annoying reborn dog
Chapter 11 Western Food
The lights in Maxim's western restaurant are dim, and the faint candles burn slowly on the dining table. The candlelight replaces the lights and spreads to every corner of the restaurant, making the steak drenched in sauce more fragrant and attractive.
"Have you ever eaten Western food?" Qin Huaiyang finished ordering and handed the menu back to the waiter.
Xiao Cong stared at the pan-fried foie gras on the next table, and swallowed: "It looks great."
"It tastes better, humans are so good at enjoying it." Qin Huaiyang sighed, "How was your interview today?"
"I don't know." Xiao Cong withdrew his gaze and shook his head, "The interviewer is very kind. He asked me to come back and wait for the news. Does this usually pass or not?"
"I don't quite understand either. We didn't need an interview when we were looking for a job." Qin Huaiyang replied.
"No interview?" Xiao Cong was curious, "Then how did you find a job?"
The waiter brought two sirloin steaks and placed them in front of them one by one.The plate is in the shape of an oval petal, the sauce-colored steak is steaming, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, dotted with emerald green broccoli, and on the other side is a tower of yellow mashed potatoes. Don't want to spoil.
"Let's count it as a half-allocation. Fill in your aspirations, and then pass the exam." Qin Huaiyang was also attracted by the steak. He picked up the knife and fork and threw himself into the struggle with the food. After cutting off a piece, he found the steak on the opposite side staring at him. , but did not start, as if hoping that the steak would jump up and run to his mouth, "Huh? Why don't you eat it?"
"Hmm... must I eat with a knife and fork?" Wang Xiaocong hesitated and grabbed the knife.
"You don't know how to use it?" Qin Huaiyang stopped, "I was negligent."
"No, no, I have a little impression." Xiaocong explained, "I just wonder why humans create so many tools, such as chopsticks, spoons, knives and forks, and hands are so easy to use. Isn't it good to be good at it?"
Qin Huaiyang pretended to cut the steak into small pieces and said: "For example, with a tool like a knife, your hands can't cut food into pieces."
"You can take it with your hands, or the chef can chop it up and serve it up," Xiao Cong proposed a solution, "There is no need for such a cumbersome tool, and you have to add usage rules."
Qin Huaiyang didn't know much about Western food, so he brought shallots here just because he thought the food was delicious, and he didn't have a deep understanding of etiquette.Regarding the doubts raised by Xiao Cong, he dryly put forward his own guess: "Maybe it's because the chopped ones don't look as good as the whole ones?"
"Why should it look good? It's enough if it's delicious?" Xiao Cong dug a spoonful of mashed potatoes, "I found that human beings always spend energy on these useless things, making a simple life extremely complicated. For example, this food, such as today In the interview, whether you want it or not, want it or don’t want it, things that can be solved in a few words, you have to talk about it in a roundabout way."
"You don't like being a human?" Qin Huaiyang served the chopped steak to Xiao Cong, and then took the plate in front of Xiao Cong and began to cut it.
"I like it! I can eat as many delicious foods as I want!" Xiao Cong said vaguely with his mouth full of food, "I just feel that being a human is more tiring than being a dog."
Qin Huaiyang nodded approvingly.It is enough for a police dog to simply smell and learn to search for physical evidence, find blood, and track criminals by smell. Everything has instructions from the owner.When I become a criminal police officer alone, I still need to learn complex skills such as interrogation skills and logical deduction, which is very tiring.
"It's become so troublesome to get close to the owner," Xiao Cong complained unhappily, "If it's a dog, just sell it cute and beg for it."
...begging for sex?Do you still want someone else to help you?How can I help you?Although he knew that Xiao Cong didn't mean that, but Qin Huaiyang continued to cut the steak absent-mindedly, and almost slipped his fingers. Fortunately, the surrounding lights were dim and no one noticed.He cleared his throat to cover up his embarrassment, and at the same time sternly tapped on the table: "Don't eat or sleep, don't talk when you're chewing, it's rude."
