Canary of the gods

Katsuro Yamato was sickly and introverted since he was a child. In front of the older children in the orphanage, he dared not say a word when he was bullied.

Those older kids snatched his snacks and toys, didn’t play with him, and caught all kinds of bugs to scare him... During that time, Katsuro Yamato had a huge psychological shadow on bugs, so much so that until now There is no way to face it calmly.

Once when Katsuro Yamato was being bullied, Kenzaburo Kuroshima happened to bump into him. He pretended to call the dean's mother, scared away the group of older children, and helped Katsuro Yamato out of the siege.

After that, there was a little tail behind his buttocks.

"When I was in junior high school, our class prepared a stage play for the school festival. For fun, everyone decided their division of labor by drawing lots. No matter who they were or what roles they got, they couldn't complain or exchange. His luck Very good, I got the leading actor right away, and I..."

Speaking of this, Katsuro Yamato's expression became extremely complicated.

"I got the heroine."

Katsuro Yamato felt very embarrassed holding the lottery representing the heroine in his hand.

Contrary to him, the male lead was drawn all at once instead of some weird character. Kenzaburo Kuroshima was in a good mood, patted him on the shoulder and comforted him and said, "Don't be afraid, I will beat anyone who dares to laugh at you! And, say Maybe if you put on a skirt and put on makeup, you will be more beautiful than the girls in our class!"

Katsuro Yamato felt that he was making fun of himself and punched him in the stomach angrily.

Of course, they quickly reconciled afterwards.

On the day of the makeup test, Katsuro Yamato unexpectedly discovered that he was not as repulsed by small skirts as he imagined.

He put on the heroine's performance costume, and the girls in Ren's class put on makeup for him. When he finally saw his changed self in the dressing mirror, he froze in place.

Coincidentally, Kenzaburo Kuroshima passed behind him and saw him in a daze in the mirror. He was dazed for a while before recognizing him with the help of the heroine's costume.

After being surprised, Kenzaburo Kuroshima directly gave him a thumbs up, and said with a smile: "Look at what I said, you are really prettier than the girls in our class when you dress up!"

Hearing this, Katsuro Yamato's heart suddenly thumped extremely fast.

For a moment, he had an inexplicable thought: It would be great if he was really a girl...

After that, he unconsciously paid attention to the girls around him.The topics they talk about, what they wear, accessories, tone of voice, small movements, etc...

During that time, Kuroshima Kenzaburo even thought he had fallen in love with some girl, and encouraged him to confess.Katsuro Yamato didn't dare to tell him the truth, so he found a few excuses to fool him.

Katsuro Yamato hid his hobbies very deeply, and he didn't tell anyone. He just secretly bought small skirts to wear, wore beautiful hair accessories, and put on beautiful makeup.

Once he finally couldn't bear it, and went straight to the street after dressing up.After walking around for a while, no one found that he was a boy, nor did anyone cast strange glances at him.Then there was the second and third time after that...

Finally he mustered up the courage to confess to his good friend.

"But he thought I was joking, and said disapprovingly, 'Forget it, you are not good-looking, and it would be a disaster to wear women's clothing', and also said, 'Be a good man, why do you dress yourself up as a sissy' ..."

Katsuro Yamato twitched the corners of his mouth mockingly, "He probably forgot, who was the one who praised me for being prettier than girls?"

After listening to Katsuro Yamato tell his own story, Osamu Dazai understood why his targets for encroaching on the body were all good-looking men, why he quarreled with Tachimatsu, and why he cared so much about Jijiu Ichijo who was disguised as a woman .

"Actually, I didn't intend to kill him." Katsuro Yamato sighed quietly, "But at that time, his words became more and more ugly, and I was a little angry. I found that my perspective has changed. The 'I' in the past was lying on the ground without breathing, but now the 'I' has become the face of my good friend."

Osamu Dazai: "That is to say, in fact, you have never discovered that you are a person with supernatural powers?"

Katsuro Yamato: "If I had found out earlier, I wouldn't have grown up in an orphanage..."

Osamu Dazai smiled, "Yes."

Suddenly at a certain moment, Katsuro Yamato's figure began to fade at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Ji Yiji thought that he was about to run away, and just reached out to him, but was grabbed by Osamu Dazai.

"?" A temple cultivator looked over in bewilderment.

Osamu Dazai shook his head, signaling him not to speak yet.

Katsuro Yamato's expression gradually became dull, and his eyes became loose.He murmured: "This ability... can only possess the same body once, and if I can't find the body to possess within an hour, I will disappear."

Osamu Dazai said, "Are you deliberately delaying time by telling stories?"

Katsuro Yamato twitched the corners of his mouth: "Why should I procrastinate? Is it not good to be alive... Wear a beautiful little skirt, put on delicate jewelry, and put on a beautiful makeup... Then you can go shopping... "

As soon as the words fell, Katsuro Yamato completely dissipated into the air, and he was never seen again.

Dazai stared at the place where he disappeared, lost in his own thoughts.

Ji Yiji looked left and right, but he didn't find any trace of Shanto Katsuro.He thinks this development is wrong, aren't they here to arrest people?The person was caught, but who knew that he would disappear directly? ? ?

Suspiciously, he grabbed Osamu Dazai's arm, as if holding a detector, waved it around where Katsuro Yamato disappeared just now, searching around.

"...?"

Osamu Dazai looked at him puzzled and asked, "Xiu? What are you doing?"

A priest said without hesitation: "I'm checking to see if that guy really disappeared."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

When he found that he didn't touch anything, a priest threw away Dazai Osamu's arm, yawned, kicked his long legs that had nowhere to rest, and said with disgust: "Move your feet away, don't press them down!" Sleeping bag, I'm going to sleep."

