House thief is hard to guard

Miao Yuan woke up a little earlier than Bai Hong expected.

In Xu Tingling's sleep, he felt as if he was being weighed down by some heavy object. When he opened his eyes, Miao Yuan was lying on his chest, and the light in his eyes flickered in the darkness.

Xu Tingling: "..."

He turned on the bedside lamp and saw that it was three o'clock again.

He narrowed his eyes and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Hungry." Miao Yuan said quietly.

Xu Tingling had no choice but to get up and give Miao Yuan hot takeaway.

Miao Yuan sat at the table with her head resting on the chopsticks, waiting for Xu Tingling to bring out the rice.

Xu Tingling brought out the hot meal and handed it to him, and Miao Yuan ate it in small bites.He sat opposite Miao Yuan and sighed.

"I have to go to work tomorrow."

Miao Yuan raised her head in surprise when she heard the words, a little innocent.

When I woke up, I only cared about being hungry, and forgot about it.

Xu Tingling said again: "You have woken me up in the middle of the night for two consecutive days."

Miao Yuan stopped eating, not knowing what to say.

"I……"

"It's okay, eat and eat." Xu Tingling signaled him to continue eating, and waited until he started eating again before continuing: "It's just these two times, it won't work next time."

Miao Yuan nodded quickly.

Xu Tingling said softly: "In the future, I will only get up in the middle of the night to warm my baby."

"Would you like to be my bed warmer?"

Miao Yuan nodded while chewing: "Okay."

I'm not doing this.

Hearing this, Xu Tingling smiled softly, "It's okay, you don't need to answer me in a hurry."

Miao Yuan looked at him suspiciously.

Since you are not in a hurry to answer, then why are you asking in the middle of the night.

Xu Tingling: I feel tired.

Xu Tingling: My future partner still can't understand what I'm talking about.

After eating and drinking, Miao Yuan and Xu Tingling went to bed again.

Miao Yuan squeezed into Xu Tingling's arms and asked him, "Is it this warm?"

"No," Xu Tingling put his arms around him: "Sleep."

oh.Miao Yuan obediently closed her eyes.

Before Miao Yuan woke up the next day, Xu Tingling had already gone to work.When Miao Yuan woke up, she only saw Bai Hong and an empty dining table.

Ok?

He turned his head and asked Bai Hong, "Did you eat my breakfast?"

"What to eat," Bai Hong snorted, "I told Xiao Ling not to make it, and my brother will cook a big meal for you himself."

Miao Yuan hesitated for two seconds, then went to find food in the refrigerator.

Bai Hong: "..."

Bai Hong: "Do you not believe me?"

Miao Yuan: "Yes."

Bai Hong: "..."

Oh.

He jumped off the sofa and ran to the kitchen to stop Miao Yuan's movements, "Don't, really, trust me this time."

Miao Yuan, who was forcibly stopped, had to wait for him to toss, and sat at the dining table to send a message to Xu Tingling.

[Miao: Dad. 】

【Miao: Brother Hong wants to poison me to death while you are away. 】

Xu Tingling couldn't laugh or cry when he saw the news.

【Father: What happened to you? 】

【Father: I said I want to make you breakfast. 】

[Miao: Yes. 】

【Miao: I'm so scared, you won't be able to see me when you come back later. 】

【Father: Be good, don't talk nonsense. 】

【Father: If it’s really not possible, don’t eat it, order takeaway. 】

When Bai Hong came out with a plate of unknown items, Miao Yuan silently grabbed the phone.

Bai Hong was complacent: "Try it quickly."

Holding the chopsticks, Miao Yuan hesitated.

What the hell is this? It's colorful, is it really food?

Seeing that Miao Yuan was still refusing to put down his chopsticks, Bai Hong simply took a spoonful and fed it directly into his mouth.

Miao Yuan: "..."

He chewed it slowly, and the taste turned out to be pretty good.

Seeing that his expression was quite bright, Bai Hong asked, "How's it going, isn't it good?"

Um.Miao Yuan nodded and picked up a chopstick herself.

Bai Hong showed him the phone screen: "I learned from this, and I can't make mistakes."

Miao Yuan: "..."

Are you sure these are the same thing?

He looked at Bai Hong sadly.

Bai Hong took a spoonful himself, and said vaguely, "Hey, don't worry about it so much, as long as it's delicious."

Ok.

While eating, Miao Yuan suddenly remembered: "That's right."

"what happened?"

Miao Yuan: "Yesterday Dad asked me to warm his bed."

Bai Hong was choked, and almost couldn't hold back the contents of his mouth, "Did he really say that?"

Miao Yuan said, "That's right."

Bai Hong was very interested: "And then, did you agree?"

Miao Yuan nodded: "I agreed, but he told me not to answer in a hurry." Then he complained a little, "What are you asking in the middle of the night when you are not in a hurry to answer, really."

Bai Hong glanced at Miao Yuan and felt that it was necessary for him to teach him a lesson.

If it continues like this, Xiao Ling's future is not very clear.

He cleared his throat: "Do you know what he's talking about?"

Miao Yuan looked at him inexplicably: "I know, to warm the bed." There is nothing I don't know about this.

Bai Hong said, "No, do you know what warming the bed means?"

Miao Yuan nodded: "Yes."

Bai Hong felt that what he understood must be different from what Xu Tingling said.

"You're like this," Bai Hong thought for a while, "you're going to finish eating soon, we'll talk after we're done."

oh.Miao Yuan continued to scoop up a few spoonfuls, but stopped eating.

Bai Hong and Miao Yuan sat cross-legged on the sofa facing each other, with serious expressions on their expressions.

Miao Yuan asked: "What do you want to say?"

Bai Hong: "Why don't we talk about your relationship problems."

