[Comprehensive British and American] I open a haunted house in the superhero world

If it hadn't been for West to cover Hall's mouth, its cry must be scarier than the ghosts in the haunted house.

West carried Hall out of the haunted house expressionlessly.

"Sorry, boss, that wasn't my intention," Fury said.

But West couldn't hear the slightest bit of guilt from the words. He swore that if it happened again, in order to get rid of the situation at that time, Fury would still burn his haunted house to him!

West turned his head and looked resentfully at the big guy who couldn't afford it.

his haunted house...

"Kill him, kill him!" Hall was still roaring in his mind, which greatly affected his judgment.

West felt bitter. He just thought that even if these S.H.I.E.L.D. !

It's okay for this group of people to go to haunted houses with guns, but they actually carry incendiary bombs? !

Why don't they carry a missile? !

The hardest thing is Hall, who is wearing a vest inside and scaring people everywhere, and is happy, but turns around and witnesses his house being burned...

It's just playing a haunted house, do you want to be so serious? !

Dry!

It was once again a poor little homeless one.

Hall nestled in West's arms like a dead cat.

After sitting in the hall, Fury waved the frightened agents to go out first.

Most of these agents received severe beatings from Hall in the haunted house. Seeing that they were all in shock at the moment, Fury simply let them go out first, leaving only Hill.

"Are you a magician?" Fury asked as soon as those people went out.

As for Fury asking this question, West had already prepared in his heart. Anyway, denying it is impossible to deny it, so he simply admitted it, regardless of whether Fury believed it or not.

So a set of remarks about a magic practitioner who is keen on opening haunted houses to scare people appears.

There is nothing wrong with the logic. Anyway, Fury is not an expert in the wizarding world, and West can talk whatever he wants.

The reason sounds a bit ridiculous, the reason why I opened a haunted house because I love to scare people, I wonder if this secret agent will believe it?

Believe it or not!Just thinking about it, West recalled the horrors of his haunted house. If Fury didn't believe it, he would team up with Superman and throw him into the haunted house for a beating!

Going in this time, he would definitely let Superman clean up the weapons on him first.

Who knew that during West's vicious plan, Fury nodded without showing any doubts.

Is this agent chief out of his mind?

But he doesn't doubt that it is more in line with West's idea?

The face of the haunted house owner suddenly became kind: "Since Mr. Fury has no doubts about my identity, then we can talk about the compensation for you burning my haunted house."

He thought gloomily, Superman has stayed to work, why should you be an exception, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

He didn't want to detain people from S.H.I.E.L.D. to work for him, for he was afraid of being turned undercover.

Although there are still many secrets in his haunted house that cannot be known to others, such as Tony Stark.

and so……

Lose money.

"He doesn't have any money?" Tony, who was floating in West, said hesitantly because no one else could see him anyway. "When I was still here, I paid a lot of bills for S.H.I.E.L.D."

When West heard this, his heart turned cold.

Yes, in the movie, S.H.I.E.L.D. is a poor organization, and even its own agents (Hawkeye, Black Widow) are handed over to Tony to raise.

What money do they have?

Leave them all to work?

Maybe the US government will trouble him!

No, you still have to lose money!West was not reconciled, the little boss looked at the scene of the destroyed haunted house, and not losing money was not enough to calm his inner anger.

So he simply quoted a very high price.

Unexpectedly, Fury actually agreed.

West looked at Fury with a look of surprise, probably because the owner of the haunted house clearly wrote on his face, and Fury understood at a glance that he was questioning the financial resources of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Fury laughed: "Compared to rich people, S.H.I.E.L.D. really doesn't have much money, but it's not that poor."

Fury waved his hand and motioned for Hill to leave as well, and when only he, West and the invisible Tony were left, he said, "Although I don't know why you think so, in fact, compensation for a dozen families I can still afford to pay for the haunted house, and S.H.I.E.L.D. has a budget for these war damages, so the little boss doesn’t have to worry.”

West: "..."

Tony: "..."

Fuck, the report is low.

West wished to travel back to that time just now, and doubled or tripled the price he offered himself.

It seems that this is reasonable, SHIELD also has the work of demolishing buildings on a daily basis, no matter what, it has been budgeted, right?

So why did they ask Tony to fund it?

West didn't dare to think about it, he swore that he definitely saw Tony's expression turn cold the moment he heard what Fury said.

Tony: "He told me that S.H.I.E.L.D. is a Qingshui Yamen, how poor he is usually, how poor, how poor..."

West: "...ummm."

Tony: "He told me that S.H.I.E.L.D. was so poor that they couldn't afford to change weapons, and asked me to work as a consultant for S.H.I.E.L.D. without even paying a penny of salary."

