[Column spot] You actually like men

Hiruzaru Sarutobi tiptoed back to his room, fell powerlessly on the bed, and began to doubt his life.

Is this world a lie?

His life was neither short nor lucky—whether it was the war-torn era, or the four Ninja World Wars...unfortunately, he experienced them all himself.Fortunately, after the end of the Fourth World War, he returned to the pure land, not in the belly of the god of death.

Most of the time the reunion is considered a happy event.But Pure Land does not count.This is a vast place, with people silhouetted against each other—there are too many dead ninjas.Fortunately, although there are many people, as long as you want to find them, you can always meet them.

Therefore, he was not surprised to see his wife and two sons who had been away for many years. On this extremely special day—it was the day of victory in the Fourth World War, Naruto’s birthday, and the four generations of couples 17 years ago... and The anniversary of the death of his wife Sarutobi Lake Biwa.

There is always regret in life, and he is no exception.This regret is all the more evident when seeing deceased loved ones.This could have been unnecessary, but it is a pity that the dead can't do anything, and can't change anything.

Asma Sarutobi, with a cigarette in his mouth, saw his father from a long distance, and went to meet him. "I'm so sorry, Dad, I can finally understand what you said now. You are such a handsome father." He said to Sarutobi Hiruzen what he said before his grave.

Seeing that his father still had a very sad expression, Asuma Sarutobi touched his pocket, took out a pack of cigarettes, and threw it over. "In the past, I didn't like the title of the Sarutobi clan. My mother died for Konoha, and so did my elder brother. In the end, even you are... Now I think it's not bad to be a member of the Sarutobi clan."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi took the cigarette and lowered his head without saying a word.

"It's finally reunited, what are you talking about?" Sarutobi Biwako smiled and handed over a lighter, "I heard that Naruto is already very powerful, where is our grandson Konoha Maru?"

Speaking of Konoha Maru, Sarutobi Hiruza finally showed a smile: "Konoha Maru has also grown a lot, and he has already learned the fourth generation of spiral pills."

Hearing that his son was able to learn spiral pills, the eldest son also came up together: "That's amazing! Did he learn the ninjutsu that can knock you down with one move?"

The ninjutsu that defeats him with one move... Sarutobi Hiruzen had an unharmonious picture in his mind, and couldn't help but blush.

"Dad...?"

There is no concept of time in the Pure Land, and the days are lived like this day by day.Until that day, a black crack opened on the edge of the pure land.A bit like Otsutsuki Kaguya's Huangquan Biliangsaka.

Hiruzen Sarutobi saw Uchiha Sasuke in the crack.

"Sasuke?! Why did you appear here?!" Hiruzaru Sarutobi looked at him incredulously, "You are still so young! How am I going to explain to your brother...!"

Sasuke looked at the third generation who was full of grief and sorrow, and it took him a while to say: "It's a long story, I'll make a long story short."

"what is the problem?!"

"Go back to the past and avoid the Four Wars."

That's short enough, Sarutobi Hiruzen thought to himself.Immediately afterwards, his eyes went black.

When he woke up, his mother was sitting in front of his bed, and asked worriedly, "What's wrong with you? Why did you suddenly faint while eating?" Then she turned her head to the living room and said, "Sasuke-kun, do you want to go to the living room?" No, go and ask Hashirama-sama to come and take a look?"

Without waiting for his father to answer, Hiruzaru Sarutobi ran out.

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This...how is this possible!Uchiha Madara and Hashirama-sama...

He thought carefully about Senju Bashirama's words again.That's right, Hashirama-sama said at the time that he was...beloved...

Hiruzaru Sarutobi felt that he had aged dozens of years in an instant.

Perhaps thanks to his old age, even though he had just suffered no less damage than being struck by lightning, he calmed down quickly.He sat up and looked at the reflection on the window - eight years old, an immature child.Only then did he realize that he had been reckless just now.A child from a foreign race who just moved to Konoha rushed to the adults and said that he came from the future. How many people could believe it?

So what's going on with Konoha now?He carefully searched through the memories of the young Hizan, and found that the Sarutobi clan had just moved to Konoha for a few days, and the focus of his young self was on how to learn ninjutsu, and there was not much other useful information.Only then did he feel annoyed, it's not a good thing to study too hard and not pay attention to his surroundings.

