Grumpy Boys Welcome Spring
Chapter 80
The third child's program group is very up-to-date, and before anyone could react, he had already invited Jiang Huanyu to film together.
Jiang Huanyu, who was also seeing a non-human compatriot for the first time, joined the filming team with an unknown attitude, interacting with the third child from time to time.
The recording method of this variety show is very straightforward. In the first episode, everyone set off from a certain place alone, followed the guidance of the program team from time to time to find teammates, and after all the staff gathered, the task was considered to be over, and finally everyone went out alone. Find ingredients and have a dinner together before ending the first itinerary.
The third child rescued Jiang Huanyu when everyone was looking for food. It was also at this time that the director felt that the third child seemed to have a special CP relationship with Jiang Huanyu, so he warmly invited Jiang Huanyu to stay.
If Jiang Huanyu participated, it would be the recording of the second period. They placed all the guests in two groups in a corner of an isolated island, and the team that arrived first would win.During this period, all the food is found by the guests themselves.
Here comes the place of chicken thieves. The program group, which claims to have a large number of people and is not worried about snakes and insects following up, will only send out panoramic cameras to track and shoot this time. The staff will not be on stage in person to prevent someone from using the staff to cheat.
The third child and Jiang Huanyu shuttled freely in the deep forest. Compared with the first period, they never had enough to eat, let alone live a more nourishing life.
Jiang Huanyu's words reveal that his understanding of nature has reached an inhuman level.
When all the guests were struggling to find food and drinking water by following the clues occasionally given by the program group, Jiang Huanyu pointed out where to hit: "The juice of this tree can be drunk, and this kind of wild fruit can also be eaten. The roots of the plants are edible, and the flowers are also delicious..."
The third child said that you have done the mental work, and I will do the actual combat, so whenever Jiang Huanyu said something to eat, the third child rushed out like an arrow from the string, and then came back with spoils all over his body.
The tall figure is nimble and powerful, often jumping three or two times to reach the treetops, shuttles easily without any protection, and then returns with a full load, like a general who has won a battle, majestic.
Before night fell, the third child still quickly built a resting place with leaves and dead branches under Jiang Huanyu's command that could provide temporary shelter.
The youngest admired Jiang Huanyu's brain so much that he was so impressed: "After I have you, I feel that surviving in the wild is like traveling."
Jiang Huanyu smiled and said nothing, and only let go of the chatterbox after the camera was completely turned off: "The orca men's group is very famous, but I'm busy so I haven't seen it with my own eyes. Are you all real orcas?"
The third child nodded: "Yes, yes, all nine of us have them, as well as other creatures such as jellyfish, cats, and humpback whales." Then he asked suspiciously: "What about you? I heard what the director meant. Seems like a president? Then your company is full of big cats too?"
……big cat?
Jiang Huanyu's expression gradually distorted, even ignoring that there are still so many fine creatures: "You are still a big fish, I am a leopard!"
"Flower hug?" The third child of the marine life said that he had never heard of such a complicated land creature: "Why not a hug flower? The flower hug sounds weird, and the word order is not right... In fact, the word order is not right, and the hug flower lacks a subject. , your species is too strange."
"Leopards are leopards, and leopards are called leopards by humans. We are large carnivores, understand." What Jiang Huanyu meant was that I would eat fish any more.
Anyway, now that I know that there are so many orcas that have become elite, I don't care about this one.
Jiang Huanyu treated the third child with ease. On land, he was the boss.
And why can't you dance? The No. 1 youngest may have misplaced all his skill points, and he didn't realize what is a hug for a baby and what is a hug for money.
"Money hug? No wonder you are a president, so that's how it is."
Jiang Huanyu seemed to feel that something was wrong but couldn't tell what was wrong: "The leopard is just because the spots on our body look like money, it doesn't mean we are rich." It has nothing to do with the leopard.
The third child waved his hands, his face full of boredom: "Don't tell me the truth without dramatic effect, I just want to get rich suddenly."
Jiang Huanyu felt that it might be more comfortable to communicate with other killer whales.
It's a pity that he has just signed the contract and has to finish recording the show.
So the next day, they embarked on the journey again.
The task card sent by the program team asked them to build a swimming pool in the large open space where they are now. The third child looked around the empty open space and shook his head: "This place is too small, and it is difficult to even turn over to build a swimming pool."
Jiang Huanyu looked around at the nearly one-acre open space in front of him, and suddenly he didn't understand what big was.
