[Comprehensive British and American] I open a haunted house in the superhero world

It was a complete accident that West would meet Bruce again.

And things will develop to the later situation, which is completely an accident within an accident.

Just a few days ago, West accompanied Clark on a trip to Gotham.

Of course, I didn't go there in a special capacity, it was purely a normal interview with their boss by a Kent reporter.

West thought that he could take a look at his former employee Nygma, so he followed Clark to Gotham.

Unexpectedly, they happened to run into "Prince Wayne" who was kidnapped by Nygma to Arkham.

West: "..."

Bruce: "...

He also didn't know where the interest of "I know who you are, but I don't say I'm going to kidnap your hidden identity" between these villains and Bruce came from.

However, because it was inconvenient for West to reveal his identity, he was kidnapped by Nygma to Arkham by the way.

Nygma signed a contract with the haunted house, so he is also one of the people with memories.

And the one who loves to make trouble.

During the time in the haunted house, it was enough for him to know the relationship between Clark and West, and the relationship between Bruce and Tony.

So knowing West's identity, he pretended not to know him and Bruce, and then tied the two of them together and broadcast it live to the world.

Everything here is actually normal, Bruce is resourceful, no matter what, the final result must be that Nygma was captured back to Arkham, and Prince Wayne and the ordinary haunted house owner were rescued.

However, Bruce just didn't know West.

It doesn't matter if you don't know West, but Bruce is an extremely well-informed person.

So he knew that Clark fell in love with someone who appeared suddenly, lived with him, and looked like he wanted to be together forever.

I also know what kind of attitude Tony used to treat the same person in New York, and he even had an affair with the other party so that everyone in the world knew.

Of course, we all know that Batman is absolutely not affected by some personal emotions, so his attitude towards West is purely suspicious.

Yes, he suspected West.

Suspicion of his sudden appearance (even if West's identity is flawless no matter what method is used), suspicion of his abnormal attractiveness (he thinks that West may have used some special magic to confuse the two superheroes).

All in all, he doubted everything about West.

So he hooked up with West in the live broadcast in front of people all over the world, and tried to seduce him with his personal charm afterwards.

Nygma nearly died laughing when he was caught.

Afterwards, West also felt very speechless, and complained about Bruce with Clark, and Clark comforted him that Batman was like that.

West thought about it too, letting the matter go after Clark assured him he'd have a good talk with Bruce and dissuade him from doing it.

But who would have thought that things would develop in an incredible direction next?

Talking to Clark once didn't seem to have any effect. Not only did Bruce not restrain himself, but he became more suspicious of West.

He seemed to be bothered by the fact that he hadn't been able to "hook up" West—or rather, he was simply uneasy about not being able to find out West.

He seemed to fall in love with West at first sight, and began to travel frequently to and from the metropolis to pursue (test) West.

West was already deeply involved in Tony's "pursuit" storm. This accident turned him into a triangle relationship with Bat Iron-this is really a bit too complicated.

However, neither he nor Tony nor Clark could explain to Bruce why they were so kind to West—that they had known each other?Bruce would feel that they were under some kind of magic, or that there was something confusing about West—you must know that Bruce knew both Tony and Clark very well, to what extent?Learned that he knew all their whereabouts in the past six months.

So Bruce can be sure that it's just Tony or Clark, who never had a Westerbrian in their first half of their lives, and neither in their most recent lives.

So West isn't questionable?From his point of view, that is quite doubtful.

In his eyes, West is a suspect who has a questionable identity and has been firmly defended by his friends.

West has never felt that Bruce has any real feelings for him, he has self-knowledge.

Of course, his self-knowledge doesn't work for ordinary people, and they all insist that Bruce must really love him.

So did Tony.

Attracting two super-rich people to fight for him in one breath, what kind of disaster is he.

West was dumbfounded when he saw these remarks.

These remarks would not have affected him, but what he didn't expect was that Clark actually cared about them—although he didn't show it obviously.

