I am a Shikigami in Ba Zong Literature

Yan Yan thinks that she has been very successful in tutoring the bully Zhou Haoxuan.

She is united and friendly, willing to help others, helping classmates, and enthusiastically tutoring... In this world, she still implements the considerate attitude of "treating goals as warm as spring breeze".

Sure enough, no matter what kind of world she is in, she is still the light of fast travel.

Although "warm like a spring breeze" refers to the spring breeze turning into rain, the spring breeze blowing on the face, and the warm spring breeze.

And Yanyan is a typhoon of category eight accompanied by sandstorms...

During a big class break when running exercises were canceled due to rain, Yan Yan pointed to the history test paper and explained to Zhou Haoxuan:

"Looking at this question, option A is obviously wrong, option B is correct but not in line with the meaning of the question, and C is correct but not the optimal solution, so choose D." Yan Yan raised her eyes to look at Zhou Haoxuan, and asked again, "Do you understand?" ?”

"...??" Zhou Haoxuan looked at Yanyan in front of him with a distorted expression, "Are you kidding me?"

This is also called a lecture topic? ?

What Yan Yan held in her hand was still the extreme magic pen she had kindly given to Zhou Haoxuan before, and the gel pen was twirling back and forth on the slender fingers of the little Onmyoji, "That's how the history questions are said, and that's how it is done. "

"Just like the geography question I talked about yesterday," Yan Yan added, "The surge in water consumption in time period B is because the TV is broadcasting advertisements during that time period."

The questions of liberal arts students are always so unreasonable.It is more metaphysical than onmyoji and card drawing.

"..." Zhou Haoxuan took a deep breath, trying to suppress the feeling that he was about to go berserk, "Okay, then I really have to thank Teacher Yan for his teaching."

"I still have something to do, so I'll leave first. Mr. Yan, let's continue to study the ABCD options."

The longer he spends with Yanyan, the more he regrets that he chose Yanyan as the target of provocation in the first place.She is not a coquettish and rich young lady, she is clearly a beautiful but cannibal flower.Yanyan spent the past two weeks nourished and happy, but he...was about to vomit blood from time to time.

Seeing Zhou Haoxuan's leaving back, Yan Yan raised her eyebrows and muttered in a low voice: "You think it's unreasonable? I find it even more unbelievable."

Last night, Yan Yan studied a Chinese reading comprehension question for a long time, but she still couldn't find a way.The little onmyoji who studied thoroughly did what he said, and he really went to Yan Mo and the ghost messenger to borrow people, and invited the original author of the article to give himself a lecture.

However, the next day, after Yan Yan handed in her homework with confidence, she was puzzled to find that all of her reading comprehension questions were all wrong...

Topic: Please analyze the sentence "The blue curtain fluttered slightly and caressed her face."

In class, the Chinese teacher slapped the blackboard excitedly and emphasized: "I told you a long time ago, you must carefully examine the questions when doing the questions! Even if it is an ordinary homework, don't relax! Don't think that this is not the college entrance examination, just fool around a bit. Already!"

"Look at this topic, how many people have done it wrong! Think about it, why did the author write blue curtains? Not red and green? Because blue is the color of melancholy, and blue curtains symbolize the melancholy of the protagonist. The sad state of mind has laid the groundwork for the following turning point! Do you know!"

"..." Yan Yan's hand taking notes trembled slightly.She recalled the original author's reaction after seeing this sentence last night:

'Because the curtains were blue at that time? ? ! '

... Chinese reading comprehension questions, a magical question.

The person who wrote the question can always analyze the deep meaning that even the author of the article has never thought about, and based on this meaning, he can write hundreds of words of standard answers eloquently.

After going through this incident, Yan Yan really felt that there was no need for Zhou Haoxuan to feel aggrieved and speechless.

Neither she nor the original author of the article have called Qu yet!

Song Wen, who was sitting in the front row of Yan Yan, also noticed the scene where Zhou Haoxuan was driven away by Yan Yan.She rolled her eyes, ignored her deskmate who was about to talk to her, and quickly followed Zhou Haoxuan out.

