Grumpy Boys Welcome Spring

The boss operated against the sky, and Xiao Ba felt like an orphan in an instant.

"Brother, you used to push me to play with anything interesting."

The boss Fue: "This is really not good." At least not at this stage, after all, if he posts the fact that his assistant is a panda in the group, no matter whether he and the panda are innocent or not, the sons in the group will not feel innocent .

It's deadly.

Than before, the fourth brother posted a picture of green parrot legs in the group, saying that he might find true love, and he would die.

And this idiot in front of me who posted a half-fruit photo of his future wife, each of them is worse than the other.

But I didn't expect it to be his turn today.

The famous name of the first life was destroyed by Xiaoba.

The boss looked at the little assistant for a long time, and then asked, "How did you hide your body before?"

The little assistant's melon-eating trip failed today, and he even felt that he had turned into a melon, but he didn't know what kind of melon he was: "Brother Youzhou, can you explain to me what is the body? What am I hiding... Or is my foodie nature finally exposed?"

"That's not true." The boss said confidingly: "I know your foodie nature, it's not that you can't hide it, but you didn't hide it at all. What I mean...you don't know that you are a panda, right?"

Assistant:? ? ?

The boss asked this question calmly, after all, didn't the jellyfish of Lao Qi's family know that they were jellyfish before?

Seeing that the little assistant was stunned, both the boss and the little Ba began to search for some questions they had learned from their brief contact with the jellyfish before: "Do you have a panda in a tank at home? After you die, you can change to another tank to raise them?"

Xiao Ba was the first to ask questions, and the boss gave Xiao Ba an approving look. Although he was a little out of business, Xiao Ba's strange knowledge could still be of great help inadvertently.

The little assistant's expression changed several times. This question seemed a bit difficult to ask, and he hesitated and didn't know how to answer it.

The old man kept looking at him with encouraging eyes: "Don't be nervous, this incident is actually not that terrible. You see jellyfish, don't you just raise several tanks of jellyfish, and there is another way to raise fish. He is doing well too. ?”

"One-three-five fish farming method." Xiao Ba added earnestly.

The little assistant was confused by this completely incomprehensible words, and countless information slipped past his ears, but he only understood one, three, five ways of raising fish.

As for what jellyfish breed jellyfish... what is it?The correct way to open Gu raising in the way of fairy tales?

The little assistant finally couldn't help it anymore: "I want to ask, are you all serious? Pandas are national treasures, don't you know that I have to be rich to be able to afford pandas."

"But you are a panda yourself." Xiaoba explained earnestly, only to see that there was only a big butt left behind the little assistant. The panda outside shook violently, trembling and fell down, and then supported The little assistant got up on his back, and laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, his little paws were fisted and punched in the air, as if he couldn't breathe from laughing.

Xiao Ba's face darkened, and he looked at the little assistant who had no expression on his face: "You're just laughing."

The little assistant blushed again, but said firmly, "I didn't."

Xiao Ba stepped aside, and the boss came over, and also saw the group of black and white furries who were still laughing wildly.The boss pursed his lips: "You are smiling, we all saw it."

"Pfft." The little assistant finally couldn't hold back: "Pfft puff——"

He covered his mouth with his hands, and blocked Hahaha into a puff puff. The panda floating behind him had already fallen to the ground laughing, and there were tears in the corners of his eyes.

The boss and the little eight just watched the little assistant and laughed quietly.

Although I don't know what's funny, I just wait until he finishes laughing and then ask again.

In this way, the little assistant who just couldn't take care of himself from laughing because of the serious jokes of the two brothers suddenly stopped laughing, but felt that the laughter stopped too abruptly and was a bit embarrassing. The eyes of the two brothers quietly looked at him as if Look at a silly wholesale epilepsy.

So he had to gradually carry out his performances like hehe, puff, haha, etc., trying to make his laughter end more smoothly.

To be honest, this scene is a bit sad.

Although they followed the boss to many sets, in fact, the assistant who had no acting skills was easily seen through by the two of them. It was just that they were in a certain mentality of "I just watch you quietly and pretend to be B", and the two gangsters didn't tell the truth.

When the little assistant finally stopped, the arms of the boss and little Ba had already been hugged, and they just waited for the little assistant to speak.

The little assistant's mentality exploded, and for a while, he couldn't tell whether he was crazy or the two top-ranking people were crazy.

Isn't it funny to say that he is a panda, and he raises a tank of pandas and dies a tank of pandas.

Why now it looks like the joke is me.

His thoughts were flying wildly, and suddenly he had a high degree of overlap with the thinking of an ancient man surnamed Tang. I laughed at the world for being too crazy, and the world laughed at me for not being able to see through.

So are they crazy or I don't see through.

"Brothers, give me a letter of what you are talking about, I am too difficult."

Correspondingly, the dying panda got up behind him, with crystal tears rolling down from the corners of his eyes.

Feeling compassionate, the boss took an apple from the tea table and slowly peeled it.

Sure enough, the eyes of both pandas and humans fell on the apple.

Seeing the slashing apple-peeling method of the boss and the apple, the panda's heart was broken, and regardless of the situation of two lunatics who could not protect themselves, he snatched the apple from the boss's hand on the spot and peeled it carefully. .

The panda that can move freely floated to the little assistant's feet eagerly, and opened its mouth to catch the skin that was about to fall.

The little poor looks very expressive.

The boss took a deep breath: "If you don't want to peel it, you can eat it directly, it was peeled for you."

As soon as the words fell, the panda at the little assistant's feet flew into the sky, bit the apple viciously, and then staggered through it. The chubby body turned around inflexibly, and savagely went to bite the apple.

At the same time, the little assistant: "No, no, you should eat first, I'll cut it for you."

The boss looked at the panda as if looking at his own conscience: "Forget it, you can eat it, we don't want to eat it."

After pushing and resisting again and again, the little assistant took a bite of the apple with a sweet smile, and the happy smile on his face almost filled the room.

The boss, who had never noticed the side of the assistant before, clutched his conscience, feeling more and more real in pain.

After the little assistant finished eating, he handed over another banana: "Eat slowly, there is still more."

He saw it with his own eyes. After he finished saying this, the panda that stuck out its tongue and licked delicately on the apple core rolled and crawled over to hug his leg, and rubbed his face obediently.

... Who can press this question further.

The boss looked at Xiaoba: "Are you still asking?"

Xiao Ba recalled his days of shoveling shit, and forced himself to shut his mouth and said: "...my cat rubs against me like that."

The boss looked disgusted: "Don't drive."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-03-1716:05:07~2020-03-1815:02:42期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigated the nutrient solution: the little white rabbit gnawed on the meat and bones, and 2 bottles of Shengge fell;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!