[Comprehensive British and American] I open a haunted house in the superhero world

West's first reaction was to subconsciously look at Loki's stomach...

Sorry, it's all the damn fanfic's fault.

"What are you doing looking at me like that, human!" Loki noticed West's gaze and immediately said angrily.

"I didn't expect you to weigh 238kg." West said innocently.

After saying this, everyone turned their attention to Loki's slender figure.

"Pregnant?" Tony said coolly.

In Norse mythology, Loki was the one who gave birth to an eight-legged horse, so...

All of a sudden, everyone turned their attention to Loki's belly.

"What are you humans thinking?!" Loki shouted angrily.

"They wonder if gods are different from human beings, and they can't tell even if they are pregnant." Tony continued to say coolly.

Everyone who heard Tony's words nodded unconsciously.

Because they really do.

"Damn it!" Loki yelled angrily, "Don't look at me like that!"

Considering that he is a Frost Giant, it is not surprising that he is so heavy... maybe he is a little light.

"There is really no way, who made God's presence so strong?" This was the third time Tony answered Loki's words.

Not only West, everyone heard Tony's meaning against Asgard's evil god.

The hatred in the middle probably dates back to when they first met, when Loki threw Tony out of the window.

Loki invaded the earth again, and threw Tony out of the window again...

Rocky also noticed Tony.

"Short." Loki sneered.

...and still mocking him for being short.

Tony also sneered back at him: "Oh, brother controls Bambi."

dangerous!

With superhuman speed, Clark grabbed West and brought him out of the confrontation range between Tony and Rocky.

I saw Tony put on the armor, and a light ball appeared on Loki's hand.

Two people... No, two ghosts started fighting.

Therefore, people maintain a neutral state so as not to hurt the fish in the pond.

Fortunately, both Loki and Tony are in the state of ghosts, and there is no entity. Otherwise, with the intensity of the duel between the two of them, I am afraid that West's haunted house pills.

Clark tried to stop them in the middle, but West refused, because he thought that if you didn't give them a vent, they would keep fighting.

And based on his experience with Tony, West has discovered that the endurance of the soul state is far inferior to that of the physical state, and they should be tired after a while.

As he expected, after a while Tony and Rocky stopped wearing rough clothes.

"If I wasn't in a soul state and lost most of my magic power, do you think I would be afraid of you?"

"If it weren't for my lack of armor and the loss of Friday's support, do you think I would be afraid of you?"

The two talked harshly, and West finally couldn't bear it.

"You two..." West looked helpless, "Can you calm down for a while?"

Loki looked up at West with a disdainful expression: "Human?"

West: "..."

Why does his expression look so awkward?Even Tom Hiddleston's face couldn't save him from the punchy expression.

"I want to put him back in." West said to Clark next to him.

Tony, who heard him speak, answered: "You'd better push him back, the little princess of Asgard lost her brother, and her heart is fragile."

Seeing the war broke out again, West asked Clark to stop the two people this time.

"Hey, listen to me first." West glanced at Jason, who had been silent all this time, and then at the little Asgardian princess who worried him... Bah, the evil god of Asgard.

Although he impulsively wanted to stuff it back, but thinking about it, he wouldn't do it.

He talked about his current situation and the need for the two to sign a contract.

Unexpectedly, it was not Loki who objected first, but Jason.

Jason knew Clark and could see his state, so he believed what West said.

But he would never agree to a contract of sale.

Jason frowned: "I won't sign any contract with anyone."

"Um, if you..."

"I don't have any wishes, and I don't want to be controlled." Jason said firmly, not joking at all.

He is not by nature one to be bound by others.

"Little boss, let me have a word with him." When West was in trouble, Tony said to him.

West thinks about it. With the relationship between Tony and Bruce, he must really want Jason to stay. After all, no one can guarantee the consequences of not signing a contract.

The biggest possibility is the disappearance of the soul.

So I agreed to their request to chat.

Jason raised his eyebrows. He was dead when Tony and Bruce happened, so he didn't know Tony.

But he was still curious about what this person who seemed to know his identity was going to say to him, and without saying much, the two turned to the corner.

When it comes to Loki, West has even more headaches.

Loki is known as the silver tongue, the god of deceit, communicating with him will be far more troublesome than communicating with other people.

West even misses Nygma a little bit. If the Riddler is here now, he will only have to listen to two wise men.

By the way, is the Riddler dead now?

When West hesitated, Loki changed his previous arrogance: "So you are the master here?"

He said gently to West: "There's no need to be so defensive about me. Did that person say something bad about me just now? That person doesn't like me, so he misunderstood me a bit. There's no need for you to just listen to what he said."

He was indeed proud, but he wasn't an idiot either. After seeing the current situation clearly, Loki understood who the real owner of the haunted house was.

West looked at his face, and to be honest, Loki's looks were really deceiving—to put it bluntly, he was good-looking.

This is probably why Loki was able to cheat for so long in Asgard.

