Pick up an emperor and get kidnapped

Xiaoxuanzi: Cough, cough, cough, the lighting engineer is in place, the sound engineer is in place, the cameramen are assembled, the microphones are ready, the director station is already hungry, and the host is impatient, please put the microphone on Put it in their mouths and tell your stories.Uh(⊙o⊙)... I got off track, I'm back, I'm going to have a husband and wife next time... I don't know how many questions there are.

Wei Yuxuan & Ning Jingyun: Can you throw out this idiot that has never been normal?

Xuan: No, thank you.

(Murong Lingxuan, hereinafter referred to as Xuan; Wei Yuxuan, hereinafter referred to as Wei; Ning Jingyun, hereinafter referred to as Ning.)

1. What are your names, please?

Ning: Ning Jingyun.

Wei: Wei Yuxuan, you can also call me Junbai.

(Xiao Xuanzi, with a face full of dog food, is this the first to ask you? I'm still a baby!)

2. What are the ages of the two of you?

Wei: I'm 27 now, why am I so old?

Xuan: Old you big-headed ghost!

Ning: Should I say I am 120 or [-]?

Xuan (╥﹏╥): As long as you are happy. (Can you still play happily?)

3. What are the two genders?

Ning: Male.

Wei; Male, do not accept rebuttals.

Xuan: Wei Yuxuan, you have been taken over by Er Er.

Wei: I was led astray by you rough guy, you convulsive Erha!

4. What is your personality like?

Ning: Not bad.

Wei: It's okay.

Xuan: What the hell are these?

5. The character of the other party?

Ning: Perfect.

Wei: It has to be perfect.

Xiaoxuanzi who swallowed dog food and choked: You two answer the questions in a serious manner, and then show your affection and abuse single dogs, the next chapter will torture you to death! ! ! (╥╯^╰╥)

6. When did the two meet?Where?

Ning: The underground parking lot, when I first came here.

Wei: In the dream, university.

Xuan: Wei Yuxuan, I'll beat you to death!Can you give me a good answer to the question?

Wei: You are a violent person, obviously you set it up, okay?

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Ning: She looks good and has a good heart.

Wei: Unkempt, I didn't see clearly, but I have a hunch that he is a handsome guy.The most important thing is to be in good shape...

Xuan: If I am Ning Jingyun, I will slap you to death first.

8. What do you like about each other?

Ning: I like them all.

Wei: I like them all, they are handsome, they can cook, they are gentle...

Xuan: Stop, stop, next question.

9. What do you hate about each other?

Ning: Probably not.Maybe it's the occasional tantrum.

Xuan: Are you sure you have a small temper?

Wei: Say it again! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Xiaoxuanzi who was flattened against the wall and couldn't get it off: Let's move on to the next question. (This is the ninth question! Tears streaming down my face!)

10. Do you think you have a good sex with each other?

Ning: Yes.

Wei: Very good.

Xuan: Finally, I have a question that I can answer properly.

11. How do you call each other?

Ning: Yuxuan.

Wei: Xiaojing.

Xuan: Keep this rhythm, let's move on to the next question.

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Ning: That's fine.

Wei: I'm used to it, but occasionally he jokingly calls me a lady, queen, or wife, which feels good too.

Xuan: Xiao Weizi, none of these words are suitable for you, a violent boy. (Being photographed flying and crawling back.)

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Ning: A very smart little pig that won't get fat.

Xuan: referred to as a pig.

Wei: Dragon.

Xuan: Have you ever used your rusty brain, pig^(oo)^ Ning Jingyun is the emperor, you just say dragon, if he is not, you want to say Pippi shrimp?

Ning: Pippi shrimp?

Xuan: Pippi Shrimp plays ball, check it yourself.

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Ning: I have given you a seal, but in the future, can I directly make a betrothal gift?

Xuan: Well done, applause!

Wei: Can I do it myself?

Xuan: Well done, let's applaud again!

15. So what gift do you want for yourself?

Ning: He.

Wei: He.

Xuan (picking the middle of the nose): You two discussed it in advance, right?

16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Ning: Uh, no, if you have to say something, it is to do some dangerous things without saying anything in advance.

Wei: No, thank you. Next question.

Xuan: Hurry up.

17. What is your problem?

Ning: Occasionally it's too fucked up.

Wei: Where is it?

Xuan: Put away your shy look, and answer the questions for me casually.

Wei: Getting angry with him, sometimes not trusting him.

18. What is the opponent's fault?

Ning: No.

Wei: No, thank you.

Xuan: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, these two people are simply blind.

19. What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Ning: Please see question No.16.

Wei: Not yet.

Xuan: Wei!Yu!Xuan!Don't say no more, okay?

20. What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Ning: Uh, it seems that there is no such thing at the moment.

Wei: I didn't believe him and almost killed him.

Ning: I'm not angry.

Xuan: Then do it again?Let me see if I can add it to that chapter. (Once again being photographed by Wei Yuxuan and trying to climb back.)

21. How far is your relationship?

Ning: Husband and wife.

Wei Yuxuan blushed.

Xuan: Don't pretend to be so thick-skinned, thank you.

22. Where did two people meet for the first time?

Ning: Eat and taste.

Wei: Huh?

Xuan: I remember that my setting wasn't that you fell in love with Wei Yuxuan when you were in Shiweiju, didn't you?

