Weak omega villain C debut

Ye Li's audience's ears were devastated by this out-of-tune owl, but at the same time they thought it was funny.

Where did this sand sculptured owl come from?

Soon, the bullet screen was immediately informed of the identity of the owl.

(Hello, I'm a fan of Luo Zaozao, let me say something in advance, Zaozao is very sandy, you have to be prepared...)

(Although she was very sandy early on, she wasn't that exaggerated. She was just answering the code.)

(Don't sing early! Don't sing any more! Do you hear me! Can't you read the code? Read it to me!)

Uninformed audience: ? ? ?Los early?

That's right, this owl is also a contestant in the Conferred Gods program.

His name is Luo Zaozao, and he is a villain.

At the beginning, they were assigned to Group D for the preliminary round.

Although she is a villain, she is completely different from "Lin Yue".

Those who fall in love with her are not because she is a villain who is ruthless and ruthless, but as a villain, she is so sculpted that people can't look directly at her.

She got out of the circle directly with her distinctive sand sculptures.

The content of the group D preliminary competition is a world view with ghosts. Players not only have to fight with ghosts, but also beware of other players' black hands.

It stands to reason, quite difficult.

The other contestants are worried all day long.How about Ke Luo early?Her sand sculpture seems to have no human organ such as guts, so she doesn't worry at all, and it's all like a haunted house.

As a villain, she doesn't do anything, and she is not good at Buddhism all day long, but because of her funny temper, she makes the audience dumbfounded.

At the beginning, her fans were worried that she would be eliminated if she fished in troubled waters, but Ke Luo's early sand sculpture did not disappoint them.

Survived by inadvertent show operations.

Luo Zaozao is plain-looking, so she likes pretty people very much.

It doesn't matter if it's a man or woman or not, as long as it's beautiful, she likes it.

During the competition, she met a half-faced ghost sister, her eyes glowed immediately, she flew in front of him, she gave a rainbow fart, and the female ghost sister was praised on the spot. .

What a shameful woman with a closed moon, with a fairy face, I want to slide on the bridge of my sister's nose, I want to swim on my sister's collarbone!

God knows, that ghost sister has only one head and no collarbone at all.

Luo Zaozao's bragging is really bragging, and it just so happens that this ghost sister likes to listen, so not only does she not kill her, she also recruits her as a younger brother to protect her!

This ghost is powerful, and if it says it will be guaranteed, it will be guaranteed, and the one who directly protects Rang Luo lies down early to win the qualification certificate.

On the night when the preliminary competition ended, Luo thought early that she would not be able to see Sister Ghost's pretty face in the future, shed tears of sadness, and then recorded a hundred copies of himself blowing rainbow farts, and gave it to Sister Ghost as a gift.

One hundred copies, listen to it every day!

The audience who watched her finished recording were really confused.

How is this player different from others?

He is clearly a villain, but he is so sand sculptured... Could it be that sand sculpture villain designs are popular now?

But if the villain is a sand sculpture, how can he become a villain? !

They found out the novel that Luo Zaozao was in, and after reading it, they didn't understand Luo Zaozao's sand sculpture, but became even more confused.

The novel that Luo Zaozao is in is called "Crossing Into the Vicious Female Supporting Girl in Ancient Chinese Literature".

The subject matter of the novel is in line with the popular trend in the current Internet literature world.

The central idea of ​​this stalk is that the protagonist travels to the female supporting role in a novel, changes the original tragic fate, and lives himself into the appearance of the protagonist.

Slapping in the face is refreshing.

"Crossing Into a Vicious Female Supporting Girl in Early Ancient Literature" insists on a stalking idea, and the whole book thoroughly implements the purpose of turning the original heroine into a scumbag and letting the female supporting role beat the face. At the same time, it adds new elements of "early ancient literature" , so that there are old in the new, and new in the old, which is the "top student" in this kind of novels.

Early ancient Chinese refers to novels that were popular a long time ago.Because the time distance is too long, it does not match the current style.

Among them, the representative theme is, the president's wife ran with the ball in a one-night stand, all the school girls in F4 fell in love with me, you don't love me, but I love you, wait for you to love me, but I don't love you, abuse heart, liver, amnesia, car accident, cancer, one-stop can also be forced to be Named love, a beautiful girl with colorful hair and pearls, a secret agent killer who travels through ancient times, everyone loves dogs and dogs lick them, a six-year-old underworld girl who got a Ph.D.

The early ancient texts in this book were also one of the hot topics of the year: the heroine is plain-looking but has a pair of eyes that "fall in love with the heroine at the first sight", a green hat and they fight for it , I finally thought about it and didn't want to be so tired. Since you and I happen to be a wife, then this green hat should take turns to bring the heroine to open the NP theme of the harem.

Luo Zaozao was originally the heroine who opened the harem and made green hats.

However, in this matryoshka novel "Crossing into the Vicious Female Supporting Girl in Ancient Essays", she is the heroine on the surface, but her position is actually reduced to a female supporting role. There is no Su, no pleasure, and no harem, only her face is swollen .

The male protagonist and supporting actor who originally liked her all left him and turned into the arms of the new female protagonist, starting a new round of competition for the cuckold.

This time they were even more angry than last time, and they questioned each other: Do you have to fight against me?It's okay to grab that one from me before, but now you still grab it from me?Don't you say you won't marry unless she's the one?

Then he gave a new unified standard answer with a tacit understanding: I used to be young and frivolous, and somehow I was obsessed with that faceless girl!I don't want to throw that one away, whoever loves it like it, this is my true love, I must marry her!None of you will rob me!

Luo Zaozao:? ? ?Don't you love my beautiful eyes? !

