annoying reborn dog

Xiaocong encountered the biggest problem after being reborn as an adult.

He couldn't memorize the question bank that was dozens of pages thick.

Not to mention memorizing it, he couldn't even read it. The answers to more than 100 questions are given like writing essays, and the answers are also going around, which seems to be irrelevant to the questions and completely incomprehensible.Every time I read a few questions, Xiao Cong fell asleep, and finally yawned when I saw this stack of papers. It is really a must-have for insomnia.

Qin Huaiyang sent Wang Xiaocong's resume to the HR mailbox of Qiufeng Kuxia Company, and soon a message came. He answered the phone for Xiao Cong and set the interview time for the next Friday.

He told Xiaocong that he had to memorize it before he could meet the owner.Thinking back to the past, when I was a dog, I could see my owner almost every night, and I didn't have to memorize these things at all. Is being a human being so troublesome?

Better to be a dog...

Xiaocong was lying on the sofa, with her calves crossed, poking her cheeks and reading the questions slowly.

Question No.20: Are you willing to work overtime at night or on weekends?

Answer: Yes.I'm still young, I don't have a family, and I have a lot of time to spend freely. Rather than wasting time at home, I want to devote my time to work, learn more and do more...

work overtime?Is this the original culprit that caused the owner to come home so late every day?It's so annoying!I don't want to work overtime at all. I don't know if I can choose not to work overtime.

Xiao Cong tried to write down the answer while complaining, thinking that human beings are really hypocritical, and they must answer yes if they don’t want to.

No.30 Question [-]: Why did you choose a start-up company like us instead of a big company, such as a foreign company?

Because you can learn more in small businesses.Foreign companies pay attention to one radish and one pit, and employees are very limited in their responsibilities, and can only get access to knowledge related to their positions.Due to the small number of employees, small companies can provide employees with more opportunities to try different job responsibilities, which is a rare opportunity for fresh graduates.

Didn't you go to the master, why do you still need to study?The reason for choosing them is that the master is here!I don't understand you humans very well.

Xiao Cong's head was getting closer and closer to the paper, and he lost consciousness in a daze.When I woke up, the paper was wet with saliva, blurring the handwriting and wasting time.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and the time for the interview was getting closer, and Xiao Cong himself realized that going on like this was not an option. It would not be able to meet Qin Huaiyang's requirements at all, and it would be impossible to think of some crooked methods.

He held the pen in his mouth, pulled his hair, remembered the TV he watched when he was bored, and thought of a good idea.

When Qin Huaiyang got home, he saw Xiao Cong holding the slice of bread that he planned to have for breakfast the next day, nibbling at it like a hamster stealing food.

Xiaocong can always sniff out the snacks that he specially hides at home, and then eat them secretly. Qin Huaiyang smiled helplessly, tied the uneaten slices of bread in his pocket, and prepared to put them back in the refrigerator.

"Wait, don't eat it yet." Qin Huaiyang noticed something wrong with the slice of bread, and leaned over to snatch it from Xiao Cong's hand, "Is this bread moldy?"

There were some small black spots intermittently on the bread slices, as if they were scratched by something.

Xiao Cong hopped around to snatch it back and continue eating, but Qin Huaiyang held up the slices of bread so he couldn't reach them: "It's all spoiled, don't eat it, buy new ones if you want to eat it."

"It's not spoiled!" Xiao Cong bouncing up and down trying to snatch it, but the difference in height is too far to touch Qin Huaiyang's claws at all.

Qin Huaiyang said patiently: "It's all dark, but it's broken. You're not a dog anymore. People will have diarrhea after eating moldy food."

Xiao Cong realized that he couldn't jump as high as Qin Huaiyang, so he turned around and moved the small bench over, stood on it and continued to snatch it: "That's not mold, it's my writing."

"The black one is mold... What did you say? What did you write?" Qin Huaiyang forgot to lift the bread up in shock, and Xiao Cong snatched it back and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Yeah..." The bread stuffed his mouth, and Xiao Cong faltered and explained, "I couldn't memorize it, so I thought of writing it on the bread, so that I could remember it after eating it."

Qin Huaiyang was stunned: "Who told you that you can remember it after eating it?!"

Xiao Cong struggled to swallow the bread: "I watched it on TV!"

"Which TV show is bullshit?"

"It's that cartoon," Xiao Cong tried hard to recall, "the blue cat..."

Qin Huaiyang's mouth twitched: "Doraemon?"

"That's right, that's right!" Xiao Cong agreed.

There is an episode in Doraemon that Nobita is going to take an exam, but he can’t memorize the questions, so he asks Doraemon for help, and Doraemon takes out a prop called memory bread, just write the content on it, and then eat it Bread, you can remember what is written on the bread.

"..." After a moment of silence, Qin Huaiyang said happily, "It's a good thing you don't watch cartoons like Journey to the West."

In the animated version of Journey to the West, Sun Houzi got the medical book and ate it, and then he understood medical skills.The surface of the slice of bread is not smooth, and the ink won’t get too much ink when you swipe it with the signature pen. It’s nothing to eat a few slices of shallots. If you read Journey to the West and eat the question bank directly, Qin Huaiyang will have to take the shallots to wash his stomach now .

