Daily life with uncle

"Daily Life with Uncle" Author: Xiaomengmeng is Xiaotiantian

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The daily routine of sprinkling dog food on a regular basis

"Uncle" came to an end, 484 was very pleasantly surprised!

But I haven't written The Seven Year Itch, I haven't written the real little buns, I haven't written the contradictions of life, etc., etc.

So I started "Uncle 2" after a while.

Candy Part1

My name is Lin Shu, I'm 25 years old, and I'm the president of XXX advertising company. It's the company, plus I don't have more than ten people.

My wife, Lin Ziqing, 32 years old, is a real beauty, the sales director of XXX company, a national chain company of real sanitary napkins, their company has at least a few thousand people.You read that right, it's "he".My wife is a man, but actually he won't let me call him his wife.He said that he is my husband, and I can do whatever I want, who told me to love him, who asked me to spoil him, who asked me to be on top.

Oh, what a sweet sadness.

Although my wife is only seven years older than me, I always call him Uncle, which is a love between us.Especially when doing something embarrassing, when the uncle hears me calling him like this, he always feels extra tight, shrinks back, closes his eyes and dare not look at me, his face is flushed, but his legs are still firmly clamped between mine. At the waist, if I stop, it will signal me to move.I really love the shy uncle, how can he be so cute.

But the uncle has a shortcoming: toughness.

For example, he likes to eat candy, and he likes to eat all kinds of candy.There are marshmallows, crispy candies, and toffees on the table in the living room; there are malt candies, coconut candies, and peanut candies in the cabinet; There are popping candies in the cracks of the sofa, which is convenient for him to stimulate his tongue when he gets high while watching TV.

Every time his seven-year-old nephew came, he had to put away all the candies in the house. In his own words, once the little boy came, he would run out of rations for a week.

But in fact, he doesn't need to charge it, because I regularly replenish the sugar at home every time.

When we first got married and lived together, every once in a while he would quarrel with me, or for no reason, and I would coax him, and he would let me go to the supermarket with him, and I would be happy when I bought candy.Then a few times down, I got angry.Clay figurines also need to have a three-point temper, not to mention that I am always launched into wars for no reason.

When he ignored me again, I said to him blankly: "Why do you always do this, do you not want to live with me?"

He was stunned, his face was covered with injuries, his mouth was slightly opened, and his eyes were filled with water vapor after a while. I told myself that I must be tense, and I must ask clearly for future happiness.But as soon as I saw the uncle's expression, I immediately became discouraged, and went up to hug him: "I'll live with you, don't cry, you can say anything, but you always neglect me for no reason, I, I, I feel bad! Why don't you hit me." As I said that, I took his hand and hit me on the face.

He burst into tears and laughed: "Are you stupid, whoever hits you will dirty my hands."

Hey, I knew my wife was not willing to beat me.

Then I hugged him and said in a low voice: "Then why are you so angry all the time? Just tell me if you're not happy, and I'll change it!"

He was silent for a long time, and finally looked at the mouth, his face was still blushing with embarrassment: "Why are you so blank, my candy is almost finished, and you don't buy it for me, you always ask me to remind you. Go. Don't you care about me?"

I turned my head to look at the candy box on the table in the living room, and it was almost gone. It turned out that every time my wife and I had a cold war, they wanted me to take the initiative to buy candy, which showed that I cared about him all the time.I am so stupid.

I quickly kissed his mouth and said: "I am stupid, I am stupid, next time I must do logistics work for the organization."

He pulled my neck to deepen the kiss, and he was out of breath after a while. I picked him up and wanted to go to the bedroom, but he leaned into my ear and said, "I want to buy candy." I couldn't, so I had to calm myself down. I want to get it back tonight.

His wife thought I didn't see him secretly smirking, I thought he was so hot and cute! ! !

Then we sweetly went to the supermarket to buy sugar together.

……

In the next few years, I will buy sugar, the frequency is about once every two weeks. When I go home, I always check to see if there is any sugar.Sure enough, my wife didn't have any troubles for no reason.One thing is that my wife eats too many types of sugar, and she has requirements for brands. One supermarket can’t buy all of them, and she has to go to several stores. He doesn’t want to buy them online, saying that the taste is not right.I don't think it's troublesome. I feel very satisfied when I see him eating happily every day.

Another time when his little nephew was coming, he hurriedly put away the candy, and I saw that he was sweating, so I said: It’s okay, Lele eats it, and I’ll buy it for you after eating. "Who knew he waited for me to collect the candies, I rubbed my nose and didn't dare to talk, no one can snatch my wife's candies.

