Canary of the gods

For a temple cultivator, Dazai Osamu's so-called "big gift" really surprised him, but it's a bit complicated.

As for why you say that, you have to start from the beginning.

When Yiyi Sixiu teleported away, he secretly took away the recording pen that was broken by the director's assistant.

He was really curious about the dialogue between Dazai Osamu and the director's assistant, because usually the end of the meeting between the "protagonist" and the "true murderer" is when the whole film reveals the truth.

He can also be regarded as personally participating in the process of deciphering and exploring the secrets.But he always felt as if he fell into a pit, almost got a bomb, and finally fought with the enemy ambushing in the secret tunnel of drug storage... The whole incident ended in such a muddled way.

What's an event without revealing the secret!

That fellow Dazai Osamu deliberately whetted his appetite again, and Ji Yiyi refused to bow to him, so he quietly and nonchalantly restored the recording pen and took it away.

He took out the recording pen hidden in his sleeve, pressed the play button, his expression was serious and serious, and his concentration was as good as he was watching the finale of "House of Wind Chimes".

The recordable file has been playing for some time, but no sound has come out.When a temple feels strange, there is finally a voice in the recorder!

He listened with bated breath.

First there was a "whoosh" sound of airflow, followed by the rustling sound of cloth rubbing against each other.

Ji Yiji didn't think much about it, because the recording pen was hidden in the coat pocket by Osamu Dazai at the time - I don't know how his coat can hold things so much, it can't be seen from the outside at all.

After another few minutes, a human voice finally appeared in the recording—it was Osamu Dazai speaking!

But the sound was very low, almost no different from the buzzing of mosquitoes, so a monk had to turn the volume to the maximum.Even so, he still couldn't hear what Osamu Dazai said, so he simply put his ear to the loudspeaker——

"Surprise!"

The sudden shout exploded in his ears like a thunderstorm, causing a monk to be stunned for a moment, unable to react for a long time.

Immediately afterwards, an extremely beating voice rang out happily: "How is it? Isn't it a surprise~"

Several veins popped out of a temple cultivator's forehead, and he squeezed his hand hard, and with a click, the recording pen was crushed by his bare hands.

He disappeared into his home with a "whoosh", and then appeared again in the dark secret room of the haunted house.

Osamu Dazai has disappeared, replaced by military police busy with tools, they are opening the boxes in the corner one by one for inspection.

"Who?!"

The military police keenly heard the movement coming from behind, turned their heads very vigilantly, and pointed their guns at a place where the temple was located.

A temple repair quickly modified their memory, and then teleported again.

This time he chose the open space outside the haunted house.Looking around, Osamu Dazai happened to be standing less than two or three meters away from him.

When Jojiji saw Osamu Dazai, the latter also noticed him who appeared suddenly.

Osamu Dazai didn't show the slightest surprise expression on his face, as if he knew he would appear for a long time.He even raised his hand and greeted him with a smile: "Ah~ Jingzi~"

Akiko, you big-headed ghost! !

"You bastard—"

A temple cultivator's anger was ignited by a fire, and he didn't pay attention to the surrounding situation. He walked up to Dazai Osamu in a few steps with his long legs, and stretched out his hand to grab Dazai Osamu's neck without any explanation.

But before he had time to use his strength, a slightly hesitant voice suddenly came from behind: "Huh? With Miss Xie Ye?"

"Huh? Who called me?"

Yosano Akiko, who had finished bandaging the injured, got up and looked around, and his eyes just met Director Ishiuchi.

Director Ishiuchi was taken aback for a moment, and then moved his gaze to a priest who was pinching Osamu Dazai's neck, confused, did the Armed Detective Agency actually have two "Miss Yosano"?

He hurriedly opened his mouth and explained to Akiko Yosano: "Sorry, my name is Miss Yosano..."

Yosano Akiko: "... Huh?"

She squinted her eyes and followed Director Ishiuchi's line of sight.

Huh?Who is this girl?

The mask on Ji Yijiu's face hadn't been taken off, and coupled with the obvious girl's attire, Yosano Akiko, who had met him once, didn't recognize him at all.

But... the one standing in front of her and being strangled by her is Osamu Dazai who has been tap-dancing frantically on Kunikida Doppo's nerves all day long?

What is this guy doing again?That girl who was called "Yo Yosano" by Director Ishiuchi... Could it be that she was provoked by Osamu Dazai's face and sweet words again?

Osamu Dazai seemed to have eyes in the back of his head, suddenly turned his head to look at Yosano Akiko, winked, and signaled "I'll explain later."

Yosano Akiko: "..." All right.

Leaving aside the issue of addressing for the time being, Yosano Akiko thought that she was done with her work anyway, so she stood with her arms folded and watched the excitement of her colleagues.

Director Ishiuchi stopped him for something, and Ji Yijiu slightly suppressed the anger in his chest, but the hands holding Osamu Dazai still did not let go.

Osamu Dazai didn't take it seriously, as if the hand holding his throat didn't exist at all, he looked at Director Ishiuchi together with Tera Ichijo as usual.

Being stared at by these two people, Director Ishiuchi suddenly became nervous for some reason.He wiped his sweat, and handed the shopping bag in his hand to a monk.

