Grumpy Boys Welcome Spring

You don't need to eat shit, but you still have to sleep.

The human body is weak and delicate, if dark circles appear under the eyes, the manager will probably explode on the spot.

Lao Qi weighed the pros and cons and planned to go to sleep.

If he is destined to die, he still prefers to find his own death.

As soon as he opened the door, he met a pair of misty eyes.The moment they stared at him, those eyes that were still hazy suddenly burst into an astonishing light: "Brother Cang Xiao——I'm not dreaming!"

The jellyfish looked down at the environment it was in, pinched the quilt with both hands to confirm, covered its face with a swipe, and screamed frantically: "I'm on my brother's bed——!!! Ahhhhh I'm dead!!! "

Lao Qi was suddenly shocked.

What kind of jellyfish madness is this.

I saw that the jellyfish, which was still dying just now, only had a tiny bit of fluorescence left in it, and now it was full of light, and it looked alive and kicking, so it didn't look like it was dying.

Lao Qi couldn't believe it: "Is the vitality of your jellyfish so tenacious?"

But when you think about it carefully, it seems true that many jellyfish tentacles are broken and only a few tentacles are left, and they can still live very nourishingly. Putting the deadly severed limbs on others, putting them on jellyfish seems to have solved the problem.

It's normal for this kind of scary creature to be a little different from other flirtatious jean.

Lao Qi walked into the room with the durian in his hand, his expression more cautious than before.

But the jellyfish didn't care about these things, he paid more attention to the jellyfish in Aidou's mouth now: "Brother, did I annoy you, I'm a starfish, not a jellyfish."

QAQ was expelled from idol twice in one day.

This is also the second time that Lao Qi has heard jellyfish denying that he is a jellyfish. He frowned, and his clever brain began to function.

Why doesn't this jellyfish look very smart.

Does he really not know that he is a jellyfish?

Lao Qi pondered for a moment, and decided to explain his background first: "As you can see, I am a killer whale."

The jellyfish was stunned. He didn't understand what to say, but he reacted immediately, praised his wit and shouted slogans: "The orca team travels in the sea, and the starfish will always be close by! Where the orcas point , Starfish paved the way! Killer whales, killer whales, starfish starfish!"

Lao Qi pressed his temple...

After another 2 minutes, Lao Qi took out the tablet computer in the suitcase, and turned to the picture of Zhang Huali jellyfish for Haiyue jellyfish to see.

The flower hat jellyfish is slender and brightly colored. Its orange-red tentacles float in the sea, like the flower hat worn by ancient beauties. It looks very beautiful.

From Lao Qi's point of view, he is very sure that no jellyfish can escape the charm of this stunning jellyfish.

He looked at the sea moon jellyfish: "Do you have any ideas?"

Haiyue jellyfish hesitated for a long time, not knowing what Aidou was doing, knowing that carefully observing Lao Qi's face, he hesitated for a long time before saying: "It's gaudy, no, I don't like it very much."

Lao Qi's expression changed drastically.

Don't panic, maybe you don't like this kind of weakness.

He found another photo of a box jellyfish. This box jellyfish has a lot of tentacles and a rough appearance. It is completely different from the Hanagasa jellyfish that has just been left alone.

Lao Qi's eyes were set on the moon jellyfish again.

Haiyue jellyfish understood Aidou's meaning in no time, and he looked embarrassed: "This is too messy, the tentacles of this jellyfish are all knotted, it's so uncomfortable to look at."

Lao Qi started to panic, rummaged frantically, and finally found a hat with few tentacles, but it looked a little strange, like a hat of a Tibetan Buddhist trumpet.

He took a special look, and the jellyfish was called a man-of-war jellyfish.

Are there different types of jellyfish?

Lao Qi couldn't believe it, as a sea creature, he didn't know as much about jellyfish as humans.

He didn't ask about the moon jellyfish this time. He searched for keywords by himself, and looked around for freshwater jellyfish. He really found a picture of the jellyfish that was exactly the same as the jellyfish in front of him.

The whole body is almost completely transparent, with only a faint outline. The body emits light fluorescence, and there are four petals on the top of the head. The sea moon jellyfish is a common artificial jellyfish, the best choice for ornamental jellyfish, non-toxic and touchable.

Non-toxic and touchable.

Five words, two punctuation, shocking.

Lao Qi raised his head and looked at Haiyue jellyfish: "Is your Weibo ID called Haiyue!"

That super troll with super fighting power, the ability to tear X up to ten, and one man is the one who is the best of the world, and the super troll who is always active in the front line of black fans!

That friendly troll that he admired the most, the revolutionary comrade-in-arms brother who would always be called when he often opened a trumpet to spray black powder!

When this jellyfish introduced herself earlier, she clearly said that she was Haiyue!

The sea moon jellyfish's face turned red: "Brother, you remember me..." Then she reacted suddenly: "No! No! I'm not that sea moon! I swear to God that I'm a little fairy boy!"

How could he let his brother know that he was a super invincible troll under his skin!He still wants to hold his peaceful skin and have an in-depth soul exchange with his brother!

Lao Qi confirmed that only Haiyue can use the title Xiaoxiannan: "You really are Haiyue."

The moon jellyfish Erkang held his hand: "Brother, listen to my explanation!"

Lao Qi said that I would not listen, and then zoomed in on the photo of the sea moon jellyfish on the tablet: "Is this your prototype?"

I don't know where the lies are missing, but the sea moon jellyfish, which has been completely seen through, is full of exhaustion, casually glanced at the screen, and said in a lifeless tone: "sea moon jellyfish, I have raised a lot, but I have no pets, so I died for a while. Blockbuster, all melted."

A large area died, all melted.

Lao Qi suddenly felt cold on his back.

He took two steps back silently, looked around, and finally saw the durian that he had just placed next to the box.

Lao Qi performed a durian opening with his bare hands on the spot, dug up a lump of durian meat and handed it to the jellyfish's mouth: "Eat something to calm your surprise."

You eat, I am shocked.

Haiyue jellyfish saw the durian being fed to her mouth by Aidou, she was so moved that she burst into tears, she took a bite of the flesh of the cheek, and said vaguely from her mouth: "Thank you, thank you brother, brother is so kind— —”

Lao Qi was in a state of turmoil.

Non-toxic is non-toxic, but he dares to eat shit.

Based on this alone, Lao Qi felt ashamed.

The smell of durian is very strong, and when the sea moon jellyfish speaks, all the breath it blows hits Lao Qi's face.

Lao Qi was almost autistic due to the smoke, but the moon jellyfish seemed to be enjoying it, and he was eager to eat it.

While wanting to return it, he actively shared it, like an ultimate licking dog. Based on experience, he selected the sweet one and brought it to Lao Qi's mouth. His eyes were earnest: "Brother Cang Xiao, you can eat it too, this durian is so sweet."

Lao Qi basically understood that jellyfish really have no brains.

Eat shit and don't know they're jellyfish.

Although the body is not poisonous, the mouth and brain are poisonous.

作者有话要说：桥豆麻袋，榴莲超好吃的，我一顿能吃一整个！感谢在2020-01-1301:20:13~2020-01-1402:05:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Gunnr;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!