Canary of the gods

After Jojoji became a member of the Armed Detective Agency, Kunikida Doppo told him about their president's supernatural power.

"Can you help me control the supernatural power?"

For some reason, Ichijo Temple suddenly thought of Kusuo Takema and his brother.

In the world where Sixiu was born, supernatural phenomena and abilities that cannot be explained by common sense are called superpowers.It's just that after a temple cultivator came to this world, he went to the countryside to do as the Romans did, and changed his superpowers into supernatural powers.

When it comes to super powers, then I have to mention his bamboo horse Kusuo.

His bamboo horse, Saiki Kusuo, is a man with many superpowers.As he grows older, his superpowers will continue to increase and strengthen, until he is so strong that he can blow off the roof of his house just by turning over at night.

For this reason, his genius brother Kongsuke Saiki specially made a super power suppressor.

After Saiki Kusuo put on the suppressor, the effect of the superpower was significantly weakened and could be controlled.

Since superpowers can be restrained by technological means, it should be useful for a temple cultivator too... right?

At that time, Saiki Kusuo thought so, and then paid some money to ask his brother to help him, and made another suppressor.As a result, he just delivered this thing to a temple cultivator.

With a bang, the suppressor exploded.

The two looked at each other.

Saiki Kusuo didn't believe in that evil, and after repairing the suppressor, he decided to put the suppressor on a temple repair himself this time.

As a result, the suppressor blew up the moment it touched him.

"..."

Later Saiki Kusuo tried many methods.

For example, pointing to the sky and saying "Look at the UFO", after deceiving a temple monk's attention, he took the opportunity to put a suppressor on a temple monk.

"bang"

For example, in the middle of the night, I quietly put it on for a monk while he was asleep.

"bang"

For example, change the shape of the suppressor, lie to him that it is an ordinary hairpin, and then put it on him.

"bang"

Saiki Kusuo: ...Your superpower, you have become a genius, right?

After several times like this, Saiki Kusuo gave up.

So now when Kunikida Doppo said that their president could help control the supernatural power, Shuichi Ichijo was thinking, can it really be successful?

But he changed his mind, since Dazai Osamu's supernatural ability can nullify his supernormal abilities and side effects, then their president's supernormal ability should also achieve the expected effect, right?

But just in case, Ji Yiyi told Osamu Dazai about it.

As for why he told Osamu Dazai about it alone, it was because it involved a different time and space.If this time and space really has a pure technological product that can be used to suppress supernatural powers, then it will definitely attract attention.

A lie needs to be covered by countless lies, and a temple monk who thinks he is not very smart decisively throws the problem to Osamu Dazai, after all, he is the one who forbids him from revealing the matter of different time and space.

After Osamu Dazai considered this issue, he had a conversation with Fukuzawa Yukichi.

After that, under the joint supervision of Dazai Osamu and Fukuzawa Yukichi, Ichijo Jishu began the test of supernatural powers.

"test?"

Sixiu Yiyi was sitting at his desk, holding his mobile phone to surf the Internet.And next to him are two mission reports, one is his and the other is Dazai Osamu, and two pens are writing on their behalf.

At the very beginning, Kunikida Doppo saw the two pens that automatically wrote the report. After a silence, he couldn't help but began to suspect that Dazai Osamu recommended Ichijo Tera to the detective agency, in addition to keeping uncertain factors under his nose In addition, it must contain great selfishness-for example, like now, asking a monk to help him write a mission report or something.

"Try to see how much the president's supernatural power can restrict me?"

"Yes." Osamu Dazai said, "Let's use Kunikida's previous example as an analogy. For example, before the control, others can only exchange 20 for you to help hand a glass of water, so if the president helps control you After the supernatural power, will the price for the first glass of water you help change from 20 to [-]? Or will it approach infinitely, or even directly become zero?"

After listening to a temple cultivator, he said "uh", nodded and said, "I don't care, but..."

Who will be the tester?

Osamu Dazai himself is definitely not able to, and Fukuzawa Yukichi, who helped him control the supernatural power, himself cannot be tested.

People who make a wish to a monastery and get a response usually do not end well.

Now it is time to test how strong the restriction of "superhuman beings are not created" has on a temple cultivator's ability, so it is definitely not something that can be solved by making a wish once or twice.Because if the number of tests is too small, the chance will be relatively large, and it may not be possible to find out the laws and draw corresponding conclusions.

Yosano Akiko frowned, "Then why not eliminate the possibility of making a wish from the very beginning?"

Edogawa Ranpo gave a rebuttal: "His supernatural ability is not only about avoiding the side effects of wishing. If we encounter a life-threatening emergency when we go out, and Dazai happens to be away, then he will directly take action at this time. Help, or do you want to die?"

Yosano Akiko: "..." That's right.

"After testing out the size of the 'price' under the limit, even if there is an emergency in the future, Xiu will be able to lend a helping hand within the allowable range."

After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he looked at Akiko Yosano with a smile, looking like he was enjoying the show, "Besides, what happened to the test, we still have Dr. Yosano~"

Yosano Akiko's eyes lit up immediately.

However, Junichiro Tanizaki shivered suddenly, subconsciously took a step back, and his heel hit the table leg behind him, making a "dong" sound.

