[Comprehensive] plane grocery store
Chapter 83 Love Believe It or Not
"Crack, click." The delicate-looking camel chewed on the blades of grass, and occasionally stopped to sneeze, spraying grass juice on the ground in front of Ma Dayuan.
Its temporary owner had already put down the banner, holding the camel with one hand, and stretched out the other hand in front of Ma Dayuan's eyes, with the palm facing up, and the five fingers hooked back together.
"Give money."
After searching all over the body, they couldn't find a big one, so the three said awkwardly, "No money."
Su Ling put on a mean face of a businessman on purpose, and snorted, "You don't have any money, what's the matter with you? Didn't you say you want to eat roasted camels?"
Pretending to be stupid at this time is not feasible, not to mention that Ma Dayuan has always been upright, one is one, two is two, since he misunderstood others with his own preconceived ideas, then he should simply apologize.
So he apologized and said: "I'm being rude, I thought my brother was talking big, please forgive me."
It wasn't a big deal at first, Su Ling didn't intend to argue with him, she said: "It's fine to forgive you, but it's wrong for you to call me little brother."
"Then, this little brother?" In fact, this is just a friendly name for young people. Ma Dayuan didn't understand what Su Ling meant, and thought she was not satisfied with this name.
"Brother, what brother?" Su Ling picked up the banner again, his hand shook, and the cloth that said "Plane Grocery Store" on the banner was replaced with the word "Solution".
The three looked at it, ouch, this looks familiar, I just saw it a few days ago.
Su Ling left a deep impression on them. After all, the order she left for Ma Dayuan was so unique, and she also knew how to hit dogs with sticks, making it hard for them to forget.But what I saw back then was an old woman with gray hair and wrinkled face, now...
Surprised eyes fell on Su Ling, and she proudly patted the two mustaches she had attached, and said, "Have you never heard of the disguise technique?"
I've heard it, but I haven't seen it.Besides, they didn't expect that Su Ling used the disguise technique during the two meetings.
What a guy who is obsessed with disguise.
But what puzzled the three of them even more was, "Aren't you a fortune teller? Why did you become a shopkeeper again?"
Su Ling: "Because my main job is to open a grocery store, and my side job is fortune-telling."
Ma Dayuan nodded: "Your store is pretty good, you can get what you want, but your side business doesn't seem to work." Regarding the orders given by Su Ling that day, he was very worried, after all, no matter who heard someone say, "Your wife If you want to cheat or kill you, it is impossible to forget generously.
When we met again, he was still safe and sound, and his wife stayed at home all the time, and he never saw her have any relationship with other men, so at this moment he couldn't help but feel a little proud, thinking: Look, your calculations are not accurate at all.
Use this to comfort yourself, if the Peach Blossom Calamity does not exist, it will never happen.
It's a pity that Su Ling broke his fantasy cruelly. She pointed to the camel and said with a smile: "Just now the deputy gang leader thought I couldn't get a camel, but it turns out that I can, so you think it won't happen Things don’t necessarily happen.”
"Since we can meet again, it can be regarded as fate. Let me say one more thing. This will happen within half a year after I tell you the fortune-telling. You should make preparations early." As for what preparations?If you believe it, you are ready to check to see if your wife has cheated on her. If you don't believe it, then prepare for the funeral.
Ma Dayuan's smile gradually froze, and he had to admit that what Su Ling said made sense.
But Ma Dayuan didn't want to admit it, or rather, he still had a little luck in his heart.
Su Ling changed the words on the banner back, and waved the three members of the Beggar Gang out: "Okay, okay, if you don't want to buy anything, then don't occupy my place, get out quickly, I have to pay you back." This camel is looking for a buyer."
The door closed with a bang, and Ma Dayuan and the three were mercilessly locked out by Su Ling.
When she opened the door again, she changed into the clothes of the people from the Western Regions again, with a striped hat on her head, covered boots on her feet, a machete and a wine gourd on her waist, and even her beard turned into a curvy top. Warped shape.
