How to turn the tide at a critical moment

Wen Wen imagined that scene——

——Xu Hanbai said into the microphone: I want to go to the toilet, because I was afraid that the toilet was too far away and I couldn't hold it, so I had to sprint for [-] meters with Neiba's footwork in the posture of holding my penis, and I kicked open the toilet door Jumping to the side of the urinal, pulling down the zipper aggressively like striking a match to light a cigarette with the addiction of a smoker... The world is better again, and I really like a slower pace of life.

Xu Hanbai looked at Wen Wen with a dazed expression and let out an obscene laugh like a cry into the microphone. Through this laughter, he could almost gain insight into the wonderful performance of Wen Wen's heart.

Xu Hanbai raised his eyebrows, calmly guiding the audience's imagination to another direction: "Anchor Wen, why are you crying?"

Wen Wen's laughter stopped abruptly. When he looked up, he saw a new comment popping up on the screen: Oh, it turns out that Wen Wen was crying. I just said that as an anchor, how could it be possible for anchor Wen to laugh so badly.

Wen Wen looked at Xu Hanbai, and explained casually, "I... laughed and cried."

Lin Yi from another world roared again.

Wen Wen clicked on the flickering message, and Lin Yi's message on the screen contained explosive force: what kind of nonsense are you talking about, you are chatting but not ball chatting!So casual, do you think you are flying freely above the moon?

Wen Wen seems to have seen the scene of Lin Yi tearing up the salary slip signed by Wen Wen.

He immediately leaned over the mic, thinking that he would save his life and pay the kidnappers, and said: "Well, the college life you mentioned is very interesting! Eating and sleeping are all the fun of college privileges! But the interesting things about music may also be interesting. Quite a lot, isn't it? For example, when you collaborated with Moon Hoon on a song, was there anything interesting?"

Suddenly, Wen Wen saw a row of black lines appearing on Xu Hanbai's head, which seemed to be visible to the naked eye.

no?Is this also a minefield?

Celebrities are long-winded.

Xu Hanbai said coldly: "...Well, sometimes Wen Xun fills in my songs as children's songs."

Wen Wen subconsciously asked, "Which one?"

Xu Hanbai said: "I have killed those children's songs in the cradle."

Wen Xun in front of the radio touched his neck with guilt: Xu Hanbai should listen to children's songs to find the innocence and kindness of childhood!

Wen Wen remembered that Lin Yi said that guests should not be allowed to talk all the time, if they want to chat like a chat, they have to tell a series of stories.

Here, Wen Wen was inspired by the word "strangle", and said: "Yes! When our editor Deng wants to write something that will affect my reputation and let me say it in the live broadcast, I will kill them in the cradle inside!"

When these words came out, Wen Wen still held that soft voice that squeezed out water.

But Deng Zhu touched his neck on the other side of the glass.

Xu Hanbai's interest was also aroused when he saw the look of interest on the bastard anchor: "What did you write?"

Wen Wen poured bitter water: "For example, 'every night when night falls, I will take out photos of my lover, listen to her favorite song, get under the bed, and fall asleep with her' and so on, which do not match the facts."

Xu Hanbai sympathized: ...I didn't expect Wen Xun to save me some face.

Xu Hanbai still questioned: "Because you don't have a lover?"

"No... I have to go to work every night from Monday to Friday, and I usually go to bed in the early morning. Saying that I fall asleep when night falls will affect my bonus."

......

And on the other side of the glass, Deng Zhu, who is as cheap as grass on the wall, was the first to file a complaint. He had successfully informed Lin Yi who had gone out to drink water, and accused Wen Wen of slandering himself in the live broadcast and Jiang Yunze's indifference when he was editing. .

Jiang Junze spread his hands and said, "They talk too much, they can't cut it at all."

Lin Yi roared to Wen Wen through the headset: "Your bonus has been affected, get back to the topic immediately!"

Wen Wen shuddered, and immediately tried to pull it back.

After going around like this for a while, they played another song by Xu Hanbai.

Wen Wen turned off the mic, and said: "I'm exhausted, this song is simply the sound of nature."

As he spoke, he realized that Xu Hanbai was staring at him. Wen Wen blushed a little when he thought of what he had just said - he really couldn't do such a thing as praising people in person.

Although the skill of mocking people face to face has been used handy.

He hurriedly explained: "I'm not saying that your song is the sound of nature, I mean that even if it is a children's song, it is also the sound of nature."

