House thief is hard to guard

Xu Tingling was in a complicated mood: "Who gave you your name?"

"Name?" Miao Yuan thought for a while, "It should be me. I heard that when I was born, my dad stuffed me with a dictionary, and when I turned to the page, I got my name."

Xu Tingling: "..."

Miao Yuan asked him, "What's wrong with the name?"

"Very good, very good." Sure enough, it was my own father.Xu Tingling sighed.

Miao Yuan turned her head, opened her mouth and yawned slightly.

Seeing this, Xu Tingling pulled him up from the sofa and led him into the bathroom: "Can you take a bath?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Miao Yuan said with a bit of disgust in her tone, "It's not a three-year-old."

Xu Tingling: "..."

It has nothing to do with age.

Who knows how your chickens take a bath.

Xu Tingling couldn't help worrying: "Do you know how to use everything in the bathroom?"

Miao Yuan nodded resolutely: "I really will."

"Okay then," Xu Tingling walked out the door with a little hesitation: "I'll get you a toothbrush and a towel. If you have any questions, just ask me, and treat it as your own home."

"That, Brother Xiaoling." Miao Yuan called him to stop.

"What's your name, Brother Xiaoling?" Xu Tingling corrected him, "I said it was Dad."

"Okay, Dad." Miao Yuan pursed her lips, "Is there a little yellow chicken?"

Xu Tingling: "..."

This really doesn't exist.

Miao Yuan looked at him expectantly.

Xu Tingling quickly turned around and went out to close the door for him, and said outside the door: "Don't ask for so much tonight, just wash and wash as you like. If you need anything, you can buy it tomorrow."

"Okay." Miao Yuan puffed her cheeks and carefully took off the sweater.

The sound of water soon rang out. Xu Tingling took a new toothbrush, searched through boxes and cabinets for a long time but couldn't find a new bath towel, so he had to take out a clean one.

He heard the sound of the water stop before he picked up his toothbrush and bath towel and knocked on the bathroom door.

Miao Yuan opened the door a little, and poked out a wet head.

Xu Tingling handed him what was in his hand.

"Thank you, Dad." Miao Yuan stretched out a thin white arm to take the thing, Xu Tingling looked away.

It's so white.

Miao Yuan closed the door, and Xu Tingling leaned against the door. Before he could stand up straight, Miao Yuan suddenly opened the door again, which startled Xu Tingling.

"what happened again?"

Miao Yuan looked at him, her big watery eyes looked very innocent: "I have no clothes."

Xu Tingling: "..."

He also forgot about it.

He scratched his hair, turned and walked to the bedroom: "Wait a minute, I'll look for it."

Xu Tingling rummaged through the closet, but couldn't find Miao Yuan wearing suitable clothes, so he could only pick out a T-shirt and a pair of sweatpants to use as pajamas for him.

After a while, Miao Yuan came out with her clothes on, and she really looked like a child who was wearing an adult's clothes.

Fortunately, the guest room didn't need to be tidied up. Before this room, Bai Hong would stay here from time to time, so it seemed a little popular.

Or... a bit of a monster.

Now this place is really a monster's den.Xu Tingling sighed.

Xu Tingling beckoned Miao Yuan to come in, and she took a new bed sheet for him to spread. Miao Yuan stood beside her with her head tilted and looked at it for a while, and then ran out quickly, holding his sweater when she came back.

Xu Tingling turned his head and saw that he carefully took out three snow-white eggs from the pocket of the sweater, and asked him casually: "What are these? Is it the protective shell you used when you turned into a prototype?"

"No." Miao Yuan shook her head, "This is my son."

Xu Tingling: "..."

He stopped what he was doing, straightened up and looked at Miao Yuan.

"What did you say?" You say it again, I suspect I am hallucinating.

"Here," Miao Yuan held the egg in her palm and showed it to him: "My son."

Xu Tingling feels that this world is really fantastic.

He looked at Miao Yuan incredulously: "How old are you? Where did this son come from?"

"Actually, I'm 36 this year." Miao Yuan obviously took his words as interrogative sentences, and answered very sincerely.

Xu Tingling: "..."

He looked at the boy who was still looking up at him, and felt that this world was a little more fantastic than he thought.

"What about the son, where did the son come from?"

This is another long story.

When Miao Yuan ran down the mountain a few weeks ago, she passed a monster village on the way, and met a little chicken demon. She invited Miao Yuan to play in their village, and Miao Yuan happily went there. Had some wine.

"Wait," Xu Tingling interrupted him: "Are you still drinking?"

"That's right." Miao Yuan nodded, "I brought a bottle of the cocktail my dad made when I was running, and we shared it when we were happy."

Xu Tingling couldn't help imagining the scene of a group of minors gathering to drink heavily.

Miao Yuan couldn't tell the story after that, but when he woke up the next morning, the little chicken demon who invited him came to him with these eggs in his arms, and told him that this was his son, so that He must take good care of it and hatch it safely.He didn't remember anything about what happened the day before, so he accepted it in a daze.

Xu Tingling: "..."

Such a familiar story.

You have been forcibly touched, young man.Xu Tingling looked at Miao Yuan with a bit of sympathy, and then he thought about how cute the scene of a young boy hatching an egg was, so he said: "Then be careful not to touch it, your baby must be very cute when it is born." of."

