I am a Shikigami in Ba Zong Literature

"..." Although the system questioned Yan Yan's vocabulary for the umpteenth time, he was still very well-trained and activated the Shikigami buff according to the host's command.

Bone girl, the most explicit buff in history.

none of them.

As the name suggests, the monster is a bone girl who turns into a spirit.The skeletal girl was bullied and betrayed before her death, and because of this powerful hatred, she turned into a ghost after her death. Her soul was attached to her own bones, and she lingered in the world and refused to leave.

This buff is indeed very suitable for dealing with scumbags, and it is also very suitable for the current situation where the original owner is almost sun-dried.

As for explicitness.

As we all know, in the case of Yanyan, being explicit = exposing the bones.

No problem.

As the Bone Girl buff took effect, the memories and wishes of the original owner also flashed quickly in Yan Yan's mind.

It is another ancient sadistic text that abuses the body and mind.

The heroine Zhuang Lianxue was originally the daughter of a minister in the court, and she and the prince Gu Wenhao were childhood sweethearts.As a result, Zhuang's father failed in the political struggle and was exiled by the enemy.Gu Wenhao couldn't bear to see Qingmei suffer, so he worked secretly, swapping identities with Zhuang Lianxue, the big maid by his side, so as to prevent the female lead from being exiled and allow her to stay by his side.

Both of them have the great ambition to clear the grievances of the dealer. In order to achieve this wish, Gu Wenhao did not hesitate to go against his own heart and married the original owner, the daughter of an important minister in the court, so as to use the support of the original owner's family to climb up step by step. .

It's a pity that within a few years of the original owner's marriage, her parents died of illness one after another. Without the support of her mother's family, in Gu Wenhao's eyes, she became an eyesore who was useless and occupied the magpie's nest to prevent him from being with his true love.

Nothing can stop the hero and heroine from running towards true love.Even if the heroine's identity is false and cannot be announced to the world, Gu Wenhao still secretly accepts her as a side concubine.

Since then, the two of them have become more and more unscrupulous, every day you fight with each other.But the original owner was pitiful, and he could only watch helplessly as the person next to his pillow doted on another person.

The original owner has a dull personality, and doesn't know any tricks, so Zhuang Lianxue almost always rides on her head and slaps her in the face.Later, she managed to get tough once again, when Zhuang Lianxue offended her again, she got tough and wanted to teach the other party how to behave...

The ending was the sentence "My lord, my concubine has been exposed to the sun for three days!", and was tortured to death by Gu Wenhao.

And after her death, Gu Wenhao also rejected all proposals for sequels under the pretext of "missing his dead wife".He and Zhuang Lianxue continued to be sweet and loving under the cover of the original owner.And in the end, she successfully overturned the case for the dealer, and Zhuang Lianxue, who had recovered her identity, got married and became a real princess.

Before the original owner was alive, he had no status in the palace; after his death, he couldn't even enshrine in the palace.Remorse and hatred led her to find the firm and Yanyan. Her mission goal was very simple, and there was only one: to take revenge on Gu Wenhao and Zhuang Lianxue, the two enemies.

The current time of Yan Yan's crossing is exactly when the original owner should have died.

The bone girl is a monster who wants to get up and take revenge even if she dies, and it really fits the current situation very well.

Just after retrieving the memory of the original owner, Yan Yan heard another indifferent male voice, "You continue to watch here until she apologizes to the side concubine."

"Side concubine?" Yan Yan, who had collapsed on the ground, suddenly raised her head and asked with a sneer, "Why don't I know what side concubine is there?"

Gu Wenhao's face darkened, "Don't ask questions knowingly."

There is a problem with Zhuang Lianxue's identity, and she can usually hide it; but if she is to become a 'prince's side concubine', she will definitely not be able to withstand the scrutiny of the higher authorities.

So Gu Wenhao could only treat her as a concubine, and only said to the public that he turned the big maid into a concubine.

This is the most regrettable thing in Gu Wenhao's life, and when he heard Yan Yan mention it, he became more and more annoyed.

Yan Yangang experienced the torment of mathematics in the last world, and now seeing Gu Wenhao's gloomy face, instead of being afraid, she even wanted to analyze the fan-shaped statistical chart of his complex expression: how cold is it, how cold is it? anger?

"Is she listed in the genealogy or registered in the clan?" Yan Yan stood up slowly, her voice was calm without any ups and downs, "If she is not there, then she is just a concubine."

"I'm a concubine, don't I have the qualifications to deal with a concubine?"

The other bugs in this world don't matter, and Yan Yan doesn't want to delve into how the hero, a powerless king with a different surname, managed to keep the original owner at the beginning of the story.