You sit on the entire ocean and walk through the vastness unscrupulously. After all, I am the leopard who climbed high.
The brainy Jiang Huanyu picked up a branch and carved a frame about 1.5 meters long and [-] meters wide on the ground: "It's enough to make such a swimming pool. If it wasn't for worrying that the program team would have a backhand, I would just plan to dig a hole." Make a swimming pool for ants."
The youngest felt aggrieved after reading this plan. It would be difficult for him to squeeze in this place, let alone turning over. But after getting along for two days, he got used to listening to the words of the wise Jiang Huanyu, so he didn't dare to refute loudly. Bibi whispered: "This is clearly a bathtub..."
Jiang Huanyu, who had completely lost patience with the third child, narrowed his eyes and glanced at him.
The youngest shrank his neck, shifted his eyes to look elsewhere, and said in a bluffing voice, "Ah, the forest over there is very lush. Let me find some wood and dig the ground."
When the wood was found, the third child found that Jiang Huanyu had two military shovels in his hand.Look at the engineer shovel, then look at the wood in his hand, then look at the engineer shovel, then look at the wood in his hand: "..." Wronged.
"You didn't tell me sooner that you had a shovel. I ran a long way to find the right wood." The third child said wearily, feeling cheated.Why did you give me such a fatal blow when I gave up saving my brain and trusted you with all my heart.
Jiang Huanyu glared at the third child angrily: "You read the mission card, and there are tools written on it, so you don't want me to look for it after reading it?"
"Huh? Really?!" The youngest stared wide-eyed: "Wow, you are so smart!"
Jiang Huanyu didn't even bother to talk to the third child, his ears were numb when he heard this sentence: "Let's start digging."
After speaking, he threw a shovel to the third child, and he took the lead in shoveling a hole in Yanbian.
After watching Jiang Huanyu operate skillfully for a while, the third child walked over and pushed Jiang Huanyu away: "I'll do the rough work, just go to the woods and find some big leaves to make a waterproof layer."
The project of digging the swimming pool is still very big, especially on the surface of the ground, it is easy to dig, and the ground gets harder as you go inside, and there are even stones. Jiang Huanyu doesn't want the third child to do so many things alone.
"Dig together first, and then look for leaves together. This thing is not easy to dig."
He was used to giving orders, so he buried his head and started digging after he finished speaking. He didn't think that the third child would refute him, but who knew that the third child not only refuted him, but also pushed him away: "Go and find the leaves and food. Otherwise, you can just sit on the edge and play, I'll come here, don't get tired."
Jiang Huanyu stood firm and squinted his eyes to glance at the third child. This is his usual threat to the third child, and he has tried everything.
As a result, the third child didn't cooperate this time, and even made an inch of it: "You just sit beside me and wait for me, it will be fine in a while, be good, be obedient."
Good guy, the last three words almost sent Jiang Huanyu away.
Now he stopped talking to the third child, picked up the shovel and started digging. When the third child came over again, he would dig in another place. He didn't want to talk to this idiot at all.
Turn the third child around in a hurry, what's wrong and stop talking?
Then he will tell him what to eat?
"Are you angry with me? Can't I change it?"
While begging for mercy humbly, the third child danced vigorously with the shovel, digging a big hole with just a few words.
Jiang Huanyu still didn't speak, he got in touch with a stone, and the engineer shoveled the stone under the soil with a shovel, which made his mouth tingle, and his pampered hands for many years still couldn't bear the pain for a while.
The third child kept staring at him, but he couldn't hold back his face and shook his hands. In the end, he could only hold back his aching hands and change the place to shovel... Ding——
Change again, ding——
Change again, ding——
Change it, ding——
Jiang Huanyu stood upright, condescending Wang Zhi despised this land that didn't know what was good or bad.
There is the third child in the front who is noisy, and you are a rock challenging the bottom line in the back.
When I was a child, I was a human being and I didn't hunt myself, so I was a vegetarian?
Ha ha.
If you don't block that noisy killer whale, it will be hard for me, a person who just wants to do things quietly.
Even if I am so shocked that my hands are bleeding today, I will break you open.
Hua Leopard, who has always been known for his patience and secrecy, completely lost his patience during the days of the third child's thoughts. Now he is so violent that he is about to enter super evolution, and he can violently hurt people at any time.
If it weren't for the conditions, he even wanted to lift the stone out and bite it through.
