my voice is poisonous

For no reason, Fu Yunzhou was hit by a pie falling from the sky. He held his mobile phone in a daze for a long time and didn't recover. The employer on the other end of the phone had already offered him a good price.

"Xiao Fu, can I call you Xiao Fu? Then I will give you this novel. Come to the recording studio when you are free in the afternoon, go through the process to try out the sound, and then take the script back and make a smooth speech. Homework, I will officially start work next week. How about it, can you do it?"

An audiobook recording of a web novel?real or fake?Fu Yunzhou blinked his eyes, and responded with a strange sound, the sound dragged on for a long time.

Fu Yunzhou just entered his senior year this year, and he majored in dubbing. During his internship, he played three or two small soy sauces in several fairy tales and ancient costume TV series.

At this moment, the city radio station suddenly named him and asked him to record an audiobook... Isn't it right?

"That, Director Liang!" Fu Yunzhou couldn't help asking before the other party hung up the phone, "Why did you notice me? I—"

Let alone my fame in this industry, I don't even have the opportunity to show my face that people can remember.

Director Liang didn't give him a chance to say this sentence, so he interrupted him and replied with a smile: "You were hand-picked by the author!"

Fu Yunzhou was even more dizzy, and he could still notice him across industries. This is even more a fantasy story!

"The author said that he has been paying attention to you for a long time, and thinks you are the most suitable, ah no! It's perfect." After Liang Dao's voice was a little fluttering, he hung up the phone with a "ba da" crisply.

author?Who is the author?Such a unique vision?Follow me for a long time?I only officially appeared on stage this summer?

Fu Yunzhou lay on the upper bunk, his eyes turned to the mosquito coil.

"Yunzhou, do you have work?" Pan Shao, who was in the lower berth, was not annoyed by being woken up by the phone call. He leaned over and poked his head out to ask Fu Yunzhou, and said sincerely, "Congratulations!"

"Thank you brother, I'll treat you to dinner if you make money." Fu Yunzhou was not hypocritical. After he replied, he was still a little uneasy. He turned over and lay down on the upper bunk railing to look down. Still puzzled, "Lao Pan, you love to be on the Internet

Read novels, do you know the novel "The Left Side of the River of Forgetfulness is the Other Shore"? "

"I don't know, what type is it? Romance?" Pan Shao still didn't wake up, and said blankly, "I haven't heard of it... Wait a minute, I'll search."

As Pan Shao said, he took out his mobile phone from under the pillow and started Baidu.

Well, this article is from Huang He's original Chinese website, or it's ancient Tanmei, fantasy mythology, no wonder he doesn't know - a straight man who has nothing to do to read Danmei?

"This article is not bad. It has been on the top page of the Yellow River for half a year. Why? This article is an online drama, let you do the dubbing?"

Pan Shaoxin said that this is quite reliable. Judging from the subject matter, the gods, ghosts and demons in this article probably can gather more than four tables of mahjong. You can get a lot of tricks.

"No..." Fu Yunzhou said with a little confidence, "Audiobooks, the city radio station asked me to do the complete works."

"Oh, it's good, it's a good fit—what? Audiobooks?!" Pan Shao nodded halfway to react, and stared at Fu Yunzhou's sincere and embarrassed little eyes. After a long while, he was sincere again. He grinned, "Okay, Yunzhou, this is a big project!"

Is it not a big project?Interpreting the entire book with one voice, this job is generally not found by radio stations with inexperienced students like them who haven't graduated yet.

Fu Yunzhou lay back on the bunk again, and was about to call him to send a small announcement, but after thinking about it, he cut off the phone, clicked on his mobile browser and did a Baidu search—"The Left Side of Wangchuan is the Other Shore".

"The author...Nandou Xingjun? This pen name comes from...um...a brief introduction...the story begins with...Yan Qingjiang stepping out of hiding The Shi tribe and the fourth-rank Sitian supervisor Wen Yu fell in love and stayed together...Later Wen Yu died...and became an immortal by chance, Yan Qingjiang self-destructed his semi-immortal body by accident. …”

Fu Yunzhou followed the introduction on the first webpage he searched, muttered a few words, paused and pursed his lips on the words "accidentally becoming a fairy" and "half fairy body", and suddenly realized that he finally understood Why do you say he is suitable!

Fu Yunzhou was so excited that he burst into tears—the two male protagonists are not human!Plus the author's misty literary style, doesn't it just fit his voice? !