Although she looked down on Zhou Haoxuan, a cannon fodder with a tragic future, she didn't mind using him to deal with Yan Yan.

Zhou Haoxuan was getting together with his younger brothers in class 27.

"Boss, it's been almost a month since school started, why haven't you returned to class?"

Zhou Haoxuan snorted angrily, "It's not that simple."

The younger brother asked suspiciously: "Is it so troublesome? Boss, isn't it the school girl in our school who you have been embarrassing recently? I heard that she is very timid, she is so delicate."

"School belle?" Zhou Haoxuan replied with a sneer, "She's not the school belle. She's clearly the dean's civil ambassador."

Just looking at her face, Yan Yan certainly deserves the title of 'school beauty'.Obviously everyone is in their teens, with bare faces and wearing bloated school uniforms, but Yanyan can use a single face to charm the Quartet, making the hearts and minds of the whole school slip towards her.

The result is such a beautiful girl who keeps her mouth open and shuts up to persuade her to learn.

Zhou Haoxuan continued to say angrily: "If I do something wrong, the dean will criticize me a few words before persuading me to study hard; what about her? She came up and said that I have 'too little homework', and then threw me a piece of paper. Type the test paper. It's even more ruthless than the dean."

"Uh... so, the school beauty of our school is really beautiful."

As soon as Song Wen approached, he heard Zhou Haoxuan and his younger brothers complaining about Yan Yan.Her eyes lit up, and she approached with an innocent smile: "Did Yanyan get into some trouble?"

"Yan Yan is a straightforward person, and she often says wrong things and does wrong things on the spur of the moment." Song Wen pretended to defend Yan Yan, "Don't be angry, and don't make things difficult for her. She has always been very timid, It’s not too frightening, I was scared to cry because of listening to horror stories before.”

"School beauty afraid of horror stories?" Zhou Haoxuan didn't speak for a long time, so the younger brother had to ask casually to break the silence.

"Yeah," Song Wen replied immediately, "She is most afraid of ghosts and the dark. Especially ghost stories, she will be scared when she hears them."

After telling Zhou Haoxuan about Yanyan's weakness, Song Wen returned to the class excitedly, secretly looking forward to the result of the school bully taking action against Yanyan.

On the way, I also received a text message from Yue Hexuan, asking her to meet at the old place after school in the afternoon.

High school students are not allowed to bring mobile phones to school. Song Wen secretly stuffed his mobile phone into his schoolbag every day in order to contact Yue Hexuan as soon as possible.

Song Wen happily agreed to Yue Hexuan, and thought triumphantly: Today is really lucky, I not only tried to block Yan Yan, but also had further contact with Yue Hexuan.

She knew she must be the chosen child favored by fate.

And when the Chosen One left, Zhou Haoxuan looked at her back and asked the younger brothers around him: "Does she have any enmity with Yan Xueba?"

"Yes, yes," the younger brother immediately replied, "Brother Hao, have you forgotten? Before the school belle suspected Song Wen of cheating in the exam and questioned her in public, Song Wen even made a set of test papers on the spot to clear herself."

"The relationship between the two of them has been bad since then."

"...Just for this?"

Of course Zhou Haoxuan heard the implication of Song Wen's words just now. She kept saying that she was defending Yan Yan, but in fact, she exposed what Yan Yan was most afraid of.If the person who heard those words was really a bad person, he would definitely deal with Yanyan based on this point.

Song Wen was still too self-confident, thinking that he was a reborn person, he held a contemptuous attitude towards other people, and teased them like fools.

However, there are so many cannon fodder that are easily incited in life.If she wants someone else to be her gun, she must first see if she is worthy.

"Yeah," said the younger brother who loves gossip, so he knows this matter very clearly, "but to be honest, Song Wen was at most a mid-level student before. As a result, he passed the monthly exam all at once. Ten, not to mention that the school belle will be suspicious, even many teachers are whispering in private."