"It's not true, is it? You don't really think I'll be tempted by Bruce?" After figuring out why Clark was depressed, West said ironically.

Clark coughed, with a slightly embarrassed expression: "I don't think you will like Bruce, or..."

"What is it?" West raised his brows and said with a strange expression on his face.

His eyes rolled, and suddenly he reached out and hooked Clark's neck, pulling Superman's head down.

Brow pressed against Clark's forehead: "It's just feeling uncomfortable, right? It's just jealousy, right? It's just... wanting me to love you, right?"

West originally thought that his teasing would make the other party blush, but who knew that Clark was blushing, and after blushing, he suddenly lowered his voice and said, "How do you want to hurt me?"

Clark's voice was pleasant to hear, but after being deliberately lowered, he said a sentence that was full of eroticism, coupled with a slightly red face, shyness and debauchery went hand in hand, which made West itch.

After coming back again, the two of them also did some things that were not suitable for children, and pink bubbles would pop up from time to time when getting along. At this time, with some vinegar smell, it made the taste even more boring.

After spending some time together, it was time for Clark to go to work.

Although the Haunted House and the Daily Planet are neighbors, at this time Clark had to rush over to write the hottest news at the moment according to Perry's request-the triangle relationship between West and Bat-Iron-sometimes Clark wondered if he was From the sports page to the entertainment page, Perry always used the reason that since he could get the first-hand information about Superman, he could also get the first-hand Iron Man, in order to force him to participate in a completely unfounded event. news.

They reluctantly bid farewell, and not long after Clark left, Tony appeared outside the haunted house.

So when West opened the door, he saw Tony, the culprit.

As the instigator of his scandal, West's attitude towards Tony has always been calm.

After calmly looking outside, after confirming that there were no reporters who heard the news, West opened the door and let Tony in.

There was still tea and coffee on the table for entertainment, and Tony naturally picked up the coffee and took a sip.

"puff--"

This mouthful was all sprayed out.

"Seriously." Tony looked at the coffee in his hand with disgust, "The oldest law in the world, still insist on drinking this kind of coffee that is measured in cents? Don't you have any savings?"

"Actually...no." West looked at him indifferently, "All my money was used to rent a house, and now the poor have no money, and Clark and I went to the Polar Sea, where the poor There's only land left."

It is impossible to have treasure or something, and no money is no money.

"How do you expect me to make money?" West looked at Tony quietly, "Just point at a rich man and give him a chance to live? He hasn't paid yet."

Tony coughed twice and began to play dumb.

Yeah, he's already got the body, so West loses his chance to get the money.

Tony is not short of money, he just doesn't want to give West a chance to get money.

After getting along with West for a long time, he has also become stingy, Gan.

"I used to have your prostitution contract?" West had to point out this.

And Iron Man said confidently: "So what? Death can't steal money."

This is true, after all, death can be regarded as the poorest thing.

West looked at him speechlessly. He had been wondering before, how did Tony become like this?Shouldn't he be the kind of guy who throws money at him?

Just look at him now, he obviously disliked that coffee, turned his head and picked up the cup calmly, and then started... drinking coffee?

Is he Tony Stark the kind of coffee drinker?

It has to be said that West was completely unaware of who tortured Tony into this state.

Tony drank coffee for a long time with a calm face, and finally said after drinking Wester's impatience.

"Is Wayne bothering you?" he asked.

The war is over, Batman is with Tony, and Bruce has changed back to Wayne, West thought.

What happened recently has been known to everyone in the world, let alone Iron Man.

So West glanced at Tony and found that there was a light in the eyes of the person who was asking the question, and West didn't even need to spend an extra second to realize that this is a light that is not too much to watch: "Obviously, I need someone who can convince Bruce."

There was a sneer in Tony's eyes naturally—West didn't even figure out why Tony would be so excited when Bruce made trouble for him. Isn't it... isn't that kind of relationship between them?