Wen Wen found out that he said the wrong thing again - mocking people face to face also depends on the target, such as Xu Hanbai, who is not familiar with ice cubes now and will not be familiar with in the future, will not only make the other party uncomfortable when mocking like this.

And you will be very upset.

He hurriedly said again: "I'm not saying your songs are not good. What I mean is that talking to you is too tiring, so listening to everything is the sound of nature."

...Wen Wen felt that it was getting darker and darker. He secretly glanced at Xu Hanbai. His clean and beautiful eyes were cold, as if ice scum had condensed on the eyelashes.

Wen Wen felt that as a gifted student with a major in broadcasting and hosting, he had good eloquence, at least it was not a problem to coax people lightly, but he didn't exude the brilliance of coaxing people anytime and anywhere like Deng Zhu.

But because the first decisive meeting with Xu Hanbai was too embarrassing, it seemed that Wen Wenyong had established an irreparable impression.

Xu Hanbai said indifferently: "Isn't it more tiring for one person to play two roles before?"

Wen Wen choked for a moment, and then his thick skin since childhood played a role in preventing others from attacking: "That's right! So I immediately released your "The Color of Water"!"

Wen Wen is depressed, isn't this a series of problems caused by Xu Hanbai's lateness?He is justified!

But Xu Hanbai's next sentence turned Wen Wen from plaintiff to defendant again.

Xu Hanbai glanced at him: "Then which song did I write to my first girlfriend?"

Xu Hanbai stared at this for too long, and his gentle hair stood on end: "...I helped you make it very romantic, saying that your girlfriend and you are very affectionate, but she was caught by you on the day you wanted to propose marriage. Sickness takes life. How about it, does it go well with your song "Reminder"?"

Where is it matched?

It sounds like this "first girlfriend" died because she didn't want to say yes to her proposal!Could it be that my own marriage proposal is as frightening as a reminder?

Xu Hanbai's inner world is undergoing an earthquake, tsunami and volcano eruption.

Xu Hanbai suppressed his anger: "Proposal...I just turned 21 this year."

Wen Wendao: "The legal age for marriage is 20."

Xu Hanbai said with restraint: "This song is not about love."

Wen Wen was stunned for a moment, the self-growth of the brain hole automatically opened the door to another world in his heart: "... Is it love?"

The air pressure in Xu Hanbai's body suddenly dropped, and the ice skates shot out of his eyes delayed Wen Wenling a hundred times: "Absolutely not."

The song "Reminder" only uses vague lyrics to express a feeling of hesitation, anxiety and urgency. It does not indicate what is going on specifically, and the focus is on the understanding and perception of the listener.

It is a method that the listener doesn't understand the meaning, and the lyricist and composer himself don't understand the meaning, but it can add mystery to the song.

Well now, a bloody and meticulous story has ruined the imagination of this song.

As long as they hear this song, people can automatically make up a storyline with Xu Hanbai as the male protagonist, which has the cause and effect and comes with a funny BGM, as the MV in the brain.

When Xu Hanbai listened to Wen Wen's analysis of "Low Tide", Xu Hanbai was slightly surprised and moved by Wen Wen's thoroughness.

So is my song "Reminder" too profound or too superficial?

Forget it, even the voice of the recording program is very different from the voice of the usual speech, do you still expect his IQ to be consistent?

Next, Xu Hanbai talked about Xu Hanbai's memories of the past, his current emotions, and his future prospects.

It's still a conversation with a bull's head and a horse's mouth, and the two of them can digress in a few sentences.Lin Yi frantically tapped on the keyboard like a timer, sending countless warnings to Wen Wen.

But the audience listened with great interest, because they didn't care what Wen Wen said, Wen Wen was at best a dispensable gift, what they cared about was being able to hear Xu Hanbai's voice.

Xu Hanbai's voice is clear and cold, listening to it can lead to pregnancy, beauty and beauty, and world peace.

So it doesn't matter what Xu Hanbai said, as long as he can hear him speak, he will be satisfied.

The last link is fan interaction. Wen Wen likes this link very much, because in this link, he just plays the role of a point reader who reads the questions.

The fast-running brain can be rested, and for Wen Wen, it feels like leaving get off work early.

Among the exclamation marks and question marks all over the place, Wen Wen randomly picked a question that has been liked more times: "...In fact, a person like Xu Hanbai who bears the two titles of genius and school grass should be sought after by many girls in school. I saw the little Han Baiyu on this webpage and asked, he said, does Xu Hanbai have girls chasing after him at school, does he have a girlfriend?"