Fu Yunzhou shook his fingers and couldn't stop scrolling down the webpage. He was moved and secretly wondered: What year and month has it been? Why is Huanghe.com still popular in literature and art?Look at the sadness between the lines... Doesn't it mean that readers now like funny and cool articles?

I don't understand...

*****

Fu Yunzhou arrived at the Nancheng Radio and Television Building around [-]:[-] p.m., went up to the [-]th floor according to Director Liang's instructions, found his office, and knocked on the door.

As a result, no one answered for a long time, and the people inside were busy.

Across the door, Fu Yunzhou could hear Director Liang getting angry, throwing things loudly, and yelling in a rough voice: "...who the hell did this! Return Nan Dou Xingjun? What is Wangchuan and what is the other side? Literary and artistic literature is not popular these days! Who the hell bought the copyright?! And record audiobooks? Who!? Who! My brain was kicked by a donkey!"

Um?Fu Yunzhou stood outside the door and heard it clearly, but was at a loss: what's going on?

"—and the audio recorder appointed by the author! What's the matter with Fu? Who is this person!"

Fu Yunzhou was called by name outside the door, and he answered embarrassingly in his heart: "I."

Oh no, Fu Yunzhou was even more puzzled, this is the one who called him in the morning, with exactly the same voice!Is this amnesia or being taken away?Morning and afternoon, belong to two personalities?

"Director Liang, there's someone knocking on the door..." A group of people in the office were scolded like dogs, and someone took advantage of his breath to get up the courage to interject, "Someone must be looking for you... ...."

"Then don't open the door yet! What are you waiting for?! Wait until I ask you to open the door!" Director Liang turned his head and opened his mouth, and the young man shrank his head and ran to open the door.

Fu Yunzhou, who was outside the door, was planning to be a good-natured boy, and took the phone call in the morning as a prank, turned around and left silently.

As a result, he was a second slower, and the door opened behind him with a "click".

"Hey! Don't go!" A young man jumped out of the door, and pulled Fu Yunzhou back when he went up, his mouth was still crying.

The young man was counting on this guy to take away Director Liang's hatred. His immediate boss forgot about buying the copyright and asking someone to record it. What can they say as subordinates except being scolded?

The young man couldn't help but drag Fu Yunzhou into the door, raised his head and said, "Director Liang! I'm looking for you!"

Fu Yunzhou looked down at him with ecstasy: brother, did I speak...

Director Liang put his hands on his hips, turned back aggressively, faced Fu Yunzhou with a ferocious face, and suddenly it was frozen for two seconds as if someone had pressed the pause button. After smoothing, he piled up a smile.

This series of changes can be seen with the naked eye. Director Liang's facial expression was modified by the hand of God. After canceling the pause, he smiled kindly and kindly at Fu Yunzhou with the warmth of March, and even his tone became softer: "You It’s Xiao Fu, right? You’re here to get the script, right? Well, let’s skip the audition and go through the motions, Director Liang, I’m a straightforward person, and I believe in your professional ability. Just wait, I’ll get you the script.”

Fu Yunzhou: "?!!"

The whole room looked at each other when they heard the words, their disbelieving eyes immediately gathered on Fu Yunzhou, and there was no sound.

Fu Yunzhou was also dumbfounded. There were shards of glass and paperwork lying on the ground beside his feet, reminding him that the violent Director Liang was real, not a hallucination.

Director Liang found the thick stack of scripts on his own desk, turned his head back and handed it to Fu Yunzhou with a smile on his face, and kindly supported his shoulders all the way to send him into the elevator, waving goodbye to him Bian instructed: "Go back and read the script carefully. The contract is at the top. After you sign it, bring it here at 9:[-] on Monday morning and go straight to work."

Fu Yunzhou: "..."

*****

Fu Yunzhou was in a state of being lost all the way out of the radio and television building.He went back to the dormitory, stepped on the bed, and flipped through the script casually.

"The Left Side of the River of Forgetfulness is the Other Shore" has about 70 million words. Although the plot is quite tortuous, but because of its gorgeous rhetoric, long descriptions, and literary and artistic sentimentality, Fu Yunzhou yawned without taking a second look. .

This is not a script, this is the original text of the novel directly printed out.

Do you want to be so perfunctory, not changing a word, and the words that should be colloquial are not colloquial, which is definitely a taboo in the industry.

The director of the city radio station can't be so amateur, can he?

Fu Yunzhou sighed helplessly, flipped through the pages casually, intending to skip the description of the scenery and glance down at the plot.

As a result, the two label names that were several times larger in size directly shocked him soberly that he was instantly sober.

