Poems of Sea and Land

"Lu Lu, you can't even imagine the look on my father's face when he handed over the real estate certificate and keys to me, do you know?" On the way back, Qi Lu was driving, and Hai Lan was sitting in the passenger seat. Seeing her beaming and excited look, maybe I have to talk for a while.

"Huh? What did my dad say?"

"Hey, why are you so oblivious?" Hai Lan complained about Qi Lu's thick skin, while imitating the behavior of her father, Mr. Hai Cheng.

Just in a traffic jam, Hai Lan imitated her father, first cleared her throat, then pretended to be holding something in her hand and put it on the non-existent table.

"Hailan, the place you live in is not safe, it's small and crowded. How about this, here is a real estate certificate and key written in your name, you can live there in the future."

Then, Hai Lan held her throat and asked herself shyly, "Oh."

"The nanny and everything are prepared for you two, and a non-disclosure agreement has been signed, so don't worry."

"I'm not worried."

"Hmph," Hailan followed Mr. Haicheng's cold snort, and continued, "Actually, I prepared it years ago, but I just never had the chance to give it to you."

"Treat people well, do you hear me?"

"Oh."

Qi Lu started the car, and asked casually, "Is this gone?"

"It's gone."

"Pfft, our dad is really generous." Qi Lu said with a smile, "In fact, we don't usually go out, so it's very safe, and I'm not a big star, so where are there so many paparazzi?"

In fact, there are paparazzi, but nothing can be photographed. If they are photographed, it is completely ok for the studio to buy them.Furthermore, internal entertainment does not reveal the same thing, unless the person concerned comes out, although no one will be stupid enough to come out~

As for whether someone will come out in the future, that's a good question.

Qi Lu: Do you think I will care about this problem?

"Lu Lu, let's move some other day, huh?"

"Okay."

2,000 years later~

"Lanlan, I underestimated you."

After moving to the new home, Hailan made a super-intimidating move, but judging from this move, Ms. Hai seems to be a super long-term CP player Liao~

Hailan tilted her head and asked in bewilderment, "Well, what's wrong with me?"

"It's really the first time I've seen someone's first move after moving to a new home is to put two body pillows side by side," Qi Lu raised his forehead, "and even put a quilt on it very thoughtfully. "

"My God! What kind of weirdness is my girlfriend?"

Meow meow meow?Am I not your favorite little baby?Why am I so weird?Am I weird?

Hai Lan glanced at the tyrant and concubine who were sleeping together at the moment, as if... really.One is that this couple really has age, and some new Lily lovers have never realized their beautiful love, and the other is who would deliberately waste a room doing such a wise thing in the eyes of normal people?

Hailan: Xi Kaxi, I hope you know that the two stinging apes have never had a good reputation~ and I am happy to entertain myself, and I am not hurting others, so you care about me?

Now?

After finishing the previous paragraph, Qi Lu hugged Hailan from behind, giggled and said, "But it's good that my Lanlan likes it, and they are really cute QwQ"

Hailan held Qi Lu's paw, and hummed, "It's true! Lui for the beautiful love~"

[Voice-over: As expected, we cannot see Ms. Hai and Ms. Qi with the eyes of normal people.

Ms. Hai & Ms. Qi: Boom, you're dead! 】

The nanny that Mr. Haicheng found for the young couple was only in his early twenties, about the same age as Hai Lan. When looking for it, he probably considered the issue of having multiple people of the same age communicate and play together.

Mr. Haicheng, a mysterious figure who looks cold on the surface but is actually an old lady.

The babysitter's surname is He, and her name is Xiaoxue. She has just graduated from college. She is short, with a round figure, and always has a smile on her face. She is easy to get along with at first sight.

The moment Xiao He saw the owner of the house, she was shocked.

He Xiaoxue: No wonder you have to sign a non-disclosure agreement, isn't that who Qi Nei is? !

He Xiaoxue is considered a half-fan girl. Although she doesn't know much about gossip, she can't help but read the trending searches right there, so she probably knows about the ups and downs that happened this month.

But, to her surprise, there are two hostesses in this house...

"You're He Xiaoxue, right? I'll trouble you in the future." Qi Lu held Hailan's hand, smiling sweetly, "I'm Qi Lu, and this is my girlfriend Hailan."

"!"

The villain in He Xiaoxue's heart couldn't stop her nosebleeds, well, this is also a senior rotten girl, and she is more addicted to GL than BL...

He Xiaoxue: Isn't it nice for two pljjs to love love together? Why do you want to fight to the death for the dog man?Are you stupid?

"Hello, congratulations."

"The two of us are going out first, if you don't come back to eat tonight, you can do whatever you want." Qi Lu and Hai Lan looked at each other and smiled, it would be too wasteful not to have a date on such a good day!

"Ok!"

After the two hostesses left, He Xiaoxue was still a little dazed.Wow, are Qilu people so nice?My God, is it too different from what is said on the Internet?

Sure enough, the unscrupulous media is scum!

He Xiaoxue patted herself on the head, she needed to integrate the current information.First of all, Qi Lu is a nice person; second, Qi Lu has a girlfriend; finally, Qi Lu won't come back for dinner today, so she has plenty of time to get to know Qi Lu better.

