Have you seen my food reserves?
Chapter 16
Jiang Zhuowen has been a corpse for most of his life, and his greatest happiness is being able to sleep peacefully in a small coffin. In fact, there is no such thing as a good coffin and a safe box of the right size.
For example, this suitcase is very satisfying to the corpse!
However, ever since humans discovered that he was a special existence among zombies, he no longer had a good small coffin for him to lie down in peace.
Basically hiding in Tibet every day, constantly being rounded up and killing people, it's terrible.
Those human beings couldn't hide, couldn't get rid of them, they couldn't get rid of them, they were like tarsus maggots, and they couldn't beat each other to death.After only two days of stability, "wildfires can't be burned, and the spring breeze blows again". After chasing others, he will be found wherever he goes. Once he falls into the trap and is controlled, all kinds of messy things will greet him. .
As a self-improving ordinary corpse that wants to live after death, it is really flattered, rejoiced, shocked!
All the corpses in the world are so virtuous, where is the magic worth chasing and intercepting at any cost?
No matter how many times I say it, I just don’t listen. It’s impossible to want to live forever if you don’t want to die. Zombies don’t grow old because they are already dead!Zombies are powerful only because of cultivation, as long as you let me poison my corpse and practice for hundreds of years, everyone will be the same, please let me go!
However, even if that group of people knew it, they didn't believe it, or even if they believed it, they thought they could experiment with higher-end things, and they were chasing Jiang Zhuowen desperately.
The days that could not be settled at all did not end until the arrival of the Heavenly Thunder Tribulation.
To be precise, it was precisely because these days could not end that he ushered in his own thunder disaster.
One second before the Heavenly Thunder Tribulation, he was still fighting in and out of the secret human siege troops, and the next second the sky changed dramatically.
——He stood in a mess among the huge dark clouds, unprepared, as dazed as a fool.
Jiang Zhuowen was regretting it when he was struck half dead by lightning. If there were no human beings, if he hadn't killed so many people, he would still be a stupid little jerk now!
Occupying a coffin without an owner in an ancient tomb, living a peaceful life that a zombie should have.
Eat and sleep in the moonlight every day, and then raise a reserve food and occasionally donate blood and add a meal.How wonderful? !
When his level becomes higher and he can disguise himself as a human, he will take his food reserves and play in human society with his friends.And in human society, if you continue to eat moonlight, sleep and feed your food reserves, you may be able to go out to work and earn money to support your family.
Don't ordinary people live like this?As an ordinary zombie, he only wants this kind of life.
Jiang Zhuowen's ideal life has nothing to do with killing, fighting, and fleeing, but in the end his life has always been full of killing, fighting, and fleeing.
In fact, Jiang Zhuowen is lucky to wake up in this completely different era.
Everything in the past has been reversed in an uncountable long time, and he got a chance to work hard towards the ideal zombie life again. This time he chose not to fight with humans, and he wanted to run away.
The universe is so big, I can't believe it, and I can't escape the harassment of humans!
And now he has a good-looking, good-natured, good-tasting food reserve that makes him wish his entire life was bound to him.It's perfect, everything is full of fish!
Here Jiang Zhuowen is thinking about the past and looking forward to the future in the box to plan the zombie life, while Lance has checked the room around to make sure that there is nothing out of date installed in the room.
Then he turned around and opened the suitcase.
"How are you?"
The person lying in the suitcase recovered from his thoughts and turned around in a daze to answer: "The suitcase is a bit small."
Lance laughed, leaned over and stretched out his hand to Jiang Zhuowen who was curled up in the box: "Still coming out? Isn't it uncomfortable?"
The person in the suitcase moved his posture in it, his hands and feet were stretched out and he lay down comfortably: "It's not uncomfortable, it will be better if I get a bigger one next time..."
Although Jiang Zhuowen didn't say he liked the box, his eyes were so comfortable that he couldn't hide anything. Lance rubbed his hair, then squatted down and picked him up from the box, "Don't Lazy, it's almost safe. Go wash it, and treat the wound while it's safe."
As soon as he heard about the injury, Jiang Zhuowen woke up and sat up immediately: "...Uh, what, don't look at it, I'm not hurt."
