Being a fairy can't be too stylish GL

Being pressed by a boulder on his chest, Zuo Yu slept hard and painfully that night, and spent the whole night in a fierce struggle against oppression.

This directly caused her to cycle through various nightmares throughout the night. Either she was chased and killed by martial arts masters with sharp weapons, or her front teeth were knocked out by down-and-out students full of knowledge.

"Cough cough cough."

After tossing and turning until dawn, Zuo Yu coughed and let out a stuffy air in his chest. He tried his best to push Cheng Cheng, who was still asleep like a mountain, to the side, and struggled to get out of his sleeping bag, looking for clothes for work.

Cheng Cheng looked impatient for being disturbed in the depths of his sleep, staggered his arms, turned over angrily, and slapped Zuo Yu's face very accurately in the mist.

As the saying goes, you don't slap people in the face. This sentence is widely used in human society where self-esteem is highly valued. However, for Zuo Yu, a person whose reflexes are ten times stronger than brain thinking, the degree of correctness of this sentence has been raised to new heights.

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Although thanks to Cheng Cheng, his rest condition was very poor last night, but Zuo Yu's fever has improved a lot. Now it can be said that he is conscious and quick in reaching out, not only quickly defusing the enemy's attack, but also habitually holding Cheng Cheng The arm was in the bosom, and it was folded on her back very beautifully, so that the above-mentioned very crisp sound was made, which made Zuo Yu feel a little bit worried while being proud.

Fortunately, Cheng Cheng is not an extraordinary person. Not only does he seem to have a simple mind, but his limbs are even simpler. He followed Zuo Yu's movements without any resistance. If it weren't for the hissing sound in his mouth, Zuo Yu would have doubted the weight he was holding. It is a high-quality pork chop with excellent flexibility.

"Hey, Chengcheng, what's wrong with you, Chengcheng?"

Oops, do I need to be so exaggerated in my acting skills? I just didn't use my strength just now.

Looking at the flimsy back in front of him, Zuo Yu's mood changed from wondering to distressed.

She lowered her head and looked at her hand, and saw that her index finger was pressing on Cheng Cheng's white palm, and there was a fresh long scar there, the tender flesh was cut open, which was set off scarlet by Cheng Cheng's fair skin glaring.

Zuo Yu frowned, and quickly let go of his hand. Seeing the wound approaching in front of his eyes, his heart was filled with infinite pity, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a mass of red and white things piled up in the corner of the wall.

After gazing intently, Zuo Yu's excellent eyesight told Zuo Yu that the pile of inexplicable objects was Guo Jin's flower pot that unfortunately disappeared a few days ago!

Stepping through the iron shoes and finding nowhere to look, suddenly looking back... Forget it, my life is about to die, so what are you pretending to be 13.

Holding Cheng Cheng's injured hand, Zuo Yu was completely silent.Now she is not in the mood to sympathize with the idiot fairy in front of her who is eating well and sleeping well. What she rehearses over and over in her mind is the process of Guo Jin killing herself in anger.

Whole body, or crushed bone and ashes, that is the question.

Looking up at the time, Zuo Yu acted quickly again resignedly. According to the distance between this community and the urban area, her daily commute would be extremely difficult and long. Go forward with astonishing acceleration.

Such a cruel reality made her wish to return to the life of the devil in the special police base, but this not so strong wish was heard by the gods, and it didn't take long for her to realize her wish, but this is a later story.

After simply tidying up his clothes, Zuo Yu opened the bedroom door to go to the bathroom to wash up, and bumped into a huge surprise head-on without any warning.

As soon as the doorknob was turned, the wooden door in front of her opened inward with a huge push from outside, and a large pile of books, paintings, albums and the Four Treasures of the Study rushed towards her like a mountain roar and a tsunami.

Zuo Yu quickly stepped back a few steps nimbly, and the collapsed mountain of books flooded several floors forward before stopping quietly, exuding a powerful aura that knowledge is power, and staring at her from bottom to top.

? ? ?what.

Zuo Yu bent down and took out a book from the mountain of books, reading the title: ""College Mathematics Guidance Series"."

Oops, I didn't expect it to be a high-number line generation series.The source of the tossing and tossing nightmare back then, I never imagined that after many years, I would still feel chills in my heart without feeling cordial when I saw him again. Recalling the fear of failing a course, Zuo Yu felt like a scourge, wishing to throw the book in his hand out.

Whoever piled these in their own home.Unexpectedly, there are people in the world who have such deep hatred with him.

Zuo Yu trudged through the mountain of books with heavy steps, browsing the past circles, and saw that there were all kinds of supplementary books on the ground in various ages, languages, and subjects. The extracurricular books were even more colorful, from poetry to life philosophy, Romance to political economy.

The empty living room is no longer deserted. From the entrance to the bedroom door, there is nowhere to go. Stacks of books as tall as a person are piled up, and they are matched with all kinds of four treasures of the study that have passed through the ages.

Just standing in it for a while, you can feel the fragrance of ink blowing on your face, giving people the illusion that the owner of this place must be educated and talented.

It's a pity that the illusion is just an illusion. At this time, Zuo Yu refuses to admit that she is educated. The only thing she wants to do now is to kill people, or it is more accurate to say that killing immortals.

"Support, wake up first, please, come on, wake up and explain, what exactly is your dissatisfaction with me, and why you expressed it in such an extreme way." Zuo Yu stood beside the mattress condescendingly, and grabbed Cheng Cheng's hand Hair, elegantly leading to the disaster scene outside the door with one hand.

