Grumpy Boys Welcome Spring

Justice comes from the sky, a certain old five who killed three in and three out in a fierce battle with black fans put down his phone contentedly: "Tsk, I want to become a black fan when my combat power is not as high as my old six, I really haven't grown up." After 3 minutes, I accidentally bumped into someone who was standing on the side of the road staring blankly at the road sign.

A super short guy, shorter than Lao Qi's newly pregnant jellyfish, sky-breaking 165... At this height, Lao Wu can't see him at all. How can you make sense of it.

The mouthful king on the Internet, the fifth: "Sorry, are you okay?"

It was really his fault that he didn't see the person hit him, so he apologized naturally.But that's all, if you accidentally touch someone, don't you still have to be responsible for him?

So the fifth child left after finishing speaking, without a trace of nostalgia.

Just kidding, he himself was walking on the street wearing a mask and sunglasses in the middle of the night, he looked suspicious at first glance, so stay and chat with people in case he is discovered by black fans and he can't be thrown with sulfuric acid? ?

His family knows his own family affairs, and as the most gangster among the brothers, he still has self-knowledge.slipped away.

The fifth child strode forward with long legs, walking unrestrainedly and mercilessly.At the moment when he was about to step over the little man beside him, he felt someone grabbing the lapel of his back.

With a heartbeat, Lao Wu felt bad.Isn't this little dwarf my black fan! !I turn into ashes, does he even know me? !

"Fish, don't you die, dare to bump into your uncle?" A deep and hoarse voice came from the side of the little man's buried head, as if there was a backlog of anger waiting to be vented.

The short man raised his head slowly, under his short crew cut was a delicate but gloomy handsome face full of rage, his eyes were blatantly sharp, obviously he had fair skin and a pretty face, but because of the dark A face that looked very intimidating.

... Lao Wu plans to call the police.

No, no, no counsel: "I'm sorry I didn't mean it, I was just thinking about something and I didn't see you."

At this moment, Lao Wu's eyes were extremely firm.

"You bumped into me, and you still satirized me?" The little man's eyes were not only with a knife, but also with a knife that was as sharp as mud!

The fifth child turned around and ran away—this man must have hidden sulfuric acid! ! ! !

Pingtou brother, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, walking, sitting and standing rely on bravery to do things, if you refuse to accept it, you will do it, chase you to the ends of the earth, even if you die, I will bite you off a handful of hairs!

Just a fish, run away after hitting it? !

The little dwarf will chase after him!

He is as fast as the wind!He is as fast as lightning!He bites to death!He is like a mad dog!

Lao Wu ran all the way and finally got rid of the lingering little man, touched his heart tremblingly and turned back to open the door. When he turned his head, he saw a dark figure approaching from the corner of his eye. At the same time, that figure The red fluorescent light on the chest finally stood out... In the beginning, because of the opponent's height, he didn't realize that there was actually a body on the short man's body.

What is this? ? ?Mutant dog? ? ?Dwarf dog.

The fifth brother dodged back home while speculating, half-accepting that the little man followed into his house.

Maybe there are perverts in humans, but not in dogs.

Non-humans can still communicate well, there is no need to be so unfamiliar.

"Why are you following me?" The fifth child went to the refrigerator to get two bottles of drinks and handed one to the little one. He complained as if he was familiar with himself: "I almost took you as a black powder who wanted to throw sulfuric acid on me."

Unable to prevent the target being hunted down with a bottle of brightly colored drink, the fierce aura in the little man's eyes subsided by two points, he didn't know what to do with the drink for a while, his eyes blinked, and he looked a little naive .

But it only lasted for half a second, and the little man quickly remembered what he was here for, his eyes were murderous, and he was about to burst his drink to give this stupid fish who dared to hit him and escape, who knew what to do next? In a second, there was another snack that was forcibly stuffed.

"Well?"

The little man who had never been loved in life was a little dazed.

what happened?Why give me food?Is this what humans call an apology? ?

——The little honey badger who didn't accept a verbal apology at all began to have a pioneering development in his understanding of life.That's certainly how fish sum up!

Emmmmm......

You may seek peace, but my attitude will not change anyway!

The little man was about to build up his anger again.

Another remote control was stuffed into my hand...

"Want to watch TV?" The voice from Silly Fish was kind and soft.

This……

Fine.

The little honey badger decided not to be angry.

"Be careful next time." The little man sighed, and repeated in his usual way of speaking: "Or be more careful in the next life."

The fifth child nodded kindly: "Okay." Then he stuffed the little one with a pillow: "Sit with this, it's comfortable."

The flat-headed honey badger was quickly corrupted by capital, and he lay on the sofa happily, watching TV while eating snacks.

Lao Wu took the opportunity to check the varieties of short ones on Baidu:

A kind of dog that gets angry easily, a dog that chases thousands of miles and seeks revenge. It is not big, with brown hair.

Baidu presents the results:

Are you looking for a honey badger?

Honey badger?What kind of dog is this?

Go in at five o'clock to have a look, damn it!This is it!Honey badger dog!Eh, not a dog?what is that?Honey badger cat?

Forget it.

Whoa!A vengeful creature!Known as Brother Pingtou, he doesn't even mind being counter-killed for revenge? !

Terrible, really, terrible.

The fifth child decided to enshrine the little one, no, the little ancestor, the little ancestor.

After searching on Baidu, Lao Wu wanted to come out and get Pingtou something to eat, only to find that the reckless guy had fallen asleep on the sofa.

After falling asleep, the little man's face was no longer dark, but he had an unexpected sense of tranquility, but there was still a deep darkness in his eyes, and he couldn't sleep well.

Lao Wu looked at it, and suddenly felt a little soft in his heart.Although he is a reckless boy, he is still a child who has just entered the world.It's been a long time since I slept well, and I fell asleep in such an environment.

Just now Baidu said that the honey badger is a very alert creature, but now it seems that exhaustion has the upper hand after all.

The fifth child wandered his eyes over the short man's body, wanting to see what size of clothes he was wearing, and don't wear old clothes all the time if it is not necessary.

It was at this moment that he saw the point where the little man's clothes were lifted up slightly. He thought it was fair skin, but he didn't expect that it was all black and bruised, as if he had been severely beaten, leaving shocking marks.

Ah... this guy, he is lucky enough to live to settle accounts with me.

Is there any deep hatred? Why does it have to be like this?It's like I just bumped into you today, this temper is really bad...