Daily life with uncle

Just pretend to be miserable, she is very soft-hearted, with a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, you are so kind, she will definitely like you.My dad is a nice guy, besides my mom and I like books best, you can chat with him, he will have nothing to say.In short, as long as I like it, my parents will definitely like it.I like you so much, they will definitely not reject you. "

"See if you can. Don't slap your face when the time comes."

"Don't you feel sorry for your husband being slapped in the face?"

"It hurts whoever hits, anyway, I don't hurt."

"Heartache!"

"I don't want to be poor with you. By the way, let's go buy some gifts for your parents in the afternoon."

I hugged him tightly, and said happily: "My wife is really virtuous, and I am lucky to have three lives. What?"

Ziqing laughed muffledly in my arms: "Well, those who are lucky, go to sleep, okay too."

"Pop" I got an arrow in my heart - hot and sweet juice flowed out of it, and the sweet smell permeated the whole sunny morning.

Small story

I'm going to share something that really highlights my great IQ.

After being with Ziqing, I really want to tell others that I am in a relationship!Had sex with Ziqing!Not a virgin anymore!But I can't just pull someone and tell them that I have a partner, right? It's still such an unusual partner.People will think I'm crazy.

But I was so overwhelmed that I called Qiao Yu three times a day and told him that I had a date.

the first time:

"Hello, Yu'er."

"Lin Shu?"

"Well, I want to tell you a happy event: Ziqing and I are together! Be surprised, be amazing, be envious."

"Congratulations, you are amazing, you picked Lin Ziqing, the flower of Gaoling."

"Haha, I'll treat you to a wedding wine when you get married."

"Marriage? You think too early, do uncles and aunts know?"

"I'll know. I said you keep bringing up things that make me unhappy all day. Did something bad happen to you?" I knew something was wrong when I heard his voice. Usually he doesn't have to scream to death, but today it's so normal Simply abnormal.

"No, it's fine."

"Okay, I'm fine, I just want to tell you that I have a partner hahaha."

"Go away."

the second time:

"Hello, Qiao Yu."

"what happened again?"

"I'm going to die."

"Aren't you doing well in the morning? What's the matter now, are you arguing?"

"No, I'm going to die of joy hahaha, I can't help myself to tell you again that I'm in love!"

"goodbye!"

the third time:

"Hello, Xiao Yuyu."

"If you don't have any more serious business, we will break up our friendship."

"Oh, don't be so fierce! Of course a serious person like me has serious things."

"Then... what's the matter with you?"

"Where do you think Ziqing and I are going on our honeymoon hahaha."

"Patta" the phone hung up, I touched my nose, hey, I couldn't help being funny.

Ah——I really want to tell, tell, heaven, hell.

How to do it?Finally I figured out a way.

One day I was explaining things to my assistant, when the phone rang.

"Answer the phone".This is Ziqing's voice.

The assistant's expression was indescribable. She glanced at me and carefully reminded me: "Boss, the call is coming."

I checked that it wasn't Ziqing calling, and said calmly, "I'll pick it up later."

The phone is still ringing.

"Why aren't you answering the phone?"

"Are you in a bad mood?"

"Yes, say it."

"Quickly answer the phone! I'm going to be mad!"

……

"I'm not really angry, you answer the phone, I miss you."

"I love you so much."

Then the phone started to ring repeatedly, the assistant girl was dumbfounded, and I smiled smugly...

Someone asked me if Ziqing recorded it.of course not!How could Ziqing be so shy to record such a shameful thing.I induced him to say every sentence, and recorded it without his knowledge.

For example, the most difficult last sentence "I love you" is said in this situation:

One sunny afternoon, I went to pick up Ziqing from get off work. Before he came out, I adjusted my expression to make myself look a little unhappy, and turned on the tape recorder to prepare for the recording.

"Have you encountered any unpleasant things today?"

"Well... there is a client who is particularly difficult and deliberately makes things difficult."

Ziqing looked at me distressedly, "Why don't you stop doing business with him?" Of course Ziqing knew that Party B's company couldn't just turn down the business, but when he saw that I was unhappy, he softly ignored everything.

"No, this client is quite big, so I can't refuse it casually."

"Then... what should I do?" Ziqing was puzzled.

"Why don't you say 'I love you' to soothe my wounded heart."

Hearing my words, Ziqing looked at me suspiciously, I pretended to be calm, and looked at him with innocent eyes, "Say it quickly, I'm so sad."

"Okay, 'I love you so much'."

"Me too." I quickly kissed him on the cheek, haha, success!

