[Column spot] You actually like men

Seeing Madara's disgusted look, Hashirama showed a puzzled expression: "Does Madara think slugs are disgusting?"

"It's not disgusting, it's just not cute."

"A slug is just a snail without a shell!"

Madara snorted, ignored him, and focused on where the mushroom might be.

If it wasn't for Zhujian, he wouldn't want to stay here any longer.He doesn't have a good impression of Wuyin Village, whether it's the current one or the future one.

I still remember that in the past, Hashirama proposed to distribute the collected tail beasts to several other big countries-to check and balance each other in exchange for peace.But a village is so weak that it needs to buy tailed beasts from other villages instead of relying on its own strength to catch...

How can such a village deserve to sit on an equal footing with Konoha, and talk about checking and balancing each other.

Besides, the subsequent water shadows in Wuyin Village are not outstanding in terms of ability.The first generation of Mizukage was old, and he became old not long after he took office; the second generation of Mizukage, Onito Genzuki, died with the second generation of Tsuchikage in the first Ninja World War; the third generation of Mizukage was so low-key that he didn't even have a name For the record; as for the fourth generation of Mizukage who can perfectly control Mizukage...it is too weak, and was controlled by Uchiha Obito who only has one Sharingan for such a long time.

too weak.

The weak are ugly.

What makes Madara even more annoying is... the country of water is a very humid country.Let alone in the woods.So much so that when he woke up this morning, he found that his hair was sticky and stuck to his neck, forcing him to drag Hashirama to let him run water to bathe himself as soon as he woke up.

Thinking of yesterday's inefficient collection method, Madara frowned, and said to the others: "The group without Sharingan and the group with Sharingan will meet by the river at noon."

After he and Zhujian collected two scrolls full of mushrooms, they found that something was wrong.

In the past, when I went out on missions in the field, I mostly determined the time by judging the position of the sun or the moon, but this was not very useful in Wuyin Village—theoretically, it was already close to noon, but the fog did not mean to dissipate at all. It's all white, with no sunlight.Not to mention judging the position.

"It should be almost time, let's go back to the river and wait for them." Hashirama closed the scroll and put it away, then turned and said to Madara who was not far behind.

Both Hashirama and Madara are people who often go out to do tasks. They are used to leaving road signs. Following the marks left before, they quickly returned to the river, but they didn't see anyone.

"I don't know what happened to Sasuke and the others." Hashirama said worriedly.

"Has that kid ever been on field missions before?"

"Sarutobi said before that he left Konoha when he was very young. Before he left Konoha, he was probably led by a teacher. He probably didn't participate a few times."

Madara frowned and said nothing.Compared with Fire Core, Sasuke and Jingxian are indeed more worrying.

As for Jing Xian and Sasuke, they did encounter difficult problems, and it was even worse—not only did they not know the time, they also didn't know the direction.Sasuke rarely went out on missions, and forgot to leave a mark, while Jingxian was good at collecting information in the city, and rarely went out into the wild, so she could only look at each other with a frown.

Sasuke recalled what he had learned in the ninja school, and wanted to distinguish the direction by the growth trend of the trees, but found that the growth of the trees in the north and south in the forest of the country of water was almost the same.

Jing Xian was also a little anxious at this time, and suggested: "Animals may have better intelligence-gathering capabilities than ninjas, so let me channel the psychic Ninja."

Sasuke looked up and saw that there was such a thick fog that he couldn't see anything when he was flying low, and he couldn't see anything when he was flying high, so he bit his fingers and said, "I'll do it."

The psychic beasts of the Uchiha clan are not fixed, except for the common ninja hawks and ninja cats, there are also crows.Jingxian had seen Sasuke's Ninja before, and thought that this time he was also planning to channel Ninja.But when she saw the little purple snake spitting out a letter, she backed away a few steps in shock.

"Are snakes scary?" Sasuke looked at Jing Xian's terrified expression, "Naruto's psychic beast is still □□."

"Clam...□□..."

The little purple snake seemed to have gotten used to other people's gazes, and didn't care about Jingxian's expression at all. It slid to Sasuke's feet, raised its head and asked, "Master Sasuke, do you have any orders?"

"Find a man and a woman and tell them we're here. The man is an Uchiha who looks just like me. The woman wears a long navy blue dress and has long brown hair."

The little purple snake spat out a letter and disappeared.

"Why don't you go to Madara-sama?" Jing Xian asked.

"Hmph, he will definitely laugh at me if he finds out."

Madara and Hashirama sat on the rocks by the river bank and waited for a while, but still no one came.

"The normal walking speed is six kilometers per hour. Counting the time for picking mushrooms, it should be noon soon. Are we coming early, or are they lost?" Hashirama said, spreading out the scroll and putting the contents inside Mushrooms poured out, "There are so many mushrooms, there should be the two types we are looking for."

"This time, do you still want to share the tail beast with them?"

"Ah, I'm thinking about this too, but I don't want any more people in Churiki." Hashirama picked up a mushroom and looked it over and over again, "As far as I know, people in all countries are living very badly. "

"Also, if Jinchuriki dies, the Tailed Beast will also die for a while. You can only extract the Tailed Beast when Jinchuriki is alive, and after drawing the Tailed Beast, Jinchuriki must die."