I don't want to talk about why the princess has been exposed to the sun for so many days. The news is only circulated in the mansion, and the outside world doesn't know it at all...

Yan Yan just wanted to complain a little.

She has never been able to stand this kind of 'I have difficulties, so I have to marry someone else, but I still love you. 'Disgusting drama.

You chose to marry the princess because of your career?

Don't put gold on your face.

Why do some people always want to portray themselves as such a difficult person who suffers from hardship?Can you be honest and admit that you are cowardly and weak and you can only rely on your wife to be in charge?

While coaxing the tool man, he still wants true love.

Nightmare eaters are unwilling to devour such disgusting daydreams.

Dajiangshan Gaotianyuan or Santuchuan, which place is more complicated and tricky than a small royal city, and it has never been heard that Shuten or Yan Mo are going to marry tool people in order to gain power.

Read it again: People who can do this kind of thing are weak and cowardly and refuse to admit it.

Yan Yan's words hit Gu Wenhao's deathbed, and he took a step forward angrily, "Do you know what you said, why are you going crazy—"

Seeing the aggressive Gu Wenhao approaching her, Yan Yan immediately frowned and took a step back, "Don't come here."

Gu Wenhao was taken aback, thinking that Yan Yan was afraid of his domineering aura, before he could put a smug smile on his face, he heard Yan Yan say again: "Stay away from me, you are ugly to me, I am now don't want to see you."

"……you!!"

People who can be the protagonists, of course, are superior in appearance.The male protagonist Gu Wenhao is also like this, tall and handsome, he has practiced martial arts for many years, and looks handsome with strong hormones.

But that also depends on who you are comparing with.

Yan Yan has spent more than half a year with Jiu Tun Tamamo former Yamata no Orochi and Qing Xingdeng, and her aesthetics has long been spoiled by her own shikigami.

Now when I see Gu Wenhao, I naturally feel that the other party's eyes are not eyes, nose is not nose, and there is an awkward gap everywhere.

"You, you shrew," Gu Wenhao was so angry that he was incoherent, "I'm going to divorce you—"

"Then you'd better hurry up," Yan Yan looked at the other party gratefully, "I'm really looking forward to it."

In the real world, there is 'thank you for not marrying', so Yan Yan should be 'thank you for divorcing your wife'. '

"But my lord, let me advise you," Yan Yan didn't bother to call herself a concubine or concubine in front of him, and said directly, "You'd better think about the reason first, and don't wait until you are speechless in front of the elder Zong and the emperor." Come."

The prince wants to divorce his concubine, which is such a simple matter.The original owner was the concubine who was married into the door by him, and he worshiped the heaven and earth and gave the ancestral ultimatum.He hasn't made any mistakes for many years, so Gu Wenhao has no face to mention the word "Xiu".

Furthermore, Gu Wenhao is just an unfavored king with a different surname, and he can only see his face at a few banquets a year.In Kyoto, a place where 'one brick can hit seven princes', he is not considered a character at all.

On the contrary, the original owner of the low marriage, although his parents died early, but the previous connections of the parents are still there.Her father was a civil servant, and of course all her acquaintances were also civil servants.

And civil servants... are the best at cursing.

More talkative than keyboard trolls.

If Yan Yan was really divorced by Gu Wenhao on the grounds of 'teaching concubines how to behave', then the civil servants of the original owner's father could really spray him to death with saliva.

Hearing Yan Yan's words, Gu Wenhao's eyes darkened, "Do you think I can't do anything to you if you say that?"

Faced with such a blatant threat, Yanyan's expression remained the same, "Of course you have a way, and you have many ways."

Divorce is not the only way to get rid of Yanyan.

Drugging, framing, or torturing the original owner who loved him so much to death like now.Afterwards, under the banner of 'missing my dead wife', I can continue to be in love with the heroine.

There are many ways for him, should Yan Yan applaud him and praise him for being a clever little ghost?

When the male protagonist was on the verge of breaking out, Zhuang Lianxue, his voice-interpreting flower bosom friend, came.

"Don't! It's all my fault. It's because I don't know the rules. That's why I alarmed the princess to teach me the rules. I troubled the princess..." Zhuang Lianxue began to admit her mistake as soon as she arrived, and Lihua apologized to Yan Yan with rain .Her delicate body kept trembling, but she refused to fall down.

What a strong little white flower.Really commendable quality.

Tears are Zhuang Lianxue's best weapon.She always 'touches the scene', bursts into tears in front of the original owner, and then 'just happens' to be bumped into by Gu Wenhao.Then came the comfort to Zhuang Lianxue, and the reprimand to the original owner.

