Canary of the gods

Pink-haired high school student, also known as Saiki Kusuo, a bamboo horse who grew up with a temple.If he hadn't been trapped in the reincarnation of going back in time to save the world, he would have graduated from university for more than a year, just like a monk.

As for why he was able to determine with a messenger bag that he had jumped to the time and space where a temple was located, the reason was that he bought this messenger bag.As a congratulatory gift for Sixiu Yiyi's successful admission to university, he even spent the lucky money he saved during the Chinese New Year, which led to him being forced to give up coffee jelly for quite a while after that.

Therefore, although he has not seen it for more than five years, he is still very impressed with this satchel.

Then came the problem.

Since the satchel is here, why didn't he hear the voice of his bamboo horse?

Saiki Kusuo was able to hear the inner voice within a range of about 200 meters when he did not take off the superpower suppressor—that is, the antenna hairpin on his head.Therefore, he found out easily that his bamboo horse, who was also a squatting enthusiast like him, was not at home.

This is really strange.

Saiki Kusuo just took off the transparent gloves, intending to use "spiritual divination" to interpret the thoughts and memory fragments left on the messenger bag, so as to guess where his bamboo horse has gone.

But who knew, at this moment, the door of a temple Xiu's house was suddenly opened from the outside.

【Huh?Is this coming back? 】

Saiki Kusuo thought naturally.

However, this distance prevented him from reading any voices in his heart. It seemed that the guy finally had a sense of prevention.

It's just that he didn't expect that the one who entered the door was not the monk he thought, but a strange man with black hair and a long sand-colored trench coat.

Saiki Kusuo: ...Who is this?

When Osamu Dazai saw Saiki Kusuo, he was obviously also surprised.

He was stunned for a moment, then looked up and down Saiki Kusuo, noticing the uniform he was wearing, "High school student...?"

A guess quickly formed in his mind, his eyes widened slightly, and he looked surprised: "You are..."

Saiki Kusuo's first reaction was that he found the wrong place and accidentally broke into a stranger's house.

So he quickly made his body transparent and disappeared in Dazai's eyes.

【It should be regarded as a hallucination or a haunted...】

Qi Munanxiong thought so by chance.

[But it doesn't matter, if the other party is frightened, or has been thinking about it all the time, just use an amnesiac on him...]

But then again...why can't he hear this guy's voice?

Saiki Kusuo just had such a question, and then something horrifying happened.

"Because my supernatural power is nullified, your 'mind reading' won't work for me."

Saiki Kusuo:? ? ?So you're the one with the mind reading ability?

Osamu Dazai changed his shoes, walked into the living room familiarly, and acted like a master, inviting him politely: "Please sit down, Kusuo-kun, there are still some snacks in the refrigerator, we can sit down and chat slowly ..."

When he walked to the door of the kitchen, he suddenly turned around holding the door frame, and smiled at the place where Saiki Kusuo was, "It's about Xiu."

Saiki Kusuo was puzzled, could he still see himself?

Could it be that this guy is also a superpower with multiple superpowers?

No, no, the question shouldn't be...

This is not his bamboo horse's house, but this strange man's house who knows his bamboo horse?

No no no, still not right.

How much did that fellow Sixiu reveal about him?

Wait a minute, the point is still wrong...

The most important question now is actually, what is the relationship between this man who makes him feel that he is not simple when he meets him, and his stupid, sweet and unconscious bamboo horse? ? ?

It is strange and abnormal that a temple repairer would put the satchel that he gave him in this man's house, and even told him about his super powers - especially the last point - this is strange and abnormal, right?

Or... was this idiot tricked again?

...Thinking about it carefully, this is not impossible.

Saiki Kusuo couldn't help covering his forehead.

The reason why I say this is mainly because a temple cultivator has been cheated countless times since he was a child, such as:

When I was in kindergarten, I was deceived by human traffickers with "I saw Pokémon".When Saiki Kusuo found him, a temple priest still hugged the opponent's thigh and refused to let go, he would not stop until he saw the Pokémon.

Saiki Kusuo: ...

No way, Saiki Kusuo had no choice but to use super powers to make him a crooked and weird Pokémon—so ugly that a temple priest just glanced at it and turned his eyes away in disgust. From now on, he will never mention it Pokémon.

In elementary school, the boys who isolated him tricked him into staying on the school rooftop all night by saying "saw a UFO".When Saiki Kusuo saw him the next day, the eyelashes of a monk were covered with dew, and he asked his opinion solemnly: "The clouds last night were too thick, and I didn't see the spaceship when I opened it several times. , Is it because their flight altitude has risen, should I actually go to the atmosphere to observe?"

Saiki Kusuo: ...

He said so, and he really did so, flying around the atmosphere for several nights in a row, and also attracted the attention of astronomical observation bases around the world.There was no other way, because things would get worse, so Saiki Kusuo had no choice but to lift a temple monk from the sky, and then quietly threw a pebble picked up by the river into the sky while he was not prepared, and immediately pointed to the little dot and said, "Look, UFO. "

A temple cultivator cheered up, and used his ability to "pick" the thing off, and at first glance, it turned out to be a pebble.