After finally surviving until the next morning, Hiruzaru Sarutobi walked towards the training ground.Senju Tobema and the other students were already there.Seeing the thousand-handed door, he couldn't express his emotion in his heart, and couldn't help calling: "Second-generation adults."

It appears that the ninjutsu has worked.However, Feijian didn't want to cause extra problems, so he reminded: "I should be called Teacher or Master Feijian."

"Hug...sorry..."

This class is about sex skills, and after the demonstration, let the students go on stage to demonstrate the learning results.

When it was Sarutobi Hiruzen's turn, he thought to himself that this might be a good opportunity.He is not a high-profile person, nor does he like to show off his knowledge in front of everyone.But at this time, I have to raise my profile.So he formed seals skillfully, and created four shadow clones in the astonished eyes of everyone - at this time, the shadow clone technique should still be a semi-finished product, except for those who come from the future, who else can use the ninjutsu that the second generation is developing?

He looked back at the puzzled expression on Qianshoupan, and gritted his teeth: "Five escapes, Dalian bomb technique!"

Being able to use this level of ninjutsu should be enough to prove that he came back from the future.

When he turned his head, he saw Senshouban looking at him expressionlessly, while Orochimaru who didn't know when was standing beside him.

Seeing Orochimaru that shouldn't appear in this era, Sarutobi Hiruzen felt a little bad, and his apprentice did not live up to his expectations.

"As expected of Mr. Sarutobi who is known as the professor of ninjutsu!" Orochimaru flattered his teacher with a teasing tone, while applauding in a fuss, causing the students in the audience to whisper.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi looked back at the expressions of the other students, especially Shimura Danzo... It seemed that he had been included in the camp that Mr. Aibo paid attention to, and he couldn't help but blush again.

This world must be false.

·

The same thought came to Senju Zhuma, when he came home from get off work and saw a room full of people.

"You...you came back after the Fourth World War...?" Senju Hashirama asked tremblingly, then turned to look at Sasuke, "Really...really?"

"The second-generation old man said he wanted to see the Eye of Reincarnation. Naruto is not from this era, so he has to send it back when he comes back."

"Is that so..." Thinking of how she said Madara was his lover in front of the 70-year-old Sarutobi Hiruzen last night, Senju Hashima felt a little uncomfortable.

Seeing that his elder brother was falling into depression again, Senshou Feijian was a little strange: "Is this not good? Recently, there are only two teachers in the ninja school, Dashemaru and me."

"Good..."

"Where's Madara? He didn't come back with you?" Sasuke asked.

"So... Madara of the Fourth War and Master Hashirama of the Fourth War...?" Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Sasuke with difficulty.

"They are going to get married soon." Sasuke replied without looking up.

This world is indeed false.

·

As soon as Madara and Hashirama walked out of Hokage Tower, they saw Uchiha Jingxian holding a scroll and going inside.This surprised Madara a bit.Didn't he ask her to entertain Terumiki with Fire Core, and cultivate their relationship by the way?

Seeing Jingxian's silence, Hashirama said very considerately that she would go back first.

After seeing Hashirama walking away, Madara asked suspiciously: "Has the ninja from Wuyin Village gone back?"

"Jun Huohe is still with her, I came back first..."

Seeing Madara's puzzled frown, Uchiha Jingxian explained: "I, I give up."

"Ok?"

"I hinted a few times, but Mr. Huohe didn't respond to me...Last night, last night I expressed my heart to him...he...just said that he knew."

Madara didn't know how to comfort her, so he had to pass the topic: "Then you can continue to collect information on the other tailed beasts."

"Yes." After saying that, Uchiha Jingxian was about to leave, but after thinking about it, she fell back, "That... I would like to ask, is the patriarch's favorite person really Mr. Hashirama?"

Madara raised her head in surprise, when did the fire core's problem also infect Jing Xian?Seeing the worry in Jingxian's eyes, he calmly replied: "He is my best friend for many years, the object of my longing, and the man I yearn for the most."

"But... are you sure you have that kind of feeling for him?"