Even if the original owner tried hard to argue that he had done nothing, Gu Wenhao would not believe it.

"She's already crying like this! How could you not do anything!"

At this time, Zhuang Lianxue would blink her innocent eyes and explain to the original owner: "No, everything is fine with me, the princess is very good to me, really."

While speaking, he cried even harder, with a pitiful look of being forced to give in, and in tears, he threw the pot that couldn't be removed for the original owner.

Let the original owner be speechless.

Zhuang Lianxue wiped her tears with a handkerchief, and was waiting for Yan Yan to defend and explain as usual, when she suddenly heard Yan Yan's casual voice.

"It turns out that you also know that you are causing trouble to me." Yan Yan looked Zhuang Lianxue up and down, "Now that you know, don't keep making trouble in the future. You won't be ashamed and thrown outside in the future, and people will say that the palace has no rules."

"...I..." Zhuang Lianxue didn't expect that Yan Yan didn't complain at all this time, but admitted it so simply.

The person who was allowed to be rubbed by her like mud in the past, now showed such a fierce appearance.

——This feeling is like: Zhuang Lianxue wanted to throw a black pot at Yanyan, but Yanyan took the pot and cooked a hot pot on the spot.

Suddenly being disrupted, Zhuang Lianxue froze.She looked at Yanyan in disbelief, but was stung by the disapproval on the other's expression.

……indeed.The concubine wanted to teach the concubine how to behave, which was a matter of course.

Yanyan doesn't need to feel guilty at all.

Thinking of this, the tears in Zhuang Lianxue's eyes became more sincere.She thought sadly, she was not a concubine who was born as a maid, she should have been on an equal footing with Yan Yan...

No, even Yanyan's current princess position should belong to her originally!

Gu Wenhao didn't notice the resentment that flashed across Zhuang Lianxue's face. Like many male protagonists in Jiangzhi literature, when he saw Zhuang Lianxue's tears, he flew into a rage and said to the servant behind him: " The princess is ill, so take the princess to a remote hospital to recuperate."

"In order to make it easier for the concubine to recuperate, no one should bother her recently." While speaking, he even removed Yan Yan's servants.It was made clear that Yan Yan was going to fend for herself in the side courtyard.

Seeing Gu Wenhao's fierce expression, Yan Yan was not surprised.

This person was able to make the original owner into a human figure who would hang up and die, and he might be able to prescribe medicine to send Yan Yan away in the near future.

There was no disturbance in Yan Yan's heart, but Ning Xiang, the maid beside her, was so anxious that she was about to cry.

This is a rare person who is loyal to the original owner from the beginning to the end. With tears in her eyes, she looked at Yan Yan worriedly, "Master, please beg the prince for mercy again..."

"There is something you need to do," Yan Yan interrupted Ningxiang, "very important thing."

Seeing Yanyan's serious expression, Ningxiang wiped away her tears, and solemnly replied: "As long as the princess tells me, I will definitely do it."

"Recently, take care of the small kitchen and prepare more spicy dishes. After I come out, I have to have a good meal."

"……what?"

Yan Yan is serious.

The food in ancient times is very different from the modern one. In Yan Yan's place, it is considered a local dish of 'you will get tired if you eat too much, and you will miss it if you eat too much'.

And after recalling or experiencing 'cruel hairy blood flourishing' and 'dried meat hanging dead', Yanyan is really hungry...

The side courtyard of the palace is similar to the cold palace of the imperial palace, it is the kind of three-nothing place where no one has no food and no sense of security.

But Yanyan was very happy staying there.

No one took care of it for too long, and it was deserted?Then go to the broom god, and the broom becomes a master, and Fu Sangshen can solve everything in two seconds; no sense of security?

... Yan Yan has never known what "insecurity" is in her entire life.

As a humanoid arsenal, she only makes others feel insecure.

As for no one?

That would be more convenient for Yanyan to let herself go.

Yan Yan has made an appointment with the system before, and the next mission world will go to ancient times.

She has also made sufficient preparations, and has stored a lot of props in the system backpack.

Certainly not a history book or something.

It's potato chips and cola snacks, a switch, and a tablet that caches a lot of movies.

She came to Chuanchuan for vacation, not to cross the catastrophe.Of course it should look like a vacation.

"Let the dream-eating tapir find someone to entrust more dreams," Yan Yan lay comfortably on the beanbag with potato chips in her arms, and was very dedicated to her work, "then sent Chi Tong to pester Gu Wenhao for the past few days , Grab him and hack him whenever you get a chance."