Miao Yuan: "Oh."

Bai Hong secretly reminded him: "You should ask, 'What's the relationship problem?'"

Miao Yuan: "..."

Miao Yuan: "What relationship problem?"

Bai Hong: "For example, your relationship with Xiao Ling."

Miao Yuan: "He is my father."

Bai Hong: "..."

Bai Hong: "Don't talk."

Oh.

Bai Hong continued: "You regard Xiao Ling as a father, do you think Xiao Ling regards you as a son?"

Miao Yuan opened her eyes wide, didn't she?

Bai Hong tried to persuade: "Aside from a son, what else can you be him?"

Miao Yuan thought for a while: "Baby warming the bed."

Bai Hong: "..."

Bai Hong: "Yes."

Miao Yuan leaned back on the sofa and said disgustedly, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Don't worry.Bai Hong pulled him up: "Listen to me first."

"Okay," Miao Yuan could only sit up straight again: "What do you want to say?"

"Exactly," Bai Hong considered the words, "it means bed warming baby."

Without even thinking about it, Miao Yuan said, "Just lie in and warm his bed."

"Yes." Bai Hong said approvingly, "Then who can be a bed warmer?"

Miao Yuan: "Son."

Bai Hong: "..."

so tired.

What's the use of talking to someone who can't turn his head around.

"No," Bai Hong still tried to turn his mind around: "Except for the son?"

Miao Yuan pondered for a long time: "...Dad?"

Bai Hong: "..."

Bai Hong: "No!"

He fell headfirst on the sofa, howled and rolled a few times, then scratched his hair and sat up again: "Let's just say it directly, generally the one who warms the bed is not the son, but the daughter-in-law."

Miao Yuan nodded: "Oh."

After a few seconds, he suddenly realized: "You mean my father wants me to be his wife?"

Bai Hong let out a long breath: "Yes."

Miao Yuan thought for a while: "Then I am my stepmother."

Bai Hong: "..."

Damn, Xu Tingling, do your best.

Don't do it, daddy!

Bai Hong really wants to fight Miao Yuan now.

But he held back.

Bai Hong clenched his fists and took a few deep breaths, and said kindly, "Now start to forget that he is your father, okay?"

Miao Yuan blinked: "But he is..."

Bai Hong finally broke out: "It's what it is! When did he become your father! I threw you to him to raise you and let you call you Brother Xiaoling! Brother, brother! He took advantage of you and asked you to call him Daddy. Thought he was your father??? Called brother!"

Miao Yuan: "..."

Miao Yuan shrank back: "Oh, it's not dad, it's brother."

Bai Hong: "So brother Xiaoling wants to be a couple with you now, are you willing?"

Miao Yuan replied without thinking: "Yes."

Bai Hong: "..."

You agreed so casually, which makes me feel very unreliable.

"Couple, do you know what a couple means?"

Miao Yuan nodded: "I know, just like parents, living together and having children... having children???"

Bai Hong waved his hand: "No, you don't need to have a baby."

Miao Yuan breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good."

Bai Hong: "Do you like Xiao Ling?"

Miao Yuan: "I like it."

Bai Hong asked again: "I want to give birth to him... No, is it the kind of love that I want to fall in love with him?"

Miao Yuan frowned: "I don't know. What kind of love do you want to fall in love with?"

Bai Hong thought for a while: "That's it, you wait." After speaking, he took out his phone and searched.

He handed the phone to Miao Yuan, "Look."

On the screen is a clip of an idol drama. The hero and heroine look at the stars and the moon together, talk about love, and kiss each other.

Bai Hong: "Would it be awkward for you to substitute the two of them into you and Xiao Ling?"

"Oh, probably not." Bai Hong looked at Miao Yuan's face that was so red that it suddenly exploded, and said.

So next, Bai Hong and Miao Yuanwo watched a romantic drama together for a day.

Miao Yuan: The door to a new world has opened.

Bai Hong looked at the time, Xu Tingling was coming back soon, he told Miao Yuan: "Remember what I taught you, do it later."

Miao Yuan stared at the TV intently, pretending that she didn't hear anything.

When Xu Tingling came home, she saw Miao Yuan watching TV intently with red ears.

"Xiao Ling, you're back," Bai Hong poked Miao Yuan, "Quick, say hello."

Miao Yuan turned her head to look at Xu Tingling, her cheeks were flushed, "Old, old, old——"

Xu Tingling: "..."

He was puzzled: "What are you stuttering?" He looked at Bai Yan next to him who hated iron and steel, and in a flash, he understood what he wanted to do in an instant.

Suddenly, I felt like punching someone.

Xu Tingling touched Miao Yuan's head: "Good boy." After speaking, he dragged Bai Hong's collar into the bedroom: "Get out of here, old man."

Bai Hong was unhappy: "What happened to me?"

Xu Tingling closed the door and looked at him with crossed arms: "What have you taught Miao Miao?"

Bai Hong protested: "What do you mean I teach indiscriminately, I am helping you."

"What's the trouble?" Xu Tingling scratched his hair irritably.

Bai Hong: "What's wrong with me? You even said 'bed warmer baby' and still think I'm making trouble?"

Xu Tingling: "..."

Didn't I just say it because he didn't understand.

"What are you talking about?" Bai Hong hooked his shoulders, "You just have to take him down when he doesn't understand anything, teach him slowly, you'll understand after you teach, what are you procrastinating for? Expect to wait until one day he suddenly wakes up and understands everything? Don’t let others take the lead, you won’t even have time to cry. Why is this kind of thing that can be resolved internally so complicated?”

Xu Tingling: "..."

Xu Tingling: "I still think it should be done step by step."

Bai Hong was aggressive: "Have you entered yet?"

Xu Tingling: "..."

I think there is.

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