After being scumbag, the school grass still has a crush on me

Chen Jiangsheng had never seen such an impactful scene with subtle hints, he was dumbfounded: "What's wrong with it?"

Ji Duo recalled it by himself, and suddenly realized when he slapped his thigh: "I just said that this thing has been fine for the past two days, what is the air doing every day, and its little quilt, it has not been in heat for so long, I almost forget it It's a tomcat."

"Then do you want to match it or..." Chen Jiangsheng waved his hand and made a cross-cutting motion quietly, but no matter which choice he made, he was 12 points satisfied.

Ji Duo took the watermelon obediently, dug a big mouthful, and said vaguely: "Of course I cut it, otherwise, if you raise a sign on the roadside for five hundred, will the whole family rely on it to get rich in the future!"

They returned to the living room, each holding half of the watermelon, Chen Jiangsheng silently dug out the middle piece, and scooped it into Ji Duo's half.

Ji Duo is still talking about the glorious love history of Kumquat: "It was rescued in seven or eight months, and it became a majestic male cat when it was one year old. We recruited many beautiful women with smooth skin, bright smile and charming smile on the Internet. Cat, don't talk about riding on others, one beats the other, beats the other, almost makes it a hairless cat, loses money!"

Chen Jiangsheng was very cooperative and nodded: "Yes! Yes!"

"I don't like cats! You regret being a bachelor! It's not good for the party!" Ji Duo took a spoon and lit the kumquats separated by the wall, and continued to babble, "Sooner or later, I will be cut! I thought I could escape after covering it for a year. A catastrophe! Heh heh heh! The eyes of gods are sharp! I will cut it off tomorrow, and I will make an appointment with the doctor."

He took out his mobile phone and searched for pet hospitals, sorting them by distance. Then he thought that he had become an aristocrat with a car, and immediately changed it to praise.

During this time, Chen Jiangsheng replaced the clean watermelon rind on his leg with more than half of his own, and asked, "Then you sleep with it at night?"

Ji Duo touched the sofa and was happy to receive another half of watermelon, "Sleep here, you are stupid, waiting to be woken up by the sun!"

Chen Jiangsheng rubbed his head with relief.

Ji Duo successfully made an appointment with the doctor at noon tomorrow, and explained the extraordinary size of the kumquat. After discussing with the doctor, the younger sister of the operator said that it was completely OK. At that time, five nurses would be prepared to keep the knife clean and neat so that there would never be any future troubles. .

Of course, the price of cats weighing more than [-] kilograms will fluctuate slightly, the little girl with a voice like a bell finally reminded me embarrassingly and kindly.

After Ji Duo said that there was no problem at all, he quickly notified Daddy Kumquat of the good news.

Leon, the self-proclaimed Supreme Emperor, cried bitterly in a foreign country, with snot and tears: "My son! My dear son! Why can't you hold it back so much? If you hold it for another seventeen or eight years, we won't be afraid." Already!"

"Cough, love, and poverty, you can't hide it if you add another estrus." Ji Duo watched coldly, and sent him a mechanical back and forth movement of kumquats tirelessly daily.

Leon's wailing suddenly changed: "Oh my god, I said this kid has the majesty of his big dad! I'm sorry for the three thousand harems he prepared for his hard work! The last time big dad went to the optical shop , a full 25 degrees! 25 degrees!"

The battlefield for Lyon to pick his daughter-in-law has shifted from abroad to China, but he understands that the grandson and so on can only be imagined, and the few cats picked up by kumquats alone are enough for them to bleed a little.

After listening to Ji Duo's phone call, Chen Jiangsheng sharpened his pencil and said with a smile, "This is your brother from the same school who sold the camera for you?"

"It's him, but he can't be considered a senior brother. After all, he worshiped under the teacher, and I don't have one." Ji Duo boasted sincerely, "Lion is very capable. He is as old as me and a year older than me. I'll go to It is he who leads the rescue of stray animals.”

Chen Jiangsheng read different emotions from his clear eyes, "You adore him."

Ji Duo admitted without hesitation: "Of course, do you worship people who study better than you? It makes sense. He also loved astronomy since he was a child, but he didn't have the same conditions as me. He relied on museums and libraries. He was more than ten years old. Just working as a lecturer in the astronomy area of ​​the museum, all clubs and student unions are throwing olive branches at him, but in his spare time, he does not watch astronomy and does animal rescue, and he is also the kind of person who is favored by the instructor right after freshman."

From these words, Chen Jiangsheng interpreted the pure worship, which was not as degenerate as he imagined. From Ji Duo's description alone, Leon and Ji Duo's personalities overlap too much, and they both love astronomy and small animals wholeheartedly. .But in the end, Ji Duo betrayed this friendship, gave up astronomy and returned to China, and to some extent still maintained his eternal love for small animals.

However, Ji Duo dared to make friends with confidence only in places where people's gossip would not be affected.Here, apart from a Gu Ling who harbored evil intentions, only himself was left.

Even if he likes him who has a lot of sins, Chen Jiangsheng still thinks it's good.

"If it wasn't for the inspection, I really doubt that the kumquat is born with a problem with the reproductive system."

After washing up, Ji Duo rescued his pillow, flicked it, Chen Jiangsheng put down the sofa bed quilt skillfully, and gently called him up, don't freeze.