In the ancient world, he suffered the scourge of five thunders, and it was not only once, but it was a recurring and frequent scourge.

Gu Wenhao can really make his name in history.

For Onmyoji, the ancient world of ghosts and gods is the best dungeon to solve.

When she gets bored someday, she can make a phoenix and a green dragon to act as a sign.

system:……

Before I scrap it, can I still see the host go through the normal process to complete the task?

Impossible, forget it.

Yan Yan's efficiency has always been very high.So are her shikigami.

Gu Wenhao only needs to go out these days, whether it's making an appointment with a friend to go to a restaurant, or quietly taking Zhuang Lianxue to the countryside for a horse ride...

In short, as long as they appear on the street, they will be struck by the oncoming thunder.

And every time he only hit him alone, the target was extremely precise and clear, never deviated, and never accidentally injured.

In this era of believing in the theory of gods and ghosts, the "five thunders strike the top" is already one of the high-level punishments.

Gu Wenhao has always been just an ordinary king with a different surname who is not favored in the capital, and not many people want to make friends with him.

But this time...he made a big splash.

Not only the red tongue moves fast, but also the nightmare-eating tapir.

Normally speaking, ordinary ordinary dreams are all mysterious and mysterious, such as a bear jumping towards me in a dream, a blue bird falling in a dream...

In short, people have to wait until things happen, and people recall them before they can realize a little bit, 'ah, this dream is talking about this thing'.

Anyway, dreams are made by people themselves, even if they are made up to serve as a vassal, no one will know.

However, the dreams performed by the Yanyan School Nightmare Eater are more 'advanced' and 'smart'.Full of modern shortcut style, straight to the point, absolutely no trouble for both parties.

The goal of the dream is accurate: the emperor, the empress dowager, several well-known Taoist priests and masters in Taoism and Buddhism in this world.

The content of the entrusted dream was also very detailed and rich, and he directly explained the information of "there are noble people suffering in the house in Kyoto" to several important figures.

The dream-eating tapir who was in charge of entrusting the dream was also worried about Yanyan, for fear that the little onmyoji would suffer, so he carried out some self-expression during the process of entrusting the dream.He flaunted the importance of this suffering nobleman, directly linking her existence with the fortune of the country.

They even invited the Lord of the Stars and the Lord of the Underworld to dream together. ——Things from their mouths are much more credible than words from a nightmare-eating tapir that looks like a pig.

——I can't wait to report Yan Yan's current address directly, and ask them to save her.

"..." After seeing this operation, the system just wanted to ask, "Are you sure you won't be arrested as a monster?"

"No," Yan Yan pressed the game controller to pick up branches, "In troubled times, you will find evildoers to take the blame for the chaos in the world."

"Now that the world is in peace and prosperity, why do you want evildoers? Why don't you just offer it up as a lucky star."

Yu Zaoqian is the most familiar with this kind of routine, and Yan Yan has listened to the big demon's analysis many times to review the mentality of a high-ranking person.

In fact, Yan Yanda can use other methods to get close to these people in power.What gift sets are close, what save the nobles and become their savior...

But since there are such quick and convenient means, why do we need to save the country with a high curve?

Those people in the palace were stunned at first after having the dream; they checked each other's dreams, only then did they realize that their dreams were exactly the same.

Before they started to investigate the matter, several Taoist priests and eminent monks who seldom went down the mountain or left the temple entered the palace one after another and talked about it.

... Now they couldn't help but not believe it.

And to investigate, it is easy to investigate.

Recently, the news that Gu Wenhao was chased and hacked by thunder has spread throughout the capital.

The scourge of 'Five Thunders'.

Isn't such a big crime just because of offending that noble man from heaven!

Therefore, Gu Wenhao, who has been disfavored all the year round, finally got the precious opportunity to enter the palace to meet the Holy Majesty outside of the palace banquet.

Before setting off, Gu Wenhao and Zhuang Lianxue made sufficient preparations excitedly, only feeling that the emperor had discovered their strengths and was determined to reuse themselves.My future looks bright...

With such a passionate attitude, Gu Wenhao entered the palace excitedly.

On the way, he was grabbed and hacked three or four times by the red tongue.

Although Gu Wenhao is an unfavored prince living at home, he has a dream of being a general.His skin was already dark after practicing martial arts all the year round; after being struck back and forth by lightning three or four times...it was even mushy like a lump of carbon.

This caused Gu Wenhao to receive many mocking or surprised looks along the way.The man smiled coldly, showing a contemptuous expression.

——Soon these people will know who they have offended.Those who oppose him will never end well.