"Ah? Oh, okay." Wang Xiaocong shrank his neck, stopped talking, and quietly struggled with the food.
Yu Yan finally asked Wang Xiaocong to go back and wait for the notification. He didn't know how long he would have to wait. After returning home, he held onto his phone and stared at it all day, like a teenager with internet addiction.
A few days passed, and the call did not arrive, but I remembered a lot about how to use the mobile phone.
I don't know if it was influenced by the original owner's personality. He has no interest in playing games. Instead, he is obsessed with search engines, searching for things he doesn't understand, but he is not sure about the search keywords, and often finds strange answers.
For example, if you search for "how to please the owner", the link given is not about pets and owners, but a bunch of English letters, like underground codes, which makes you feel confused.
In terms of usefulness, he found some posts about interview skills, and found that his performance a few days ago was really unsatisfactory, and his answers were not perfect. He was even more worried that he would be eliminated in the first round of interviews. I was absent-minded while walking, staring at my mobile phone and bumping into a telephone pole.
"There will be music for incoming calls! Don't need to keep an eye on them all the time!" Qin Huaiyang snatched the phone angrily and put it in his pocket.
"I'm afraid I'll miss the call..." Xiao Cong explained aggrievedly while covering her painful head.
"It's still too late to answer the ringtone!" Qin Huaiyang used his mobile phone to call Xiaocong's, showed the ringtone of the incoming call, and then issued a ban, "From now on, the phone will be confiscated at night, and playing with the phone is prohibited."
Wang Xiaocong was very unwilling, but the swelling on his forehead made him have no reason to refute.
Two days later in the afternoon, just when Qin Huaiyang felt that Xiao Cong failed the interview, an unfamiliar number dialed in, and the phone rang cheerful music.
"Hi, hello." Xiao Cong swooped over to answer.
"Excuse me, is this Wang Xiaocong?" A clear male voice came from the microphone, and the familiar voice immediately brought tears to Xiao Cong's eyes, "I'm Xu Rui, the vice president of Qiufeng Kuxia Art Technology Co., Ltd."
Owner!It is the voice of the master!Accompanied by my previous life for more than ten years, the voice that I miss all the time in this life!
When he was still a Bomei, Xiaocong liked Xu Rui the most when he hugged himself on his lap every night, stroking and talking to himself. Although Xiaocong couldn't understand the syllables uttered by his master at all, he still indulged in it and enjoyed the blessings bestowed by him. favorite.
Now not only can I hear the master's voice again, but I can also understand what he is saying!Holding the phone, Xiao Cong was so excited that she jumped off the sofa and hopped barefoot on the newly bought carpet in the living room.
"Hello? Can you hear me?" Xu Rui asked puzzledly after receiving no reply for a long time.
"Yes, yes." Xiao Cong replied hastily, nodding beside the phone.
"After our various evaluations and discussions, first of all congratulations on passing the first round of interviews." Xu Rui paused and continued, "But due to the large number of applicants, we will conduct the second round of interviews for candidates who pass the first round of interviews." Second round of phone interview, I wonder if you are free now?"
Xiao Cong was immersed in Xu Rui's magnetic tone, as if listening to a melodious piece of music, sitting on the soft carpet, shaking his head, overjoyed.
Xu Rui stopped talking, and it was only when Xiao Cong realized that the master was asking himself, he quickly went back to his question in his mind, and after a while, he answered: "I'm free, I'm free."
"Okay." The voice of Xu Rui flipping through the paper came from the microphone, "We all know about your background and experience, and you are quite outstanding. We have participated in many activities and practices, and we are very satisfied."
Hearing the master's compliments, although they were all praising the original owner and had nothing to do with Xiao Cong, he was still happy and happy, scratching the carpet with his paws excitedly.
Xu Rui changed the subject: "At the same time, I also learned about your situation from my colleagues, and I have a few personal questions I want to ask you."