"Oh? Really?" Lance stared at him with icy blue eyes, then slowly stretched out his fingers and touched Jiang Zhuowen's left neck.
Jiang Zhuowen followed suit, and felt a little bit in his heart.
- There's a hole in there for the laser gun to go through.
Something happened, Yaoshou!Is this going to drop the vest?I'm not ready yet!
Jiang Zhuowen's mind was full of his own Arowana for a moment when he found out that he had been lured home by a zombie, and then angrily waved his tail at him. The fish-fin water polo took turns to serve him, and he never wanted to see the scary picture of him again.
"What are you thinking? Your eyes are staring straight..." Lance helplessly tapped the forehead of someone who was overly nervous.
It's just that the wound is a little strange, do I need to be so nervous? There are so many strange places on my body than the wound that I don't realize it?However, someone obviously has no facial expression, but his eyes reveal all the fluster, guilty conscience, and dependence in a dazed look, which is really cute.
"Even if the special ability won't bleed, the wound still needs to be treated. I'll put water on you."
Lance dropped a sentence that could not be divided, turned and went to the bathroom, the corners of his mouth slightly raised showed a good mood.
Jiang Zhuowen stared at Lance's back disappearing by the bathroom door, and heaved a cautious sigh of relief for a while.
It's great that humans have superpowers...
There is no need for him to think of excuses, if there is any problem in the future, just throw the blame to the supernatural power, how perfect?
But what exactly is a supernatural power? He doesn't have that kind of thing at all. Maybe it will be revealed soon, right?
How on earth would it be possible to get Lance to accept that he was a harmless, moving corpse?
After thinking about it, it seems a bit difficult.
It is better to avoid similar topics first.Let's be a human with special abilities, and hope that human abilities are a little bit closer to his abilities so that he can lose his vest more slowly.
Then try to cultivate feelings during this buffer period, and when things come to light, he can still play the emotional card and struggle hard.
It would be a very stupid thing to completely conceal his identity and he would not do it.First, he knows how many loopholes in his own situation cannot be plugged.Second, even if he made up a good lie, but there are so many accidents in this world, and one day he will reveal a big lie. At that time, he will not be able to tell even ten thousand mouths about his motive for approaching Arowana.
——Although it is not too simple, but in essence, besides blood, he wants a little partner who depends on each other!Manual focus!
"Jiang Zhuowen. Come here."
A voice came from the bathroom, and Jiang Zhuowen immediately gave up all his thoughts and got up and ran over like a dog.
The floor of the bathroom is fluffy, the white mist of water vapor gathers together and the warm yellow light gives people a very relaxing and comfortable feeling.
The splashing sound of the water being stirred in the tub filled the air with a cheerful mood, like a playful child calling to play together.Jiang Zhuowen's eyes lit up, he threw off the ill-fitting shoes that were picked off from others, and even brushed and tossed away the clothes that got in the way, and stepped on the fluffy carpet with bare feet.
Jiang Zhuowen, who was on the soft ground, didn't dare to move when he first stepped on it. His bluish-white feet were slender and slender, almost as long as his body, without much flesh.
Jiang Zhuowen tried to walk forward, the feeling of the fine fluff brushing his feet was very novel, a little itchy and very comfortable.A footprint will be left on the place where the carpet is stepped on. When the foot is lifted, the fluff will quickly restore its shape and smooth the footprint. If it is stepped on again, another footprint shape will be concave, and it will be smoothed out a little bit when it is lifted.
Jiang Zhuowen was excited to play, but Lance stretched out his arms and fished him to the side of the bathtub.
Jiang Zhuowen followed Lance's arm for a few steps and retreated into Lance's arms without moving.
Zombies have always been strong, if they move around and hurt the Arowana who is still injured, he will feel sorry for him to death.
Lance is stirring the water to adjust the water temperature. The bathtub here is an old-fashioned one with fast water flow. There is no automatic temperature adjustment design on one side of the cold water port and the hot water port, so it needs to be manually mixed with water to adjust the temperature.
With his back to the door, Lance didn't look behind him. He just heard someone coming in and didn't come over, so he hugged him casually, but he didn't expect a naked person to come in. into his arms.