'He' didn't hold up the banner this time, but only led a camel. When he saw the three people at the door, he asked them in the tone of a person from the Western Regions: "Why don't you go~ Hurry up, don't block it!" Buy Hanmaiti's home~" (Please automatically fill in Avanti with this accent)
Then he ignored them, locked the door and left.
As soon as he walked to the street full of people, Su Ling began to perform with excellent singing and writing.
"It's miserable to buy Hanmaiti."
"My caravan and I were lost, and the goods were gone. Only one camel was left."
"Well-meaning gentlemen and ladies, do you want to buy a camel?"
I just walked and yelled all the way, and never let go of the camel. After all, it is impossible for ordinary people to buy such a big camel. In the end, it was taken away by a restaurant, saying that it was going to be bought back to make a roasted camel.
After selling the camels, Su Ling untied the wine gourd hanging from his waist: "Do you want to buy wine or not? Special wine from the Western Regions goes well with roasted camels."
"This is Maihanmaiti's favorite wine~ I would never sell it if I was not really short of money."
The manager of the restaurant poured out the wine for a taste, and then made a decision to buy the jug of wine together.
On the other side, because he saw the person who had told his fortune again and was told that the disaster was imminent, Ma Dayuan was a little restless, not at all like his usual energetic big brother.
On the way back, I happened to run into Bai Shijing, the elder of the Beggar Gang.
Bai Shijing seemed to be taken aback when he saw them, he shook and said, "Vice leader, when did you guys come?"
Ma Dayuan suppressed those wild thoughts for the time being, pulled himself together and answered: "I just came back, where did Elder Bai go?"
"Oh, I'm going to find a bite to eat."
Bai Shijing seemed to have noticed that Ma Dayuan was not in a good mood, and as if to change the subject, he said, "Hey, you seem to be in a bad mood, deputy gang leader."
Ma Dayuan nodded, then shook his head again, and wobbled back home.
In the evening, he was still in a bad mood, so Kang Min cooked two small dishes and warmed a pot of wine.
"Look at you, you've been depressed since you came back. I've cooked a few dishes for you, so don't get angry after eating."
Ma Dayuan's heart was moved, and a lot of knots in his heart have been relieved this afternoon. You see, my wife still loves me.
He smiled and said, "Hey, listen to Madam." Then he drank and ate vegetables.
"Hey, you said the deputy leader won't get into trouble with his wife because of this?"
"No, when did you see the deputy chief speak harshly to his wife?"
"The past is the past, this time is after all..."
The two beggar gang disciples who saw Su Ling today were chatting together when they suddenly heard footsteps near them, and then the gang leader's voice sounded: "What are you talking about?"
The two looked at each other and didn't want to say anything.
Qiao Feng: "What do you say about Deputy Chief Ma? We are all brothers of the same gang. If there is any difficulty, we should all help together. If you keep it from me, don't you think I'm a brother?"
"No, boss."
"Then tell me, what's going on?"
"It's actually like this. A fortune teller said..."
After listening to the explanation, Qiao Feng, like Ma Dayuan at the beginning, thought it was a liar, so he decided to persuade Ma Dayuan not to be awkward with his sister-in-law because of such a non-existent thing.
When he walked to Ma Dayuan's house, he found that the doors and windows were closed, the house was quiet, and there was still a smell of blood.
Qiao Feng hurriedly opened the door and went in, only to see Ma Dayuan lying on his back, as if he hadn't made a sound.He was a little skeptical, but he couldn't believe it was true. He slowly walked over to support Ma Dayuan's head, and tested his breath.
The two beggar gang disciples who followed also thought that Ma Dayuan was dead, and their faces were sad.
Footsteps came from outside the house, which belonged to the lightness of a woman.
Kang Min came back with a plate of dishes, saw the door opened, and there were several people in the room, so he walked over quickly.
She saw the two disciples first, so she said with a normal attitude: "Why are you here at this time?" Then she saw Qiao Feng who was squatting, "Master?"
When he saw Qiao Feng, he naturally saw Ma Dayuan who was supported by him. At this moment, Ma Dayuan's face was a little blue, his eyes were closed, and looking at the expressions on the faces of the three people, Kang Min seemed to have thought of something, and she didn't greet Qiao. Feng and others stopped, and rushed towards Ma Dayuan who was on the ground.