"What about you, how did you make sure that you think that way about Fire Core." Madara didn't answer her directly.

"Probably because he will unconsciously fantasize about the future, such as fantasizing about attending the child's entrance ceremony with him."

Will unconsciously fantasize about the future... huh?

Madara suddenly recalled the thought that had passed by before—to tell himself and Hashirama's son, be careful not to be deceived.

When mentioning with Hashirama that he would regard Hashirama's children as his own, Madara also vaguely fantasized about life after having children.Judging from how Hashirama dotes on Tsunade so much, the child will probably get closer to Hashirama, for example, he will call Hashirama "Dad" affectionately.And I have never been good at dealing with little ghosts, so I should play the role of the strict father.The child may call him "Father" with a little timidity.

Then my feelings for Zhujian are the same as Jingxian's feelings for Huonu.

Madara was silent for a while, and replied: "Maybe, the Uchiha clan also needs someone to marry the Senju clan."

Hearing the word "marriage", Jing Xian froze for a moment.It's not that she hasn't heard her father mention that Uchiha is going to marry the Senju Clan, and she also knows that there are not many people in the Uchiha Clan to choose from.Among them was herself.

"Don't the patriarch think carefully...? A lifetime is very long... If the patriarchs of the two clans marry, I'm afraid there is no room for maneuver. Besides... you are all men. If you marry, I... can do it too. "

"Life is indeed a long time. But in a sense, he has already spent his life with me. As long as he thinks clearly, I have nothing to do with it. As for other people's opinions, I don't care."

"Did the patriarch spend his whole life with Hashirama-sama before?"

"you can say it this way."

Whether it's the cells on the chest, or the noisy Baijue, Hashirama will accompany him to grow old in another form.

·

After returning to Hashirama's house, Madara had a weird dinner with everyone.

Call it dinner, it's more like a rambling meeting.Quanna briefly explained the construction of the research institute to her elder brother; Tomona and Orochimaru were discussing some untimely forbidden techniques; and Hashirama and Sarutobi Hiruzen were discussing the distribution of ninja tasks.Only Sasuke was eating quietly.

After everyone else left, Hashirama made a glass of milk for Madara, and then sat down at the dining table: "By the way, why is Miss Jingxian back? Didn't she stay in the port town with Huohe?"

"She said that she confessed to Huohe several times, but Huohe didn't respond to her, so she gave up."

These words made Qianshou Zhujian's heart beat faster for a moment, and he couldn't say a word for a while.

After waiting for a long time, but did not hear Hashirama's voice, Madara raised his head strangely, and saw Hashirama staring at him with an indescribably complicated expression.

"Then... what about you?" Hashirama stared at Madara sitting across from him, and asked hoarsely.

The corners of Madara's eyes twitched a few times, feeling a bad premonition.

"Do...do you love me? I...have said it many times during this period, but you have never responded to me. Do you...do you regard me as a close friend or a lover? "

During this period of time, all kinds of confessions were made, just for this?Madara felt a little caught off guard by lightning.

"I promised you to get married, but why are you asking this?" Madara replied vaguely.

"Would you like to marry me?"

"As long as you think clearly, there is nothing I can't do."

"Then do you love me?"

"..."

Seeing that Madara didn't speak, Hashirama smiled, with a helpless expression and a touch of self-mockery.After a long time, he said dryly, "A marriage without love is not fair to you."

In the Warring States Period when the average life expectancy was 30 years old, marriage was a link between two families or even two families. Sometimes it was a bit of a luxury to fall in love-not all unions were because of love.There are always some exceptions, such as marriage, such as the order of parents.Madara had never even considered the possibility of spending her whole life with the one she loved.So that when Madara heard that a marriage without love is unfair, she looked at Hashirama in surprise: "I don't think it's unfair."

"You don't need to be so accommodating to me." Hashirama seemed to squeeze out the words from his throat.

"I said, I don't think it's unfair." Madara frowned.

"Then do you love me?"

"..."

Hashirama exhaled lightly, embarrassment mixed with loss slowly appeared in his eyes, he tried several times to change to a relaxed expression, but failed.In the end, he could only slightly avoid Madara's gaze, and said softly, "Then... that's how we are, thank you these days."