West: "...um."

Tony: "It's fine that I paid the bill for the building the Avengers crashed into. Considering that Natasha and Clint are also agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., I'm also paying the bill."

West: "..."

West told Tony with his eyes that he would help him get revenge.

Tony said coolly, "You've finished bidding just now."

Luckily for Fury, if he listens to the price now, it won't be the same as before.

Miserable is just one word, and West, who just thought he was super miserable, suddenly felt that Tony was worse than him.

Out of empathy, West politely helped Tony ask a question he really wanted to know: "So, why is the Stark Corporation always paying the bills for S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"First, no one dislikes money." Fury folded his arms and said with a rare smile on his face, "Second, I want to punish him. If you have seen Stark, you will know why everyone wants to punish him. , he's a jerk, and it's so funny to watch him pissed off and speechless."

Smiling and laughing, Fury's face slowly faded again.

A slight sadness flashed across his face for an instant, but then it was well hidden.

Tony: "..."

S.H.I.E.L.D. has lost him forever!

"Let's not talk about this. In fact, I stayed because I wanted to talk to the boss about another matter." Fury finished the topic just now and continued.

When West heard this, his heart immediately lifted.

Fury was very talkative throughout the whole process, and he still found it strange.

Are feelings waiting for him here?

Wouldn't he have taken a fancy to his "magic ability" and wanted to recruit him as an Avenger?Conscience of heaven and earth, he doesn't know any magic at all?

"Actually, in the process of playing the haunted house, I accidentally discovered that the willpower of my subordinates is not as strong as I imagined, so I want to cooperate with the owner of the haunted house on a project, hire you as a consultant, and then work in S.H.I.E.L.D. Create a scene here, specially for fear training." Fury touched his chin and said.

West: "..."

so cruel?Haven't had enough beatings from haunted houses?

Besides, S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't even pay for consultants.

Think about it, Bruce Wayne does not take money when he is a consultant to the Justice League. All the work related to Chaoying these days is free service.

Forget it, West felt that he was poor (although he was still rich after he made a fortune just now), and only wanted to be an ordinary haunted house owner, so he would not be selfless.

West: "I..."

"Salary is negotiable." Fury saw the meaning on West's face in a blink of an eye, and said directly, "S.H.I.E.L.D. hired consultants, and still left a sum of money."

West: "..."

Tony: "..."

Tony was even angrier now.

He lowered his face, and said in a rare gloomy manner: "Go, make an offer to him! Take back my share!"

"My haunted house can't be built in other places, but I can leave one alone for SHIELD." West said immediately.

Seeing Tony's furious look, he doesn't know who to sympathize with now.

Anyway, he is the one who gets the money, as long as he is happy.

"Very friendly" discussed related incidents related to the salary issue, and West, clutching his full pockets, enthusiastically sent Fury out of the haunted house.

He suppressed his expression the whole time, with a calm look.

It wasn't until the SHIELD team left that he indulged his excitement and almost jumped back to the haunted house.

"Look at your worthless look." Unlike West's excitement, Tony, who had just been hit hard by Fury, was in a very bad mood.

He looked at the excitement on West's face, and said contemptuously.

"You don't understand Tony, I used to be a poor man who ran a haunted house, but now I'm a...rich man who runs a haunted house." West stroked his chin, "I found out that you can't get rich by opening a haunted house, but you can by destroying a haunted house. "

If everyone who came to his haunted house lost a fortune like this...

Then he will kill the person who came to destroy his haunted house next time!

joke!How can he open a haunted house after ruining him?

As a dedicated haunted house owner, West said that he should open the haunted house honestly.

This kind of disaster that destroys the haunted house is enough, don't come a second time, his heart can't bear this kind of damage.

West clutched his heart, and after taking the money, he went to his haunted house.

Even feel sorry for his troubled employees.

"Hall..."

The poor kitten raised his head with resentment on his face: "You traded my house for money..."

For a magical creature like him, money is useless, so his understanding is that his home was exchanged for money by West.

"Money can help you rebuild your home." West said considerately, he understood that Hall had just destroyed his home, so he was in a bad mood, "The next step is SHIELD, so you can... "

Revenge S.H.I.E.L.D. for ruining your family feud.

Hall's eyes lit up. For him, this is not only a home, but also means that he will have a fixed ration!

He immediately got into West's arms to please him, and hooked his wrist with his tail.

West rightly enjoyed his fawning.

When the scene became very harmonious for a while, Clark suddenly came over: "Boss, I'm afraid I have to say goodbye to you early."

"Huh?" West raised his eyebrows and said with a puzzled expression.

Clark twitched the corners of his mouth and said with a difficult smile, "I just received a message that something small happened at home and I need to go back first."