"Da Yuan, what's wrong with you!" Her voice was a little choked up, and she stretched out a hand to Ma Dayuan's nose.
Qiao Feng's expression remained unchanged, and he said, "Sister-in-law..." Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Kang Min's cry.
"Da Yuan, what's wrong with you! I just went to get a plate of food, why did you..." She raised her sleeves to cover her face, she was so sad that she couldn't listen to other words.
However, Qiao Feng still wanted to say: "Sister-in-law, the deputy leader..." But he still didn't say it because Kang Min passed out from crying.
It's not good to let her lie on the ground like this, but all the people present are men, men and women can't kiss each other, and there is no way to help her to the chair, so one of the disciples went out to find a woman to help.
He thought that Ma Dayuan was dead, and when he went to find someone, he looked like he was about to cry or not. When others saw him and asked him, he said, "The deputy gang leader is gone."
When he invited someone back, everyone knew that Ma Dayuan was dead.
But Qiao Feng didn't know that everyone thought so, so he didn't have time to clarify. In fact, when he was supporting Ma Dayuan, he found that Ma Dayuan was only temporarily unconscious due to serious injuries, and his pulse and breathing were relatively weak, and he was not dead.
It's just that he missed the best opportunity to explain, and there's no way to explain it. Even the gang has spontaneously organized a send-off for the deputy gang leader, and the coffin has been ordered.
Qiao Feng still wanted to explain that the living cannot be forcibly turned into the dead.
But this time it was Ma Dayuan who woke up from a coma and stopped him.
"Master, it's better to make the mistake. You can use the mourning hall to find the person who killed me. In addition, please send someone to Changchun Street to find a peddler holding a banner. She saved my life."
Ma Dayuan looked at the broken safety talisman, and suddenly felt lucky. Fortunately, he didn't give the safety talisman to that poisonous woman Kang Min, otherwise, wouldn't he have fulfilled her wishes and be sent to hell by those adulterers and prostitutes!
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
I can't refuse your reminder
Too strong……
Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
50 bottles of Yushu Luoxiu; 1 bottle of ice fruit;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Its temporary owner had already put down the banner, holding the camel with one hand, and stretched out the other hand in front of Ma Dayuan's eyes, with the palm facing up, and the five fingers hooked back together.
"Give money."
After searching all over the body, they couldn't find a big one, so the three said awkwardly, "No money."
Su Ling put on a mean face of a businessman on purpose, and snorted, "You don't have any money, what's the matter with you? Didn't you say you want to eat roasted camels?"
Pretending to be stupid at this time is not feasible, not to mention that Ma Dayuan has always been upright, one is one, two is two, since he misunderstood others with his own preconceived ideas, then he should simply apologize.
So he apologized and said: "I'm being rude, I thought my brother was talking big, please forgive me."
It wasn't a big deal at first, Su Ling didn't intend to argue with him, she said: "It's fine to forgive you, but it's wrong for you to call me little brother."
"Then, this little brother?" In fact, this is just a friendly name for young people. Ma Dayuan didn't understand what Su Ling meant, and thought she was not satisfied with this name.
"Brother, what brother?" Su Ling picked up the banner again, his hand shook, and the cloth that said "Plane Grocery Store" on the banner was replaced with the word "Solution".
The three looked at it, ouch, this looks familiar, I just saw it a few days ago.
Su Ling left a deep impression on them. After all, the order she left for Ma Dayuan was so unique, and she also knew how to hit dogs with sticks, making it hard for them to forget.But what I saw back then was an old woman with gray hair and wrinkled face, now...
Surprised eyes fell on Su Ling, and she proudly patted the two mustaches she had attached, and said, "Have you never heard of the disguise technique?"
I've heard it, but I haven't seen it.Besides, they didn't expect that Su Ling used the disguise technique during the two meetings.
What a guy who is obsessed with disguise.
But what puzzled the three of them even more was, "Aren't you a fortune teller? Why did you become a shopkeeper again?"
Su Ling: "Because my main job is to open a grocery store, and my side job is fortune-telling."