"Yeah." Xiaocong responded twice at the right time, showing that he was listening.
"You said you applied for this position because of me?" Xu Rui asked.
In the question bank given by Qin Huaiyang, several reasons for applying for this position were listed in detail. Xiaocong also recited it completely, but now when he heard the master's voice, the answers he had memorized at the beginning were long forgotten and forgotten. Two clean.He only thought about the master in his heart, and felt that what the master said was the law of heaven, and everything he said was right, so he agreed: "Yes, yes."
Xu Rui asked again: "Why did you apply for the job because of me?"
Because you are my master!The shallots took it for granted.Fortunately, he still kept in mind that he had been reborn as a human being, and he could not mention his master to anyone ("Especially not to Xu Rui!" Qin Huaiyang emphasized when educating him.), hesitated for two seconds, and chose to use The same excuse as Yu Yan explained during the interview: "Because you are my benefactor."
"What benefactor?" Xu Rui asked immediately.
When my life is dying, give me food and drink, provide me with a warm home, no need to be frightened, a benefactor who suffers from hunger and hunger.
The shallots were picked up by Xu Rui from the side of the road.
He didn't know whether he was abandoned by his previous owner or by his biological mother, but he only remembered that from the time he could remember, he was already alone, hiding in an alley in the cold autumn shivering beside the rubbish dump.
Fortunately, he was lucky. He happened to be located at the back door of a restaurant kitchen. The spilled kitchen scraps provided enough food. The walls were slightly warmed by the stove in the house, which kept him from freezing and barely made it through. That snowy winter.
As the days passed, the shallots gradually grew up, shed their fluff, and grew from a small fur ball to a big one.Seeing that the weather is getting warmer, everything is about to recover, and the warm and pleasant days are coming, but the restaurant is closed for the spring break.
Xiao Cong lost his food supply in the sub-zero temperature, and the warm walls became icy cold. The last heavy snow before the Spring Festival made him completely desperate.
The author has something to say:
Although the traffic is very poor, I am still very happy today, very happy, self-excited for no reason!Babies hug and kiss fiercely, mua~~~
"Have you ever eaten Western food?" Qin Huaiyang finished ordering and handed the menu back to the waiter.
Xiao Cong stared at the pan-fried foie gras on the next table, and swallowed: "It looks great."
"It tastes better, humans are so good at enjoying it." Qin Huaiyang sighed, "How was your interview today?"
"I don't know." Xiao Cong withdrew his gaze and shook his head, "The interviewer is very kind. He asked me to come back and wait for the news. Does this usually pass or not?"
"I don't quite understand either. We didn't need an interview when we were looking for a job." Qin Huaiyang replied.
"No interview?" Xiao Cong was curious, "Then how did you find a job?"
The waiter brought two sirloin steaks and placed them in front of them one by one.The plate is in the shape of an oval petal, the sauce-colored steak is steaming, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, dotted with emerald green broccoli, and on the other side is a tower of yellow mashed potatoes. Don't want to spoil.
"Let's count it as a half-allocation. Fill in your aspirations, and then pass the exam." Qin Huaiyang was also attracted by the steak. He picked up the knife and fork and threw himself into the struggle with the food. After cutting off a piece, he found the steak on the opposite side staring at him. , but did not start, as if hoping that the steak would jump up and run to his mouth, "Huh? Why don't you eat it?"
"Hmm... must I eat with a knife and fork?" Wang Xiaocong hesitated and grabbed the knife.
"You don't know how to use it?" Qin Huaiyang stopped, "I was negligent."
"No, no, I have a little impression." Xiaocong explained, "I just wonder why humans create so many tools, such as chopsticks, spoons, knives and forks, and hands are so easy to use. Isn't it good to be good at it?"
Qin Huaiyang pretended to cut the steak into small pieces and said: "For example, with a tool like a knife, your hands can't cut food into pieces."
