I am a Shikigami in Ba Zong Literature

I am a C-level newcomer who has just joined the fast travel agency.

To be honest, I never thought that I would be able to be related to a profession that sounds so magical and unbelievable.

After I had already ended my daily dream of becoming a 'chosen child' in the second term, I lived along a very normal and ordinary life trajectory, going to school, graduating, and then becoming a miserable social animal addicted to 996.

Unexpectedly, after I became a vegetable due to a car accident, I was selected by the firm to be an executor. From then on, I began a stimulating life of doing tasks, earning points, and redeeming rewards for rebirth.

Modern people are somewhat twisted.Usually, I am not afraid of death when I am mourning, but when I encounter an accident, I will be a kind of "I can die by myself! But I can't die from this accident!" Love life and be stubborn.

...Perhaps this is my unwillingness to admit defeat.

Of course, I didn't want to end my life in such a hasty way, so I immediately agreed to the firm's request and successfully entered the job.Today I just finished the trial task of the novice period, and I went to the lobby nervously to wait for the task result and evaluation.

This trial task is used for newcomers to get used to the system and understand the task process. The difficulty is very low, but it still makes me, who has no experience, roll my eyes and feel hopeless.

My body is still lying in a vegetative state in the hospital, and I can only move around with the data simulation body provided by the firm.

As soon as I return to the real world, my system automatically enters the main system to transfer task records, so I don't have a single acquaintance around, and I can't find anyone to chat or complain.

I didn’t dare to strike up a conversation because of severe social fear, not to mention that the colleagues passing by were busy with their work in a hurry, so I could only stand in a slightly awkward line at the entrance of the hall and wait to enter.

While queuing, I suddenly heard a burst of light footsteps and conversations not far behind me.

I looked back subconsciously, and saw a slender girl just walking over, closing the door with her back to me.

The AI ​​system in the shape of a light ball under the virtual projection turned around her, looking like a runaway racing motor with excitement.

Because the two of them did not re-encrypt the conversation, I heard the whole thing standing aside.

The system is complaining in a low voice, "Host, I think the original intention of the dungeon 'The Subjugated Princess and the General' should not be for you to rebel and overthrow the General's regime..."

The girl who was closing the door replied slowly: "I don't think it's a problem, the hero who is a general has destroyed the original owner's country and became a king himself, and he still wants to play with the original owner in a drama of falling in love and killing each other, wanting the world and beauties? How could he be so beautiful?"

The system choked on this sentence, and murmured to retort: ​​"But the development of the original plot is: the original owner, the subjugated princess, was married into the palace by the general who rebelled against her and became the queen."

Seeing this strange girl arguing with the system, I suddenly felt a sense of sympathy.

When I was performing novice tasks, I was often reminded and taught by the system in this way. I had no experience at all, so I could only agree with "Yes, yes, yes."I was dragged by the system to complete the whole story line.

Doing things while being trained, it's like dreaming back to the 996 nightmare.

But obviously, this girl, who was reprimanded by the system like me, has her own ideas.

She opened the mouth and said: "In the middle of the original plot, the general still felt that the subjugated princess hindered the development of the country, gave her death with a cup of poisoned wine, and then seamlessly pursued the heroine. Why don't you let me follow that plot? I You can even prepare poisonous wine yourself. And it’s a genuine brand with guaranteed quality and quantity, how about it, isn’t the service thoughtful and considerate?”

While speaking, the girl who closed the door turned around, revealing a gorgeous and beautiful face.

"..." Hiss, so pretty.

Although saying this seems to be a bit suspicious of "sex makes the mind faint", but I have to admit that the moment I saw her clearly, my mind suddenly went blank.I can't remember all the "sympathy for fellow sufferers" and "the nervousness of meeting colleagues" at the moment.

... If anyone can still think normally after seeing her, I respect that person as a wolf.

I have never believed in the exaggerated rainbow fart of "beauty that lights up the world".Good-looking is good-looking, beautiful is beautiful, and the human face is not a searchlight, how can it still illuminate the world?

...But if this sentence is used to describe the girl in front of me, then I am still willing to believe it once.

Because it was only after seeing her that I suddenly realized that beauty has power.