The third child who was still talking keenly sensed something was wrong, he raised his head to look at Jiang Huanyu, and saw Jiang Huanyu's slightly trembling hand at a glance.
tired?
Or hit your hand?
The third child came over and grabbed Jiang Huanyu's hands to look at them. These pampered hands were already worn red, and the skin in some places even turned up.
The third child is so distressed, how can the baby get hurt.
He quickly squeezed Jiang Huanyu away: "Is it okay to be obedient? I'll just come."
Then, under Jiang Huanyu's cannibalistic gaze, he picked up the military shovel, raised it and dropped it, and easily pierced the stone without blinking.
The third child sighed in his heart, a big cat is a big cat, it is so delicate, one of them hurt his hand without watching it.
This episode of the program was broadcast, and the old couple cp once again dominated the headlines.
[This is not what love is, brother Junlin's strength spoils his wife QAQ. 】
【Brother Jun Lin lost his mind in front of Mr. Jiang, but remember to protect Mr. Jiang. 】
【Mr. Jiang is so smart. He knows a lot. As a botanical professional, I don’t even know what the fruit and flowers taste like...】
[Brother Junlin hung a large circle of food on his body and looked like a husband who had returned home with a lot of food, and a smart and beautiful wife was waiting for him at home...]
[Hahaha I laughed so hard, Mr. Jiang's face turned dark when he heard Junlin say that the place is small, just like my mother's expression when she saw my father being silly. 】
[Didn’t you see that Mr. Jiang’s hands started to shake after he shoveled a few times and changed a few places to continue shoveling? It’s probably because he was too embarrassed to shake his hands. At first I thought he didn’t do heavy work, but it turned out It wasn’t until Jun Lin went down with a shovel and brought up half a stone that I realized he had shoveled a rock. 】
[Hahaha xswl, when my mother watched it, she told me that this scene was like when she and her father opened up a small garden at home, and my father refused to let my mother dig the ground. It's kind of heartwarming to think of doing this between two big men. 】
【To sum up, this is really a fairy love. After all, brother Junlin personally buried his own brain after having Mr. Jiang. Who would do it if it wasn't true love? 】
Qin Wu's eyelids twitched as he was still flipping through the trending content, and finally realized that things were out of control.
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-04-0509:54:00~2020-04-0709:48:53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 60 bottles of Changting Sunset; 5 bottles of Changan Youyu;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Jiang Huanyu, who was also seeing a non-human compatriot for the first time, joined the filming team with an unknown attitude, interacting with the third child from time to time.
The recording method of this variety show is very straightforward. In the first episode, everyone set off from a certain place alone, followed the guidance of the program team from time to time to find teammates, and after all the staff gathered, the task was considered to be over, and finally everyone went out alone. Find ingredients and have a dinner together before ending the first itinerary.
The third child rescued Jiang Huanyu when everyone was looking for food. It was also at this time that the director felt that the third child seemed to have a special CP relationship with Jiang Huanyu, so he warmly invited Jiang Huanyu to stay.
If Jiang Huanyu participated, it would be the recording of the second period. They placed all the guests in two groups in a corner of an isolated island, and the team that arrived first would win.During this period, all the food is found by the guests themselves.
Here comes the place of chicken thieves. The program group, which claims to have a large number of people and is not worried about snakes and insects following up, will only send out panoramic cameras to track and shoot this time. The staff will not be on stage in person to prevent someone from using the staff to cheat.
The third child and Jiang Huanyu shuttled freely in the deep forest. Compared with the first period, they never had enough to eat, let alone live a more nourishing life.
Jiang Huanyu's words reveal that his understanding of nature has reached an inhuman level.
When all the guests were struggling to find food and drinking water by following the clues occasionally given by the program group, Jiang Huanyu pointed out where to hit: "The juice of this tree can be drunk, and this kind of wild fruit can also be eaten. The roots of the plants are edible, and the flowers are also delicious..."
The third child said that you have done the mental work, and I will do the actual combat, so whenever Jiang Huanyu said something to eat, the third child rushed out like an arrow from the string, and then came back with spoils all over his body.
The tall figure is nimble and powerful, often jumping three or two times to reach the treetops, shuttles easily without any protection, and then returns with a full load, like a general who has won a battle, majestic.
Before night fell, the third child still quickly built a resting place with leaves and dead branches under Jiang Huanyu's command that could provide temporary shelter.
The youngest admired Jiang Huanyu's brain so much that he was so impressed: "After I have you, I feel that surviving in the wild is like traveling."