"That's it, a gift." Cheng Cheng looked as if he hadn't fallen asleep in several lifetimes, raised his head from the dream half-deadly, and lay back softly and bonelessly as soon as he said a word.

"What, please explain clearly. What gift, who gave it."

Zuo Yu simply squatted down, pinched the beauty's shoulders with his long and slender fingers, and raised her up for questioning.

"School-opening gifts, the Jade Emperor and fellow immortals have given them, and there are greeting cards in the book, won't you read them yourself?"

Cheng Cheng is biting her lower lip with her silver teeth, her eyes are slightly narrowed, and her brows are half furrowed. A blind man passing by can guess that she must have been sleepy in her previous life.

Zuo Yu was dumbfounded, but then became even more dissatisfied, "Don't pretend, okay, I'm the one who didn't sleep well last night."

"It's just that you didn't sleep well because of the suppression spell. I didn't sleep all night, and I was busy with meetings."

Cheng Cheng's grievances seemed to be reaching their peak, and he told his sad experience with red eyes, "It's all because of the local gossip, who yelled about my going to school so that all the immortals knew about it, from the Jade Emperor to the flowers and plants in the heavens." , everyone has a good relationship with me on weekdays, and ran over together last night to express our affection."

After speaking this long paragraph, Cheng Cheng vividly interpreted the state of exhaustion, tilted his head, showing his soft and boneless neck, and fell directly into Zuo Yu's arms.

The warm breath gently puffed on Zuo Yu's neck, and it also carried the unique sweet fragrance of a girl.

However, the atmosphere was not as warm and charming as he had imagined. Zuo Yu only cared about rubbing his chin, which was hurt by Cheng Cheng's forehead, and retorted angrily, "Go to school, I'm sending you to elementary school, and they send you college math tutoring books. You, what are you going to do?"

"Primary school?" Although Cheng Cheng was furious, he still showed a contemptuous smile, "Who agrees to go to primary school?"

Yo, make it sound like you have a kindergarten diploma.Zuo Yu generously sent his sincere eyes.

It's a pity that Cheng Cheng didn't see it, and was still dignified into memories,

"Jade Emperor's opinion is to let me start writing the doctoral dissertation directly."

Seeing that Zuo Yu seemed to have a very strong desire to speak, Cheng Cheng raised one hand and sealed his lips with his fingers.

"But at the critical moment, Brother Xu stood up and argued with reason. He said that the experience of the college entrance examination in the world is the most difficult and extremely ecstasy. He took out a luxury set meal for the mock exam of the monthly exam. It is classic and delicious, and the ultimate enjoyment. Can't miss it either."

Cheng Cheng twisted and changed into a comfortable position, leaning his face on the soft piece:

"So after intense discussion, the final conclusion is that I should start studying from the third year of high school and shine in this year's college entrance examination. I will show mortals the proud spirit of heaven and promote friendly exchanges between the two worlds in the future."

"Don't move around, okay, whoever wants to have a friendly exchange with you will have detained you for hooliganism a few years ago."

Zuo Yu was quite impatient with being rubbed against by Cheng Cheng. He pressed her face and pushed away his chest, "Who is your big brother Xu? How does he do the calculations? I don't know if this year's college entrance examination is only half a year away?"

"It's Dr. Xu Xian's son, Wen Quxing. He is the most educated immortal I know. His uniform is the No. [-] scholar robe. He took your college entrance examination hundreds of years ago and won three grades in a row."

Cheng Cheng struggled to raise his hand on the verge of qiruoyousi, caressed Zuo Yu's side face, and said with sympathy, "When I was young, the TV series starring their family was popular in heaven and caused a huge sensation. Before you I haven’t even seen it, I’m just an idiot with no childhood.”

Zuo Yu, as a loyal fan of the show, how could he be so humiliated, Huo Ran let go and let Cheng Cheng fall back on the mattress with a bang, "Who said I haven't watched it, I know Fa Hai's lines by heart, With such enthusiasm, let me ask who in the world can compete with it.”

Unexpectedly, the beauty fell silent for a long time, Zuo Yu took a closer look and found that Cheng Cheng who had just returned to the pillow had fallen asleep.

Zuo Yu smiled helplessly, and did a simple debridement and disinfection on Cheng Cheng's palm. After bandaging, he left enough food money for her before rushing out the door.

Riding on the broken bike borrowed from Cheng An'an, Zuo Yu trudged like a long march warrior, and finally rode into the gate of the Public Security Bureau in the last minute before going to work.

Shaking her gauze-wrapped head, Zuo Yu greeted her colleagues calmly. The guards straddling her with guns at the door could hardly hold back their smiles and watched her go all the way to the infirmary.

While letting the doctor deal with the wound and change the bandage, Zuo Yu borrowed the paper and pen from the police officer on duty in the infirmary, put it on his knee, and wrote a letter of war.

Dear Instructor Chen Zhihui, don't leave after work today, the entry and exit activity field is on the first floor, stand alone, see you there or be square.

The doctor's usual work is extremely boring, but seeing such gossip at this moment, he couldn't help but stare behind him with piercing eyes.

Zuo Yu didn't take pictures to be known by more people, so Chen Zhihui had to come for the sake of face, and he couldn't call for help.

It's useless to call anyway.