When we were having sex at night, the uncle suddenly put his arms around my neck, buried his head in the socket of my neck, and whispered: "I didn't feel sorry for my sugar this morning, I just thought it was hard for you to go to several supermarkets, you do not be angry."

I was shocked, feeling the heat in my eye sockets, I quickly lowered my head to look for his lips, and stuck my tongue into his mouth, writhing, it was sweet.

Candy Part2

Speaking of love to eat sweets, my wife has three particularly cute habits.

The first habit is that he not only wants to eat candy at home, but also wants to eat candy in the company.

Can you imagine?Your strict and abstinent cold-faced boss likes to secretly eat white rabbit toffee in his office when no one is around.Every time I think of this, my liver trembles from being so cute, I wish I could run to my wife and kiss him eight hundred times.

The second habit is that he likes to put candies in his pocket. No matter whether he is wearing a suit or casual clothes that day, he likes to put lollipops, popping candies and white rabbit toffee in his pockets (these three must, Others depend on mood).Before going to work in the morning, I touched his trouser pocket next to him, knowingly asking: "Hey, what is it full of in the pocket?" I smiled and kissed him, his mouth was so sweet, no amount of kissing was enough.Oops, my wife is so sweet! ! !Once at noon, I had time to make a love bento and delivered it to my wife's company, because I have been there many times, and the little girl at the front desk already knew me, so I went all the way into my wife's office, and he saw that it was me. Surprised, he took the initiative to hug me and kiss me, and licked my lips mischievously, well, it smelled like white rabbit toffee.I fumbled on him while he was eating. I wanted to take the opportunity to eat tofu, but after fumbling around, I found half a table of candy. He looked at me innocently: "I'm too busy this morning to eat."… …

The third habit is that my wife always collects the candy wrappers of the candies I have eaten. We have a bookcase in our house for candy wrappers. There are daily candy wrappers in it, special candy wrappers bought from various places when traveling, and he designed it himself on a whim. Every time I see this bookcase, I feel that there is a little prince living in my wife's heart.After we got married, my wife gave me the privilege of putting candy wrappers in different categories. Look, how much he loves me! …In fact, it was because I undertook the job of washing clothes. Every day, I dug out from his changed clothes, took out a pile of eaten candy wrappers, and then pressed them out and put them on the bookcase.

No, my wife is too cute, I'm going to sleep with him!

Candy Part3

When I talk about uncle, I like to digress. Originally, I wanted to say that uncle likes to stand up in front of me.

He thinks that since he is older than me, he should take care of me. On the surface, he doesn't like to be taken care of (God knows I will take care of him after marriage).

Something happened last month that left me dumbfounded.

In those two days, the uncle suddenly became quiet. You must know that although he has a cold image in the company, he has always been a cookie at home (of course he feels that he is tall and tall and supports the sky at home), but I didn't take it seriously either.

What's more, he went home after get off work and went to the study after dinner. For several days, he usually occupied the sofa, ate popping candies and watched TV! ! !I asked him, and he calmly told me that the company needed to work overtime. I was a little suspicious, but his attitude was very natural, so I believed him.

The point is that the frequency with which we kiss and have sex has plummeted!We have always arranged once or twice on weekdays and weekend indulgences. That week uncle not only rejected my hints on weekdays, but even said that he was too tired to do it on weekends. I was a little disappointed, but when I heard that my wife was tired, I immediately let go He had a good rest and made various nourishing soups to nourish him.

I originally thought about not having sex and kissing the head office, but my wife didn't even want to kiss me anymore. He used to love kissing me, and he licked me like a kitten, but now my wife refused me !My God, I feel a crisis. Could it be that a wild man seduced the uncle?It shouldn't be. Uncle loves me to the point of death. He still feels very dependent on me. So what's the problem?

The most important thing is that my wife doesn't eat sugar anymore, and she also eats less food.The candy box that used to be replenished every two weeks hasn't dropped much in a week, which is really weird, I need to talk to him.

I got off work early that day, and when I got home, I sat on the sofa and waited for my uncle to come home.

During the waiting process, I thought of various reasons for the uncle, and while thinking about it, I gave myself psychological training, why must I be considerate of the uncle, must control my temper, people will make mistakes, and so on.

When the uncle arrived home, I was ready to fight. Even if the uncle has someone else, as long as he is willing to turn around, I will forgive him.Uncle was surprised to see me at home