Throw it away after use, no mercy.

Osamu Dazai couldn't laugh or cry.

After Shi Yiyi stuffed himself into the sleeping bag, he suddenly asked Osamu Dazai, "Did you do it on purpose?"

Osamu Dazai was surprised, he found that sometimes, Ji Yiyi seems to be particularly sharp.Could this be the so-called... the intuition of the beast?He was thinking wildly.

However, what Ji Yijiu mentioned was not something that needed to be concealed, so Osamu Dazai admitted it very frankly, and said: "He can't live."

A temple cultivator was puzzled: "Why?"

Osamu Dazai explained in a warm voice: "Even if we catch him, the prisoner will eventually be handed over to the military police... Well... But given the danger of his supernatural powers, maybe he will be sent to the Supernatural Secret Service Section to be guarded in the end. "

A temple cultivator: "Is there any problem?"

Osamu Dazai: "Xiu, didn't you say it before? Before and after Lisong's accident, there was no change in his signature. So does it mean that Katsuro Yamato's ability is not just a mere possession. He may also be influenced by the original owner , so as to achieve easy imitation? Then on this basis, if one day, he is no longer targeting good-looking people, but powerful people, and a small signature can have a huge impact, you say what to do?"

Yiyi Sixiu understood a little bit, "So you are worried that after he escapes from the Supernatural Secret Service Section, he will cause a bigger vicious incident?"

"No." Osamu Dazai's voice suddenly sank, "I was never worried about him, but the Supernatural Secret Service Division that might detain him."

"what?!"

Ichijo Jishu suddenly turned over in surprise, who was stunned by the distance between him and Osamu Dazai.What about Katsuro Yamato and what about the Supernatural Secret Service Division were all left behind.

His brain was running fast, and Osamu Dazai, who was immersed in conspiracy theories, was also taken aback.

Nose to nose, they could even feel each other's breath.

In the next second, the two pulled back to keep their faces away, looking as disgusted as they wanted.

When the distance was safe, they began to complain:

"Why are you so close?"

"Why are you so overreacted?"

"..."

"..."

"Tsk!"

"That's disgusting, that's disgusting, right? Who gave me this face? Anyone can hate it, except Xiu!"

A temple cultivator turned a deaf ear, straightened his sleeping bag, snapped his fingers, and the night reading light went off.

"Wait, you haven't answered my question yet!"

"You're so annoying. I'm going to sleep now. If you dare to disturb me, I'll beat you up...!" A priest stopped his voice suddenly, and he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have promised not to beat this guy again... …

"What about you?" Osamu Dazai snorted triumphantly, "Didn't Xiu promise not to beat me up?"

A priest smacked his lips, thinking: Then I can't deal with you anymore?

He said firmly, "I'll tell Kunikida to beat you up!"

"..." Osamu Dazai was silent for a moment.

"Oh my God!" he yelled incredulously, "Are you a kid who calls your parents when you are bullied?"

A monk ignored him, shrank into his sleeping bag, grabbed a pair of earplugs out of thin air, put them on, and the world finally became quiet.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He was just about to reach out to shake a Jixiu. The latter seemed to be a prophet. Before he moved, he made a "swish", pointed at his nose and said harshly: "Kunikida can't do it, I'll catch that Akutagawa from the port mafia Come to you!"

"Good night, Xiu-kun~" Osamu Dazai said good night, opened the sleeping bag and planted himself in it, and closed his eyes to sleep in one go.

A temple repair was taken aback for a moment.

Huh?

He was just trying it out, but he didn't expect it to be really useful!

The next morning.

When a monk wearing earplugs woke up, it was already daylight.

With his disheveled hair on his face, he got up, still in the short-term stupor state after waking up, and his brain was working extremely slowly.

When Osamu Dazai opened the door and came in, he happened to meet with a temple.

He was taken aback for a moment, and then before he was fully awake, he raised his hand and rubbed his fluffy and soft hair.Then before he could react, he quickly withdrew his hand, opened his mouth and said something to a monk.

A temple cultivator: "...?"

He blinked and took off his earplugs belatedly.

"What did you say?"

Osamu Dazai was speechless: "... Your earplugs are also very effective, aren't they?"

A temple cultivator: "Produced by supernatural powers."

Osamu Dazai: "..." All right.

Later, Sixiu Yiyi heard that the crew member who found Lisong dead in the morning screamed and woke up the entire camp—except, of course, Sixiu Yiyi.

"So now?" He yawned unhurriedly.

Osamu Dazai: "The police have arrived. The police officer who came was one I know, so I gave them a copy of the recording of the guy's own statement last night as evidence."

"You still recorded? No wonder you didn't let me talk at the end yesterday. But one copy? How many copies did you record?"

Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and voice recorder from the left and right pockets of his long coat, "Isn't it common sense to record a few more copies of such important things in case of accidents?"

A temple cultivator: "..."

This is a familiar scene.

At this time, a cell phone of Sixiu suddenly rang.

He glanced at the caller ID, it was from the detective agency, so he turned on the speakerphone so that Osamu Dazai could hear it.

"Huh? A man-eating tiger making trouble?"

After hearing Kunikida Doppo's narration, Osamu Dazai touched his chin with a serious expression.

But a temple cultivator is full of energy and looks eager to try.

Speaking of which, since he came to this world, it seems that he hasn't fought with the big cats on the African savannah yet!

Although there are no tigers on the African savannah, but... it is also a big cat, so it should feel the same!