Lance was not used to wearing other people's clothes at all, so he changed his clothes after entering the bathroom. He was currently wearing the thin shirt provided by the passenger ship.The button was not fastened, and the two pieces of skin with different temperatures came into intimate contact.
The slippery and cold skin was under the palm of his hand, and the opponent's thin back was pressed against his chest. Lance's body froze immediately, and his eyes drifted away, only staring at Jiang Zhuowen's black hair on his arm. tip.
Jiang Zhuowen stayed obediently in his warm embrace, Lance's heartbeat came from his chest, and when he deliberately listened to it, the zombie's strong five senses took effect.
The heart contracts and relaxes, the blood hits the ventricle, and then is squeezed and quickly flows through the thick blood vessels, beating rhythmically.But the rhythm seems to be a little messed up now, but before Jiang Zhuowen can study the difference between the heartbeat and the usual one, Lance has already let go of him and said, "Wash yourself, I'll go out first."
Before Jiang Zhuowen could answer, Lance had already turned around quickly and left the bathroom. Jiang Zhuowen blinked at the back of Lance, who was striding forward as if the wound didn't hurt in an instant——shy?
Jiang Zhuowen is still very confident in his acuity, after all, he has saved himself many times.But Arowana is shy? Gay in gay gas.
Hmm... Could this mean that he has a chance?
As soon as this thought came to Jiang Zhuowen, he quickly threw it out of his mind.
The sudden recovery of human memory still affected him, he had never even thought about such a thing before!I really don't know what this kind of memory recovery is for. A zombie still wants to fall in love?Isn't this just adding to the troubles?
I won't talk about being ugly, after all, I can work hard to come back in the future.But interracial is a big problem!
And the gender is wrong, his family doesn't expect him to carry on the family line, but arowana is a good fish and always finds a female fish to give birth to a baby fish.
——These monsters have always had thin blood and are very persistent in the continuation of the race.
And there is the most important question...Jiang Zhuowen raised his legs and sat in the bathtub, glanced at the indescribable position through the water, that piece of flesh that had never reacted and was regarded as a burden all the year round.
Are you sure it's still working after all these years?
A certain zombie gnawed on his nails and suddenly felt an indescribable pain...
The author has something to say: Bei Ming eats fish: how to cure procrastination!
For example, this suitcase is very satisfying to the corpse!
However, ever since humans discovered that he was a special existence among zombies, he no longer had a good small coffin for him to lie down in peace.
Basically hiding in Tibet every day, constantly being rounded up and killing people, it's terrible.
Those human beings couldn't hide, couldn't get rid of them, they couldn't get rid of them, they were like tarsus maggots, and they couldn't beat each other to death.After only two days of stability, "wildfires can't be burned, and the spring breeze blows again". After chasing others, he will be found wherever he goes. Once he falls into the trap and is controlled, all kinds of messy things will greet him. .
As a self-improving ordinary corpse that wants to live after death, it is really flattered, rejoiced, shocked!
All the corpses in the world are so virtuous, where is the magic worth chasing and intercepting at any cost?
No matter how many times I say it, I just don’t listen. It’s impossible to want to live forever if you don’t want to die. Zombies don’t grow old because they are already dead!Zombies are powerful only because of cultivation, as long as you let me poison my corpse and practice for hundreds of years, everyone will be the same, please let me go!
However, even if that group of people knew it, they didn't believe it, or even if they believed it, they thought they could experiment with higher-end things, and they were chasing Jiang Zhuowen desperately.
The days that could not be settled at all did not end until the arrival of the Heavenly Thunder Tribulation.
To be precise, it was precisely because these days could not end that he ushered in his own thunder disaster.
One second before the Heavenly Thunder Tribulation, he was still fighting in and out of the secret human siege troops, and the next second the sky changed dramatically.
——He stood in a mess among the huge dark clouds, unprepared, as dazed as a fool.
Jiang Zhuowen was regretting it when he was struck half dead by lightning. If there were no human beings, if he hadn't killed so many people, he would still be a stupid little jerk now!
Occupying a coffin without an owner in an ancient tomb, living a peaceful life that a zombie should have.
Eat and sleep in the moonlight every day, and then raise a reserve food and occasionally donate blood and add a meal.How wonderful? !