Speaking of this, Hashirama thought of Whirlpool Mito, and was silent for a while.

Mito made a great sacrifice for the Uzumaki clan.

He once entered Mito's room, where there was no special decoration, only two paintings.But these two paintings made him feel very sad.

One is the family emblem of the Whirlpool Clan, which is large and upright hanging on the head of her bed.The other painting is smaller and hangs next to the family coat of arms. It shows a swirl with the word "vortex" written on it.

Far away from homeland, alone, or to become a container for tailed beasts...

Therefore, he never asked Mito to wear Konoha's forehead protector.

Mito, on the other hand, has never worn one.

Madara crossed his arms and looked at Hashirama, who was in deep thought, and said sarcastically: "Other countries are trying to use the power of the tail beast, just Konoha, and the two Jinchuriki are thinking about how to suppress the nine tails. It is the tail beast. Watch the door?"

Hashirama was stunned for a moment, raised his eyes from the memory, and then muttered in a low voice: "It's not because of you, the higher-ups were frightened by you at the time, and directly dismissed the idea of ​​using Kyuubi." After finishing speaking, he continued to check the mushrooms in the scroll, "Blade, I seem to be a little hungry, how about we roast some mushrooms?"

Madara raised her eyebrows: "Do you know what can be eaten?"

"You can eat those you ate last night." Hashirama raised the mushroom in his hand, "For example, these mushrooms will turn blue when touched."

Madara took the mushroom and looked at it, and it was indeed what they ate yesterday.So he gathered some dead leaves and put a small fire to ignite the dead leaves.

"Take some back if you like it." Madara said nonchalantly.

Zhujian washed the picked mushrooms in the river water, and made a few small branches. He skewered the mushrooms and roasted them on a small fire.

"It seems to smell the fragrance, do you want to try it?"

"No need, you can eat by yourself."

After speaking, Madara got up and went to the river to wash his hands, and brought back some dry branches, but saw Hashirama looking at him with a weird expression.

"Madara, why did you suddenly use the shadow clone technique? It's still the same as when you were a child." Hashirama asked, staring at Madara's face.

"what?"

"Didn't you use the shadow clone?" Hashirama shook his head, "I saw you when you were young for many years."

Madara frowned and sat down beside Hashirama: "No. What's the matter with you?"

Hashirama stretched out his hand and pinched his forehead: "It seems that this mushroom is hallucinogenic, but it's not a big problem, it should be fine if you take a rest. It's just that there are many spots dangling around in front of you."

"Then let me boil some water for you."

"Um..."

Soon, Madara poured the boiled water into the bamboo tube and handed it to Zhujian, and Zhujian took a sip through the bamboo tube.

"Madara, can you become the same as when you were a child?"

"Ok?"

"The other Madaras look like they were when they were young, you are so awkward in it."

Madara's brow furrowed even tighter, but in the end she compromised, and Jie Yin performed a transformation technique.

"I really can't help you."

Hashirama saw that Madara in front of him had turned into a young man, and stretched out his hand in a daze: "Come closer?" Hashirama's tone was a little pleading, "I've always wanted to do this before. "

Madara obediently approached what she wanted to do before.

"What?" Bumblebee asked softly.

Covering Madara's cheeks with his hands, Hashirama murmured, "I've been thinking about what your expression would be if I did this to you at that time."

"Did you have such thoughts about me at that time?" Madara was a little helpless.

"Um..."

"Then...as you wish."

But in the next second, Madara covered her cheek and looked at Hashirama in disbelief.

I thought it would be a lingering kiss, but I didn't want Hashirama's hand to pinch Madara's cheek and even tug.

"Kawaii..." Hashirama said contentedly.

"..."

This sentence made the anger gradually overshadow the surprise.

Madara sneered, and said to Hashirama very gently, "Hashirama, look into my eyes, okay?"

Shocked by Madara's abnormal performance, Hashirama met the opponent's eyes in a daze.Madara's eyes slowly narrowed into a line with a smile.This scene actually overlapped with the boy by the river in his memory, but the boy said word by word: "Yue, read."

It's so beautiful, Qianzhuma said in his heart.

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"The Patriarch and the others have been found!" Fire Core shouted behind him.

Jingxian and Terumiki hurried forward, but saw Senju Hashirama with one hand on Uchiha Madara's shoulder, walking staggeringly.Uchiha Madara looked angry.

Sasuke walked over, clutching his cheeks, and looked at the weak Senju Hashirama.

"Don't tell me, God of ninjas, you got poisoned by eating mushrooms."

Hearing this, Terumiki asked eagerly, "What kind did you eat?"

Madara replied calmly: "The kind that turns blue when touched."

"Huh... You mean boletus, if the mushroom is not cooked through, it will be poisonous, but..." But usually it's just hallucinogenic, Terumi said in her heart.

Sasuke stared at Madara and asked, "Why are your cheeks red?"

"Sasuke...don't ask me..." Hashirama said with a sad face.

The author has something to say: The picture of Mito’s room comes from Chapter 500 of the manga, Uzumaki Kushina’s memories... I have checked all the scenes where Mito appeared, and I didn’t see Konoha’s forehead...