"Becoming a Demon" - so straightforward and domineering!

Become a demon?

Fu Yunzhou frowned involuntarily. He changed his posture, raised the pillow a little higher, and lay half-lying with his legs curled up, holding the script upright on his chest.

He was curious to know how Yan Qingjiang became a demon in the original novel, and Baidu Encyclopedia only mentioned that he gave up his half-immortal body.

Fu Yunzhou was about to watch when the two roommates suddenly came back and brought him dinner along the way.

He got off the bed, and the three of them ate a few small dishes from the cafeteria at the same table, discussed the topic of the graduation thesis, and went to the bathroom downstairs to take a shower, and then washed the dirty clothes when they returned to the room. Let's rub it and wash it, it's not far from bedtime.

The lights were all turned off at twelve o'clock, and before turning off the lights, Fu Yunzhou hurriedly climbed into bed and opened the script, before he could read a few more times,

There was a soft "pa", and the room immediately couldn't see its fingers.

Only then did Fu Yunzhou get the script together in the dark with complicated emotions and put it next to the pillow. After turning over a few times, he gradually fell asleep.

Before going to sleep, he was still talking nonsense to himself—miserable, it was too tragic, the erroneous fate made a fool of a couple who couldn't even choose their own life and death.

*****

Fu Yunzhou slept until midnight, his eyes blurred by a ray of bright light.

Half awake and half asleep, from under his narrowed eyelids, he stared blankly at a lamp suspended in the mid-air of the roof, and softly "huh" in a daze.

The quaint body of the lamp is carved with white jade, and its shape resembles the treasured lotus lamp of the Three Virgins in fairy tales: on the lamp base, which is more than one foot high, there is a lifelike pear blossom that is about to bloom, and the bud is about the length of a palm. The wick ignites a cluster of flames between the layers of petals, reflecting a little warm orange at the tips of the white jade petals.

That was when Yan Qingjiang became a demon...

Fu Yunzhou stared at it right and wrong. After a long while, he closed his eyes and opened them again: the light was still floating in the air, buzzing faintly, and it also had its own 360-degree slow rotation to show itself. Effect!

Hallucination?Or to hell?

Fu Yunzhou sat up slowly, and he seemed to be unable to hear the snoring of his roommate on the lower bunk. He moved to the side of the stairs bit by bit as if in a daze, turned his back and stepped on the steps, holding the upper bunk bed Half of his body was hanging in the air on the side railing, and he stretched out his other hand trying to reach the lamp holder in the air.

close at hand...

Fu Yunzhou's fingertips seemed to have vaguely touched the white jade lamp holder, and the cool and greasy feeling would leave immediately.

Just a little bit, Fu Yunzhou widened his eyes and tried his best to lean forward. He didn't know how to be afraid. He wanted to shift to the left again, so he moved his fingers holding the railing to the side again, and the result——

Fu Yunzhou raised his finger and caught Pan Shao's foot towel on the railing. Before he could react, he grabbed the corner of the towel as if pulling out a short colorful banner, and fell directly down the stairs.

After a dull sound of "Boom", followed by a scream of "Ah!", everyone in the dormitory woke up, and Pan Shao reflexively turned on the light.

"What's the matter? What's the matter?!" Zhang Kun, who was on the opposite bunk, sat up with a "thud", his eyes swept around and then focused on the floor, "Yun Zhou!"

Fu Yunzhou was thrown to the ground, he slowly closed his eyelids regretfully amidst the exclamation of his roommates—the white jade pear lantern melted into the dazzling light and disappeared... ..

In fact, this is not a big problem, what's more important - the back of his head is about to crack!

The author has something to say:

I don’t know much about the operation of domestic commercial dubbing, and I have never been in a recording studio. I only have a little experience in recording for classmates in the school recording studio, so I wrote it with reference to the known dubbing environment in universities. In order not to violate and follow There are too many conflicts in the domestic professional environment, so the background is empty.

Little angels who know about this can give me some pointers. After all, I searched Baidu for a long time, but I couldn't find any useful information, so I burst into tears.

This article took two full years from conception to writing, which is a veritable dystocia!From the beginning of the short romance to the full-length danmei, the setting outline and the title of the article were overturned four times, and the draft was abolished by [-] characters QAQ

In the beginning, the setting was not Danmei, but one day I suddenly discovered that if it was written as Danmei, it would be unexpectedly cute!Just changed from bg to danmei, which can be regarded as my great innovation hahahahahaha!I hope someone likes it, well, if you like it, please leave more comments!Just sauce!