Canary of the gods

For Sixiu himself, he doesn't mind dressing up as a woman.

But he took the initiative to dress up as a woman, and stepping into Dazai Osamu's pit to pretend to be a woman are two completely different concepts.

In hindsight, in retrospect, a temple cultivator always felt that he had been tricked.The evidence is that this set of women's clothing was bought with reference to his own body data.

He even suspected that Dazai Osamu was beaten up on purpose, after all, it would be a matter of course to push the identity of "actor" to him...

A temple cultivator squinted his eyes, and the supernatural power was activated silently.

"puff--"

Yosano Akiko, who had just picked up the water glass and took a sip of water, immediately sprayed it out.

"What's wrong? With Xie Ye...doctor..."

Following Yosano Akiko's line of sight, Tanizaki Junichiro's mouth trembled and opened wider and wider, and finally he could even stuff an entire egg.

Miyazawa Kenji's expression was also a little stunned, and he muttered: "The people in the city... are really amazing..."

"Huh? What's the matter with you..."

Kunikida Doppo followed suit, his expression dull for a moment.

Edogawa ran the office chair around, and when he saw Osamu Dazai with twin ponytails, wearing a maid outfit, face painted whiter than the wall, and blush as big as a monkey's butt, he hugged his big belly unceremoniously. laugh it out.

"Hahaha——Dazai, you have today too!"

When Osamu Dazai heard this, he raised his eyebrows, and almost instantly guessed what a priest had done.He turned his head to look at the window, and through the reflection on the glass, he saw his own appearance in the eyes of Kunikida Doppo and the others.

"Since supernatural powers don't work for me, then simply change the perception of the world other than me, is that right?"

The corner of Sixiu's mouth raised slightly, "I thought about it, it's better for you, Dazai, to be the actor."

"Xiu is too bad..." Osamu Dazai muttered, his tone dragged on for a long time, and he didn't seem angry.

only……

"whoosh"

Ichijoji jumped back nimbly and successfully dodged Dazai Osamu's hand that suddenly stretched out towards him.As long as he doesn't get touched, Disqualification in the World won't work on him.

Next, a chasing battle started in the office of the detective agency.

Ichijo Jishu easily dealt with all kinds of attacks from Osamu Dazai, and the latter couldn't even touch a piece of his clothes.

Although his brain power is not as good as this guy's, when it comes to force... the situation is completely opposite.

"If you are not satisfied with the current image, we can discuss it with you and make a slight change."

Edogawa Ranpo immediately yelled: "Cha, cha, glasses girl! Ranpo-sama wants to see Dazai, glasses girl!"

In the next second, a pair of big round glasses appeared on Dazai Osamu's face in everyone's eyes.

"Oh oh oh! Not bad, repair!" Edogawa Ranpo was very happy, took out his mobile phone and climbed up on the table, occupying the best angle of view, "click click" and began to take pictures, "What will the next one look like?"

Kunikida Doppo tried to stop him: "Mr. Ranpo, didn't the president just say..."

"You don't have to worry about such small things now, Kunikida." Edogawa waved his hands indifferently, "Isn't it an emergency right now? Seeing Dazai's embarrassing appearance is comparable to sparks hitting the earth Ah! Don't you want to take a picture of him like this, and keep it as a excuse to laugh at him and threaten him later?"

"..." Kunikida Doppo fell silent.

He admitted that he actually had such a little bit of a heartbeat.

but……

Not long ago, the president asked Dazai to inform them that "in non-emergency situations, they are not allowed to make requests to Xiu". It has not been half a day, is he about to break the rules?

Unlike Kunikida Doppo's entanglement, the others—especially Edogawa Ranpo and Yosano Akiko who are not afraid of being retaliated by Osamu Dazai, have no scruples at all, and their demands are more than one, even extremely arrogant While taking pictures and commenting.

"Xiu, when it comes to maids, you must try the cute element of animal ears."

"I remember Dazai said before which animal he hates the most?"

"dog."

"Then replace it with dog ears!"

"Oh, I'm getting tired of looking at maid outfits for a long time."

"Then bikini? Sigh...spicy eyes! Xiu, let's change into JK's uniform."

"No, no, Dazai, your movements are too big and your skirt is lifted up... Wow, it's not bad, Xiu, and you thoughtfully arranged leggings for him!"

Tanizaki Junichiro: "..."

He tried his best to hold down his hand, which was about to move and wanted to take pictures with his mobile phone, and took Kenji Miyazawa to hide quietly in the most unobtrusive corner.

"Mr. Dazai will definitely come back with revenge. At this time, we'd better hide..."

Miyazawa Kenji blinked his eyes, and said with a natural face: "Why did you take revenge? Actually, I think if you watch it for a long time, it's quite..."

Before he could say "Not bad", a teacup passed over the heads of the two of them with a "swish" and hit the wall with a "smack", breaking it to pieces immediately.

Tanizaki Junichiro immediately dragged Miyazawa Kenji to squat down, trembling, as quiet as a chicken.

"Ok?"

Edogawa took a look at the shattered teacup, quickly returned to his chair, and put away the mobile phone that took a lot of photos.

Seeing this, Akiko Yosano also restrained himself.

The next second, the door to the president's office suddenly opened.

Hearing something being thrown outside, Fukuzawa Yukichi strolled out with his sleeves wrapped around his sleeves, "Why..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Osamu Dazai with two small knots on the top of his head, two big blushes on his face, and wearing a JK uniform with an exposed navel.So the unfinished words were silently swallowed by him.