Seeing some hesitation on West's expression, Loki showed a slight smile on his face and lowered his posture: "I'm not what other people think, I lied, but it's not because I like to lie in my heart, it's just that Because I live in Asgard and I'm a descendant of the Frost Giants, Thor and Odin treat me well, but others don't. My life will be difficult if I don't learn to protect myself. And these are not Others know, so they all misunderstand me."

His expression was frank, neither resentful nor angry, but slightly helpless, as if everything he did was really out of helplessness as he said.

If...if he hadn't seen the movie, West would definitely be deceived by Loki's gesture!

It should be said that even after watching the movie, he instinctively began to wonder whether Loki was really struggling as he said in places where the movie was not made.

West suddenly realized that this is the strength of Loki.

He knew that Tony was by his side, and he must know something about Sol, so he didn't mention Sol in his words, but only talked about other people.

This is sure that even Tony doesn't know how to live in Asgard.

But this may also be true, after all, Loki is really a frost giant...

During the struggle, he was already led into a trap by Loki's words.

What's the point of just Loki deceiving him?He's just an ordinary haunted house owner.

"Even if you say that, I can't help you do what you want." West said helplessly, "First, I can't beat Thor, second, I can't beat Sif, and third, I can't beat Sif." I can't even beat an ordinary protoss in Asgard."

"Do you think I'm telling you this to expect you to do something?" Loki raised the corner of his mouth.

"Is it to help you solve Sol, or to help you become the king of Asgard?" West nodded honestly: "I admit that if you don't want to sign with me, there is nothing I can do, but I won't do it because of Anyone else can do something for you, but you can't, because you will definitely cheat me."

Who knows that Rocky smiled and said: "I won't ask you to do anything, I plan to sign with you immediately, in fact, I really like the job you can offer me, I can't wait to sign with you, look at you There is a clause in the contract that employees must obey the orders of the owner of the haunted house, so what are you afraid of?"

What Loki said makes sense, but West still feels that something is wrong. How can I say that Loki's performance is too...

While he was hesitating, Tony and Jason came back from the corner. Tony probably heard what Loki said, and raised his voice and said, "Loki, it's no use being miserable, Sol told me You have more things than you think about. You just want to live, but you don't want to be completely controlled, so you want to win the favor of the little boss, and then control him in turn."

Loki's complexion changed, he didn't feel embarrassed after being exposed, but was very frank.

He didn't say anything, just looked at West.

This look made West... very stressed.

When Tony said this, he understood that Loki absolutely didn't want to die again, and he also understood that Tony would definitely not believe him, so he wanted to draw Wester to his side.

The current villain force in this haunted house is a bit weak, and Loki is single and weak.

West suddenly thought that the Nygma he was looking forward to might not be able to help him, but could form a haunted house villain force with Loki...

Nygma should die later, he doesn't want his haunted house to stage pros and cons every day.

Looking at it this way, West felt like a piece of delicious meat, and everyone wanted to take him back to his nest.

You guys have too many villains.

"Listen, listen." Thinking of his villain employee Loki and the tentative villain employee Nygma, West suddenly had a headache, "Since everyone is going to work together soon, don't get entangled whether it's a villain or a decent person. Do you live in peace and work well together.”

Tony snorted, and Loki looked at him with disdain.

To West, he can still pretend, to Tony...

Bless him, don’t come with more villains, West thought silently, only one Loki can face Tony and Clark and it won’t turn the world upside down, if there are a few more villains...

After finally suppressing the pros and cons at the scene, Jason said at this time: "I can also sign a contract with you, but I have to go back to Gotham first."

West looked at Tony, but Tony didn't want to explain.

It was not unexpected to West that Jason was going back to Gotham, but...

"I'll go back alone, and no one should follow me." Jason said resolutely, obviously there was no room for reincarnation.

West looked at Tony again, and Tony shook his head slightly, but didn't speak.

When he didn't want to explain something, West couldn't ask, and the owner of the haunted house would never use his privilege to force him to say something.

So he nodded, and in the next second, Jason floated out of the haunted house.

"It's up to us now." After solving Jason's matter, West began to sign with Rocky.

The black contract that had been turned into ashes melted into the bodies of both parties. Loki's face changed slightly, but he quickly returned to his original state.

Still looking at West with a half-smile, not giving up the idea of ​​pulling him to his side.

Not to mention, Tom's face is really pretty.

West pressed his heart once, and pressed it back to its original speed.

"So, what do I need to do?" Loki asked.

Loki...

Loki is good at magic, why not...

"There is a ticket seller at the door, so let me help you for the time being." Are you kidding, let Loki use magic?West still felt that he should pay more attention to this evil god for the time being.

Loki didn't question the task he arranged, instead he leaned close to West and whispered in his ear ambiguously: "Do you like Mr. Conductor, or...Miss Conductor? My female body is quite beautiful." .”

West: "..."

Is he... seducing me?