"You can take it with your hands, or the chef can chop it up and serve it up," Xiao Cong proposed a solution, "There is no need for such a cumbersome tool, and you have to add usage rules."
Qin Huaiyang didn't know much about Western food, so he brought shallots here just because he thought the food was delicious, and he didn't have a deep understanding of etiquette.Regarding the doubts raised by Xiao Cong, he dryly put forward his own guess: "Maybe it's because the chopped ones don't look as good as the whole ones?"
"Why should it look good? It's enough if it's delicious?" Xiao Cong dug a spoonful of mashed potatoes, "I found that human beings always spend energy on these useless things, making a simple life extremely complicated. For example, this food, such as today In the interview, whether you want it or not, want it or don’t want it, things that can be solved in a few words, you have to talk about it in a roundabout way."
"You don't like being a human?" Qin Huaiyang served the chopped steak to Xiao Cong, and then took the plate in front of Xiao Cong and began to cut it.
"I like it! I can eat as many delicious foods as I want!" Xiao Cong said vaguely with his mouth full of food, "I just feel that being a human is more tiring than being a dog."
Qin Huaiyang nodded approvingly.It is enough for a police dog to simply smell and learn to search for physical evidence, find blood, and track criminals by smell. Everything has instructions from the owner.When I become a criminal police officer alone, I still need to learn complex skills such as interrogation skills and logical deduction, which is very tiring.
"It's become so troublesome to get close to the owner," Xiao Cong complained unhappily, "If it's a dog, just sell it cute and beg for it."
...begging for sex?Do you still want someone else to help you?How can I help you?Although he knew that Xiao Cong didn't mean that, but Qin Huaiyang continued to cut the steak absent-mindedly, and almost slipped his fingers. Fortunately, the surrounding lights were dim and no one noticed.He cleared his throat to cover up his embarrassment, and at the same time sternly tapped on the table: "Don't eat or sleep, don't talk when you're chewing, it's rude."
"Ah? Oh, okay." Wang Xiaocong shrank his neck, stopped talking, and quietly struggled with the food.
Yu Yan finally asked Wang Xiaocong to go back and wait for the notification. He didn't know how long he would have to wait. After returning home, he held onto his phone and stared at it all day, like a teenager with internet addiction.
A few days passed, and the call did not arrive, but I remembered a lot about how to use the mobile phone.
I don't know if it was influenced by the original owner's personality. He has no interest in playing games. Instead, he is obsessed with search engines, searching for things he doesn't understand, but he is not sure about the search keywords, and often finds strange answers.
For example, if you search for "how to please the owner", the link given is not about pets and owners, but a bunch of English letters, like underground codes, which makes you feel confused.
In terms of usefulness, he found some posts about interview skills, and found that his performance a few days ago was really unsatisfactory, and his answers were not perfect. He was even more worried that he would be eliminated in the first round of interviews. I was absent-minded while walking, staring at my mobile phone and bumping into a telephone pole.
"There will be music for incoming calls! Don't need to keep an eye on them all the time!" Qin Huaiyang snatched the phone angrily and put it in his pocket.
"I'm afraid I'll miss the call..." Xiao Cong explained aggrievedly while covering her painful head.
"It's still too late to answer the ringtone!" Qin Huaiyang used his mobile phone to call Xiaocong's, showed the ringtone of the incoming call, and then issued a ban, "From now on, the phone will be confiscated at night, and playing with the phone is prohibited."
Wang Xiaocong was very unwilling, but the swelling on his forehead made him have no reason to refute.
Two days later in the afternoon, just when Qin Huaiyang felt that Xiao Cong failed the interview, an unfamiliar number dialed in, and the phone rang cheerful music.
"Hi, hello." Xiao Cong swooped over to answer.
"Excuse me, is this Wang Xiaocong?" A clear male voice came from the microphone, and the familiar voice immediately brought tears to Xiao Cong's eyes, "I'm Xu Rui, the vice president of Qiufeng Kuxia Art Technology Co., Ltd."