Ma Dayuan nodded: "Your store is pretty good, you can get what you want, but your side business doesn't seem to work." Regarding the orders given by Su Ling that day, he was very worried, after all, no matter who heard someone say, "Your wife If you want to cheat or kill you, it is impossible to forget generously.
When we met again, he was still safe and sound, and his wife stayed at home all the time, and he never saw her have any relationship with other men, so at this moment he couldn't help but feel a little proud, thinking: Look, your calculations are not accurate at all.
Use this to comfort yourself, if the Peach Blossom Calamity does not exist, it will never happen.
It's a pity that Su Ling broke his fantasy cruelly. She pointed to the camel and said with a smile: "Just now the deputy gang leader thought I couldn't get a camel, but it turns out that I can, so you think it won't happen Things don’t necessarily happen.”
"Since we can meet again, it can be regarded as fate. Let me say one more thing. This will happen within half a year after I tell you the fortune-telling. You should make preparations early." As for what preparations?If you believe it, you are ready to check to see if your wife has cheated on her. If you don't believe it, then prepare for the funeral.
Ma Dayuan's smile gradually froze, and he had to admit that what Su Ling said made sense.
But Ma Dayuan didn't want to admit it, or rather, he still had a little luck in his heart.
Su Ling changed the words on the banner back, and waved the three members of the Beggar Gang out: "Okay, okay, if you don't want to buy anything, then don't occupy my place, get out quickly, I have to pay you back." This camel is looking for a buyer."
The door closed with a bang, and Ma Dayuan and the three were mercilessly locked out by Su Ling.
When she opened the door again, she changed into the clothes of the people from the Western Regions again, with a striped hat on her head, covered boots on her feet, a machete and a wine gourd on her waist, and even her beard turned into a curvy top. Warped shape.
'He' didn't hold up the banner this time, but only led a camel. When he saw the three people at the door, he asked them in the tone of a person from the Western Regions: "Why don't you go~ Hurry up, don't block it!" Buy Hanmaiti's home~" (Please automatically fill in Avanti with this accent)
Then he ignored them, locked the door and left.
As soon as he walked to the street full of people, Su Ling began to perform with excellent singing and writing.
"It's miserable to buy Hanmaiti."
"My caravan and I were lost, and the goods were gone. Only one camel was left."
"Well-meaning gentlemen and ladies, do you want to buy a camel?"
I just walked and yelled all the way, and never let go of the camel. After all, it is impossible for ordinary people to buy such a big camel. In the end, it was taken away by a restaurant, saying that it was going to be bought back to make a roasted camel.
After selling the camels, Su Ling untied the wine gourd hanging from his waist: "Do you want to buy wine or not? Special wine from the Western Regions goes well with roasted camels."
"This is Maihanmaiti's favorite wine~ I would never sell it if I was not really short of money."
The manager of the restaurant poured out the wine for a taste, and then made a decision to buy the jug of wine together.
On the other side, because he saw the person who had told his fortune again and was told that the disaster was imminent, Ma Dayuan was a little restless, not at all like his usual energetic big brother.
On the way back, I happened to run into Bai Shijing, the elder of the Beggar Gang.
Bai Shijing seemed to be taken aback when he saw them, he shook and said, "Vice leader, when did you guys come?"
Ma Dayuan suppressed those wild thoughts for the time being, pulled himself together and answered: "I just came back, where did Elder Bai go?"
"Oh, I'm going to find a bite to eat."
Bai Shijing seemed to have noticed that Ma Dayuan was not in a good mood, and as if to change the subject, he said, "Hey, you seem to be in a bad mood, deputy gang leader."
Ma Dayuan nodded, then shook his head again, and wobbled back home.
In the evening, he was still in a bad mood, so Kang Min cooked two small dishes and warmed a pot of wine.
"Look at you, you've been depressed since you came back. I've cooked a few dishes for you, so don't get angry after eating."
Ma Dayuan's heart was moved, and a lot of knots in his heart have been relieved this afternoon. You see, my wife still loves me.
He smiled and said, "Hey, listen to Madam." Then he drank and ate vegetables.
