Canary of the gods

After scolding a temple cultivator and making insinuating remarks about a certain guy, Saiki Kusuo returned to his original world with his homework.

Before leaving, he said to a priest: "I will wear the sealing device after your super powers recover."

A temple cultivator: "Oh..."

After Saiki Kusuo left, Jojijiu and Dazai Osamu who stayed in the room looked at each other.

But at this time, Ji Yiji realized belatedly that Osamu Dazai was still holding his hand.

Feeling a little strange in his heart, a priest quickly withdrew his hand.

Ever since he learned from Osamu Dazai from another world that he would mention the name "Dazai" in his sleep, he felt that something was wrong with him.

Seeing that his hand was empty, Osamu Dazai looked at a priest, and found that the other had lifted the quilt, lay back on the bed with his back to him, and said in a firm tone, "I'm going to sleep."

"..." Didn't you just wake up?

Without giving Osamu Dazai a chance to "tease the cat", his cell phone rang suddenly.

The caller is Kunikida Doppo. The purpose of calling him is to tell him to go to the detective agency immediately. The robbers of a certain bank carried bombs and kidnapped hostages. The police officers who entrusted them suspect the robbers have accomplices, etc. .

Osamu Dazai felt that this case was very familiar, wasn't it the bank bomb case that Jojijiu and the others took over before?

It seems that the time in this world was indeed backtracked by Saiki Kusuo to before the fake Bailan operation, that is, when the bank bomb case just happened.

but……

"Alas...Obviously I just got off work..." Osamu Dazai sighed helplessly.

When he said this, the phone was still on the phone, and Kunikida Doppo who was opposite him roared angrily after hearing it.

Osamu Dazai kept the phone away from his ears, and responded loudly: "I know, I know, I'm here~" Then, without waiting for Kunikida Doppo's response, he hung up the phone with a "snap".

However, his phone was hung up, and a monastery phone rang on the bedside table.

Just as Jojoji turned around, Osamu Dazai had already picked up his phone, and while editing a text message, he said to the person on the other side: "Yes, Kunikida-kun~ I already know where the other party's accomplice is from Xiu." , typing and sending now, please wait a moment~"

Kunikida Doppo probably didn't expect that he obviously called a number of Jishu, but the person who answered the phone was Osamu Dazai who just hung up on him.

He froze for a moment, then said suspiciously: "Why are you? Xiu?"

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai suddenly glanced at a priest lying on the bed.

The moment the other party met his gaze, as if frightened by something, he quickly turned around and pointed the back of his head at Osamu Dazai again.

An imperceptible smile flashed in his eyes, and he said softly, "Xiu is lying on the bed right now. He has a fever, so he probably won't be able to go to work today."

"Have a fever? That's something that can't be helped..."

and many more.

Halfway through the conversation, Kunikida Doppo suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"It was so early in the morning, why did you know that he had a fever when he was repairing there?"

Osamu Dazai looked at the back neck of a temple cultivator. Although it was not as wide as a finger, it was a small wound that was extremely obtrusive to the eyes. He narrowed his eyes slightly, smiled meaningfully, and said, "Because I have been cultivating here before."

"……"What did you say?

The "before" in the early morning...isn't that the night?

This guy stayed at a monk's house all night?It's not like he doesn't have a place to live!

Dazai Osamu didn't seem to notice anything strange from Kunikida Doppo's silence, and then said to him: "Oh, it's all because I didn't notice before..." I fell into another trap of my own.

"Although I feel a little sorry for Xiu, this is actually not a bad thing, at least I am very happy..." After all, things that will pollute the spirit of a temple cultivator will be eliminated after this incident, which can be regarded as a hidden danger.

"It's just that Xiu's body is weak now, and his body is still hot. He probably won't be able to work and report properly recently. Oh, by the way, his voice is also hoarse, so now I'm the one who uses his mobile phone to talk to you."

Kunikida Doppo: "..." This, this, this, the amount of information is a bit too much, it's frightening to think about it carefully!

He was silent for a while, always feeling that if he kept entangled with this question, he would get some terrible answer.So he quickly stopped this topic, and abruptly diverted Dazai Osamu's attention to other places.

"Hey, since Xiu is sick, he should rest at home, come here quickly!"

"Yes, I know~"

After the routine teasing with Doppo Kunikida ended, Osamu Dazai hung up the phone contentedly, having satisfied his bad taste.

It's just that after he put the phone on the bedside table, he turned around and found that a temple was looking at him faintly.

Osamu Dazai looked back at him with a smile, and asked, "What's wrong? You're looking at me like that all of a sudden."

"You just..." A priest narrowed his eyes dangerously, "Did you say that on purpose?"

Oops, that's rare.

No, should it be said that this guy's intuition is really sharp sometimes?

Osamu Dazai didn't deny it, he stretched out his hand and rubbed the forehead of a temple very naturally, and said, "It's very interesting, isn't it?"

It turned out to be just fun.

A temple cultivator thought expressionlessly.

But originally, this guy is like this.

He was not surprised to get such an answer at all.In other words, it would be strange if one day I got an answer from this guy that wasn't "interesting" or "fun".