Owner!It is the voice of the master!Accompanied by my previous life for more than ten years, the voice that I miss all the time in this life!
When he was still a Bomei, Xiaocong liked Xu Rui the most when he hugged himself on his lap every night, stroking and talking to himself. Although Xiaocong couldn't understand the syllables uttered by his master at all, he still indulged in it and enjoyed the blessings bestowed by him. favorite.
Now not only can I hear the master's voice again, but I can also understand what he is saying!Holding the phone, Xiao Cong was so excited that she jumped off the sofa and hopped barefoot on the newly bought carpet in the living room.
"Hello? Can you hear me?" Xu Rui asked puzzledly after receiving no reply for a long time.
"Yes, yes." Xiao Cong replied hastily, nodding beside the phone.
"After our various evaluations and discussions, first of all congratulations on passing the first round of interviews." Xu Rui paused and continued, "But due to the large number of applicants, we will conduct the second round of interviews for candidates who pass the first round of interviews." Second round of phone interview, I wonder if you are free now?"
Xiao Cong was immersed in Xu Rui's magnetic tone, as if listening to a melodious piece of music, sitting on the soft carpet, shaking his head, overjoyed.
Xu Rui stopped talking, and it was only when Xiao Cong realized that the master was asking himself, he quickly went back to his question in his mind, and after a while, he answered: "I'm free, I'm free."
"Okay." The voice of Xu Rui flipping through the paper came from the microphone, "We all know about your background and experience, and you are quite outstanding. We have participated in many activities and practices, and we are very satisfied."
Hearing the master's compliments, although they were all praising the original owner and had nothing to do with Xiao Cong, he was still happy and happy, scratching the carpet with his paws excitedly.
Xu Rui changed the subject: "At the same time, I also learned about your situation from my colleagues, and I have a few personal questions I want to ask you."
"Yeah." Xiaocong responded twice at the right time, showing that he was listening.
"You said you applied for this position because of me?" Xu Rui asked.
In the question bank given by Qin Huaiyang, several reasons for applying for this position were listed in detail. Xiaocong also recited it completely, but now when he heard the master's voice, the answers he had memorized at the beginning were long forgotten and forgotten. Two clean.He only thought about the master in his heart, and felt that what the master said was the law of heaven, and everything he said was right, so he agreed: "Yes, yes."
Xu Rui asked again: "Why did you apply for the job because of me?"
Because you are my master!The shallots took it for granted.Fortunately, he still kept in mind that he had been reborn as a human being, and he could not mention his master to anyone ("Especially not to Xu Rui!" Qin Huaiyang emphasized when educating him.), hesitated for two seconds, and chose to use The same excuse as Yu Yan explained during the interview: "Because you are my benefactor."
"What benefactor?" Xu Rui asked immediately.
When my life is dying, give me food and drink, provide me with a warm home, no need to be frightened, a benefactor who suffers from hunger and hunger.
The shallots were picked up by Xu Rui from the side of the road.
He didn't know whether he was abandoned by his previous owner or by his biological mother, but he only remembered that from the time he could remember, he was already alone, hiding in an alley in the cold autumn shivering beside the rubbish dump.
Fortunately, he was lucky. He happened to be located at the back door of a restaurant kitchen. The spilled kitchen scraps provided enough food. The walls were slightly warmed by the stove in the house, which kept him from freezing and barely made it through. That snowy winter.
As the days passed, the shallots gradually grew up, shed their fluff, and grew from a small fur ball to a big one.Seeing that the weather is getting warmer, everything is about to recover, and the warm and pleasant days are coming, but the restaurant is closed for the spring break.
Xiao Cong lost his food supply in the sub-zero temperature, and the warm walls became icy cold. The last heavy snow before the Spring Festival made him completely desperate.
The author has something to say:
Although the traffic is very poor, I am still very happy today, very happy, self-excited for no reason!Babies hug and kiss fiercely, mua~~~
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