Grumpy Boys Welcome Spring

As I said before, the regular guests of this show are old drama bones, ancient puppets and tough guys, including the two flying guests Lao Qi and Ba Zong jellyfish.

The three regular guests are old partners. They are very familiar with the routine of the show and know what their next itinerary will be like. But popular idols like Lao Qi don’t have time to watch the show at all. He spends all his free time with Top ranked.

Although President Ba has a little more spare time, and there is an extra super chat check-in content, but that has nothing to do with this show.

All they know about this program is to go to rural areas with relatively difficult conditions to participate in some self-supporting activities.

Lao Qi thinks he can do it all by himself.It can even raise the jellyfish to become fat again.

The director of the destination didn't say anything, it was mysterious, and the two of them were looking forward to it, but Lao Qi noticed something while driving the car.

One second before the camera teacher noticed, Lao Qi put a handsome face on the camera: "Director, have we lost the beach?"

At this time, the scenery outside the car window was still a wilderness.

The director had been sitting in the car behind watching the screen, but he didn't expect a big face to appear on the screen, and he opened his mouth to say that.

Has Cang Xiao been to this place?

The director didn't reply, and whether he came or not didn't affect the final result, but he just felt that something was wrong, as if something was about to happen.

The jellyfish was a little curious, leaned over and asked eagerly: "Have you been here before, why are you so sure?"

Lao Qi shook his head, and raised his shoulders so that the jellyfish could lean on him: "I haven't been here, I just smell the sea water." In fact, he also heard the howling of humpback whales, but he was not straightforward enough to know that he couldn't say it. Say it here.

Lao Qi seems to have done the movement of raising his shoulders thousands of times, and the jellyfish has also developed a habit, so he put his face on it without thinking.

As soon as he posted it, his head straightened up.

Exposed, exposed!Wang Yier, do you want to lose your face in the Duwei circle!

Lao Qi noticed the jellyfish's departure, and thought that the bump just now had knocked him away, moved slightly, reached out to fish it back, and settled it on his shoulder.

I don't know where the sour smell came from, and it went deeper and deeper.

The director couldn't stand it anymore, and ordered the team to hurry up as fast as possible.

After finally getting everyone together, when the director confiscated the jellyfish in a big box, he laughed so hard that he lost his eyes.

"Ah... Let me say a few words. Maybe the two guests have just arrived and are not familiar with our rules. Our show requires that you are not allowed to bring anything except a change of clothes..."

He said while looking at the direction of jellyfish and Lao Qi with playful eyes: "So you have to hand in everything except your clothes, and we will keep them for a while."

"Really?" The jellyfish's expression was tangled: "Is my ulcer medicine leucorrhea?"

"Hey, medicines can still be carried with you."

The jellyfish's tangled expression instantly relaxed, and he spread his hands: "Then give me that pink box, it's full of medicines."

That pink box... There was only one pink box in the audience, which was half the height of a person and the width of two people, like a special suitcase.

"So much medicine?!" The tough guy who had been standing on the other side couldn't hold back, and blurted out.

This may be his dose of medicine for hundreds of lifetimes.

The jellyfish nodded, like a treasure: "I specially found the soup dumplings made by Yaoshanfang. When I want to eat, I can eat it right away. The wild mushroom soup is so delicious that people can swallow their tongues."

……

The director didn't even want to give the jellyfish any ulcer medicine.

Overlord still has ulcers?Impossible, the boss can't even go to the toilet!

Following the road, everyone walked to the village, and then came to the link of finding a house by themselves.

I have been pampered and spoiled all my life, and the biggest hardship I have suffered is knowing that the jellyfish, which has spent more than 20 years with the same kind of corpses, has weakened legs and feet, so how can I find the energy to find a house.

Lao Qi wanted to help, but was completely rejected by the jellyfish.

How can I ask my brother to help fans! ! !Not even if I am his wife! ! !I want to give my brother all the love instead of burdening him! ! !

The jellyfish limped and leaned against Lao Qi who was dragging a big box in his hand, and said in a tone that life would have been worse than death: "Cang Xiao——I'm so tired——"

Lao Qi couldn't hear the sickly voice of the jellyfish. He had watched the jellyfish many times with worry. It was wrinkled and listless. After passing the jellyfish's knee bend, it was pulled up and put on the shoulder.

Jellyfish: "..."? ? ?

Who am I, where am I, what am I doing? !

For a while, the jellyfish almost forgot who it was: "Ah, brother Cang Xiao, take it easy—"

The barrage after the broadcast: [Why do I feel like a wheel is running over my face. 】

[Name is called under the boat, brother is called on the boat, you taste, you taste carefully. 】

The jellyfish struggled very realistically, and Lao Qi slapped him on the flesh under his waist, and said in an unrestrained and doting voice, "Be good."

Oh yo yo, CP fans collectively celebrated the New Year, and agreed that even if they died in situ, they would dance disco on the same grave.

Lock this pair in a cage for me!If you can't give birth to a cub, you are not allowed to release it!

Soon, the red-faced jellyfish saw the first house, but it was a pity that the house had already been occupied by tough guys.

Then the jellyfish saw the second set, but the puppet entered first.

In the end, there was a dog at the door of the third house, and Lao Qi forbade the jellyfish to live there, so the two wandered to a house on the beach.

This house can be regarded as romantic, almost surrounded by water, travel by boat, the equipment in the house is very basic, it can only be said to barely meet the needs of human life.

But Jellyfish and Lao Qi's eyes lit up at the first sight of the house, and they looked at each other, saying that they didn't want to go to the fifth house again.

Five people, five houses, and now there is an extra house because Lao Qi lives with the jellyfish.

But that suite happened to be the mission room this time. If no one lived there, there would be many missions that couldn't be started.

The director's head is as big as a bucket. He didn't expect that he had been doing variety shows for most of his life, but in the end he was blinded by a pair of dogs and men.

He pondered for a long time, went out for a long walk, and when he came back, his face was no longer sad, and he was full of smiles, announcing to everyone: "Everyone be quiet, now let's welcome the last mysterious guest."

The old drama bone who sees through everything cheerfully looks out the door, not knowing where the director is going to pick someone up at this time.

A straight and slender leg in black trousers came in first at the door, followed by hands and face, leading a very handsome young man into the yard amidst paleness.

"Hi everyone, I'm Zhuo Yujing."

Those very clear eyes swept over everyone in the room, and bowed earnestly and attentively: "The next time will disturb everyone."

Everyone laughed and laughed for a while, Zhuo Yujing walked behind Lao Qi, and said in a clear and clean voice, "Teacher Cang, we meet again, can we have a chat alone?"

Those clear eyes are not at all as gentle as his fans said, they are as indifferent as ten thousand years of ice, when looking at Lao Qi, they seem to be provocative, do you dare to chat alone?

作者有话要说：苍啸的名字，终于在这儿亮了感谢在2020-02-0522:34:42~2020-02-0801:00:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Su Huaiche 1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：时宜、我可真是太傻了、夏清浅10瓶；妖筱、飞鱼5瓶；疏行3瓶；301751572瓶；雪狐1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!