A long, long time later, a high-yield sow-like wife appeared in the super chat of Chen Lu cp and a certain two people who have not yet been named. Her ID is "Angel June", according to the wife later. Said that she took this ID because she met an angel named Qi Lu in June...

[System prompt: Alipay arrives at RMB520]

Moreover, the root of all these evils lies in the fact that someone clicked into the Chen Lu cp super chat on this day...

He Xiaoxue: Ahhhhh, xj sipi is really delicious too!I'm gone!

The meeting place is not very far from the villa, only a few kilometers away, and it takes a short drive to arrive.

"Have the movie tickets been booked?" After finishing the meal, Qi Lu asked Hailan very worriedly, don't ask her why she is worried, the reason is definitely not because the enthusiastic citizen Ms. Hai is too unreliable.

"It's booked, let's go get the tickets now."

That's right, the main purpose of this date is to watch a movie, and help someone's box office by the way.

Qi Lu: Actually, it's just a public execution. I know that my acting skills are bad and my reputation is not good, so stop talking about it!But, in fact, I am the second fan~

Hailan specially chose a corner where there was no one there, this is to keep quiet words and deeds from being noticed.

Hailan: No one is more security conscious than me!

The number of people watching this movie is not large. After all, it has been released for some time, and because of its subject matter and shooting method, no matter how good the word of mouth is, the audience is not large.

Qi Lu lowered the brim of his hat and said in a low voice: "Lanlan, believe it or not, most of them are here for sister Xiaochen?"

Sister Xiaochen, sister Xiaochen, it's your sister Xiaochen again!I'm going to be angry [shock sound]!

"why?"

Qi Lu smiled charmingly, Lan Hua raised her finger, and said solemnly: "Because most of the audience are girls, let me tell you, Sister Xiaochen has a lot of female fans!"

"And everyone is greedy for her body!" Of course, I have also been greedy...

[Voice-over: Do you dare to say to your girlfriend what you dare not say?

Qi Lu: Boom, you're dead! 】

"Oh."

The movie begins.

"Your little sister Xiao Chen has good acting skills." Hai Lan was amazed, but she didn't usually watch TV dramas or movies very much.Qi Lu took her words, "Of course, sister Xiaochen is awesome!"

"You can tell by looking at the notes on her script, my God!" Qi Lu sighed, "So who is popular if she is not popular?"

"how about you?"

"..."

I will get angry when I come to this question again. In fact, I am also a little bit enterprising now and then, okay? !Qi Lu complained, she felt that her family's Lan Lan must be jealous of Xiao Chen's sister, so she deliberately found fault!

Yes, that's right, that's it!

Finally, Qi Lu made his appearance.

Hailan commented, "It's actually not bad."

What do you mean it's okay?Even Director Qin praised me, okay?Woohoo, I must not be your favorite little angel!divorce!

Hailan: Please don't say things that don't exist, boots~

"That look is good, it scares me hahaha," Hai Lan leaned on Qi Lu's shoulder, "I think according to this trend, you may not be able to win the Golden Award for Best Supporting Actress this year."

"If I can get this, then sister Xiao Chen will get another title of actress, although she is really worthy..."

"Don't underestimate yourself, it's not certain."

No, it's not that I underestimate myself, but if the sika deer were not still there, I would have left the circle early...

Yes, Qi Lu has been thinking about leaving the circle for many years. After all, her reputation in this circle is really not good. Even if she wants to wash it, it will take a while and effort. A careless statement may not necessarily hurt sister Xiaochen. How can such a thing be possible?

However, every time she sees the sika deer praising the sika deer on Weibo, or shrinking into their own little world and not even daring to make a sound, Qi Lu's professionalism will be a little bit ignited Come.

That's why she stayed in this circle that she didn't like for so long. As for what she likes, Qi Lu herself doesn't know.

Qi Lu: Well, to be honest, I like to eat and wait to die.

Hailan: Coincidentally, me too!

"Who knows?"

It was night, Qi Lu tossed and turned and couldn't sleep.

Sensing the movement of the person next to her pillow, Hai Lan, who had been sleeping in a daze, also began to become restless. She put one hand on Qi Lu's body, and muttered, "Lu Lu, why aren't you asleep yet?"

"Sorry, I woke you up," Qi Lu sighed, and said softly, "I just remembered my dad."

"It's ok."

"Huh? What happened to your dad?"

Qi Lu shook his head, his face darkened, "Actually, I know better than anyone else that maybe they have accepted my sexual orientation and everything about me, but I still can't accept that they teamed up to lie to me!"

Qi Lu supported his head, looked at Hai Lan, and said: "Can you believe that they actually teamed up to pretend to be sick to trick me back?"

"..."

Oh, my father-in-law and mother-in-law really know how to play.

Hai Lan hugged Qi Lu, patted her on the back, and whispered: "Okay, calm down, don't think about them."

"Go to sleep."

"Oh."

The author has something to say: Alright, I have already been to Lan Lan’s house, I will go to Lu Lu’s house another day~

[Suddenly there is an extra comment next door, myocardial infarction...forgive me for being too awkward]

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