"It's just that the school belle dared to say it directly." As a result, the heroine regarded the original owner as a deadly enemy who wanted to get rid of it quickly.

"..." After listening to the younger brother's words, Zhou Haoxuan finally understood the catchphrase that Yan Yan had been talking about before, 'It's because there is too little homework that you are in the mood to engage in youth pain literature. '

'Just do a few more sets of test papers. '

"...It's really too little homework," Zhou Haoxuan said to himself, "I actually have time to think about how to frame people."

In such a comparison, the school bully thinks that Yan Yan, the spokesperson for the folk teaching director, is simply too harmless...

Misunderstandings are always beautiful.

Only people like Zhou Haoxuan who don't know the truth will feel that Conan is harmless and pitiful.

People who know Yanyan will only take the initiative to send a bouquet of white flowers or play a suona when someone provokes her.

After Zhou Haoxuan complained with his younger brothers, the younger brother also took the initiative to share his worries: "Then Brother Hao, why don't you find a way to get close to the school girl first?"

"Didn't the school belle just happen to be tutoring you in your studies recently? After you establish a good relationship, ask her to find some excuses with the teacher, saying that you are not suitable to stay in that class... Isn't that also a way?"

Zhou Haoxuan pondered for a moment, and actually agreed to the proposal, "You can try it...then how can I get close to her?"

"Girls," said the younger brother confidently, "they all like soft, cute and sweet things. Give her a few related things first, and she will definitely get a good impression."

So when school was over in the afternoon, Zhou Haoxuan walked to Yan Yan's desk, took out two pieces of fudge and handed them to her, "Thank you gift for Teacher Yan."

"Thank you Teacher Yan for your recent guidance. I finally understand that cos and tan are not the content of English class, but the definition of math class."

Zhou Haoxuan had a good appearance, standing next to Yanyan and holding out two pink soft candies quietly, coupled with his evil smile, it was like a scene when the hero of an idol drama is trying to please his sweetheart.It caused many students who hadn't left the classroom to cast their gazes.

However, as we all know, in Yan Yan, the light who is fast passing through the world, the plot of the idol drama...doesn't exist.

Yan Yan stared at the fudge in Zhou Haoxuan's hand with complicated eyes, the corners of her mouth twitched twice, and she reluctantly thanked, "Thank you."

"Although it's not as delicious as hot pot." Yan Yan added in a tone full of regret, "It's not as good as hot and sour noodles."

"Could you bring a hot pot to thank me next time? Otherwise... a cheaper Malatang is also fine."

Thanking someone with two fudge... how perfunctory!This is the rich second generation!mean!

Except for the task game time, Yan Yan rarely deals with humans.After all, whether it is the little onmyoji who was cruelly abandoned by human parents, or the shikigami who fell from human beings for various reasons, their impression of human beings is not very good, and naturally they are unwilling to contact human beings.

However, although she has little contact with her, Yan Yan has to say: Humans are so talented in food.

Fried chicken hot and sour noodles in hot pot; barbecue chocolate with milk tea...all of them are much more fragrant than the little onmyoji's special dish 'Yuanbao candle paper money'.

"..."

"Have you ever heard the story of Songziniao?" Zhou Haoxuan asked with a dull face after several minutes of silence.

According to the legend, the baby bird will send the baby to the family who is looking forward to the child. It is a very warm and lovely story.

Yan Yan looked up at Zhou Haoxuan suspiciously, "I've heard of it, what's the matter?" This story was still the bedtime story Gu Huo Niao told her.

"I don't think you were sent by Songziniao." Zhou Haoxuan continued with a half-smile, "You were sent by Sparrow playing Allegro and talking cross talk."

With a good face, fair complexion, beautiful temperament and good temperament, the school belle who is more face-saving when she speaks out, why does she open her mouth.

Moreover, he still opened his mouth to the Deyun branch, but kept his mouth shut.

He was really mad at criticizing just now, that's why he wanted to bribe her with sugar.