"Journey to the West also teaches how to memorize books?" Xiao Cong thought thoughtfully.

"No." Qin Huaiyang looked at the remaining bread in the bread bag in his hand, reckoning that there should be no problem with the shallots before he had eaten a few slices, so he settled down and educated the shallots, "Don't believe what is said in cartoons in the future. is fake!"

"How could it be fake!" Xiao Cong argued, "I have proven it to be true!"

Qin Huaiyang was surprised: "How did you prove it?"

"When the protagonist in the cartoon eats the bread, he will be full." Xiao Cong rubbed his stomach, "I feel full now too."

"...Then have you memorized it?" Qin Huaiyang raised his forehead.

"Uh..." Yang Tian recalled for a while, Xiao Cong shook his head, "No, maybe I haven't eaten enough."

"It's useless to eat another box!" Qin Huaiyang felt a group of crows shouting "idiot" flying above his head, "I can only rely on myself to endorse, and I can't rely on external force."

"Oh." Xiao Cong said dejectedly, "But I can't recite it."

The question bank was scattered and piled up on the sofa, and it was torn to pieces by the onions, but he didn't write down anything except the serial number. Qin Huaiyang felt that he might have overestimated Wang Xiaocong's brain capacity.

"I'll recite it with you. I can remember as much as I can." Qin Huaiyang had no choice but to help Xiaocong as much as he could.

He began to seriously explain to Xiao Cong the meaning of each question, why did he answer this way, some were too professional, and Xiao Cong, who was not well-versed in the world, could not understand it.

"...So if you want to say that, you can't bluntly express your lack of work experience. You should say it in a roundabout way, so that others will think that you have rich social experience after hearing it."

Xiao Cong was puzzled: "But I have no memory, and no social experience."

"That's why I want you to memorize the answers to this question bank. You must have a method for answering, and don't tell the truth." Qin Huaiyang instructed him.

Xiao Cong nodded to show that he understood, and asked again: "Is the interview just a lie?"

Qin Huaiyang was taken aback, and retorted: "This is called fudge."

"Oh, flicker."

... Doesn't flickering mean deceiving?

Looking at Xiao Cong's half-understanding expression, Qin Huaiyang felt like a wretched uncle who seduced children.

It's hard to describe the feeling of teaching my baby to lie by myself...

It didn't take long for Qin Huaiyang's dancing and vivid explanation to put Wang Xiaocong to sleep. He stopped talking and was depressed.

He lost his master and experienced the heartache of losing his master. He didn't want Xiao Cong Pin to experience that kind of heartache, so he had to send him to Xu Rui's side against his will.If Xiao Cong couldn't memorize it, didn't even pass the interview, and was rushed back by Xu Rui, it would be a good development.

After leaving the elevator on the 12th floor of the Hunei Building, there are 4 or 5 company signs hanging from top to bottom on the wall directly opposite, giving people the illusion that starting a business is like buying cabbage.

Pass through the long carpeted corridor, pass the companies that were written on the sign just now, and walk to the end of the company that connects the three rooms together. A big "Qiufeng Kuxia Art Technology Co., Ltd." is printed on the door.

The girl at the front desk was busy non-stop, bringing the candidates who came for the interview to the rest area in the company, asking them to wait patiently for the interview with HR.

This time the sales position is an assistant, but due to a special reason, the number of people who submitted their resumes was far greater than expected for a position that was not very popular. HR quickly faced the candidates who came for the interview at an average rate of 10 minutes, and the lounge was still overcrowded.Candidates are mainly fresh graduates, most of them sit quietly in chairs and wait for the call, while a few of them chat quietly together.

Wang Xiaocong sat on the sofa stool outside with his resume, staring around with small eyes, full of curiosity about the surrounding environment.

Sitting next to Xiao Cong, the long-haired girl who was also waiting for the interview moved her chair over, seeing that there were no interviewers around, and quietly asked, "Hello! Did you also know about this place through Gao Fengbo's cooperation project?"

"Gao Fengbo's cooperation project? Who is Gao Fengbo?" Xiao Cong asked back.

"Ah?" The girl was surprised, "You don't know Gao Fengbo?"

Xiao Cong recalled what Qin Huaiyang told him, but he had never heard of the name Gao Fengbo: "I don't know, should I know?"

The question bank compiled by Qin Huaiyang is very complete, including the introduction and prospect of the new project of Qiufeng Kuxia Company, but he is not familiar with the music circle after all, and he doesn't know Gao Fengbo's influence and status among young people at all. As for only analyzing the project in the answer, Gao Fengbo, a crucial project partner, was ignored.

"He is the most powerful master arranger among the young people born after the 80s!" The girl introduced Gao Fengbo adoringly, "5 years ago, his "forever" was released, and he did not promote it or buy a chart. , completely rely on the charm of the music itself to conquer the audience. Give him a piano, and he can send you the whole world! Any gorgeous rhetoric is not worthy of his talent."

Xiao Cong was stunned for a moment, blinked his eyes, and couldn't answer.

"Let me tell you," the girl whispered close to Xiao Cong's ear, "99% of the interviewees in this room are because of Gao Fengbo. It's a rare opportunity to get close to the idol. You must not miss it."