The high-end residential area belongs to the developer, and the interior decoration of the house belongs to the landlord.The landlord did not intend to live in it from the very beginning. After decorating it according to the style of contemporary young people, it did not consider the actual housing needs. As a result, half of the heating was based on low-efficiency air conditioners and eighth of it was self-heating.

Ji Duo paid half a year in one go. For the deposit, he suppressed the idea of ​​changing to a house with high-efficiency floor heating and air conditioning.But Chen Jiangsheng refused to see a psychiatrist. This is a long-term meal ticket.

After all, the sofa is not softer than the mattress. Ji Duo didn't feel it last time, but this time he was a little panicked, and he felt a sense of guilt for letting the genius sleep on the sofa overnight, delaying the genius from winning the Nobel!After all, with Chen Jiangsheng's current trend, he might become the king of security, and he should make an appointment at least three months in advance.

Hey, hey, Ji Duo found that the more he fantasized, the more he couldn't fall asleep, and all those drowsiness seemed to be gone by the Kumquat Day.

"I'm not sick, I didn't lie to you." Chen Jiangsheng's voice came from behind, with the tiredness of falling asleep, and a little bit of coldness of reckoning, "When I was young, my father took me to see doctors at home and abroad. Autism. I'm just a little smarter than the average kid, nothing else."

"Well, I actually don't think you're sick." Ji Duo opened his eyes wide, staring at the empty night, and the peripheral light of the lamp formed round spots in front of his eyes.The things that Chen Jiangsheng can repeatedly emphasize mean that he rarely remembers them in his heart, and he is really angry.

I just want you to live better and get a social status that matches your IQ.

And I'm beyond help.

Ji Duo thought sensitively, but he didn't think it was awkward for them to share the same bed, as if there should be more of him in the bed.Ji Duo thought happily, and turned around at the same time. He didn't expect Chen Jiangsheng to be so close to him, as if he would merge into one in the next second.

His lips brushed against Chen Jiangsheng's hot forehead, and the alarm sounded, and he plunged into the bed.

"I did not do it on purpose."

The voice was barely piercing under the heavy blanket, Chen Jiangsheng smiled slightly, "Well, I know."

His voice came through, also with the hoarseness of the subwoofer.Immediately afterwards, the quilt on the top of the head was lifted, and the cold air slid in. Ji Duo felt a moist and hot kiss on his forehead, and the quilt was closed again in the next second, carefully tucking it tightly to ensure that no trace of heat escaped.

Suddenly, Ji Duo seemed to hear: "But I did it on purpose."

Sulked, sure.

During the days when they lived together, Chen Jiangsheng was able to hide his feelings perfectly, as if he was just a hermit crab under the fence, and even offered to help the nanny with housework.It was rare for Ji Duo to provoke him. At that time, Chen Jiangsheng's feelings would be very intense, and he would be a little unscrupulous when there was no one around, stimulating his reaction, basically holding an attitude of you messing with me first.

Biting the nib of his pen, Ji Duo pricked up his ears to hear the teacher call his name, and after calling "here", he secretly sent a message to Chen Jiangsheng under the table, inviting him to observe the castration operation of kumquat.

After sending the message, he himself was depressed, how could there be such a pain in the ass that he felt the same way.

Chen Jiangsheng replied quickly: "Okay. [Smiling]"

"Wait for me to pick you up."

It is convenient to have a car. Ji Duo thanked Gu Ling a hundred times in his heart again. When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, he packed his schoolbag and prepared to skip the last class.The old professor was sitting behind the podium drinking chrysanthemum tea. He didn't bring his reading glasses, so he couldn't see the demons dancing in the lecture theater. He was still thinking about whether the kid would come to ask questions after class.

The learning atmosphere of HKUST has always been harmonious, and it is rare for a Ji Duo to slip away halfway in a few months.

When Ji Duo slipped out of the back door, he was about to go down the stairs when someone stopped him.He turned around and saw that it was the girl who borrowed his pen and was babbled away by him. Her name was Ding Xia. She was not tall, and when she smiled, her eyes narrowed into crescent moons, like a little girl next door.

"Ji Duo, are you going to skip class?"

Ji Duo hurriedly "shh", clasped his hands together as a sign of please, "Don't tell the teacher!"

Ding Xia covered his mouth and smiled, and took out two tickets embarrassedly, "This is the ticket for Wanqi Temple. The school issued it to the faculty and staff. Our teacher has a stack. If he doesn't go, he will send it to us. Give it to you. "

Ji Duo was flattered and had a flash of inspiration. Perhaps it is a good idea to invite Chen Jiangsheng to go out to relax. He said next: "Give me both?"

"Yeah!" Ding Xia nodded, looking vaguely expectant, "Our tutor got tickets for the weekend, and it's only this time, so you will go, and I plan to go with my classmates too."

"Of course! Thank you for your ticket, but my car only has two seats, otherwise I will send you off."

"It's okay! We have our own car, see you that weekend."

Ji Duo stared at the tickets, and suddenly felt that taking Chen Jiangsheng to see the castration operation, and then taking him to the temple for a walk to relax, was a bit... sick of being pure-hearted and ascetic.

But if you are sick, you can be regarded as a slanted sword. Maybe you accidentally hit a certain switch of the little master, and with the speed of a rocket, you will be awarded the top ten most memorable things in your life.