Zhou Haoxuan let out a long sigh, and picked up his schoolbag that didn't contain a few books, "Okay, Mr. Yan, let's enjoy the hot pot, I'm leaving."

Yan Yan squinted her eyes, and became vigilant, "You still have three test papers to write today, where do you want to go?"

Her reaction made Qin Wan, who happened to be passing by, laugh instantly.

When she heard that the teacher had arranged the school bully and the school belle to study together, she thought this would be the beginning of another school romance.

... As a result, there is no pink bubble at all, only Jiaofu and the four heavenly kings accompany him like a shadow.

"Please, Teacher Yan," Zhou Haoxuan almost rolled his eyes, "It's finally a weekend, can't I have some private time?"

Senior high school students don't have any holidays, even on weekends, they can only take one and a half days off for two or three weeks.

Zhou Haoxuan has been stared at by his family recently, and he can't even do the voluntary holiday behavior of skipping classes.After finally waiting for a weekend overhaul, I have already made an appointment with a group of younger brothers to go out to play.

"The dean is not as responsible as you..." Zhou Haoxuan felt that he had made a mistake just now.Yan Yan should not be the private spokesperson of the teaching director, but Wenqu Xing, who likes to urge people to study hard.

Yan Yan had always treated Zhou Haoxuan's reasons very casually, but after hearing a familiar place name from the other party, the little Onmyoji immediately became excited, "Have you heard of the saying "respect teachers and value education? Shouldn't the teacher's wish be fulfilled?"

"...what are you trying to say?"

"I want to go with you."

The place name mentioned by Zhou Haoxuan is the most prosperous commercial place in the city.Bars, Internet cafes, ktv, and large shopping malls are all available.

It is the old place where the hero and heroine often meet in the original book.

Yan Yan had noticed early on that Song Wen was very excited today, and started packing her schoolbag before the school bell rang, as if she was expecting something.

Although there is a joke called "not active after school, there is a problem with the head", but judging from Song Wen's shy expression, she should have gone to see the hero Yue Hexuan.

As a considerate, sincere and responsible executor, Yan Yan is very happy to be a witness of the love between the male and female protagonists.

When Yanyan insists on something, no one can change her.

In the end, Zhou Haoxuan still brought Yan Yan, who looked like a good student, to the party ktv.

The school belle appeared, and the chaotic box instantly became quiet.The younger brothers looked at each other and stuttered, "Xiao, Xiaohua, oh no, good afternoon, Yan!"

Yanyan greeted them and sat down, then skillfully took off her schoolbag, took out one, two, three or four sets of test papers and spread them on the table, "You guys are busy, don't worry about me."

Even in the face of a group of people staring at the delinquent boy, Yan Yan didn't feel nervous at all.The little onmyoji can see that although this group of people are bad, they are actually just a group of scumbags who don't like to study, not vicious people. ——Of course, the more important reason is that Yan Yan sized them up and found that they were not as good as herself.They're just a bunch of non-threatening little wretches who need to do more homework to save the future.

"..." The little brothers turned their heads to look at Zhou Haoxuan in unison, and now they finally believed the boss's previous complaints.

It really is the dean's private spokesperson, oh no, the dean who talks about learning every day should never have imagined that there will be students who love learning so much.

Doing homework in a ktv, no one would dare to believe it.

After the younger brother skillfully poured a glass of beer for Zhou Haoxuan, he looked at Yan Yan cautiously, "School...Student Yan, can I get you a bottle of water?"

"Thank you, no need," Yan Yan stared at the math problem without looking up, "Someone has already made an appointment to bring me milk tea."

"..." Zhou Haoxuan turned his head and glanced at Yan Yan, "Who is so considerate, willing to send milk tea to the senior belle in such a timely manner. Sure enough, the school belle is the school belle, so popular..."

Before Zhou Haoxuan finished speaking, he heard a knock on the door from outside the box, "Hi, your Meituan delivery is here, please open the door and get it."

"Yeah," Yan Yan put away her pen and nodded, "I also think the delivery came in a timely manner."

