Being a fairy can't be too stylish GL

"Cheng Cheng!" Zuo Yu roared angrily, gnashing his teeth, stirring his breath.

"Well, I'm here, you don't need to be so loud."

Cheng Cheng climbed down from Zuo Yu's arms with all hands and feet, and looked at Zuo Yu while nibbling on the booty, with a pure innocent and bewildered expression on his face.

Zuo Yu pressed his chest that was throbbing with pain, and the severe pain rose and fell along with his breathing.

She repeatedly warned herself that there are many wonders in the world, so don't be angry, because vomiting blood will be a small matter, and it will not look good on face.

After working in the special police base for three years, known as gods blocking and killing gods and Buddhas blocking and killing Buddhas, Zuo Yu's self-esteem was shattered to the ground without reservation when he was suddenly knocked down by one, one idiot girl.

"Ahem, your previous masters can all be regarded as gods in the fairy world. Could it be that none of them are willing to stand up and tell you common sense of safety, no!"

"Well, before Xiaoba's accident, I used all Laojun's classes to write long-lasting love letters to Xiaoba—recipes." Cheng Cheng lowered his head and smiled shyly, which actually made Zuo Yu extremely Lost for a second.

"After the accident, I had no love for Xiaoba, so I could only study hard in Yuelao's lecture hall, trying to drown myself with the vast sea of ​​learning, so that my knowledge improved by leaps and bounds in a short period of time, and I was greatly appreciated by Yuelao. Prepare to promote me as his future successor."

Zuo Yu looked at Cheng Cheng's eyes and began to become infinitely compassionate. The deep well ice girl didn't want to become like this, and she had such a sad educational background behind her, so it's embarrassing.

The sobbing officer Zuo silently rubbed the wounds on the back of his head and ribs, and no one spoke for a while.

After Cheng Cheng gnawed the last duck bone, he finally paid attention to Zuo Yu who bowed his head and said nothing. It seemed that it was the recovery of conscience and the awakening of love. A mysterious force in the dark made her approach Zuo Yu lightly.

Stretching out two salty pig hands that were so oily that they glistened, Cheng Cheng followed Zuo Yu's example, put one hand behind her head, and the other came to the wound on her side - rubbing vigorously.

"hiss--"

Zuo Yu flicked her long legs, angrily shook off Cheng Cheng and jumped off the table, she really couldn't bear such care from idiots.

"Fairy's kindness, I still appreciate it." Seeing that Cheng Cheng still wanted to catch up and continue, Zuo Yu added very nervously, "I'm going to take a bath now, so don't follow me here."

"I'm here to get the juice." Cheng Cheng gave her a strange look, and grabbed her own soda from the table. After the initial trial, she had fully controlled the straw and drank it loudly.

Zuo Yu heaved a sigh of relief, looked down at the large piece of grease on his chest that was stained by Cheng Cheng, and quickly began to unbutton it.

"Hey, that's right!"

Just as Zuo Yu took off his shirt, Cheng Cheng slapped his thigh and suddenly raised his head, his eyes sparkled as if he had discovered something shocking, "Do you want to take a bath?" After asking, he stood up and walked towards Zuo Yu again.

"Yeah, you, what are you doing?"

With the lessons learned just now, Zuo Yu didn't dare to be careless, and cautiously shrank towards the bathroom with his clothes in his arms.

A voice roared in my heart: Why should I be so wronged, what about the bottom line, what about natural justice, what about professional dignity?

"If you take a bath, you may need this."

Cheng Cheng looked mysterious like offering a treasure, and he dug into the wide pocket of the bathrobe, and found a card with gaudy colors and rough printing.

The vigilant left police officer looked suspicious, stretched out two fingers, and carefully clamped the card.No way, no matter what it was from Cheng Cheng, she instinctively thought it would explode.

"Who gave you these things! Who told you to keep these things on your body!"

The card didn't explode, but the sentence on it blew Police Officer Zuo up, and the blood she had been holding back just now was about to rush out of her throat again.

No matter how dull Cheng Cheng was, she could still feel Zuo Yu's anger. She shrank her neck to defend herself, "What's the matter, this is when I was sleeping, and someone with good intentions stuffed it in through the crack of the door."

"Shove it in through the crack of the door? How can you tell that this kind of sneaky behavior was done by a 'good-hearted person'? You still carry this kind of thing with you like a treasure."

Zuo Yu held his forehead and spun around, feeling a sense of indignation that his child was polluted by bad information from society.

"Listen to me." Cheng Cheng puffed out his chest very proudly, "At that time, I also suspected that a bad guy was coming, so I jumped out of bed very quickly, opened the door, and caught that person on the spot. , His expression is similar to yours now."

It's worse, don't compare blindly.Zuo Yu's eyes almost burst out with real fire of samadhi.

"Hehe, in fact, he is a very good person. After he came in, he was very hospitable and enthusiastic. He asked me all kinds of questions, just like Dr. Xu Xian."

Well, if you have the ability, go to their house and say it again in front of Sister Bai.

"Wait, you still let him in?!" Zuo Yu frowned and looked around, as if afraid that the man hadn't left yet.

"I asked him how to use that thing," Cheng Cheng nodded frankly, pointing to the water heater, "He explained in great detail, before leaving, he asked me to call the number on this card at any time, take a bath and massage, whatever There are specialists who provide supporting services.”

You don't need this kind of service!

"Not at any time, but at any time." Zuo Yu admired himself very much. At this time, he had to talk to the illiterate about his speech problems. "In short, in the future, don't take such things, don't open the door, and don't make phone calls."

"Why are you fierce? I promised others to help promote it to you. It's a matter of loyalty." Cheng Cheng took out another stack of business cards from the other pocket, and the colorful colors were truly spectacular.

"Please pickle fish, please." Zuo Yu stretched out his hand and snatched them all, and found the hotel's pen and paper to record the phone number on it in detail. "Anyway, remember my words first, and I will explain to you later."

He casually dialed the inside line of the anti-pornography team of the Municipal Bureau. While waiting, Zuo Yu couldn't help feeling depressed.

Meow, the hotel really can't stay any longer, maybe they will spoil the children.

After the call was connected, Zuo Yu briefly reported the situation to his colleagues, and then repeatedly wished them success in no time.

The colleagues in the anti-pornography special operations team were inexplicably excited. They had never been so sincerely and eagerly encouraged by the informant.

Zuo Yu finished the pleasantries with his colleagues, thought for a while, and then dialed the phone back home.

The old lady Gu Yu was immersed in the charm of the opera channel at this time and couldn't extricate herself, so she answered the phone in a rather impatient tone, "Granddaughter, grandma is waiting to watch 'Mulberry Garden Visiting His Wife' right now. It's all swallowed up, don't talk too much nonsense."

Such straightforward and untactful dislike of Zuo Yu strongly highlights Gu Yu's love for traditional drama art, and also highlights Zuo Yu's strong and brave psychological quality:

"Good grandma, I remember that the old theater gave you an old house before?"

"What's the matter, are you going to live with your little lover?"

Puchi, puchi, puchi puchi puchi.

This is the voice of the strong and brave police officer Zuo Yu repeatedly committing suicide in his heart.