Miao Yuan nodded, put the egg gently on the table, then turned to Xu Tingling and asked, "Have you ever hatched an egg?"

Xu Tingling: "Huh?"

"Oh no," Miao Yuan said, "I mean, have you ever had a child?"

Xu Tingling helplessly stopped what he was doing, "I don't even have a little yellow chicken, do you think I look like someone with children?"

"That's right," Miao Yuan turned her head and fiddled with the eggs one after another. After a while, she realized that she turned around and asked Xu Tingling, "Are you saying I look like a child?"

Xu Tingling raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you?"

Miao Yuan protested: "I'm not! I'm already 36!"

Xu Tingling looked him up and down, "Well, I can't tell, you take good care of yourself, and you should be asked to advertise Tongyan products."

Miao Yuan sighed leisurely, and squatted down with one hand on her chin: "I don't want to either! If my dad hadn't kept beating me, I wouldn't have slept for so many years, and I wouldn't have delayed my cultivation!"

Xu Tingling paused, "Your father beat you?"

"That's right!" Miao Yuan couldn't help raising her volume, "I wanted to chat with him when I was awake, but he always thought I was noisy, so he just knocked me out, and didn't pay attention, causing me to have to sleep as soon as I fell asleep." Sleeping for several years!" Miao Yuan looked down at her thin arms and legs, and muttered: "So this time I woke up and practiced with a suffocated breath, and when I looked like this, I went to fight with him."

As expected of a dear father.Xu Tingling was curious: "And then? Did you win?"

"No." Miao Yuan sighed, "That's why I ran out."

Xu Tingling: "..."

It seems that he still took in a minor who ran away from home.

"Okay," Xu Tingling patted the quilt, "come to sleep, kid."

"I told you I'm not young anymore!" Miao Yuan got into the bed with the egg in her arms, and put the egg next to the pillow.He wrapped the quilt tightly, only showing a small face.

Xu Tingling touched his hair: "Miao Miao good night."

"Good night, Dad." Miao Yuan yawned after finishing speaking.

Xu Tingling turned off the light and closed the door for him.

When Xu Tingling took a shower and went to bed, he realized how ridiculous his day was.

First of all, he was called out by a phone call from Bai Hong, and met a little monster with the appearance of a minor, and then he was fooled into taking a child home that he had just known for less than an hour?

With such vigilance, it is a miracle that he can still lie on the bed.

The worst thing was that he actually let a person who was ten years older than him call him father.

Xu Tingling put himself to shame, opened the memo and began to write down what to buy with the chick cubs tomorrow.

Clothes, shoes, daily necessities... When Xu Tingling realized what he was doing, Xu Tingling wanted to scold her.

Why did you just switch to the single parent mode directly!

In the early morning, Xu Tingling had a dream.

In the dream, he and Miao Yuan were going to have breakfast, and he asked Miao Yuan what he likes to eat, and Miao Yuan said that he likes to eat insects.He asked Miao Yuan what kind of insects he likes to eat, and Miao Yuan said that he didn't pick any.So he brought Miao Yuan a plate of five worms.

Then Xu Tingling was startled awake.

Thinking about things in my heart, I woke up and thought it was very late. When I turned over and sat up, I found that it was not yet eight o'clock, and there was no movement next door. Xu Tingling played with her mobile phone on the bed for a while, and didn't get up until 08:30.

After washing, he walked out of the room door and walked to the door of the guest room. He clung to the door and listened to nothing, then turned the doorknob slightly and opened the door.

He tiptoed over, and when he walked in, he found that the bed was empty. He was startled, and threw off the quilt.

Then I saw...a fluffy little yellow chicken spread out on several eggs, sound asleep.

...Although Xu Tingling didn't know why he used "squatting up and down" to describe the sleeping position of a chicken cub, but the fact is that it is indeed like this.

He sat on the ground by the edge of the bed, stretched out a finger and slowly approached the little yellow chicken's head, and poked it lightly.

The little yellow chicken didn't respond, so he boldly stretched his fingers and plucked the chicken feathers.

Ji Zai'er still has no intention of waking up, only his abdomen rises and falls slowly.

Xu Tingling simply and carefully picked up the chicken cub, held it in the palm of his hand, studied it closely for a long time, and then poked his stomach a few times, the little yellow chicken still fell asleep undisturbed.

So Xu Tingling plucked the chicken feathers all over.

He closed his eyes, tilted his head slightly, and was very satisfied.

It's such a wonderful day to get up in the morning and feel the fur, what's the point of petting a cat!I have a chick!This chicken feather is really easy to touch, it is so soft and warm, it is easier to touch than the white swan feather!

Bai Yan, who was still catching up on sleep, sneezed in his sleep.

Xu Tingling rubbed it heartily for a while, and when he came to his senses, he realized that Miao Yuan was still awake. He held it in front of his eyes and looked at it for a long time, making sure that Miao Yuan was indeed still alive. He couldn't help being a little worried, and remembered what Miao Yuan said yesterday.

This little cub should sleep for a few years.

He put Miao Yuan back on the bed, and when Miao Yuan touched the bed, she rolled and rolled to the side of the egg.

Xu Tingling stood up, moved a little and went out the door.

Emma, ​​my legs are still numb after sitting for a long time.

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