"Thanks to Ms. Xie Ye, the real culprit of the haunting has been found. Thanks to you who notified the detective agency in time to bring the military and police, everyone in the crew was rescued in time, and finally nothing major happened. Thank you very much!"

"...?"

A temple repairer was so confused that he didn't understand what was going on.

He turned his head subconsciously and looked at Dazai Osamu suspiciously, as if asking him: What is the blessing of Ms. Yosano?

Osamu Dazai seemed not to see his doubts, and gave him a slight push, "Take what is given to you, you can't let Director Ishiuchi keep holding it like this?"

"...for me?"

"correct."

"..." A temple hesitantly let go of the hand that was strangling his neck, and reached out to take the shopping bag from Director Ishiuchi.

He hesitated for a while, pursed his lips, and asked, "Can I open it?"

"Of course you can."

Yiyi Sixiu opened the shopping bag and found a box of Blu-ray discs of the first part of "Wind Bell House". There is also a picture of crooked glasses under his signature.

Director Ishiuchi touched his nose, and explained to him the origin of the eye pattern: "Editor Sakura's dominant hand was injured a bit, so he used the other hand..." As if worried that a priest would misunderstand, he He also added: "This guy likes to use this glasses to refer to himself in his signature, I hope you don't mind."

"do not mind……"

Of course, a temple cultivator wouldn't mind!For him, a loyal audience, such a thank you gift is like an ordinary person picking up a million-dollar lottery ticket on the road, okay?

His eyes widened slightly, and he didn't know what to say for a moment.

After a long while, a temple cultivator finally choked out a sentence: "Is this the...surprise you said?"

Osamu Dazai hung his arms and put his hands in his hands, and smiled slightly, "Do you still like it?"

"..."

Director Ishiuchi on the side was about to say something, but just as he opened his mouth, the expression on his face was inexplicably blank for a moment.After a while, he frowned worriedly, muttering, "The loss of the crew is not small", "Is the filming going to be postponed?", and walked towards the place where the screenwriter and others were.

Even Yosano Akiko, who was standing not far away watching the good show, seemed to remember something, turned and left, completely forgetting Ichijiji and Dazai Osamu who were still standing there.

It is no surprise that this is the hand and foot of a temple cultivator.

"Well……"

Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at a priest, and suddenly said, "Not used to it?"

A priest withdrew his attention from the signed CD, "What?"

Osamu Dazai shrugged, "It's not bad to be frank once in a while, to accept the kindness from others?"

"..." A temple cultivator fell silent.

Osamu Dazai didn't expect him to speak at all, and was about to change the subject, but Ji Yiyi, who was looking down, spoke.He said softly: "The last person who asked me to say thank you..."

Osamu Dazai asked: "What?"

"I ran into a car accident when I went out. Although it was not serious, I was hospitalized for three months."

Osamu Dazai: "..." Is this serious?What could be more serious?

He suddenly thought of Mr. Fujikawa who once bought a painting of a temple repairman.

What kind of thoughts Dazai Osamu would have because of his words, Ichijo Jishu didn't think about it.He spoke to himself, flat and straightforward, without any emotional ups and downs, as calm as a pool of stagnant water.

"I'm not afraid to tell you that my supernatural ability is a veritable 'wish come true'." A priest said slightly sarcastically, "As long as I think, I can do anything, no matter how unimaginable."

In this regard, Osamu Dazai was not too surprised, "I guessed it."

"Really?" Sixiu looked at the box of signed CDs in his hand, speaking in a cold and mechanical tone, like a programmed robot.

"But my ability is not as simple as you think."

Osamu Dazai more or less guessed that there is a "flaw" in Jiyi's supernatural ability.

Theoretically speaking, the maneuverability of "whatever you want" is really too great.And as far as he has observed so far, the effect and scope of this ability are equally large.If there is no limit or defect in this ability, it is rather abnormal.

Osamu Dazai said: "There is also a limit to 'what you want', right? For example, the previous bus spontaneous combustion incident, and the painting bought by Mr. Fujikawa. I boldly speculate that this limit...maybe it is related to your own emotions. Output, or is it related to feelings?" This is a relatively abstract constraint, so Osamu Dazai only determined the general direction, and did not directly draw a conclusion.

"...almost." A temple cultivator said in a low voice, "but the situation is a bit complicated. You can also redefine it after listening to my next narration."

Osamu Dazai: "Please tell me."

"When I was in kindergarten, I met a very gentle homeroom teacher. She liked to laugh and made us laugh. She often said to me, 'Why doesn't Xiu Jun like to laugh? It's going to disappear."

"She's annoying, but I don't hate her. Apart from laughing, she also likes Sakura."

Although these messages may sound trivial and useless, Osamu Dazai just listened quietly and did not interrupt a single memory of the priest.

"On the day before her engagement, many classmates gave her handmade gifts, and I gave her a bouquet of out-of-season cherry blossoms. Then the next day..."

He looked up at Osamu Dazai, his light golden eyes were empty, like a vast, desolate and desolate desert.

"She died at home because of a gas explosion. When she was found, her entire face was burned, and two rows of eerie teeth were exposed like a skeleton."