When his level becomes higher and he can disguise himself as a human, he will take his food reserves and play in human society with his friends.And in human society, if you continue to eat moonlight, sleep and feed your food reserves, you may be able to go out to work and earn money to support your family.
Don't ordinary people live like this?As an ordinary zombie, he only wants this kind of life.
Jiang Zhuowen's ideal life has nothing to do with killing, fighting, and fleeing, but in the end his life has always been full of killing, fighting, and fleeing.
In fact, Jiang Zhuowen is lucky to wake up in this completely different era.
Everything in the past has been reversed in an uncountable long time, and he got a chance to work hard towards the ideal zombie life again. This time he chose not to fight with humans, and he wanted to run away.
The universe is so big, I can't believe it, and I can't escape the harassment of humans!
And now he has a good-looking, good-natured, good-tasting food reserve that makes him wish his entire life was bound to him.It's perfect, everything is full of fish!
Here Jiang Zhuowen is thinking about the past and looking forward to the future in the box to plan the zombie life, while Lance has checked the room around to make sure that there is nothing out of date installed in the room.
Then he turned around and opened the suitcase.
"How are you?"
The person lying in the suitcase recovered from his thoughts and turned around in a daze to answer: "The suitcase is a bit small."
Lance laughed, leaned over and stretched out his hand to Jiang Zhuowen who was curled up in the box: "Still coming out? Isn't it uncomfortable?"
The person in the suitcase moved his posture in it, his hands and feet were stretched out and he lay down comfortably: "It's not uncomfortable, it will be better if I get a bigger one next time..."
Although Jiang Zhuowen didn't say he liked the box, his eyes were so comfortable that he couldn't hide anything. Lance rubbed his hair, then squatted down and picked him up from the box, "Don't Lazy, it's almost safe. Go wash it, and treat the wound while it's safe."
As soon as he heard about the injury, Jiang Zhuowen woke up and sat up immediately: "...Uh, what, don't look at it, I'm not hurt."
"Oh? Really?" Lance stared at him with icy blue eyes, then slowly stretched out his fingers and touched Jiang Zhuowen's left neck.
Jiang Zhuowen followed suit, and felt a little bit in his heart.
- There's a hole in there for the laser gun to go through.
Something happened, Yaoshou!Is this going to drop the vest?I'm not ready yet!
Jiang Zhuowen's mind was full of his own Arowana for a moment when he found out that he had been lured home by a zombie, and then angrily waved his tail at him. The fish-fin water polo took turns to serve him, and he never wanted to see the scary picture of him again.
"What are you thinking? Your eyes are staring straight..." Lance helplessly tapped the forehead of someone who was overly nervous.
It's just that the wound is a little strange, do I need to be so nervous? There are so many strange places on my body than the wound that I don't realize it?However, someone obviously has no facial expression, but his eyes reveal all the fluster, guilty conscience, and dependence in a dazed look, which is really cute.
"Even if the special ability won't bleed, the wound still needs to be treated. I'll put water on you."
Lance dropped a sentence that could not be divided, turned and went to the bathroom, the corners of his mouth slightly raised showed a good mood.
Jiang Zhuowen stared at Lance's back disappearing by the bathroom door, and heaved a cautious sigh of relief for a while.
It's great that humans have superpowers...
There is no need for him to think of excuses, if there is any problem in the future, just throw the blame to the supernatural power, how perfect?
But what exactly is a supernatural power? He doesn't have that kind of thing at all. Maybe it will be revealed soon, right?
How on earth would it be possible to get Lance to accept that he was a harmless, moving corpse?
After thinking about it, it seems a bit difficult.
It is better to avoid similar topics first.Let's be a human with special abilities, and hope that human abilities are a little bit closer to his abilities so that he can lose his vest more slowly.
Then try to cultivate feelings during this buffer period, and when things come to light, he can still play the emotional card and struggle hard.
It would be a very stupid thing to completely conceal his identity and he would not do it.First, he knows how many loopholes in his own situation cannot be plugged.Second, even if he made up a good lie, but there are so many accidents in this world, and one day he will reveal a big lie. At that time, he will not be able to tell even ten thousand mouths about his motive for approaching Arowana.