In this way, it took me a month to record more than a minute of audio, and I immediately cut it and used it as a mobile phone ringtone.Every day in front of others, I pretend to be calm and wait until the ringtone is about to end before answering the phone, and I can always receive surprised looks from others.They are all jealous!

Qiao Yu scolded me heartbroken: "Look at your little bastard, you're worthless!"

I am happy, he must be jealous too!Jealous of my wife's beauty, jealous of my happiness, my sweet life!

Of course, I dare not let Ziqing hear it.I set my phone to vibrate at home to prevent Ziqing from hearing me making trouble with me.

However, one day I was so tired that I forgot to adjust the vibration!

When the phone rings, I even want to die!

Hearing the first sentence, Ziqing was puzzled at first, and then froze. I hurried to press it, but he held me back, and said in a hard voice: "Listen."

It made me break out in a cold sweat.

"I love you." As soon as he fell, he seemed to remember what happened that afternoon, and sneered: "You are amazing."

"Haha...ha...not great, not great."

"Since you like this ringtone so much, sleep with it at night."

……

At night, I hugged my pillow and cried at the door of the bedroom—Ziqing locked the door.

I tapped on the door: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, let me in."

no response.

"Daughter-in-law, I will change it immediately, please forgive me."

no response.

"Then I'll sleep at the door, I'll catch a cold when it's so cold." Ziqing's heart softened the most, he couldn't sit still when he heard me say that.

no response.Tsk, my face hurts.

……

In the end, I felt aggrieved and nestled at the door of the bedroom and made the floor, the floor was so hard...

In the middle of the night, Ziqing suddenly opened the door, kicked me on the ground, and whispered, "Come in and sleep."

As soon as I got up and hugged Ziqing, I whispered in his ear: "I knew you couldn't bear me."

"Who made you do stupid things all the time."

"What a stupid thing, I just want to tell people that I'm with you."

"Well... well, but you can't use that ringtone anymore, it's too embarrassing."

"Okay, but I want to ask for benefits."

"what?"

"It's just..." I picked up Ziqing's leg and hugged it, and he hugged my neck with a cry of surprise.

I carried Ziqing into the bedroom, and kicked the door shut with a "bang"—a secret in the room that cannot be disclosed.

The awakened cat: "Meow~"

As for Ziqing’s recordings, they were placed in a folder called “Love You, Me, Me” on my computer.

Baozi Chapter Part2

Keke back to the topic.

In the afternoon Ziqing took me to the mall and said he wanted to buy gifts for my parents.

Me: "You don't need to buy too expensive ones, just buy some of the old lady's."

Ziqing: "Does your mother know that his son is talking about him outside?"

Me: "Hahahaha... I don't know. I'm afraid that you will spend money, our family Ziqing has worked so hard."

Ziqing: "It's better to be more serious when you come to the door for the first time, so that your parents have a good impression of me."

I whispered, "No matter what you buy to kidnap someone's son, you won't have a good impression."

Ziqing glared at me, turned her head and entered the mall.

I rubbed my nose, hey, a wife who is too virtuous is also a sweet burden.

……

Ziqing went into a platinum store.I don’t know if it’s my illusion, but when we entered the store, the eyes of the little saleswoman lit up. Could it be that I’m so handsome?

Later, I found out that the little girl may have a strange attribute. She always wanted to recommend bracelets and rings for couples to us.Miss, did you ignore what my daughter-in-law said?

But I actually saw a pair of stud earrings that were really good. When I saw them, I thought of Ziqing. The luster is cold, low-key and restrained.

I took Ziqing's arm and put it close to his ear and said, "Let's go get our ears pierced, one for each of us."

He was surprised: "Why did you suddenly think of this?"

"I think this suits you very well." I said, pointing to the pair of earrings.

He looked at it and said cheerfully, "Okay, when do you want it? This afternoon?"

This time it was my turn to be surprised: "You agreed? Don't you feel like a mother?"

"No, as long as you are happy." He smiled sweetly at me after he finished speaking.A burst of crit.

Sweet, sweet, ground, laugh, up, one, down.

What should I do? I want to kiss him!

Thinking about it, I kissed him on the cheek with a "slap", Ziqing was startled, and angrily elbowed me.

Me: I laughed silly.

Ziqing: I really don't see it.Too stupid.

I caught sight of the salesperson covering her chest with a blushing face, looking like she was about to faint.

I raised my eyebrows: "Wrap up these earrings."

……

It may be that the aura of love is too strong. When we bought gifts and went to get our ears pierced, the master was a young and cold man.