Jia She, the drama of Red Mansions

This year's summer is extremely hot. Even today, on the eve of the typhoon, it is extremely hot and muggy. The scorching sun hangs in the sky, making people feel a little irritable.The takeaway boy in a red vest wiped the bean-sized beads of sweat on his forehead. Even though it was cool to step into the room, he looked a little gloomy when he saw the reminder sound on his phone, and his hands tightened a little. With a heavy food box, he raced against time to step into the elevator and go upstairs, silently recited "for money and for survival" three times, and raised his hand to ring the doorbell.

Unexpectedly, before the doorbell was pressed, an extremely excited voice was heard, "It's finally your turn!"

Following the voice in his ears, the takeaway boy turned his eyes to look at it, and was immediately taken aback, his eyes showing surprise.The person who opened the door was extremely good-looking.With a slender figure, he was wearing a set of loose home clothes. He tilted his head and looked at the food box. His ink-like hair hung down to his waist, making his skin fairer.The smile on the corner of the mouth couldn't be concealed no matter what, and even the eyes were shining brightly, which made people sink involuntarily.

The takeaway boy rubbed his hands nervously, and handed over the food box rather reluctantly: "You... hello, your takeaway, this is a bit heavy..."

"Well. It's hard work on a hot day, please drink water."

After finishing speaking, the person who ordered the takeaway stuffed the mineral water into the arms of the delivery boy, opened the food box very familiarly, took away all the bags inside, walked into the house, and kicked the door to close it familiarly .

The moment the door slammed shut, the takeaway boy came back to his senses in a daze, looked at the door reluctantly, and left.He has never seen such a beautiful woman in his life, and even the popular stars feel that they are far from human.

Pay attention, the next time you grab an order, you can watch it.

but……

Why is this beauty called Jia She?

Even if it's an online name, it seems that he has never seen such a weird one. Even someone like him who has just graduated from nine-year compulsory education knows that Jia She is a scum.

The slandered slag was laying out the takeaways in a row on the rosewood coffee table covered with various runes. He slumped on the carpet and waited quietly for a while.

Watching the food begin to appear with strands of golden light looming, Jia She narrowed his eyes and couldn’t wait to hold the strawberry sundae in his hand, while holding the tablet and seriously making plans: french fries, chicken popcorn, colonel chicken nuggets, cola snacks while watching dramas ; bacon egg meat crispy rice balls with soybean milk for breakfast and lunch, yes, I’m in bed again today; Angry Burger is of course a snack in the afternoon class; Nephew Jia Zhen, watching and biting to vent her anger!

After the egg tart meal... no, it is said that quitting sugar is popular in the circle of ladies and sisters, so we must keep up with the trend of the times!

Jia Shen thought about it, looked at the sundae in his hand, stared at it, and a sentence floated in his mind: "After eating this, I will quit immediately." The heroic words came, and he immediately gobbled it up, but unexpectedly, the extreme joy turned into sadness.

"Cough cough cough..."

It is not as sweet and cold as before, which makes people feel happy. Instead, it feels like eating a knife, cutting the throat with a knife, and the pain is endless.Jia She raised his hand to cover his throat, looked down at the looming golden glow around Sundae, was so frightened that he let go, threw his hand on the carpet, and hurriedly put his hand into his throat, trying to induce vomiting.

It's like people will have diarrhea if they eat raw food.He Jia pardoned this ghost, and directly ate human food raw, it would be wiped out, or at least he would have to see a doctor.No injections or medicines, his boss is familiar with him, and he stomps his head flat with a unicorn kick.

"Save... save the ghost's life!" Thinking about it, Jia She became more and more anxious and couldn't pull it out. Instead, he was reminded of the previous shadow, frightened the whole ghost, spinning around on the ground, but the pain in his throat began to spread. , attacking all limbs and bones all at once, Jia She was so scared that he didn't care about thinking about it, and shouted heart-piercingly: "Boss Tan, help!"

After finishing speaking, Jia She watched the pajamas on his body disappear into nothingness, and became more and more frightened. He cried out, "If you stay in seclusion, you won't be a ghost! My clothes are gone, my slippers are gone, my legs... ...the legs are gone!"

"This is the one hundred and eighth time, Jia Amnesty." Amidst howling ghosts and howling wolves, a cold voice suddenly appeared.Immediately afterwards, a tall figure appeared in the living room, looking coldly at Jia She who was rolling on the carpet.