"Is this... a UFO?"

Saiki Kusuo gave a heavy blow: "Isn't a meteor just a solid block passing through the atmosphere, why can't a UFO be a pebble falling from the sky?"

"..."

Since then, no mention of UFOs has been made - but after that, Saiki Kusuo was still able to fool him into turning his head away with "Look, UFO".

When I was in junior high school, I was tricked by a pimp to "visit the filming site of a TV drama".When Saiki Kusuo arrived with a gloomy face, Ji Yiji was sneezing repeatedly from the inferior perfume, and at the same time greeted him and recommended the fruit wine in his hand, saying: "I tasted it, it is very sweet. They also said that you can drink it for free, So Kusuo, you should like it."

Saiki Kusuo: ... I think you are sweet and don't need money.

Then he smashed the stall of the store and threw a drunken monk back home.

In the first year of high school, he was tricked into mining by a professional scammer with "I will take you to a magical place".When Saiki Kusuo arrived numbly, the other party seemed to know what he was here for, and first refused to go back with him, insisting on digging through the entire mountain, and he must see the dragon's lair.

Saiki Kusuo: ...

Later, he really didn't care. The next day, he heard that the mountain was dug up by a temple repairman. He didn't find the dragon egg, but he found a ruby ​​the size of a pigeon egg.He couldn't give it away, so he threw it aside with disinterest after looking at it twice, and never saw him turn it out again.

There are many other things like this, and if you sum it up, you can write a book called "20 Days to Teach You to Infer Others from One Case", or "360 Kinds of Anti-Fraud Guides for Children", or "Parents' Reflections "Why Your Child Gets Stupid the More You Teach".

So when Saiki Kusuo heard him say that he was going to another world, he was silent for a while, and his first reaction was: This idiot will not be deceived until he has no underwear left, right? ——Although the person who lied to him in the end will not have any good results.

It was a coincidence that Ichijo Temple proposed to go to another world. At that time, he had just experienced the death reincarnation of his third lover, and it was also the time when Saiki Kusuo failed to prevent the catastrophe for the third time.

Although one temple repair only showed an appearance of being impatient with repeated time, Saiki Kusuo knew that the other party's lack of patience was one reason, and another reason was that he was worried about the side effects of his own abilities, which would cause him to When preventing a catastrophe, various accidents occurred and failed, so we had to avoid it far away.

The matter was of great importance, and Saiki Kusuo did not object to it.It’s just that after a monk left, I secretly followed him for a while, and saw that this guy was getting more and more avoiding crowds and socializing. Although he didn’t appear to be cheated anymore, he also became more and more withdrawn, so that others I don't even bother to say hello to him.

Saiki's old father (strike out) Kusuo is complicated, but there is no way to solve this problem.After all, the side effects of a temple cultivator's ability, even he can't avoid being affected, and the reason why he survived is because his superpowers are enough and strong enough to deal with sudden accidents again and again.

Now he finally managed to prevent the catastrophe from happening, and was going to bring back his wandering bamboo horse, but who would have thought that... this guy would be running around in different time and space?But you are so awesome that my cub is ruined, ah bah, bamboo horse!

So Saiki Kusuo came to the door again, beat up Bai Lan, who had destroyed the world and forced him away, and then went back the time of the whole world without complaint.

Next, he began to look for his bamboo horse while beating Bai Lan in parallel time and space, saving the worlds destroyed by the latter one after another, and becoming a superhero in time and space.

Saiki Kusuo: ...I can't complain.

However, such acts of kindness have paid off.

Just when he was about to leave the previous world, a girl named Youni suddenly found him, thanked him solemnly, and told him, what she saw from the prophecy, a time and space where a temple appeared.At that time, what she saw was the picture of the other party returning home, so she even told Saiki Kusuo the address.

Saiki Kusuo thanked Youni, then decisively jumped into the time and space she predicted, and moved directly to the address she gave.When he saw the familiar satchel on the sofa, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But he didn't see Yi Yi Ji Xiu next, instead he met Dazai Osamu first, a guy who showed that he was very familiar with Yi Yi Ji Xiu.

In such a short period of time, he was able to learn about his own superpower information from a priest. This guy is definitely not a simple person.

Moreover, his ability is nullified, and he was able to get so close to a temple cultivator and die without any accident. Does it mean that the side effects of the latter's ability are also invalid for him?In the same way, can a temple cultivator get along with him like a normal person without avoiding thousands of miles?So after only getting along for a few days, they overturned all kinds of bottoms without any defense? ? ?

hiss--

Recalling the experience of being cheated by a temple repairer, Saiki Kusuo, who was young and had a heart for his old father, realized that his bamboo horse might make new friends. The first reaction was not comfort, but vigilance: let me see Look, who is it that doesn't have long eyes to abduct my cub? ? ?