Jiang Huanyu smiled and said nothing, and only let go of the chatterbox after the camera was completely turned off: "The orca men's group is very famous, but I'm busy so I haven't seen it with my own eyes. Are you all real orcas?"
The third child nodded: "Yes, yes, all nine of us have them, as well as other creatures such as jellyfish, cats, and humpback whales." Then he asked suspiciously: "What about you? I heard what the director meant. Seems like a president? Then your company is full of big cats too?"
……big cat?
Jiang Huanyu's expression gradually distorted, even ignoring that there are still so many fine creatures: "You are still a big fish, I am a leopard!"
"Flower hug?" The third child of the marine life said that he had never heard of such a complicated land creature: "Why not a hug flower? The flower hug sounds weird, and the word order is not right... In fact, the word order is not right, and the hug flower lacks a subject. , your species is too strange."
"Leopards are leopards, and leopards are called leopards by humans. We are large carnivores, understand." What Jiang Huanyu meant was that I would eat fish any more.
Anyway, now that I know that there are so many orcas that have become elite, I don't care about this one.
Jiang Huanyu treated the third child with ease. On land, he was the boss.
And why can't you dance? The No. 1 youngest may have misplaced all his skill points, and he didn't realize what is a hug for a baby and what is a hug for money.
"Money hug? No wonder you are a president, so that's how it is."
Jiang Huanyu seemed to feel that something was wrong but couldn't tell what was wrong: "The leopard is just because the spots on our body look like money, it doesn't mean we are rich." It has nothing to do with the leopard.
The third child waved his hands, his face full of boredom: "Don't tell me the truth without dramatic effect, I just want to get rich suddenly."
Jiang Huanyu felt that it might be more comfortable to communicate with other killer whales.
It's a pity that he has just signed the contract and has to finish recording the show.
So the next day, they embarked on the journey again.
The task card sent by the program team asked them to build a swimming pool in the large open space where they are now. The third child looked around the empty open space and shook his head: "This place is too small, and it is difficult to even turn over to build a swimming pool."
Jiang Huanyu looked around at the nearly one-acre open space in front of him, and suddenly he didn't understand what big was.
You sit on the entire ocean and walk through the vastness unscrupulously. After all, I am the leopard who climbed high.
The brainy Jiang Huanyu picked up a branch and carved a frame about 1.5 meters long and [-] meters wide on the ground: "It's enough to make such a swimming pool. If it wasn't for worrying that the program team would have a backhand, I would just plan to dig a hole." Make a swimming pool for ants."
The youngest felt aggrieved after reading this plan. It would be difficult for him to squeeze in this place, let alone turning over. But after getting along for two days, he got used to listening to the words of the wise Jiang Huanyu, so he didn't dare to refute loudly. Bibi whispered: "This is clearly a bathtub..."
Jiang Huanyu, who had completely lost patience with the third child, narrowed his eyes and glanced at him.
The youngest shrank his neck, shifted his eyes to look elsewhere, and said in a bluffing voice, "Ah, the forest over there is very lush. Let me find some wood and dig the ground."
When the wood was found, the third child found that Jiang Huanyu had two military shovels in his hand.Look at the engineer shovel, then look at the wood in his hand, then look at the engineer shovel, then look at the wood in his hand: "..." Wronged.
"You didn't tell me sooner that you had a shovel. I ran a long way to find the right wood." The third child said wearily, feeling cheated.Why did you give me such a fatal blow when I gave up saving my brain and trusted you with all my heart.
Jiang Huanyu glared at the third child angrily: "You read the mission card, and there are tools written on it, so you don't want me to look for it after reading it?"
"Huh? Really?!" The youngest stared wide-eyed: "Wow, you are so smart!"
Jiang Huanyu didn't even bother to talk to the third child, his ears were numb when he heard this sentence: "Let's start digging."
After speaking, he threw a shovel to the third child, and he took the lead in shoveling a hole in Yanbian.
After watching Jiang Huanyu operate skillfully for a while, the third child walked over and pushed Jiang Huanyu away: "I'll do the rough work, just go to the woods and find some big leaves to make a waterproof layer."
The project of digging the swimming pool is still very big, especially on the surface of the ground, it is easy to dig, and the ground gets harder as you go inside, and there are even stones. Jiang Huanyu doesn't want the third child to do so many things alone.
"Dig together first, and then look for leaves together. This thing is not easy to dig."