A monk gently waved his hand away, turned around and raised the quilt, and retracted himself sickly into the quilt, leaving only a pair of closed eyes and forehead exposed.A muffled voice came from a layer of quilt: "Since I called you, hurry up."

Huh?

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, looked at the quilt curled up into a ball, as if he suddenly realized something, and was obviously taken aback for a moment.

This... can't it?Really?

His expression became extremely tangled for a moment.

It was rare to see such an expression on his face.

"Then I'm leaving?"

Osamu Dazai put his hands in the pockets of his long coat, and when he walked to the door, he looked back at the bulging quilt on the bed.

A temple monk turned a deaf ear and did not answer.

Osamu Dazai sighed and said, "You still have a fever, it's better not to cover yourself like this."

The ball of quilt moved, and slowly poked its head out.

He was amused to see it, and with a smile in his voice, he said, "It's quite a long way from here to where the crime happened. Did I drive your car away?"

A temple repair still did not speak.

After Osamu Dazai left, Jojo Jishu, who had closed his eyes and said he was going to sleep, opened his eyes.

His expression was blank, his eyes were unfocused, he seemed to be thinking about something, and he seemed to be in a daze.

The world time went back again, and everyone in the detective agency also lost a piece of memory after Sixiu was arrested.However, they did not hide from the detective agency that Yiyi Temple had temporarily lost his supernatural powers and that he had a persistent high fever because of this.

Considering that the Ability Secret Service Division and the military and police have already paid attention to a temple repair, Osamu Dazai didn't talk too much about what was there, omitted most of the process, and even made up a reason for the disappearance of the ability in the end.

"There is a small problem with Xiu's ability, and he is currently repairing himself."

People from the Armed Detective Agency would naturally ask, "What's wrong?"

"Because this ability has fulfilled a lot of wishes, some dirty things have grown unknowingly. After Xiu noticed this problem, he let it repair itself."

Everyone in the Armed Detective Agency looked at each other after listening.

Why... It sounds like "a computer that has been used for a long time has accumulated too much garbage, so it needs to be cleaned up"?

However, considering the special ability of a temple cultivator, if this happens, it is not impossible.

"It turns out that making too many wishes will increase Mr. Xiu's burden..." Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help feeling emotional.

Osamu Dazai shrugged, "He didn't know about it before, after all, there has never been such a situation in the past 20 years."

"It's not difficult to understand." Yosano Akiko folded his arms around his chest, and said without any surprise, "Aren't some serious illnesses caused by the accumulation of bad habits little by little?"

It's easy to understand in this way. After everyone nodded to express their understanding, they didn't get entangled in this issue.

After that, the people in the detective agency also reached a consensus, and the order that Fukuzawa Yukichi asked everyone, "No request to Xiu unless it is an emergency", was truly obeyed."Special circumstances" like "a rare opportunity, let Xiu change a small skirt for Osamu Dazai" naturally never happened again.

After the day's work was over, Atsushi Nakajima brought gifts from the detective agency and visited Jijiu Ichigo with Osamu Dazai.

After that, a temple cultivator's home became clean.Except for the part-time worker and Saiki Kusuo who came to his house on time to cook and clean, no one came to his door, including Osamu Dazai.

Atsushi Nakajima was offered a high price of 70 billion by the black market, and everyone in the detective agency has been investigating this matter recently.The port mafia is determined to win the 70 billion, and they made a lot of noise about it.

Now, one temple cultivator has no supernatural powers, and his body has been in a sickly state of high fever and fatigue. The detective agency didn't want to involve him in the dispute with the port mafia, so they didn't come to the door again, for fear of the unscrupulous port mafia. The party stalks for revenge.

Although the reason was justified, in Saiki Kusuo's view, there must be other reasons why Dazai Osamu didn't come to the door again.

It didn't take him much effort to find out why.

It's really that his mental activities are so rich these days that it's hard for him not to know.

When Saiki Kusuo heard his voice, he couldn't help sighing.

Alas, this is enlightenment.

Without exception, one of Sixiu's first three lovers pursued and confessed to him on his own initiative.

The first and second lovers were even strangers to him before, but at that time he was in adolescence curious about love, and he didn't know that the range of side effects of supernatural powers was wider than he imagined, so he agreed without much hesitation.

The third lover, Yi Yijiu, liked it quite a bit, but it was only after the other party confessed to him that he realized this problem belatedly.

Of course, the three lovers all had accidents on the second day, so Yiyi Temple has never tasted what it is like to be in love so far.

Now this person has discovered his own thoughts in advance, how can he not make Saiki Kusuo sigh.

His family's Chinese cabbage, this is really given to arch.

So next, the worrying old father, Kusuo Saiki, used superpowers to observe Osamu Dazai for a few days, and even followed him to the port with transparent superpowers when he was caught by the port mafia in order to investigate intelligence. mafia.

After conducting a detailed investigation on this guy.

Saiki Kusuo found a priest and said with a serious expression: 【Father does not agree to this marriage. 】

A monk with a confused face: "???"