That kind of power is so strong that it can pinch a heart in an instant, and it is a shocking knowing blow without wind and moon.

The girl was wearing a simple black shirt, and the wristbands needed for fast teleportation were tied around her wrists. Her hair was casually tied behind her head, and a few strands of hair were curled up.However, even such a casual dress can hardly conceal her excellent appearance and temperament.

That's right, temperament.She has a contradictory and integrated temperament, which is indescribable. She is as ethereal, noble, cold and moving as the moon falling in the sea, and she is as gorgeous and thorny as the sea of ​​undead flowers blooming under three feet.

Holy as gods, cruel as demons.

I was speechless for a long time, until the girl glanced at me with those little fox eyes, I panicked, and subconsciously stammered and comforted her: "No, it's okay, I also I am often complained by the system. Just get used to it."

In fact, after saying this, I regretted it.

This topic is too dead... I can't say anything bad, but I insist on poking people's sad things like this.I'm such a social genius.

But the girl didn't seem to be angry. She blinked her eyes and echoed in a serious tone: "Yeah, the system is super fierce. It always asks me to do this and that, but just get used to it."

Hearing this sentence, and seeing her innocent, "pitiful" expression, I couldn't help but feel a sense of sympathy with the enemy, and complained in my heart that AI is indeed AI, and that there is no virtue of pity and pity, and such a beauty is willing to be oppressed.

Although I kept complaining in my heart, after all, the girl and I were just strangers meeting for the first time, so I couldn't say much about it.

On the other hand, the intelligent AI in the shape of a light group suddenly twitched twice, and suddenly raised its voice and replied: "Yes! I am super fierce!! I set 180 rules every day to constrain and plan your mission schedule, and control you to the best of your ability. Daxi. It can be called Voldemort in the workplace and Ultron in the AI ​​world."

Even the AI ​​mechanical voice couldn't stop the indignation and grievance in his tone.

I was taken aback when I heard it.

Seemingly aware of my surprise, the girl raised her eyebrows and asked me, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, it's just..." I stared at the system suspiciously, "My binding system has a very rigid and serious character, and I thought all the AI ​​systems in the firm were indifferent. Unexpectedly There will be such a lively system.”

It's almost like talking about cross talk.

Hearing my comments, the system replied with a long voice: "Because I have a cross talk master as my teacher. Thank her for her teaching and training over the years."

……ha?no?It sounds like AI is not easy to do these days.Is it necessary to start developing the field of cross talk for all-round development?The competition is so fierce? !

When I was at a loss, the girl asked me again: "Are you a newcomer to the office?"

"Yes, I just finished the novice task, and now I'm back to wait for the results and prepare for the newcomer training."

The training for new recruits in the fast-travel office is arranged after the initial mission. It is said that this is to provide targeted guidance according to the different mission situations of each person.

It's good to do this, but it makes me such a newcomer who fears the society while waiting for the result...too tormented.

And still confused.

After I had a car accident and turned into a vegetative state, I was directly selected by the firm and packed up to go to the novice world.So I don't know anything about the office, I just know that I will queue up in the lobby and wait for the notification according to what my system said before I left... It's like a person who bought a game account but can't even press the button to release moves Little cabbage bird.

"No wonder." Hearing my answer, the system whispered, "It really is a naive newcomer."

"...?" I was really puzzled, I couldn't figure out why I had such an evaluation on my back all of a sudden.

And before I could ask, the door in front of me dinged to remind me.

At the prompt, I took out the employee card I just got and swiped it to enter the lobby.

I was a little embarrassed by the C-level low-level ranking displayed on the credit card machine, and said awkwardly to the girl behind me, "My level is really not..."

Before I finished speaking, the S-level displayed when the girl in black swiped the card instantly blinded my eyes.

I counted silently in my heart: A, B, C, D... R, S, hiss, the level is so low, are they also newcomers like me?

Very good!I cheered myself up secretly in my heart.In this way, I finally met a new colleague in the office!And it's a rookie at the same time!This is really a remarkable progress for a serious social terror.

While secretly rejoicing, I did not forget to encourage her, "Don't worry! As long as you work hard, you can always get to A-level!"

