I'm not a heartthrob!

As the moon passed, the Bingzhou military camp sleeping in the valley was covered with a layer of silver light, and it was completely silent.However, as soon as Chitu had crossed the hill, Wen Miao saw a person riding in front of them with the sound of powerful horse hoofs breaking the silence and coming towards them.

The visitor got off his horse ten paces away, knelt down on one knee and respectfully saluted Chen Tian, ​​"General!"

Wen Miao saw that the man was tall and strong, with an honest face, and quickly recalled the few people under Lu Bu in history in his mind, and turned his head to Chentian to confirm in a low voice, "Gao Shun?"

Seeing that someone came to pick it up, Chen Tian had a look of rain on his face, "Smart!"

After answering Wen Miao's question, he immediately ordered his subordinates, "Get up, pack up a tent and come out, this person will be handed over to you."

Before everyone could react, Chen Tian grabbed Tang Ji's back collar accurately with his backhand and swung the little Lolita from Chitu's back.

"Ah! Husband!"

"Tanger!"

Following Tang Ji and Wen Miao's two exclamations at the same time, Gao Shun, who looked dull but reacted extremely quickly, flew up and caught the person firmly. After hugging him full of arms, he was surprised to find that it was a woman, and then hurriedly took the person to him. people put down.

Gao Shun looked at the horse suspiciously, while Lu Bu was standing still and protecting the man in front of him, "General, this is?"

"Don't be negligent." Due to Wen Miao's angrily and silent complaint, Chen Tian finally added something, then pulled the rein of the horse, and rushed down the hillside before Wen Miao could react.

Gao Shun shook his head helplessly, his own general was so mighty and domineering, but who was sitting in front of the general just now?He has good ears, and he could hear both Wen Miao's low-pitched inquiry and Lu Bu's response clearly. Do you know yourself?Why does he have no impression of this person?

Suppressing the doubts in his heart, Gao Shun turned around and bowed to Tang Ji, "Miss, you're being rude." As soon as he finished speaking, he picked her up by the waist, and the two landed on the horse one behind the other.

Tang Ji was in a daze throughout the whole process, and she hadn't been frightened like this in her eleven or twelve years of life, so she didn't notice the intimate posture of sharing a horse with a man other than her husband.

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Outside Lu Bu's tent, a soldier named Yao Mozi saw Chitu come back with the boss on his back, and almost fell to the ground immediately, "General, you are finally back! The high school lieutenant almost pulled the skin off!" But he dozed off standing up Son, the generals who "drunk to death" in the tent disappeared, and Yao Mozi wanted to die.

"Prepare water, I want to take a bath." Chen Tian hugged Wen Miao, ignoring the nagging Yao Mozi, and got into the tent without looking back after giving orders.

Yao Mozi quickly got up, scratched his head, hey, the general is holding someone?

"Put me down!" Wen Miao is not easy to get angry in front of his subordinates, and now he is alone, so he doesn't have to worry about the general's face, "You are a little girl, and you will give her to a big man?" Wen Miao's face was already smothered. It was dark, but now it is black and smelly.

"Do you want her to come over and squeeze with our two big men?" He also deliberately emphasized the "two".Out of sight, out of mind, Chen Tian is in a good mood now, with the corners of his mouth twitching, "Or do you want to sleep with her? A Miao, I can't tell that you like this..."

No matter how confident Wen Miao was, he was a little guilty by Chen Tian's contemptuous expression, and by the way, he forgot to refute the hint in Chen Tian's words - why did he have to squeeze into a tent with Chen Tian?

"Then you can't be gentle, what happened just now, you want to scare me to death!"

Chen Tian was obviously a very gentleman in the past, but his whole personality changed when he got on Lu Bu's body.With the upturned nostrils in front of his hands just now, if the other party didn't call out his name and knew everything about the past, Wen Miao would have suspected that the person in front of him was the real Lu Bu and the fake Chentian.

"Don't worry, I have a sense of propriety." Chen Tian really softened, "Don't look at Gao Shun's rough appearance, he is very honest, and he will never take advantage of her. In the middle of the night, pack a tent for her and come out alone , isn’t it good to live alone in a girl’s house?”

Think about it too, what's the point of the two of them living together with a little loli?But why did Chen Tian speak so rough, it's as cheap as a hair... Wen Miao's mouth twitched, and he sighed again.

"Brother Tian, ​​I will make it clear to her tomorrow, but I will not drive her away. Liu Bian is already a dead person. She helped me escape. Being caught by Dong Zhuo is also a dead end. Let her follow us, okay?" ?”

Chen Tian was heartbroken by Wen Miao's soft "Brother Tian", okay?In front of your sweetheart, everything that is bad must be good!

"You have the final say, but it's always inconvenient to bring a woman with you, why not be as good as your brothers and sisters in the future?" This trick is called dredging from the bottom of the pot. Well, Chen Tian praised his wit.

Wen Miao's eyes lit up, "What a great idea! From now on we will pretend to be your servants and maids. King Hongnong and Princess Wang will all die in the fire tonight."

Chen Tian nodded with a smile, as long as people are by his side, everything is fine.

At this moment, Yao Mozi brought someone to bring the bathtub in, and after the water was full, he blinked at Chentian ambiguously, and reported to the boss with his lips, "Two people!"