—Jia She, the obvious villain in the novel "A Dream of Red Mansions".Beating a son for a fan, sex, ghosts, and marrying a daughter to a Zhongshan wolf are all straightforward evils.

But such a character, three months ago, was selected by him from tens of thousands of bound spirits, and became a slave ghost.

Jia Amnesty went from bottom to top, looking up at the person who came—this person is his current financial boss, or the master Tan Li.

Tan Li is a well-known celestial master who specializes in feudal superstition activities in this socialist era that pursues science.However, it was approved by the government. As the leader of the Monster Bureau, he is good at subduing demons and eliminating demons. It is said that the only mistake he made was recruiting him, a useless ghost, as a servant.

As for why ghosts were recruited, it is said that it was the hobby of the first section chief and he made it into a rule with a big wave of his hand-hiring a gardener to take care of the bugs and cutting off unsightly branches and leaves.

And he, Jia Amnesty, was on the sidelines and knew how to take care of some antiques, so the other party couldn't return the goods if they wanted to.

Jia She's eyes narrowed, and he stared straight at the pair of eyes that caught his eyes. They were sharp and deep, but also a little indifferent. Even though it felt a little dazzling, he silently curled up his aching body.

It's not what he thought!

Three months ago, he realized that he was just a character in a book.The character settings are all set, and they cannot be changed.And it wasn't that he wanted to be a servant, when he was called out, he was even more confused, okay - he didn't even know that he was dead!

died!

Therefore, Tan Li is not considered his master, because Tan Li did not help him get rid of his karma.And what's more terrible is that this ghost really doesn't know how he died, let alone what obsession made him become a ground-bound spirit.

However, to be able to recruit him as a waste snack, it may be that the big guy in front of him is not good at learning.This boss is also based on his background, and his prototype is the "Emperor of Wood Species" Little Leaf Red Sandalwood.

In ancient times, red sandalwood, which could only be used by emperors and favored ministers and ministers, was originally a rare wood, but it is even rarer now, after all, it was used up by the ancients.The young red sandalwood needs thousands of years to become useful.

Someone, exactly a thousand years old.

But he could only force himself to say these words, not daring to say them.

For fear of returning it.He used to be a ghost who could eat, drink, watch dramas, read novels, play games, and play iPad. After chatting with other ghosts, he found that his life as a ghost was not bad.The ghosts of other people's homes are training, and they don't even have their own mobile phones and tablets.Not only did he have it, but the patron’s father also gave him Alipay, which was linked to a bank card, so he could spend whatever he wanted.

But he was also an old dude with no shortage of money, and he knew the truth of spending money to buy cleanliness.

Seeing Jia She curled up into a ball with a gloomy air, Tan Li expressionlessly raised his hand and turned the sandalwood and red sandalwood bracelet he was wearing, a golden glow immediately lingered around Jia She, and filled the air. It has a faint fragrance.

Sandalwood grows extremely slowly, absorbs the essence of the sun and moon for thousands of years, and has its own healing and healing effects.

When the person's complexion improved a bit, Tan Li's words were cold, and he said unhesitatingly, "I mean this month you ordered takeaway for the one hundred and eighth time!"

I really want to return the product, but what counts, I left early.

"You have learned nothing else in three months, only ordering junk food."

Hearing this, Jia Amnesty was not afraid anymore, instead, he raised his head to look at Tan Li with unspeakable pride, and solemnly corrected him: "I also learned how to take selfies and retouch pictures, and even a vixen asked me to take pictures... ..."

"I still have the face to say! I sent you to the kindergarten affiliated with the Monster Bureau. What have you learned? Comparing with the little fox, live broadcasting jealousy and making troubles in the classroom, I was persuaded to leave, and I will hire you a one-on-one tutor. You have learned it, good job The talisman repairing class has become an emoji painting class."

Even though the ghost has no hairs, when Jia Amnesty heard the word "emoji pack", he still couldn't control it. He felt the hairs on his back stand up, which was very scary.

Restraining his head to turn to the tablet on the coffee table.This is the latest version of the tablet, with a Pencil, which is special for drawing.The big boss entrusted the it comprehensive department of the Monster Bureau to refine a thousand units to get such a luxurious ghost version, which is specially for him to study.

he……

he…………

My family's gold master father is super fierce JPG

Forgive baby cabbage JPG

Thinking about it, Jia Amnesty wanted to slip away, anyway, he couldn't sustain it for 5 minutes with his own strength.He is supported by all kinds of runes that are not bad for money in the house.

"Stop! Don't waste it, sit down and eat."