"Seriously, isn't Wayne suspicious of you?" Tony said, "So what are you going to do with Wayne?"

West is keenly aware that the latter matter is the focus of Tony's concern.

And his concern is definitely not for the sake of Bruce.

Even if the trouble Bruce is causing him is a headache for him, he can't help but say a few words for Bruce at this time.

"Tony, Bruce is actually a pretty good person..." West said.

However, before he finished speaking, Tony raised his hand decisively and made a gesture of rejection: "Bruce is a very bad person, much worse than Clark, so you don't need to say, I know him better than you .”

Oh, Tony finally admits that Clark is a nice guy, and all his belittlings are subjective, and listening to Tony, he can already tell from his tone that he's finally admitting it - insisting that Bruce is probably his only Not willing to give up.

But what Tony said is not necessarily wrong, after all, his relationship with Bruce is different from the relationship between others and Bruce.

To ordinary people, Batman is great, but to the ones who are close to him...

"I thought you two were ready to be together after working together for so long." West couldn't help but said.

Tony waved his hand immediately: "First, Bruce Wayne and I, that is the normal cooperative relationship between Iron Man and Batman, second, he doesn't remember, the relationship between me and him is a childhood that we haven't seen for many years... I’m afraid even friends can get a discount.”

Oh, West understands, co-authoring Tony is resentful that Bruce can't remember.

"So, how are you going to solve Bruce's problem?" Tony asked again after answering West's words.

This West is absolutely sure that he just wants to watch Bruce's excitement, and he probably has a bit of revenge - revenge for the other party not remembering that period - poor Bruce, that's not his fault.

West opened his mouth and was about to answer when he suddenly heard someone calling his name from the door.

He knew the voice very well, it had been around him a lot lately—it was Bruce's voice.

West: "..."

He had to greet Bruce back like he had greeted Tony.

When Bruce saw Tony, a look of surprise appeared on his face—but West felt that his surprise was a bit fake. With Bruce's intelligence network, West was [-]% sure that Bruce knew that Tony was in the haunted house.

He is probably worried about Tony's safety, after all, West is now a person who can "confuse" Superman.

And Tony's first reaction when he saw Bruce was to roll his eyes naturally, and didn't intend to talk to Bruce.

Bruce, who had lost his memory, didn't know that West knew the relationship between him and Tony clearly, and he pretended not to know each other. He didn't plan to talk to Tony, and just wandered around the haunted house in a relaxed manner.

"You look good here, but it seems a bit crude."

Speaking of West, I feel sad, even if he is poor, Tony doesn't care what kind of money he has.

He looked at Bruce with poverty written all over his eyes.

Bruce glanced around and snapped his fingers.

"Okay, I can put money in for you, honey."

West's eyes lit up all of a sudden, regardless of what trouble Bruce was or was about to cause him, this sentence was enough for him to forgive Bruce.

He looked at Bruce, as if he saw the legendary benefactor: "Bruce, you are really a good person, you must live a long life."

Bruce raised an arc, and said, "It's just a little thing."

Then he found that Tony next to him looked at him very wrongly, and couldn't help asking: "Is there any problem?"

Tony who just hit West on money: "..."

That sounded like a blessing from Death's mouth.

No, you are death's favorite.

Bruce didn't know West's identity, so he wouldn't know what Tony was complaining about. He just paid attention to Tony's expression habitually.

When West heard Tony speak, he was afraid that he would scare away his benefactor, so he secretly kicked him, and then said sincerely to Bruce: "He just thinks my blessing is too sincere. "

Tony bared his teeth in reaction to his kick.

He and Tony have been together almost every day for a period of time, and many actions are natural without thinking about it at all.

So neither he nor Tony noticed how flirtatious the two of them were.

Bruce narrowed his eyes slightly, but no more emotion was revealed on his face.