The corner of Chen Tian's mouth twitched, and he raised his hand as if to hit him, Yao Mozi laughed and rolled out.What about a double tub?Wen Miao has not yet enlightened, directly inviting people to take a bath or something, it will be strange if they don't scare people to death, the future will be long, and no one in this world can escape!

"You're covered in soot, wash up and go to bed early."

"Oh, you're more thoughtful." Wen Miao tilted his head while pulling the dirty clothes on his body, "Aren't you going to wash?"

"Ahem," I really thought! "I just washed it yesterday. The water is for you. Wash it slowly, don't worry."

Wen Miao nodded, and took off his shirt and petticoat, only the obscene clothes and trousers were left inside. He was about to continue taking off when his hands froze suddenly.

Although I lived in the same dormitory with Chen Tian in my previous life, the conditions in the last days were not good, and it was common for a few big men to take a shower together, but at that time everyone's emotions were very tense, and by the way, they were pure.

It’s safe for the time being, don’t worry about the base being trampled by the zombie army at any time, it’s kind of warm and thoughtful|lustful, especially now that Chen Tian is wearing Lu Bu’s hormone-filled shell, his height is over 1.9 rice?It's hard to ignore.

Although he has no personal experience, after all, Wen Miao is purely gay in nature, and he can't be a gentleman if he has twists and turns in his heart.Glancing sideways at the other party from the corner of his eye, he saw Chentian admiring the halberd standing beside the tent with the tub on his back, relaxed a little, took off his trousers nimbly, and stepped into the tub with a plop.

Fang Tian's painted halberd was really a famous soldier of his generation, but Chen Tian couldn't appreciate it at all at this time, with his ears pricked up, capturing Wen Miao's every movement.The sound of ticking water is simply the most aphrodisiac in the world, and he felt like he was going to explode.

If it is Chentian in the last days, he must be a gentleman to the end, but Chentian who has been reborn and Lu Bu who is always in a commotion can't sit still at this time.Even if there is no meat to eat, it’s okay to drink some broth, right?Constructed in this way, Chentian got up "Yiyiran".

"How's the water temperature? Let me wash your hair for you." It's good in ancient times, and it's inconvenient to wash long hair, eh!

Wen Miao was squinting his eyes to enjoy the comfort of being soaked in hot water with open pores all over his body. When he heard the sound, he turned his head and saw Chen Tian coming over with a serious face.

shampoo?Well, this proposal is good. Wen Miao took the bath towel and wrapped it between his legs, and nodded after confirming that there would be no embarrassment, "Okay! It's really inconvenient to have long hair, let's help each other in the future."

The water-soaked hair rested on the fair and round shoulders, crystal drops of water hung on Wen Miao's face, his curled eyelashes were full of water vapor, his brightly colored lips opened and closed, and he spoke in a lazy tone unique to taking a bath. Saying "help each other in the future" is easy to think wrong.

Chen Tian staggered obviously, walked behind Wen Miao in a few steps, and stroked that black hair with his hand.While beating soap locusts, he uncontrollably glanced into the water. Although the key parts couldn't be seen, the two cute spots on the boy's chest were soaked in hot water and turned red. Chen Tian felt that today he really realized what it means to salivate.

When did I become so wretched!Chen Tian spurned himself in his heart, but his hands kept moving.

"Squeeze your shoulders for you?"

"Huh? Okay."

Brushing the washed long hair to his chest, Chen Tian pinched Wen Miao's porcelain-white skin trembling slightly, carefully controlled his strength, followed the direction of the body acupuncture points in Lu Bu's memory, and his fingers walked on Wen Miao's shoulders and back.

Lu Bu is good at all kinds of weapons, and there are thick calluses on every part of his hands, and Prince Liu Bian was born, although he was not favored, he was also pampered. The direct result of sticking one rough and one delicate together is--an unstoppable subtle groan|groan from the smell Miao lips slipped.

"Hmm~ hiss!" Followed by a comfortable moan|groan, there was a hiss of pain, and somehow Chen Tian lost control of one of his hands, pinching Wen Miao in pain.

"Sorry!" Chen Tian didn't dare to pinch anymore, Wen Miao's sound just now was simply terrible, if he didn't pay attention, it would be serious.

Wen Miao was also taken aback by his own voice, but the trembling caused by Chen Tian's hand sliding across his skin just now was real, and his face was already flushed when he thought about it. Fortunately, he was taking a bath, so he could push the pot to hot water.

"What shall we do in the future?" Wen Miao made a decisive decision and changed the subject.

our future?Of course we want to be together!Chen Tian thought in his heart, but he answered honestly, "The Han lost its deer, and the whole world chased it." Cao Cao wanted to kill him?I'm sorry, Lu Bu is no longer the dazed young man he once was.

Wen Miao instantly forgot the embarrassment just now, and squinted at Chen Tian, ​​"People who are generals are different. But, well said! Whether it is Cao Wei or the Sima family who later usurped the country, they are not good leaders."

They are modern people. Now that they know that there are so many detours in Chinese history, they must try to change as much as possible.

Zombies fell from the sky in later generations. Although no one knows the cause, it is more or less related to the excessive development of human civilization and the wanton destruction of the earth's environment.If possible, Wen Miao has an ideal country in his heart.

Whether it can be realized is a later story, but whether to do it or not is the present moment.

The author has something to say:

Gao Shun: The general treats this person differently!

Yao Mozi: Come, come, don't say I'm not kind, brother, let me tell you, the general ordered a bathtub last night, two people!