——Although it is not too simple, but in essence, besides blood, he wants a little partner who depends on each other!Manual focus!
"Jiang Zhuowen. Come here."
A voice came from the bathroom, and Jiang Zhuowen immediately gave up all his thoughts and got up and ran over like a dog.
The floor of the bathroom is fluffy, the white mist of water vapor gathers together and the warm yellow light gives people a very relaxing and comfortable feeling.
The splashing sound of the water being stirred in the tub filled the air with a cheerful mood, like a playful child calling to play together.Jiang Zhuowen's eyes lit up, he threw off the ill-fitting shoes that were picked off from others, and even brushed and tossed away the clothes that got in the way, and stepped on the fluffy carpet with bare feet.
Jiang Zhuowen, who was on the soft ground, didn't dare to move when he first stepped on it. His bluish-white feet were slender and slender, almost as long as his body, without much flesh.
Jiang Zhuowen tried to walk forward, the feeling of the fine fluff brushing his feet was very novel, a little itchy and very comfortable.A footprint will be left on the place where the carpet is stepped on. When the foot is lifted, the fluff will quickly restore its shape and smooth the footprint. If it is stepped on again, another footprint shape will be concave, and it will be smoothed out a little bit when it is lifted.
Jiang Zhuowen was excited to play, but Lance stretched out his arms and fished him to the side of the bathtub.
Jiang Zhuowen followed Lance's arm for a few steps and retreated into Lance's arms without moving.
Zombies have always been strong, if they move around and hurt the Arowana who is still injured, he will feel sorry for him to death.
Lance is stirring the water to adjust the water temperature. The bathtub here is an old-fashioned one with fast water flow. There is no automatic temperature adjustment design on one side of the cold water port and the hot water port, so it needs to be manually mixed with water to adjust the temperature.
With his back to the door, Lance didn't look behind him. He just heard someone coming in and didn't come over, so he hugged him casually, but he didn't expect a naked person to come in. into his arms.
Lance was not used to wearing other people's clothes at all, so he changed his clothes after entering the bathroom. He was currently wearing the thin shirt provided by the passenger ship.The button was not fastened, and the two pieces of skin with different temperatures came into intimate contact.
The slippery and cold skin was under the palm of his hand, and the opponent's thin back was pressed against his chest. Lance's body froze immediately, and his eyes drifted away, only staring at Jiang Zhuowen's black hair on his arm. tip.
Jiang Zhuowen stayed obediently in his warm embrace, Lance's heartbeat came from his chest, and when he deliberately listened to it, the zombie's strong five senses took effect.
The heart contracts and relaxes, the blood hits the ventricle, and then is squeezed and quickly flows through the thick blood vessels, beating rhythmically.But the rhythm seems to be a little messed up now, but before Jiang Zhuowen can study the difference between the heartbeat and the usual one, Lance has already let go of him and said, "Wash yourself, I'll go out first."
Before Jiang Zhuowen could answer, Lance had already turned around quickly and left the bathroom. Jiang Zhuowen blinked at the back of Lance, who was striding forward as if the wound didn't hurt in an instant——shy?
Jiang Zhuowen is still very confident in his acuity, after all, he has saved himself many times.But Arowana is shy? Gay in gay gas.
Hmm... Could this mean that he has a chance?
As soon as this thought came to Jiang Zhuowen, he quickly threw it out of his mind.
The sudden recovery of human memory still affected him, he had never even thought about such a thing before!I really don't know what this kind of memory recovery is for. A zombie still wants to fall in love?Isn't this just adding to the troubles?
I won't talk about being ugly, after all, I can work hard to come back in the future.But interracial is a big problem!
And the gender is wrong, his family doesn't expect him to carry on the family line, but arowana is a good fish and always finds a female fish to give birth to a baby fish.
——These monsters have always had thin blood and are very persistent in the continuation of the race.
And there is the most important question...Jiang Zhuowen raised his legs and sat in the bathtub, glanced at the indescribable position through the water, that piece of flesh that had never reacted and was regarded as a burden all the year round.
Are you sure it's still working after all these years?
A certain zombie gnawed on his nails and suddenly felt an indescribable pain...
The author has something to say: Bei Ming eats fish: how to cure procrastination!
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