23. How was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Ning: Not bad.

Wei Yuxuan was rubbing the corner of his clothes.

Xuan: The clothes are going to be rubbed to pieces, only 23 questions, no rest, no change of clothes.

24. How far has it progressed?

Ning: I am a little moved.

Wei: I like it.

25. Where do you often go to date?

Ning: At home.

guard:……

Xuan: Why don't you talk about the bed?Uh, ah, bah bah bah bah, I'm still a pure baby, you guys didn't hear anything.

26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Ning: Give him presents, cook him delicious food.

Wei: Spend every birthday with him in the future.

Xuan: I'm still single, so I don't understand. (╥╯^╰╥)

27. Which party confessed first?

Ning: It's me.

Wei: He said it first.

Xuan: Xiao Weizi, it seems that you moved first, right? (￢_￢) Look at my contemptuous little eyes.

28. How much do you like each other?

Wei: hold the hand of the son, and grow old together with the son.

Ning: Life after life, I will be with you forever.

Xiao Xuanzi shook off goosebumps.

29. So, do you love each other?

Xuan: Skip this question.

30. What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Ning: Nothing.

Xuan: Your Majesty, where is your integrity?

Wei: each other each other.

Xuan: Mr. Wei, where's your backbone?

Wei: What is backbone?Can it be eaten as a meal?Can you be a gentleman?

Xuan (clasping fists): I lost.

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Unanimously: Impossible.

Xuan: I think so too.

32. Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?

Xuan: Skip, next question.

33. What if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Xuan: You two are dating at home, non-existent, skip.

34. The other party's sexy expression?

Xuan: There should be a wretched expression at this moment.

Ning: Laugh.

Wei: It's also a laugh.

Xuan: I think too much, ah, bah bah bah, did I expose something again?

35. When two people are together, when do you feel your heart beat faster?

Ning: He hugged me.

Xuan: I used to think that when you have internal strength, you will become abstinent and apathetic.

Wei: Intimate physical contact.

36. Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Ning: We are very happy to be together.

Wei: Every second with him is very happy.

Xuan:→_→I wish you happiness←_←

37. Have you ever quarreled?

Ning: Yes.

Wei Yuxuan trampled on his fingers.

38. What are the quarrels?

Wei: Being calculated by others not to believe him, suspecting that he is with someone else.My fault.

Xuan: If you know a mistake, correct it. There is nothing good about it.Or in the next chapter, I will let Ning Jingyun misunderstand you, and then the two of you will even out. (Once again, I was slapped flat on the wall and couldn't get it off.)

39. How to reconcile afterwards?

Ning: Once you figure it out, you can make up.

Wei: I know I was wrong, and he forgives me.

40. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Xuan: You two should not be regarded as reincarnation, let's talk about it later.

Ning: Life after life.

Wei: Never give up.

Xuan: Please don't follow the literary style casually.

41. When will you feel loved?

Ning: All the time.

Guardian: All

Xuan: Get lost, you two! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

42. How do you express your love?

Ning: Companionship, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.

Xuan: Envious face.

Wei: Get out and play (ノ｀⊿′)ノ

43. When will you feel "he doesn't love me anymore"?

Xuan: Skip, I don't want to hear nonsense from you two.

44. ​​What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Ning: Dandelion, because he likes it.

Xuan: The flower language of dandelion is unstoppable love, are you sure?

Ning: He likes it.

Wei: Bamboo.

Xuan: Dear, it's flowers. -_-!!!

Wei: Peony, noble, orchid or lotus, tall and bright, or plum blossom.

45. Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Ning: No.

Wei: No.

46. Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Ning: No.

Wei: No.

Xuan: Xiao Weizi, you can have it.

Wei: No, thank you, no rebuttals are accepted.

Xuan: I don't understand the world of tall, rich and handsome people with good looks and strength.

47. Is the relationship between the two now open or secret?

Ning: For the time being, it is considered semi-public, only relatives and close friends know about it, but no one knows about our marriage.It will be made public in the future, and this matter cannot be rushed.

Xuan: You are the hero, you have the final say.

48. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Ning: Yes.

Wei: nonsense

Xuan: The following are unsuitable questions for children.

49. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Ning: Attack.

Wei: Meow~

Xuan: Don't take my lines, answer your own questions.

50. Why did you make such a decision?

rather:……

Wei: Ask that convulsive second-rate author.

Xuan: What's the matter with me?

51. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Ning: Yes.

Wei: I don't mind being happier.

Xuan: The next chapter will be abused, thank you, I don’t accept protests, I don’t accept rebuttals.

Xuan: Skip all the remaining questions about H. Please close the doors and windows and draw the curtains to solve it yourself.I am a pure baby. (I won't say that I'm lazy and don't want to talk or type anymore.)

rather:……

Wei: I'll beat you to death with a single hammer! (╰_╯)#

Xuan: Finally, please say something to your lover.

Wei: hold the hand of the son, and grow old together with the son.

Ning: Life after life, I will be with you forever.

Xuan: Will you die if you change the lines? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Holding the hand of the son, I knew that the son was ugly, burst into tears, heartbroken, if the son does not leave, then I will go!

Wei: We are four sentences.

Xuan: Hold the hand of the son, only to know that the son is ugly, tears streaming down the face, if the son does not go, I will go.

Wei: Pay attention to the confrontation.

Xuan: Get lost! (╯>д<)╯

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