The girl looks like she is about the age of going to college, unlike me, who has been beaten by the company and society for a long time.She must still be full of beautiful fantasies about her working life, and now she finds herself so low in the ranks that she will definitely be sad about it.

Before the girl in black could answer, her system twisted twice, and then said in a subtle tone, "I don't think she will have this kind of opportunity. From S-level to A-level... unless she didn't sleep There was a mission when I was sleepwalking."

"..." I stared at the system in disapproval and frowned, complaining frantically in my heart that this AI is not sensible at all.

He can't even comfort people! !How about intelligent AI? !Talking is too hurtful!The little girl seems to be just a newcomer to the workplace, how can she accept such a blow! !

If it weren't for being in the headquarters of the firm, I would really have to quarrel with this ignorant system.

But speaking of it... this is the first time I have entered the office lobby.While complaining about the system in my heart, I looked around nervously.

Everything around me is very in line with my imagination of "high technology". Looking up is a huge light screen at the top, with many code names that I still can't understand scrolling on it; The screen composition can be switched to different appearances such as deserts and beaches at any time... everything is so cool that it makes my brain dizzy.

There are many executors walking back and forth in the hall. They either whisper to the system around them, or look down at their mission records...

But these people with different looks all have one thing in common——

When they passed me and the girl in black, they would be taken aback for a moment, and then they would shout with bright eyes and full of air, "Long time no see, Sister Yan!"

The excited look reminds me of the scene when fangirls and younger brothers chase stars and call.

But it was precisely because of these people who called that I learned the name of the girl in black.

Yan Yan.What a great name.It sounds sweet, but it's also very cute.

After listening to "Sister Yan" countless times, I finally couldn't help but say, "Everyone is so enthusiastic."

Yan Yan smiled, and her eyes like a little fox were bent with the smile, "Because our office has always had a working environment of unity and friendliness, a very good atmosphere among colleagues, and everyone loves each other."

"peace&love."

"Ah..." I nodded in a daze, "That's great... The company I worked in before was very competitive among colleagues. Everyone was a plastic colleague, and they rarely talked when they met."

I feel lucky that I have come to such a friendly firm, and at the same time I did not forget to ask curiously: "Why do they call you that?"

Obviously Yanyan looks like the youngest person.

"According to her seniority," Yanyan's system replied in a cool tone, "her seniority is too high to be the father of everyone present. But in order not to make the office environment look like X, so I took a step back. Changed to 'Sister'."

"……what?"

The cross talk master that AI mentioned just now is really a good teacher, he taught him into jokes, and laughed so hard that my reflex arc almost dropped the frame.

I'm going to the office to hand over the tasks, and then I'm going to start the newcomer training.Yan Yan happened to be on the same road as me, and asked me with concern: "How is your novice task doing?"

"It should be... okay?" I said not confidently.

"It's a story of "True and False White Moonlight". The original owner saved the male lead back then, but the heroine gave her a token of gratitude that was stolen by the female lead. Later, the male lead got acquainted with and fell in love with the female lead. Wait until the truth is revealed At that time, the male lead still hated the original owner, thinking that she was greedy for fame and fortune, and wanted to repay her kindness. Then it was the old routine of stealing heart and kidney..." I shrugged, "It's pretty vulgar."

After listening to my narration, Yan Yan was thoughtful, "Ah, I have also done similar tasks."

"Then how did you complete the task? My system has always said that my completion is not high... When the heroine stole the jade pendant, I exchanged it for a fake jade pendant for her, and then I kept hiding from passers-by to see her and the hero. People love and kill each other."

Yan Yan's expression looked quite proud, and her tone was also very confident, "I found the love of his life for the male lead, who is the real Mary Su heroine Bai Yueguang. Originally, I wanted to be consummated The love between the two of them, but who knows that the male lead has abandoned the love of his life and gone after someone else..."

Having said that, Yan Yan shook her head regretfully.

Seeing her expression, I more or less guessed the continuation of the story, and couldn't help scolding the scumbag with her. "These target persons are all of this kind of virtue, otherwise the client would not come to the firm for help."