I don't know if it's because Tony is here, but he didn't test West much this time, nor did he consciously seduce him, but chatted with him normally.

This is due to the fact that too many reporters have come recently, and West has suspended business, otherwise there would be no need for business this morning.

They still wanted to leave until noon, but West couldn't sit still, because by this time, Clark should be back to rest.

The relationship between the two of them had been known to Bruce for a long time, but thinking of Clark's reaction in the morning, West still felt that they should not have met.

So he tactfully issued an order to evict the guest.

However, Bruce didn't respond to his words, as if he didn't understand his euphemistic words, he sat still.

West immediately cast his eyes on Tony for help.

Tony shrugged, indicating that he just wanted to watch the show.

West: "..."

He didn't have to worry about it anymore, because he had already heard Clark's voice coming back.

In fact, Superman has super hearing and pays attention to West's news from time to time, so he already knew that Tony and Bruce appeared outside their door.

But due to the particularity of the haunted house, he didn't know what happened after they entered the haunted house.

All morning, Clark was absent-minded at work, and his attention went to West from time to time.

When it was time to get off work, he almost couldn't wait to rush to the haunted house - and then looked at Bruce and Tony.

When persuading Bruce not to care about West, in order to highlight West's ordinaryness, he specifically told Bruce that West didn't know his identity as a Superman, and he didn't tell the other party that he was a Superman.

In other words, West shouldn't know Bruce is Batman either.

There were four people at the scene, all four of them knew each other's identities, and they all knew each other, but none of the four could reveal the fact that they knew each other...

"Clark, this is Bruce." West came back to his senses, and immediately introduced to Clark enthusiastically, "He and I...uh, met in Arkham."

Although Bruce has been pursuing West, he and Clark have never met face to face, so he has avoided the embarrassing situation now - Bruce knows Clark, but he has to pretend not to know Clark; West knows that Bruce He knows Clark, but he has to pretend that he doesn't know that Bruce knows Clark; Clark knows that he knows Bruce, and that West knows that he knows Bruce, but he has to pretend that he doesn't know the above two points.

The relationship between the three of them is already complicated enough, and with the addition of Tony, whom they all know but pretend not to know...

The four smiled at each other, and they all felt that the atmosphere at the scene was a bit strange.

Alright, West sighed. Apart from being afraid that Clark would be jealous, what he fears most is actually this moment of testing his acting skills.

He himself is fine, but he just doesn't know if Clark can handle it?He sneaked a glance at Clark, and found that Clark was coping well?

That's right, you must know that Clark Kent is a man who wandered around under the eyes of Lex Luthor in the metropolis without being discovered.

His acting skills may not be considered good, but he can handle this kind of scene.

West heaved a sigh of relief, then naturally pulled Clark's arm, and said sweetly: "This is my boyfriend, Clark Kent, and he is a reporter from the Daily Planet."

For some reason, the owner of the haunted house always felt that Bruce's expression was very scary. He still kept a smile on his face, but his eyes were as sharp as knives when he looked at West, as if to say, "You lied to my friend, why not?" Hooked up with my childhood sweetheart", which made West feel uncomfortable and always felt like a scumbag.

He almost let go of Clark's arm in fright, but Clark held his wrist with his backhand, and said, "It's an honor to meet you two, Mr. Wayne and Mr. Stark."

This situation is still very weird. Both Tony and Bruce know Clark's identity. The problem is that West also knows, but they still have to pretend that they don't know each other.

"I know you, little reporter." Bruce looked back at West, turned to Clark, and said with a half-smile, "You are my employee, and you have reported my news."

This sentence is still normal, and Bruce said in the next sentence very coquettishly: "Do you know that I am pursuing your boyfriend?"

West sprayed, and Tony sprayed too.

Neither of them expected Bruce to say this so bluntly—given that Tony was still here.

West quickly lowered his head, pretending that he didn't exist - as long as the sense of existence is low, embarrassment can't catch up with me.