Saying that, Yan Yan opened the door to usher in the delivery guy.It is not only Zhao Kuangyin who wears the yellow robe, but also the delivery staff of Meituan.

Wearing a yellow robe, you can do anything, thanks for the delivery.

"..." The corners of Zhou Haoxuan's mouth twitched twice, "Let me just say, you must have been sent here by Sparrow playing Allegro and reading cross talk."

Don't be a dean, let's talk about cross talk when the c debuts.

Milk tea, the happy water of modern people.

Yanyan bit her straw and continued to wrestle with the math test paper, until the system reminded her that the protagonist's target was approaching, and she just found a reason to leave the box.

Onmyoji's five senses are very keen, Yan Yan is far behind Song Wen, listening to their conversation through the door.

"We haven't seen each other outside for a long time," Song Wen said coquettishly to Yue Hexuan as soon as he sat down, "I didn't dare to talk to you much at school... How are you doing? Are the people under your command still obedient? "

"It's okay," Yue Hexuan's voice was very cold, "As I said before, I don't like others asking about my private affairs."

"...Then I am also concerned about you," Song Wen retorted softly, "and I can help you too. Just like the downfall of the Yan family, I also contributed a lot! I put their family I have told you about the recent business plan!"

The original owner's family went bankrupt, and he was inseparable from the male and female protagonists.Relying on the memory of his previous life, Song Wen told Yue Hexuan all the Yan family's investment plans for this year.

...Although Yan Yan felt that Song Wen could remember the Yan family's investment plan, it was quite inexplicable.With this time, she might as well recall the lottery jackpot numbers more.

As for Yue Hexuan, like many bitter male protagonists, he has a tragic life experience: the illegitimate son of a wealthy family.

His controversial background made him grow up under the beating and scolding of his mother, and he grew up to be a gloomy and dark person.

——This kind of gloomy, black-bellied, and cruel personality seems to be a common configuration of many male protagonists.

Of course, like most male protagonists, Yue Hexuan became independent early on and started his own business. 'The mysterious man who can do both black and white', 'the computer genius who hacked into the National Security Bureau in high school', 'the boy who rose up overnight and defeated the old boss', 'he is obviously a genius, but hides his strength in school Pretending to be ordinary'... is an old meme.

Among other things, Yan Yan really wants to know what it is to hack into the National Security Bureau in an Internet cafe... If there is a chance, Yan Yan will definitely go to watch it up close.

——and by the way, unplug his network cable when he hacks the network.

Yue Hexuan wanted to destroy his father's family, and this goal required a lot of money.And the original owner's family was his stepping stone.

After he got the news from Song Wen, he used his genius gold finger to successfully destroy and annex the Yan family.

A financial genius who got rich overnight.

"... To be honest," Yan Yan stood outside the door and listened to the conversation between the two for a while, then asked thoughtfully, "Is he not yet of age?"

"Then can he trade in stocks legally?" Yanyan asked the system seriously, "Can I report this?"

High school financial genius?Take out your ID card and be healthy?

The system was silent for a moment before answering: "...can we talk about normal topics?"

"Oh, then you can go and find out how the underworld is managed in this world. Even things like rebirth can be done. Is there a counterfeit and shoddy product in Mengpo Tang? If the management of the underworld is not good, I can second my shikigami to help. Guaranteed super high efficiency."

"...This world doesn't have a background about hell." The system replied aggrievedly.He doesn't know how the heroine was reborn!That's how it's set up in the book!

The system tried to change the topic again, "Host, can we talk about...something slightly related to the plot?"

"Then why not," Yan Yan suggested, "The original owner's wish is to be admitted to university and punish the enemy."

"Then let's watch the hero and heroine meet and fall in love in the third year of high school. After a year of sweet love, the two join hands to take the college entrance examination."

"—Then we failed the exam and repeated the exam together."

After finishing speaking, Yan Yan nodded with satisfaction, "What do you think? It's very positive energy and tells a realistic plot."

This is reality!