Seeing the disappointed expression on Yanyan's face, I felt my heart was twisted together, and I hurriedly persuaded her: "You are really caring and meticulous to those targets, and you are actually willing to find true love for the male lead." ..."

I thought I could at most help the target find death... The ideological consciousness is really poor.

"Yes, indeed." Yan Yan nodded solemnly, "I also often help the target's family reunite neatly, so that they can live a happy and happy life as a happy family."

"I am a person with a work ethic and never kill."

When I was in admiration of Yanyan's ideological realm, her system fluctuated twice, recorded our chat just now, and said: "I recorded it and sent it to Tubi, so that the heroine Mary Su knows that she is With this other part of the scene."

The name Tubi seems familiar, as if it has been seen in some game or novel.While recalling, I explained the purpose of my visit to the staff at the gate of the office.

As a result of double-tasking, I missed what the system said later, "Yeah, you never kill animals. You usually pack them up and cook them before you open the knife. Phoenix fire brand ovens should be very useful, right?" Kind of sharp complaints.

It's my first time to hand in a task, so my heart beats fast and I'm nervous.As a result, at this moment, someone ran over and called Yan Yan away.

"Sister Yan! Director please go over!"

My system mentioned it casually before: there are two big leaders in the fast travel firm, one is the big boss who bought the firm, and the other is the director of the firm.

I once translated this relationship in my mind as: big boss=principal, bureau chief=head teacher.

Of course the principal is higher than the head teacher, but most ordinary students are more afraid of the head teacher.Because the principal may not remember who each student is, and may not be in charge of everyone; but the head teacher will definitely...

"Ah..." For my kind of social fear, going to see the leader is like going to the execution ground, I looked at Yan Yan sympathetically, trying to comfort this little girl who didn't seem to have much social experience, "Then be careful. "

I recalled some of the most common mistakes newbies make in the workplace, and said: "Even if you are unlucky enough to be scolded by the boss, don't pay attention to it, let alone quarrel with the boss, you know?"

"...Okay." Yan Yan nodded seriously and agreed, and even persuaded me in a very optimistic way, "And I don't think the boss of the firm will quarrel with me."

What a cute and sweet little girl.Looking at the back of Yan Yan's leaving, I thought, I pray that it is good news that the director is looking for her, and it must not be bad news such as dismissal and deductions of wages.

Before Yan Yan left, she handed over her mission report to me, and asked me to hand it over to the office on her behalf.

The office looks similar to the banking counter of ordinary humans, with a detailed division of labor.As soon as I entered the door, there was a special person in charge. I first handed Yan Yan's report to one of them, and then sat down tremblingly.

"You are the newcomer who just arrived," the office staff greeted me enthusiastically, "I was analyzing your novice task report just now."

"Don't be nervous." She flipped through my mission records and said, "Your mission results are not bad. You are now the second lowest C-level ranking... If you keep going like this, you should be able to rise one level soon seat."

These words did not surprise me, but I was stunned, "The second lowest? The executor rank is only ABCD? So what is S rank?"

"S-level?" The staff looked at me in amazement, "You, a newcomer, know a lot. S-level is the only one in our firm..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the exclamation of the staff next to him.

"Isn't it?! "The script of sadomasochistic love between the subjugated princess and the rebellious general" can start a side storyline and directly help the client restore the country?!"

He flipped through Yanyan's mission records frantically, "...and unified the whole country by the way?!"

"Who sent this mission report?" His eyes were as bright as brass bells, and he scanned the surroundings excitedly.

"Yes, it's me, I brought it for others along the way..."

Hearing what I said, the staff did not continue to ask, but excitedly looked for the name of the task executor, "Let me see which executor this is..."

"Oh." After seeing the signature on it clearly, the staff member's expression suddenly relaxed, "It's Sister Yan."

Even the tone of the voice contained some jokes of "as expected, as expected, it is indeed her": "That's all right."

? ?no? ?What?Why are you all right?

While I was dumbfounded, another staff member nearby raised his head and asked, "What did Sister Yan do again?"

The staff touched his chin, thought for a moment and then said, "Let me tell you this:

#Emperor, according to your order, the former princess was imprisoned in the palace to be the queen.

#Is she willing to give in to me?