All the men: No, I don't fall in love, I don't feel it anymore.Actually, have you been wearing colored contact lenses?I didn't realize until now that what I fell in love with was not your eyes, but your colored contact lenses.

All the men: XXX (the name of the new heroine), baby, did you hear that I have never loved her, what I fell in love with is a color contact lens, and my first love is you!Hey, Luo Zaozao, I will give you 100 million. Tell me what brand of colored contact lenses you are wearing. I want to give it to baby XXX.

Luo Zaozao: I don't wear colored contact lenses, and don't insult me ​​with money, how rich is it?I don't want your filthy money!

All the men: If you don't want money, don't want money. We are no longer fooled by this trick.Quickly tell me what brand of colored contact lenses it is, or you won’t be able to live here, and you’ll be sent to Africa to dig coal briquettes.

Luo Zaozao:? ? ?Water knows when fish cry, but who knows when I cry?Well, I wear colored contact lenses, and the name says you are fucking blind.

The alias of "The Vicious Female Supporting Woman Transmigrated into Early Classical Literature" can also be called "The Story of the Female Lead of Ancient Chinese Literature Being Degraded and Being Abuse".

Just after reading this book, it is clear how Luo Zaozao was abused, with all kinds of details, but the question is, how did she change from the original little white flower heroine to a sand sculpture?

At the end of the book, in order to highlight the kindness of the new heroine, the heroine didn't do anything to Luo Zaozao.

But when those dog men don't love you, what else can't be done if they can secretly change their love for you into the concept of love for you?

In the place where the new heroine "can't see", Luo has been expelled by dog ​​men in all aspects of spirit and force.

Luo left his hometown early.

In the last scene, in a small and dark rental house, she watched the newly promoted heroine on TV, shed tears suddenly, and murmured: "Originally, all of this should belong to—"

Before the last word "I" could be uttered, it was interrupted by a knock on the door.

("Open the door! Open the door!"

Luo Zaozao reached out to touch her tears, and went to open the door. The landlady stood at the door with a fierce expression on her face.

As soon as the door was opened, the landlady put her arms around her waist and asked, "I said, little girl, how long will you delay this month's rent? Will you still pay? If you don't pay, I won't rent this house to you!"

Luo Zaozao begged bitterly: "Please do me a favor, give me another two days, after two days, I will definitely make it up for you..."

"Two more days? Come on, pack up and get out tomorrow. I can't afford your big Buddha. Do you think I'm doing charity? Really..." The landlady glanced at the TV series that was playing, her tone Even more yin and yang: "Yo, you can't pay the electricity bill and still watch TV? What's on the TV... a big star? Little girl, with your appearance, you still dream of being a star? You're so ridiculous, you're a star." You are so beautiful, you—don’t talk, don’t talk, I’m too lazy to talk to you in vain, move out tomorrow, if you don’t move when I come tomorrow, ugly words will come first, I will throw all your things in the big room on the road!"

The landlady left cursing, leaving Luo squatting down early and began to cry.

But just as she cried twice, the wall behind her was slammed several times, the sound was louder than her cries.

The roommate next door yelled angrily: "It's so annoying, your mother is dead and crying here! I want to sleep, I want to cry and cry outside! Don't disturb others, okay?"

Luo Zao was frightened and covered his mouth. This time, his eyes were red and he didn't dare to make a sound.

The next day, Luo pushed his luggage and walked to the street early, his eyes were confused.

She passed Yijian store, and the popular singer's new song "When First Love Is in Progress" was playing in the store.

Someone next to him stopped and discussed passionately: "Ahhhh, it's my male god's song! It's very nice, super sweet, so sweet! I've listened to it dozens of times."

"I heard that your male god wrote it for the girl he likes?!"

"Damn it, even you, a passer-by who doesn't mix circles, knows? Although I really don't want to admit it, but the fact is that he is..."

Luo Zaozao took the suitcase and strode forward, passing by the two people who were talking.

Her face was expressionless, her eyes were numb and lifeless, without any waves.

Don't want to hear any more.

Luo Zaozao had never been so clear-headed like this moment-clearly realized that she and them were completely from two worlds.

There will no longer be any intersections.

So she doesn't want to hear it.

So be it.

The question she should worry about is: where should she live tonight? ! )

The audience looked at the ending, and then looked at Luo Zaozao, the sand sculpture on the show:

No, what have you experienced?

The more Luo Zaozao looked at Ye Li, the more cute and beautiful he felt.

How could there be such a cute little bunny in the world?

Such a cute little bunny is not her partner?It's simply unreasonable.

She didn't give up and said the code so many times, as long as the little rabbit replied "You are so flirtatious", the code was matched.

Unfortunately, the little rabbit seemed to be frightened by her and ignored her.

Luo early changed his mind to his current image of an owl, and felt that this should be the reason why the rabbit ignored her.

"Sister Rabbit, don't be afraid, sister is not a bad person." Luo Zaozao tried hard to make his eyes look innocent, and smiled friendly: "Sister, I just wanted to play Lyric Solitaire with you just now, there is no other meaning hahahaha."

Rabbit sister? ? ?

audience:"……"

Ye Li: "..."

Ye Li turned around and pointed his tail at her, and jumped into the playground, ready to ignore this idiot owl.

"Hey! Sister Rabbit, don't run away, I'm really not—"

Luo lost her voice early, because she found that she was too loud, calling the attention of the animals in the playground.

Ye Li wanted to hide, but it was too late, he heard all kinds of roars coming from the opposite side: "Rabbit!!!"

Ye Li: "..."

Who can answer him, can a rabbit kick an owl to death with its feet?