He was used to giving orders, so he buried his head and started digging after he finished speaking. He didn't think that the third child would refute him, but who knew that the third child not only refuted him, but also pushed him away: "Go and find the leaves and food. Otherwise, you can just sit on the edge and play, I'll come here, don't get tired."
Jiang Huanyu stood firm and squinted his eyes to glance at the third child. This is his usual threat to the third child, and he has tried everything.
As a result, the third child didn't cooperate this time, and even made an inch of it: "You just sit beside me and wait for me, it will be fine in a while, be good, be obedient."
Good guy, the last three words almost sent Jiang Huanyu away.
Now he stopped talking to the third child, picked up the shovel and started digging. When the third child came over again, he would dig in another place. He didn't want to talk to this idiot at all.
Turn the third child around in a hurry, what's wrong and stop talking?
Then he will tell him what to eat?
"Are you angry with me? Can't I change it?"
While begging for mercy humbly, the third child danced vigorously with the shovel, digging a big hole with just a few words.
Jiang Huanyu still didn't speak, he got in touch with a stone, and the engineer shoveled the stone under the soil with a shovel, which made his mouth tingle, and his pampered hands for many years still couldn't bear the pain for a while.
The third child kept staring at him, but he couldn't hold back his face and shook his hands. In the end, he could only hold back his aching hands and change the place to shovel... Ding——
Change again, ding——
Change again, ding——
Change it, ding——
Jiang Huanyu stood upright, condescending Wang Zhi despised this land that didn't know what was good or bad.
There is the third child in the front who is noisy, and you are a rock challenging the bottom line in the back.
When I was a child, I was a human being and I didn't hunt myself, so I was a vegetarian?
Ha ha.
If you don't block that noisy killer whale, it will be hard for me, a person who just wants to do things quietly.
Even if I am so shocked that my hands are bleeding today, I will break you open.
Hua Leopard, who has always been known for his patience and secrecy, completely lost his patience during the days of the third child's thoughts. Now he is so violent that he is about to enter super evolution, and he can violently hurt people at any time.
If it weren't for the conditions, he even wanted to lift the stone out and bite it through.
The third child who was still talking keenly sensed something was wrong, he raised his head to look at Jiang Huanyu, and saw Jiang Huanyu's slightly trembling hand at a glance.
tired?
Or hit your hand?
The third child came over and grabbed Jiang Huanyu's hands to look at them. These pampered hands were already worn red, and the skin in some places even turned up.
The third child is so distressed, how can the baby get hurt.
He quickly squeezed Jiang Huanyu away: "Is it okay to be obedient? I'll just come."
Then, under Jiang Huanyu's cannibalistic gaze, he picked up the military shovel, raised it and dropped it, and easily pierced the stone without blinking.
The third child sighed in his heart, a big cat is a big cat, it is so delicate, one of them hurt his hand without watching it.
This episode of the program was broadcast, and the old couple cp once again dominated the headlines.
[This is not what love is, brother Junlin's strength spoils his wife QAQ. 】
【Brother Jun Lin lost his mind in front of Mr. Jiang, but remember to protect Mr. Jiang. 】
【Mr. Jiang is so smart. He knows a lot. As a botanical professional, I don’t even know what the fruit and flowers taste like...】
[Brother Junlin hung a large circle of food on his body and looked like a husband who had returned home with a lot of food, and a smart and beautiful wife was waiting for him at home...]
[Hahaha I laughed so hard, Mr. Jiang's face turned dark when he heard Junlin say that the place is small, just like my mother's expression when she saw my father being silly. 】
[Didn’t you see that Mr. Jiang’s hands started to shake after he shoveled a few times and changed a few places to continue shoveling? It’s probably because he was too embarrassed to shake his hands. At first I thought he didn’t do heavy work, but it turned out It wasn’t until Jun Lin went down with a shovel and brought up half a stone that I realized he had shoveled a rock. 】
[Hahaha xswl, when my mother watched it, she told me that this scene was like when she and her father opened up a small garden at home, and my father refused to let my mother dig the ground. It's kind of heartwarming to think of doing this between two big men. 】
【To sum up, this is really a fairy love. After all, brother Junlin personally buried his own brain after having Mr. Jiang. Who would do it if it wasn't true love? 】
Qin Wu's eyelids twitched as he was still flipping through the trending content, and finally realized that things were out of control.
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-04-0509:54:00~2020-04-0709:48:53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 60 bottles of Changting Sunset; 5 bottles of Changan Youyu;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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