Such a confident Gu Wenhao was greeted with scolding as soon as he entered the palace.

In order to keep this game from being too boring, the dream-eating tapir followed Yan Yan's instructions and reminded these people in the dream that they should not reveal Yan Yan's extraordinary identity at will.

So the emperor didn't dare to say it in front of Gu Wenhao, and just scolded Gu Wenhao from the perspectives of 'doting concubines and destroying wives', 'chaos in the back house', 'why sweeping the world if you don't sweep a house', 'the scourge of five thunders'.

Gu Wenhao, who was used to being proud and conceited, was so scolded that he couldn't lift his head.

Under such pressure, Yan Yan stayed in the side courtyard for four days before being respectfully invited out by the housekeeper.

When she was invited out, Gu Wenhao was practicing sword practice to vent his anger and unwillingness.

The sword moves lightly, but the sword moves thickly; the sword in Gu Wenhao's hand keeps flying, fighting wits and courage with the air.

Yan Yan is sure that this person must be chopping himself as a target in his heart.

"My lord's swordsmanship is superb, comparable to a sword master." Of course, Zhuang Lianxue, the Xieyuhua, couldn't miss this opportunity. Her eyes were full of admiration and admiration, and she focused on Gu Wenhao's sword-wielding movements. Gu Wenhao's self-esteem was satisfied.

Gu Wenhao, who had been humiliated in the palace before, regained a sliver of self-confidence.

While Gu Wenhao continued to dance the sword, he looked at Zhuang Lianxue affectionately, and the two had a sense of sympathy as if they met a bosom friend in the mountains and rivers.

He knew it, even if the world didn't understand him.But Lian Xue still understands herself.

Zhuang Lianxue, the No. [-] contestant in Kua Kua Group, not only wanted to praise Gu Wenhao herself, but also tried to pull Yan Yan into the group, deliberately raised her voice and asked Yan Yan passing by: "What do you think?"

Deliberately drawing Gu Wenhao's attention to Yan Yan aroused the undiminished anger in his heart.

Zhuang Lianxue has played this kind of tricks before.After he won Gu Wenhao's favor, he had to pull in the unpleasant original owner as a foil to set himself off.

The original owner has a dull personality and is not good at words, so of course she can't talk like Zhuang Lianxue with her eyes closed.Every time she encountered this kind of problem, she would only blushed and hesitated for a long time without saying a word.

Gu Wenhao was inflated to the extreme because of Zhuang Lianxue's flattery. After seeing the original owner's performance, he was naturally disappointed, and because of this, he felt that Zhuang Lianxue was his lifelong bosom friend, and only she could understand and understand himself.

But in fact, in order to keep up with Gu Wenhao's preferences, the original owner specially sent his servants to an antique shop to find a lot of sword manuals and give them to Gu Wenhao.As a result, under Zhuang Lianxue's suggestion, Gu Wenhao thought that the original owner was laughing at him for not being good at learning, so he became more and more distant.

The original owner will not laugh at him.

Yan Yan will.

"Sword dancer," Yan Yan stood not far away and watched Gu Wenhao's movements carefully for a while, "That's all."

Compared with the sword-wielding shikigami in her family, they are really far behind. They are all flashy and ostentatious, and their men are weak and soft, and their reactions are slow.

If it was really a trick to kill the enemy, when Gu Wenhao was spinning and jumping with the sword to indulge himself, the enemy would have already sealed his throat with a sword and sliced ​​him into sashimi by the way.

"And the sword dance is too uninspiring." After commenting on Gu Wenhao's sword skills mercilessly, Yan Yan thoughtfully concluded, "Let's have something new."

Almost every male protagonist in ancient literature has to make two gestures with his sword, and then the heroine happens to see it, and then he is shocked and fell in love with heaven and man at first sight.

"What's so amazing about sword dancing?" Yan Yan said in a serious tone, "If you really want to shock the onlookers, such a rotten street activity like sword dancing is absolutely not acceptable."

"How about this, you come and dance a yangko." Yan Yan suggested to Gu Wenhao sincerely, "The passers-by who come to watch you are definitely in groups."

Later in the book it will be written like this:

——I saw the young man in white with fluttering clothes, like a god, he took out the soft sword in his sleeve unhurriedly, opened his posture calmly in front of the enemy, and then.

A Yangko dance was performed in front of everyone.

Wow.This is what is called stunning at a glance, and you can't forget it when you see it.

Much better than dancing swords or something.

While thinking, Yan Yan nodded firmly.Being able to come up with such a golden idea, she is indeed the pride of the firm, the Light of Fast Traveling.