Bruce looked at Clark with warning and objection.

Thinking about it this way, it's easy to figure out the reason for Bruce to ntr Clark in this way—to show Clark his attitude, and to catch West by surprise, and to catch the haunted house owner's feet.

Tony sneered, and quietly pulled Wester aside, as if to avoid embarrassment, but actually explained Bruce's behavior to him.

From the beginning to the end, Bruce did not believe that West and Clark would become true love in such a short period of time, so if West pursued Clark without knowing Clark's identity, it should be to a large extent to satisfy his special love. Psychology—that way Bruce would be sure to lure him over with his own charm.

And if he knew Clark's identity (although Clark told him that West didn't know their identity, Bruce would never ignore this possibility) - then West couldn't be seduced by him, and it must be With conspiracy.

Bruce has been dealing with madmen in Arkham for many years, so when he thinks, he naturally brings a little way of trying to figure out those madmen, so he thinks that West is dangerous, and judging from his ability to confuse Clark, he may It's the one from Poison Ivy.

Once they figured out the twists and turns, everyone felt that Bruce was absolutely amazing—a derogatory kind of person.

Clark also can't laugh or cry, he probably spends less time with Bruce than Tony, who grew up with his childhood sweetheart, so as much as Tony knows him, Clark almost knows him.

"Mr. Wayne..." Clark called Bruce's name helplessly. In fact, he really wanted to complain about Bruce right now, but because West was here, he could only use calling his name instead of talking about him.

But Clark can't convince Bruce with his full stomach, let alone a call that is neither serious nor serious?

Tony clutched his stomach and mumbled a muffled laugh beside him, even though West glared at him, he didn't show any restraint.

This is really interesting, Bruce and Tony are currently in an ambiguous state, Clark and West are a confirmed pair, and now, Bruce is hooking up with West, Clark is confronting Bruce, and Tony is laughing beside him...

I also didn't understand, how did the relationship between us, which was originally quite simple, become so complicated?What did i do wrong?

West thought hard but couldn't figure it out.

Forget it, if you don't understand it, you can't understand it. Now it is more important to solve the problem than to understand it.

That is to solve Bruce.

West never thought that one day he would actually say something like solving Batman.

And the best way to deal with Batman... West turned his attention to Tony who was so busy watching Clark and Bruce that he didn't notice West at all.

For Tony, West didn't have the slightest bit of affection, after all, he was a man who would laugh out loud when he saw West's misfortune.

West thought indifferently that he could only rely on Tony to solve the problem now.

Bruce may not even realize how much of his judgment was influenced by Tony in the matter of dealing with West - West is the fish in the pond that hurt the fish.

Of course, it's not that Bruce doesn't care about Clark, it's just that he is more influenced by Tony in this matter.

So he decides to let Tony deal with Bruce...or force Tony to deal with Bruce.

Nothing will come of Clark and Bruce's clash, the best duo in the world know each other.

"It's rare to come, Mr. Wayne, do you want to experience our haunted house?" Knowing that neither Clark nor Bruce could convince the other, West said decisively.

Bruce has always wanted to visit West's haunted house, but West has never agreed, and now he offered it, and he naturally readily agreed.

Then the next second, West looked at Tony, and said softly, "Mr. Stark, do you want to go to the haunted house too?"

Tony who was suddenly cue: "...?"

He looked up at West, who smiled at him.

There is a conspiracy.

Tony resolutely decided to refuse, and before he could say anything, he saw West's finger pointing at a machine in the corner—damn it, it was a waste that Tony made under the influence of the other party when he signed a contract with West machine!

The world has restarted, but why is this thing still preserved?

Tony still clearly remembers a horrible fact... Later, under the instigation of West's "This is the first work of the two of us, it is particularly commemorative", he signed his name.

In other words, this is a black history certified by Tony himself.

"I'll go." Tony said decisively, "I've always liked haunted houses."