Everyone looked at him in unison.

Yosano Akiko saw the shivering Tanizaki Junichiro, grinned, licked her lips, and said meaningfully: "What's the matter, Tanizaki? It seems that you can't wait to be treated by me."

"Hey!" Tanizaki Junichiro was so frightened that he almost couldn't breathe, his face was pale and his head was sweating profusely, and he looked like he could faint at any time.

Kunikida Doppo covered his forehead, and was about to say he would come, but at this moment Edogawa Ranpo suddenly said, "Wait a minute, I have two questions."

Osamu Dazai: "Mr. Ranpo, please tell me."

Edogawa Ranpo stretched out two fingers, "First, given that the person who made the wish and the beneficiary may not be the same person, if I trick him into thinking that my wish was actually made by Dazai, At this time, does his supernatural ability count the person who made the wish on me who made the wish, or on the Dazai he thinks?"

"The person who made the wish is the one who told me the wish." This question is easy to answer for a monk, but he raised objections to a certain detail in this question, "Do I look so easy to deceive?" ?”

"Isn't it?" Edogawa Ranpo took out the lollipop from his mouth, pointed at Dazai and said to a priest, "So you don't know until now, Dazai is actually married, and there is a three-year-old child?"

Everyone in the Armed Detective Agency: "..."

A temple cultivator was a little surprised: "Really?"

Edogawa Luanpo put the lollipop into his mouth, crunched it a few times, and said inarticulately: "I'm just joking to test you. In fact, he likes boys. How could he get married and have children?"

A temple cultivator: "Oh...but why does he go up and harass women whenever he sees them?"

Osamu Dazai pouted dissatisfiedly, "What is harassment, is that my sincere compliment and sincere invitation?"

Ji Yijiu and Edogawa Ranpo ignored him.

The latter approached and said in a low voice, "Because he always thought that he liked girls before, but recently he suddenly discovered his true sexual orientation, so it was a little difficult to accept for a while."

A temple cultivator nodded, "I see."

Everyone in the Armed Detective Agency: "..." So you believed it?

A temple cultivator was keenly aware of the strange gaze cast on him, and when he looked back, seeing everyone's expressions were indescribable, he asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"

Osamu Dazai said, "Actually... Mr. Ranpo said..."

The other members were waiting for Osamu Dazai to tell the truth. Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai said next: "He is right! To be honest, after I saw the 'Akiko' dressed as Xiu Jun, I suddenly felt aware of the issue.”

A temple cultivator suddenly felt his scalp go numb, with an inexplicable ominous feeling.

Everyone in the detective agency: "...???" Do you bully honest people like this? ? ?

"Akiko...ah, no, Xiu-kun..." Osamu Dazai squatted down in front of a priest, held up his hand, held it firmly, and looked at him affectionately.

The latter was so startled that he quickly withdrew his hand as if he had been electrocuted.

Facing his reaction, Osamu Dazai let out a long sigh, his expression extremely melancholy.It's just that he held one hand of the monk and the other unwillingly, and said in a gentle voice: "Jun Xiu, please don't reject me, listen to me..."

Ji Yiji suddenly had the urge to use teleportation to disappear, but Osamu Dazai held his hand, making it impossible for him to use the supernatural power.

His mind was in a mess, and countless thoughts flashed through him at once: No way, seriously?What's the matter, guy?No symptoms at all?Could it be that he lied to him...

"That's right, I lied to you." Dazai Osamu, who saw through what Ji Yijiu thought in his heart, spoke briskly, how could he still have the tender look just now?

A temple cultivator: "..."

The office suddenly fell into an eerie silence.

But soon, the silence was broken by screams.

"Awww! My arm! Xiuxiuxiu! Light, light!"

Ji Yiji remained unmoved, maintained the posture of twisting Dazai Osamu's arm, stood up expressionlessly, and nodded at everyone: "Excuse me first."

Fukuzawa Yukichi coughed and reminded: "There is still business."

A temple cultivator nodded: "There will be no delay."

"Hmm? No, there is obviously Mr. Ranpo, isn't there? Why is Xiu angry at me alone?" Osamu Dazai shouted that it was unfair.

Edogawa Ranpo raised his voice and said, "What's wrong with me? Ranpo-sama, I just told you about your sexual orientation. It's obviously Dazai you who deliberately made fun of Xiu, right?"

A priest dragged the yelling Osamu Dazai into an empty room, and closed the door with a "click".

Soon, the sound of punching to the flesh and Dazai Osamu's wailing screams came from inside.

"Xiu, Xiu Jun, stop... Oh, it hurts!"

"Don't, don't slap your face! Oh! My eyes!"

"Broken, broken, broken arm—"

Everyone in the detective agency: deserve it.

"what!"

After a sudden high-pitched cry, the movement inside subsided.

A temple cultivator opened the door and walked out refreshedly, holding Osamu Dazai who was unconscious and bruised and swollen in his hand.

He walked briskly to where he was just now and sat down, threw Osamu Dazai aside as if he was throwing trash, and said to everyone with a normal expression, "Where did you just talk about?"

"Hey, about the wisher..."

Everyone tacitly ignored the miserable Osamu Dazai and continued the previous topic.