#No, she rebelled and has attacked the city to overthrow your throne. "

"...Pfft. Hahahaha."

"As expected of Conan, Quick Travel World!"

The air is filled with a happy atmosphere, only I am still a dazed fool.

But I have vaguely realized that Yanyan is not as simple as the well-behaved and ignorant little girl in my mind.

During the subsequent registration process, I tentatively asked the staff a few words.

Then I got this answer:——"It can be seen that you are a real newcomer."

"Sister Yan, she is a role model for my generation, and I am top 1." The staff came up with a series of very skilled rainbow farts. I don't know how many times she said this paragraph, but she was able to go so smoothly. , "Father is father, big brother among big brothers."

I thought about the adjectives a little bit, "Could you...be a little more specific?"

Unexpectedly, this problem stumped the staff.

She discussed with her colleagues in a low voice for a long time before saying, "Are you going to participate in the newcomer training in a few days? Don't worry, the trainer will definitely teach you the previous task process of Sister Yan as a classic case." .”

"It's not that I don't want to tell you, but Sister Yan has too many glorious histories... I don't even know which one I should pick first."

"Okay, okay."

After completing the formalities, I was still in a dizzy state.I can't even use my brain to guess what kind of... incredible person this pretty little girl I just met was.

To be able to receive so many praises in the office, and even to be a god in the mouths of other people...

This is not something ordinary people can do.

In a trance, my binding system also ended the process and returned to me.

He explained my next trip in a mechanical voice without emotion.

While the system was talking, I looked up again and saw Yan Yan just walking over.

She was not only followed by her system, but also a tall and handsome red-haired man.

"...Hiss." I was wondering if Yan Yan was being trained by the director, when the serious and rigid system suddenly gasped, and stammered, he called Yan Yan, "Boss."

me?"

"Don't call me that." Yan Yan shook her head with a smile, "I bought the firm as a normal investment. When I was working, I was just an ordinary wage earner."

"..." Now I finally know why Yanyan said just now that the boss of the firm won't quarrel with her.

She is the boss herself! !

Later, through newcomer training, I finally understood:

There has never been such a ignorant, innocent and soft cute girl! !

Only the fierce and beautiful woman who can cover the clouds and rain with her hands and the moon and stars! !

Even the "Crosstalk Master" that she said in the system to teach him was Yan Yan himself!

And what the staff of the firm said before, 'She has so many deeds, I don't know which one to tell. 'It's not a cliche to perfunctory me.

……it is true.Too much.

In addition to the copy of "The Subjugated Princess Unifies the Country" that I witnessed up close, I also heard about it during the training process:

The story of "Send you a mermaid to popularize marine biodiversity for you".

"What you love is not me, but the jade bracelet, the bracelet, the wall, the wall!" The story.

The story of "Yinxiu can not only play the piano, but also play the suona".

...Every time I listen to one more piece, I feel more and more that I lost my mind at the time, so I think that Sister Yan is a weak, pitiful and helpless little girl who will be bullied by the chief.

I heard that her new task is a copy of the entertainment circle.

I thought about the most common hot spots in entertainment stories:

The benefactor in almost every story? ——People who can buy the fast travel agency as a normal investment, how could they need a financial backer.I even suspect that she will directly buy several companies and become the boss because she finds it troublesome.

Then go #委员会, the double you supported has quit the entertainment circle.

#Heh, is she willing to admit her mistake?

#No.But she's already bought our rival company, and now she's going to crush us -- that kind of plot line.

Or the hot Koi Xiaofuxing physique? ——This can be.After all, there is no shortage of Gods of Fortune and Wealth in her family, and they can even make a shooting star when necessary.

Or the sister who rides the wind and waves that is very popular recently? ——This... Sister Yan's family has the master Haifang who makes waves, and the goddess of wind and rain who calls the wind and rain, and Yanyan who is more fatherly than her father.

... After such a list, I think there can be one more classic case of Sister Yan.

During the training period, my system didn't know what gossip I heard, so I came over and asked: "I heard that the host once comforted the boss, saying that as long as she is willing to work hard, she will definitely be able to go from S-level to A-level?"

"...Don't say it."

Sorry to bother you, I took the liberty! !