"Hey, you said the deputy leader won't get into trouble with his wife because of this?"
"No, when did you see the deputy chief speak harshly to his wife?"
"The past is the past, this time is after all..."
The two beggar gang disciples who saw Su Ling today were chatting together when they suddenly heard footsteps near them, and then the gang leader's voice sounded: "What are you talking about?"
The two looked at each other and didn't want to say anything.
Qiao Feng: "What do you say about Deputy Chief Ma? We are all brothers of the same gang. If there is any difficulty, we should all help together. If you keep it from me, don't you think I'm a brother?"
"No, boss."
"Then tell me, what's going on?"
"It's actually like this. A fortune teller said..."
After listening to the explanation, Qiao Feng, like Ma Dayuan at the beginning, thought it was a liar, so he decided to persuade Ma Dayuan not to be awkward with his sister-in-law because of such a non-existent thing.
When he walked to Ma Dayuan's house, he found that the doors and windows were closed, the house was quiet, and there was still a smell of blood.
Qiao Feng hurriedly opened the door and went in, only to see Ma Dayuan lying on his back, as if he hadn't made a sound.He was a little skeptical, but he couldn't believe it was true. He slowly walked over to support Ma Dayuan's head, and tested his breath.
The two beggar gang disciples who followed also thought that Ma Dayuan was dead, and their faces were sad.
Footsteps came from outside the house, which belonged to the lightness of a woman.
Kang Min came back with a plate of dishes, saw the door opened, and there were several people in the room, so he walked over quickly.
She saw the two disciples first, so she said with a normal attitude: "Why are you here at this time?" Then she saw Qiao Feng who was squatting, "Master?"
When he saw Qiao Feng, he naturally saw Ma Dayuan who was supported by him. At this moment, Ma Dayuan's face was a little blue, his eyes were closed, and looking at the expressions on the faces of the three people, Kang Min seemed to have thought of something, and she didn't greet Qiao. Feng and others stopped, and rushed towards Ma Dayuan who was on the ground.
"Da Yuan, what's wrong with you!" Her voice was a little choked up, and she stretched out a hand to Ma Dayuan's nose.
Qiao Feng's expression remained unchanged, and he said, "Sister-in-law..." Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Kang Min's cry.
"Da Yuan, what's wrong with you! I just went to get a plate of food, why did you..." She raised her sleeves to cover her face, she was so sad that she couldn't listen to other words.
However, Qiao Feng still wanted to say: "Sister-in-law, the deputy leader..." But he still didn't say it because Kang Min passed out from crying.
It's not good to let her lie on the ground like this, but all the people present are men, men and women can't kiss each other, and there is no way to help her to the chair, so one of the disciples went out to find a woman to help.
He thought that Ma Dayuan was dead, and when he went to find someone, he looked like he was about to cry or not. When others saw him and asked him, he said, "The deputy gang leader is gone."
When he invited someone back, everyone knew that Ma Dayuan was dead.
But Qiao Feng didn't know that everyone thought so, so he didn't have time to clarify. In fact, when he was supporting Ma Dayuan, he found that Ma Dayuan was only temporarily unconscious due to serious injuries, and his pulse and breathing were relatively weak, and he was not dead.
It's just that he missed the best opportunity to explain, and there's no way to explain it. Even the gang has spontaneously organized a send-off for the deputy gang leader, and the coffin has been ordered.
Qiao Feng still wanted to explain that the living cannot be forcibly turned into the dead.
But this time it was Ma Dayuan who woke up from a coma and stopped him.
"Master, it's better to make the mistake. You can use the mourning hall to find the person who killed me. In addition, please send someone to Changchun Street to find a peddler holding a banner. She saved my life."
Ma Dayuan looked at the broken safety talisman, and suddenly felt lucky. Fortunately, he didn't give the safety talisman to that poisonous woman Kang Min, otherwise, wouldn't he have fulfilled her wishes and be sent to hell by those adulterers and prostitutes!
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
I can't refuse your reminder
Too strong……
Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
50 bottles of Yushu Luoxiu; 1 bottle of ice fruit;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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