite long-lasting. There was still a touch of golden glow, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but he still got closer to Tan Li, and said cautiously: "Don't mention it outside, after all, the walls have ears."

Hearing such caring words, Tan Li froze slowly, squeezed his fist silently, and emphasized again in a low voice, "I am a tree, and some reactions are unavoidable. That dragon... that dragon is Zhener, but As soon as he appears in his original form, he has the coercion and attributes of a dragon. For our plants, that...that is very nutritious. I will soak my feet."

After saying this, Tan Li closed his eyes, not daring to look at Jia Amnesty's face.He saw Jia Zhen jumping around just now, and the tree root uncontrollably went to the Buddhist monastery to absorb the spiritual energy in the quilt.

But it's still kind of like that.

In front of Jia She, he has always had a very stern image. If Jia She is unwilling because of this, he... But it is impossible for him not to mention this forever.

Jia Amnesty wasn't a fool either, he contacted the dryad and emphasized the matter twice, and he came back to his senses in a daze.What is this tree doing sneakily?But looking at Yao Rare's mature and stable side, Jia She looked and looked, and felt like he had been drinking Nurhong for many years, wishing to get drunk and celebrate.

Holding Tan Li's hand firmly, Jia Amnesty thought about the provocative love stories he had read, and said affectionately: "I don't care about the sky, I don't care about the ground, and I don't care about the air in between, but I don't care about threatening Jia Zhen. , to keep you nutritious, it is still possible!"

"..." Tan Li slowly opened his eyes, looking at Jia She's bright pupils reflecting his current appearance, he suddenly felt a strange warm current slowly flowing through his mind, which made him feel like disregarding the law and hugging him. Hug Jia Amnesty.

But as a mature lover, Tan Li is quite sensible, he cleared his throat, and said with some embarrassment: "You... you are considered plagiarism, you will be accused."

"Those readers teasing the author, throwing flowers and throwing all kinds of fish, minefields, and mines, the author will be pissed off." Jia She heard that and was unhappy.

He deliberately chose a very artistic expression!

Otherwise, it would be [Adjutant Li, this Tan Li, figure out how to write it. jpg]

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