"President!"

Kunikida Doppo and the others greeted him respectfully.

A temple monk who was stuck to the corner of the ceiling like a spider jumped down, Osamu Dazai took the opportunity to grab his wrist, Disqualification from Human World was activated, and the "Dazai Osamu in strange clothes" in the eyes of everyone changed back to "Osamu Dazai with a blue nose and a swollen face".

Edogawa Ranpo let out a long, regretful sigh.

"cough……"

Fukuzawa Yukichi cleared his throat, said with a straight face, "Don't mess around."

Osamu Dazai firmly held the hand of a priest, and replied with a smile: "Okay, President~"

A temple cultivator: "Hmph."

After Fukuzawa Yukichi closed the office door, everyone went on with their own business.

Osamu Dazai looked back at the expressionless Ichiji, and said helplessly: "I'm out of breath, and the photos have been taken. Now it's time to start the preparations for the commission? We still have to hurry up and take a few photos and a short video. After packing, send it to Ms. Mori Yuan, and ask her to give it to the director for review."

"..."

A priest didn't answer, but just stared at his hand and said, "Release."

Osamu Dazai was not worried that a priest would take the opportunity to dress him up in some strange way, so he simply let go of his hand, put it away and stuffed it into the pocket of his long coat.

A Sixiu took a look at the shopping bag that fell on the ground, stretched out his finger and hooked it, and the shopping bag stood up from the ground with a "shua", and flew directly into his hand.

He took the shopping bag and walked to the bathroom without saying a word.

Edogawa leaned back on the office chair, eating snacks, while turning the seat under him childishly.

"You're the one who's really bad, right?"

"That's right." Arms folded with Yosano Akiko, it was obvious that they were also on Edogawa Ranpo's side.

"Eh? What did Mr. Ranpo and Dr. Yosano say..." Dazai Osamu's voice was soft, and he didn't sound aggressive at all, "Compared to me who was photographed with so many strange photos and left as black history, wearing normal clothes Repairing women's clothing is relatively easy and stress-free, right?"

"Anyway, you have already figured out how to delete the photos." Edogawa Ranpo said without thinking.

Dazai smiled and said nothing.

Edogawa waved the empty snack bag in his hand, "The rabbit will bite people when it is in a hurry, not to mention it is a beast that we can't keep at all. Maybe you will regret it in the future, Dazai."

"Eh? Did Ranpo-san think so?"

Osamu Dazai had crooked eyebrows and eyes, but his smile gave people a sense of rigidity and disobedience like facial makeup.

Everyone felt a little uneasy after hearing the conversation between the two.

"Mr. Ranpo...you mean..."

Kunikida Doppo, who frowned slightly, was interrupted by the movement from the bathroom before he could finish speaking.

Ranpo Edogawa took out his mobile phone again, and the camera function was ready.He said carelessly: "Don't worry, it will be the same as today, Dazai must be the only one who is unlucky."

"Xiu is different from Dazai. He is a very restrained and good boy—although he may not have the knowledge of this—otherwise, why would he make a special trip to an uninhabited island in the Pacific Ocean to vent his anger when he is angry? And look, Dazai It’s still alive and well, isn’t that an ironclad proof.”

"..." Say, what you said is right?

Everyone in the detective agency has almost blind trust in Edogawa Ranpo, so after hearing what he said, the heart that was raised just now was immediately let go.

Anyway, the only one who will be unlucky at that time is Osamu Dazai who is playing tricks to death, so what are they worried about?

Maybe at that time, they will also gloat and watch the good show like today.

A priest quickly changed his clothes, put on a wig, opened the bathroom door and came out.

What Osamu Dazai chose for him was a little white dress with a collar just below the knee, revealing a beautiful collarbone, excellent shoulder and neckline, and straight and slender calves.The ruffled pleats on the chest and shoulders perfectly conceal the flat chest and slightly wider shoulders than girls.

hiss--

Everyone in the detective agency gasped.

Really just...

Can't see the slightest sense of disobedience!

If they hadn't seen a monk walking in with clothes, they probably would have thought that the person in front of them was a real girl.

"Hey, it's really suitable for repairing." Osamu Dazai took two photos and waved to him, signaling him to sit on the sofa in the well-lit reception area.

And he himself took out a shopping bag from under the desk, hugged it in his arms, sat on the office chair and stretched his feet, and the rollers slid him to the side of a monk.

"The next step is to apply makeup according to the character's settings."

As he spoke, he opened the shopping bag and took out the cosmetics from it.

The crowd came up to watch with a look of novelty.

Seeing Dazai Osamu who was playing with cosmetics in a decent manner, Yosano Akiko was a little surprised, "Are you going to do it yourself? It doesn't look like you can do makeup."

Osamu Dazai took out the powder puff, brushed the hair on his forehead triumphantly, and said briskly, "It's much easier than painting, don't look at me, I used to be a man who drew self-portraits~" Although that self-portrait frightened and cried the young daughter of his former boss's family.

Painting and makeup?

Yosano Akiko fell silent suddenly, why did she think it was unreliable.

A professional painter can paint Osamu Dazai with a foundation like a wall and blush like a monkey's butt-although it is mostly a spoof-so what about Osamu Dazai who is not a professional?And it's hard to guarantee that this guy won't mess around!

She looked at Jijiu's face, and couldn't help but said to Osamu Dazai, "Let me do it."