"...I think I'd better check the shelf life of Mengpo soup for you." The system would rather go to the underworld to crack down on fakes than participate in Yan Yan's wonderful act of making scripts by hand.

He even felt... Yan Yan was like the kind of TV screenwriter who adapted a big IP, always able to adapt the original plot into a new plot that ghosts didn't even know.

After confirming that the enemies referred to in the original owner's commission were Song Wen and Yue Hexuan, Yan Yan had already conceived in her mind to rescue the two of them on the road... No, it was the step of influencing them.

But Yan Yan didn't expect that the fight with the hero Yue Hexuan would come so quickly.

After the KTV was over, Yan Yan was walking home alone, and when she was passing a remote intersection, she was blocked by people led by Yue Hexuan.

"I heard you have a bad relationship with Song Wen?" Yue Hexuan put his hands in his pockets, leaning against the wall coolly and looking at Yan Yan, "Do you know what will happen to this?"

In fact, Yue Hexuan is not tempted by Song Wen at all now, he came to teach Yanyan a lesson, but he wanted to give Song Wen a sweetener, let the other party continue to inform him of more business information through informants.

"The end?" Yan Yan looked around, "What's the end?"

The group of people brought by Yue Hexuan was much more vicious than the group of unscrupulous teenagers just now, and all of them were carrying weapons in their hands.

If the school bully is a wolf cub who has not grown up and bites people around, then Yue Hexuan is a poisonous snake that bites and kills in the dark.

Yue Hexuan sneered, waved his hand, and signaled the followers behind him to go up and do something, "Don't worry, I'll let you know."

The group of people brought by Yue Hexuan were not good-natured, they walked up with grinning grins, and carefully scrutinized Yanyan with malicious eyes.

Yanyan picked up her schoolbag, "I don't have a good relationship with Song Wen, is it my fault? I don't believe you don't know how she made things difficult for me at school."

Yue Hexuan replied blankly: "You can't slap a slap, no matter what her attitude is, you should find your own reasons."

"You're right," Yan Yan nodded thoughtfully, "I really should look for my own reasons, I'm also at fault in this matter."

"Why should I give you the chance to speak?"

Really careless.She should have knocked him down earlier.

Just like the idea of ​​the violent output nanny department in Yanyan's family, "As long as you finish off your opponents before your teammates get hurt, then you don't need to heal your teammates." '

Yanyan also feels now: "As long as I finish off the other party before the other party speaks up to make me angry, then the other party won't make me angry!"

What a perfect and simple solution, to be able to come up with this method is worthy of being the light of the fast crossing world!

When the sword was on the verge of breaking out, Zhou Haoxuan who had just said goodbye to Yan Yan suddenly ran over.

The confrontation between the two parties made Zhou Haoxuan immediately understand what these people wanted to do.He ran a few steps quickly, protecting Yanyan behind him, "Beat the little girl, are you still human!"

Like many male protagonists, Yue Hexuan also has the "low-key" quality.When Zhou Haoxuan appeared on the stage, he secretly hid.

Leaving his attendant behind to yell at Yan and Yan, "It's okay if you don't hit people, and the little girl can just play games with me~"

Zhou Haoxuan gritted his teeth angrily, and said to Yan Yan in a low voice: "Go quickly, I will hold them back."

"Don't," Yanyan weighed her schoolbag and stretched her muscles, "what are you going? Trouble."

"I've been teaching you how to study before, right? I'll teach you something else today." Saying that, Yan Yan pushed Zhou Haoxuan's arm protecting her, and walked towards the opposite side.

Zhou Haoxuan was almost frightened into cardiac arrest, "Are you crazy?! They have weapons in their hands!"

"Do you think I don't have a weapon?" Yanyan picked up the schoolbag in her hand, "Do you know how heavy a high school senior's schoolbag is before the holiday?"

A schoolbag is about the same as two bricks!

The voice of every senior high school student during the holidays: During the holidays, you don’t have to read books, you don’t need to study, and you don’t even need to turn a page.

But you have to take it home!

This is a sense of ritual!This is respect for learning!