"Yes." Jia Amnesty looked at Tan Li who was sitting on the sofa one step ahead of him, and dawdled silently.Speaking of which, Tan Li actually looks very good.The long eyebrows were drawn into the temples, with a murderous air, but the phoenix eyes turned a little bit, suppressing a bit of fierce killing, but some emperors and generals were dignified and graceful, with unpredictable dragon power.Just like right now, when he sits casually, he also has the aura of looking down on the world.

This kind of momentum is aimed at his precious food lined up, especially there is a tablet among them.

In order not to expose the evidence, Jia She felt that he was a dog, like a small inner prisoner, flattering and coaxing Longyan Daxi, "Emperor...cough, Boss Tan, you are busy with your affairs. No...not listening to the 1818 Golden Eye report." , the typhoons are coming one after another, because there are big bosses who have experienced disasters? I guess you are busy with business, so go and do it. I swear I..."

"Shut up! Even though it's the end of the Dharma world, cultivators are still bound by the law of heaven. You can eat, don't talk nonsense." After Tan Li finished speaking, he looked at Jia She, whose eyes were almost glued to the tablet. Zha sighed, parted his thin lips slightly, and said unhurriedly: "Jia Amnesty, I'm about to go through a catastrophe."

Jia Amnesty: "..."

Jia Amnesty: "...According to the age of the tree, aren't you still a baby?"

As soon as the voice fell, suddenly there was a strong wind, lightning and thunder.Before Jia She could regain his senses, he saw a bolt of thunder breaking through the formation and striking at Tan Li majestically, while Tan Li was pretending to be aggressive and sitting on the sofa without moving.

Before he could think about it, Jia She raised his hand to push Tan Li, but when he got close, the energy of the lightning alone was enough to cause him severe pain all over his body, his vision went dark, and he passed out.

I don't know how long it took, Jia She's consciousness gradually returned, and he tried his best to open the eyelids that were a little stuck together, adapted to the light, and saw clearly the scene that leaped into his eyes.

This scene was both familiar and strange, so that Jia She didn't come back to his senses for a while, and his mind was still full of responding to the sentence "I'm going to experience calamity soon".

Two days passed like walking corpses, Jia She looked at the big red sandalwood carving table in front of him, his mind went blank.

Looking at the stunned eldest son, Jia Shishi raised his voice unexpectedly: "Why don't you want to? The second son lives in Rongxi Hall not only to show filial piety to me, but also to allow the Jia family to receive guests. Although you are a filial father , but in the end there is still a wife and filial piety."

Jia She ignored the words that came to his ears, and countless emotions spread from his heart at this moment. The thousands of feelings were hard to describe, and they were very complicated.Because he thought about how he finally managed to die—when he ransacked his house, he smashed his head against the carved red sandalwood chi case in anger.

On the red sandalwood chi case in Rongxi Hall.

Rongxi Hall, the place where the head of the family lives, and at the moment when he ransacked the house, he actually "lived".

The blood on his forehead spattered, and when he lay down on the ground, he could still see the deep red.

He hates it, that's why he became an earth-bound spirit.

Earth-bound spirit—an obsessive ghost.

At the same time, Tan Li woke up in a dilapidated house in an old forest in a remote mountain in Guangdong. He first checked the directions sent by the Monster Bureau, and after confirming that it was not a black household, he breathed a sigh of relief.

After all, considering that he is still a "baby", it is not too much.

But Lei Jie came too fast, and he still has some things to explain.I don't know how long he has survived in this world, but Jia She's strength can't kill mosquitoes.and……

Tan Li's complexion softened a bit as he recalled, with a smile on the corner of his mouth - it was not in vain, after all, he was still protecting the Lord.It's just that he's too stupid to push mines with his bare hands, something he doesn't even have the guts to do.

But thinking about it, Jia Amnesty should be able to survive.Even if the operation is very coquettish and coquettish, but in the end it is the slave ghost he summoned, and he, the righteous master, is still alive.Jia Amnesty should be disabled, but there will be a one-on-one tutor at home immediately, and it is his friend Fu Xiuyan who will teach, and he should be able to cast spells to save him.Moreover, Jia Shen used his mobile phone and tablet very well. Even if he had been through the catastrophe for a long time, causing the prodigal to use up all his bank cards and sell all the red sandalwood at home, at least Jia She could still rely on selling. Memes live on.

I hope that when he goes back, he won't see too many #我家金主爸爸超火# series emoticons.

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Probably I love Amnesty deeply, hahaha.