[Comprehensive British and American] I open a haunted house in the superhero world

"Wait for me a moment, I'll go to the bathroom." West smiled and pulled himself away from the table.

Walking deliberately away from where he and Clark were sitting, and...

"Tony, help!" He squatted in the corner, quickly took out the phone, and then dialed the only landline in West's cabin - the phone that Tony called old antiques.

"Hello, this is West's hut." It was not Tony who answered the phone. Hall's lazy voice sounded particularly embarrassing at this time. While talking, he was pulling the microphone with his cat's paw, making a harsh sound. sound.

"Give the phone to Tony, Hall." West said eagerly.

"What's the hurry." Hall complained, and then West heard Hall shouting something similar to "he wants to find you, it sounds like he's going to die" on the other end of the phone.

West silently remembered Hall's hatred in his heart.

Let's wait until he gets out of the current predicament and find a way to solve it.

"Hey, little boss, what trouble do you need Tony Almighty Stark to solve for you? I find that you really can't live without me for a day." Tony said, with a little sarcasm in his tone.

And there was cat laughter on the other end of the phone.

No need to look, West can also imagine the state of the two people on the other end of the phone.

Remember the hatred between two people.

West thought silently.

Keeping grudges is all about grudges, and the troubles that Tony needs to help solve still have to be solved.

"Tony, I heard that I have encountered a very big problem and urgently need your help." West said solemnly, "Please tell me if there is any good hotel in New York."

There was a suspicious silence on the other end of the phone for a long time, neither the voice of a person nor the voice of a cat rang out.

After a while, Tony said: "Are you making progress so fast? In this case, I have recommended several hotels to you. Do you want to play a little more open or a little conservative? I have to say, I know one The hotel is safe and reliable, and it will also provide some special toys, which are guaranteed to be very exciting, depending on whether you want to go or not.”

Knowing what he misunderstood, West rolled his eyes.

"It's not what you think," West said.

"What's that like?" West unexpectedly felt a little unhappy in Tony's tone.

"Are you unhappy?" West asked tentatively.

"Obviously." Tony said dryly, "I didn't expect you to surrender to Superman so quickly. I know he is handsome and has the best chest muscles in the world, but you must know that he is a member of the Justice League! You actually Surrender to the Justice League guys so quickly!"

West raised his eyebrows: "If I remember correctly, you still proposed to me to sleep with that big man?"

"I thought it was a joke that everyone could understand, and you should stick to your morals." Tony said righteously, "Listen to West, stay away from the Justice League, even if they collectively One, and is really handsome, but there are no good guys in the Justice League... well, Superman might be barely half a good guy, but his friend Batman is definitely not a good guy, especially in terms of relationships, so you better stay away from them Stay away, lest you be deceived in the future."

West: "..."

West: "...can I hear the story here?"

"There is no story!" Tony said resolutely, "I'm doing it for your own good, so think about it! No matter how far you are going, stay away quickly."

After speaking, he hung up the phone with a bang.

West held up his phone and was stunned for a long time.

Wait, that's not right, I just want to ask a reliable hotel, and I don't have a relationship with Superman at all.

but……

He seems to have got a shocking gossip!

So West decided to call his current favorite human employee, but his first question was not the hotel, but: "What's the gossip between Tony and Batman?"

Hotels aside, the most important thing in this world is gossip.

"Tony and Batman?" Peter was confused, "What's the relationship between Tony and Batman?"

His bewildered attitude did not disappoint West, on the contrary, it would be strange if Peter knew everything.

"What's Tony's attitude towards the members of the Justice League?" West asked persuasively.

"Uh... All I know is that the Avengers have never been in contact with the Justice League." Peter said hesitantly, "But I don't know what it is, it seems that Tony is not happy. Why are you asking this?"

"It's nothing." West coughed a little to cover up, and then still not forgetting his mission, he asked two cheap hotels.

Then he returned to the seat across from Clark.

"Sorry, I'm late." West smiled softly at Clark.

"It's okay, it's okay." Clark said quickly.

West hurriedly told Clark all the news he got from Peter, and Clark was very grateful for it.

Then West pretended to be unconscious and said: "Clark, I remember that you seem to have written a lot of news about Superman. Does your Planet Daily know a lot of gossip about the Justice League? I'm so curious, why the Justice League and Vengeance You don’t seem to have a good relationship? Did Superman say anything to you?”

Even if I'm just digging gossip, I have to be nice to Superman, West thought excitedly.

In the evening, West ended his business for the day.

A lot of people came to the haunted house today, but there were not two people who actually went to play. Most of the people who came were either for the news on the Internet, or they came here with malicious intentions.

West knew it wasn't time for his haunted house to really explode.

So he was very calm. After seeing that the business hours were over, he politely asked these people to leave, without the slightest intention to take the initiative to keep them down.

At night, he would just hide in the lobby of the haunted house and play with his mobile phone.

Tony stared at him at the door for a long time, and finally couldn't help coming over: "You didn't spend the night with Superman?"

"Obviously." West replied calmly.

"That's good, you followed my advice." Tony said, but he felt that there was something wrong with West's expression—how should I put it, it was too calm. After he finished asking this sentence, West continued to bow his head Went to play with the phone, didn't even ask a question.

He felt wrong, and after a while he couldn't help but said, "So, what do you think about Superman?"

West pulled his eyes out of the phone and stared at Tony: "I don't plan to sleep with him yet."

After saying this, he returned to the phone again.

Not knowing what he saw, a smile appeared on his face.

Tony felt aggrieved and panicked, always feeling a special kind of uneasiness.

"Listen West, I'm not trying to interfere with your choices, I'm... well, I'm trying to say... I don't know what I'm trying to say, I just want to tell you that the people of the Justice League really don't How about it?" Tony said.

West grinned and smiled: "Tony, no matter what happens to you, I will love you."

He looked at Tony sincerely, making Tony feel suffocated.

Superman, he thought of Superman.

That damn superman is Bruce. Batman. Wayne's best friend, the two of them are wf.

Superman is one of the insiders.

"Listen, whatever Superman told you, it wasn't entirely true," Tony said, "The reason why I think there are bad guys in the Justice League is because... I have a friend who grew up with... ...he had a relationship with that damn Batman, and he found out...that damn Bat was a liar, and when he lied to people, he had no emotion at all, so they fell apart, that damn Batman .”

Tony scolded angrily.

West raised his head slowly, with a slight smile on his face.

"Tony." West said with a pure expression, "Superman didn't say anything, because it's impossible for Batman to share his love life with him, even if they are best friends."

The expression on Tony's face gradually faded away, and he looked at West blankly: "You tell me what to say."

"You said it yourself." West suppressed a smile, and he showed Tony the phone. There was nothing on it, "But I really didn't expect, Tony, that you still have an affair with Batman."

"It was my friend who had a relationship with Batman," Tony emphasized.

"Okay, okay, friend," West said along with him, "so, what do your friends say about Batman?"

"He's a complete jerk!" Tony slowed down again, "but he's also a good jerk."

He has complicated feelings for Batman, and West suddenly senses the contradiction in his words.

"I didn't expect...he didn't say anything to Superman," Tony whispered. "I thought...he would at least complain to Superman."

"Well, Tony, I know." West said seriously, "Since Batman has such a history with your... friends, let's take revenge on Batman's friends."

He pointed to the night scene of the clown returning to the soul that had not been put into use since it was built, and showed a pure and gentle smile.

"I'm going to use this to entertain the Superman party tomorrow, what do you think?"