Poems of Sea and Land

In the fan circle, CP fans have always been a very special group of fans. They have a low voice and a low status, and are often looked down upon by only fans.why?Isn't it because they often mess around with their mothers and they are easy to offend people!Especially some cp fans who don't know how to enclose themselves, they really don't deserve sympathy at all!

However, having said that, cp fans are still a good fighting force......

In the Chenlu cp superchat at night, a group of demons danced wildly.

[Chen Lu sjd: That's right, I changed my ID, as for my original ID, you should be able to guess it <crying>]

Lu Lu: I guessed that orz Chen Lu is really a pair of sipis that I zqsg, and it is also my original intention. Although the tragedy of BE three years ago...but who would have thought that it was finally resurrected, and now it is a scumbag There are none left!

Super Marine Corps @露卫吐: This incident tells us, don’t zqsg, it’s easy to suffer retribution~

Lu Lu acridine @超能海军队: szd!

Lu Gu: The key point is that this is too tragic, okay? !One of them directly asked the other Shao Bi Xin Shao to send roses because her partner would be jealous? !God!Water knows when fish cry, but who knows when I cry?Doesn't this mean that the possibility of the two of them having sugar in the future is gone? !

The Black Heart Lotus of the Actress @卢古: Even though you are against Xipi, I still want to shout—Which Peggy cheated on my little cabbage? !How can it be repaired!

Wei Gu and Qi @卫古: Could it be that the most cruel thing is not that sister Xiao Chen loves and loves her, and Lu Lu not only tells her not to do this in the future, but even eats with her significant other... This revealed that Lu Lu was dating that Peggy at the time! ! !

Lu Gu@唯吴与罗: Damn!

Lu Lu acridine@唯吴与罗: Damn!

......

Boss Gu's Miss Qi: I'm gone!

A group of cp fans were howling and going crazy because they ate knives. However, only one cp fan named Chen Lu was actually Gu Hei who saw through the truth.

oh my god what does that mean?This means that Lu Lu and Lan Lan have reconciled!Woooooo, don't you know how fierce the two of them were when they quarreled? !

That's right, the person who saw through the truth was Qi Lu's assistant, Ms. Cheng Chenchen...

Cheng Chenchen: When it comes to eating sugar, I am a professional!Although, I can't share what I know about the sugar...Crying cat cat head.jpg

[Lu Lu is very cute: It turns out that Chen Lu is a fake.The Vicissitudes of Lighting Cigarettes.jpg]

Lu Gu: Damn, madam, you came out too? !

Lu Lu: I remember that my wife quit orz Masaka a long time ago, does my wife know something inside?

——My dear friend, you are the truth!But I can't say anything, just hin Sangxin... But, I don't have a pitfall, because originally I came here to blackmail Gu Chen and instill in you that Chen Lu is a fake!

Lu Lu is very cute @露卫吐: I don’t know, so I randomly picked a girl for Lu Lu. After all, Chen Lu is too cruel, even more cruel than my paintings. I... can’t move orz

——God, what kind of human suffering is this? !I walk straight and sit upright. Gu Hei is going to pretend that he is a CP fan of her and his boss one day!If I were any weaker, I would go to a shark!

Lu Gu @露卫very cute: Even the wife who likes to hand out knives can't move, is it okay?But u1s1, I really didn't expect my wife to be so sweet...

——Please, I have always been sweet, okay? !And Lu Lu, who has always loved you, is super cute and sweet in private!But if I can't tell you guys, I'll be sad!And you don't know, wow, the real master is chasing me to send candy, and the cold dog food is slapping my face indiscriminately, okay? !

Gu Liu @露卫very cute: Although Lu Lu and the little assistant are really sweet, madam, have you noticed that they don't have a cp name yet...

Lu Lu is very cute @古六:! ! !

——I was careless, I was careless, I have produced food for so long, and I didn't even think about the name of cp? !God, I must be a disqualified cp fan!

Lu Lu is very cute @古六: This is just a random girl, because at a certain moment in the past, I felt that I couldn’t move Chen Lu, and found out by accident that Yan Xiidou X game boss and assistant is very good. ..But what I didn't expect is that there is still this knife today, I am stupid orz

——Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !And they szd! Szd [shock sound]!However, I, who is full of lies, are really the crumbs of the world, although I am no longer Gu Heiliao hehe~

......

Gu Xiaolu: Forget it, this is between them, just eat sugar between us!As long as Lu Lu and sister Xiaochen can be happy, they will be very happy!

The words of this cp fan whose ID is Gu Xiaolu have been supported by a large number of fans. Damn, what he said is true, isn’t it just fun to eat cp!As long as you don't hurt others by enclosing yourself, you can dance as you like.As long as this pair of CPs are happy in real life, this is the idea of ​​a real CP fan!

The fake CP fan is just wearing a CP fan skin, the ghost knows whether it is attacking or being attacked under the skin, the real CP fan is focusing on oneself, I hope this pair of CP can be stable and happy.All in all, those who like to dance around can almost be blacked out, or they are Duwei in disguise...

In fact, in Chen Luchao's words, Qi Lu has the most fans, because the impact of the incident three years ago was greater than imagined, which directly led to the break between Gu Chenwei fans and CP fans.

The cp fan who survived in the cracks: they szd!But we can't say that we don't want any of Xiao Chen's sister and Lu Lu to be hurt...

[The will of the universe: The fandom circle is really too humble, but fortunately I only eat paper man Xipi~

Voiceover: Really?I do not believe. 】

Cheng Chenchen turned off Weibo, she really had to think about it recently.She must formalize her position and purpose, and not cause any black spots among Qi Lu, Gu Chen, and Hai Lan, especially Hai Lan is still an amateur...

Cheng San admitted that Chen Lu's food was produced for an impure motive in the first place, just to purify and disband those cp fans.But in the process, she had to admit that the more BE's cp was really on top.

Perhaps, the only thing Cheng San didn't expect was that this production of grain had been produced for nearly three years, and it even held up half the sky of Chenlu CP...

Cheng San put down the digital tablet in his hand and put his hands on his head, it's really difficult!Forget it, I will entertain myself and not dance around in the future!

Just like that, Chen Lu cp couldn't even get dessert after dinner after his own cpBE, is it miserable?Miserable!

After Qi Lu and Hai Lan reconciled, they returned to their original love nest.

"Ah, I miss this room so much!" Qi Lu rushed to the bedroom as soon as he got home, and took a closer look, oh well, sure enough!She knew that her girlfriend was sleeping on the sofa again!

ha?Why do you ask Qi Lu to know?Of course it was because of the two body pillows lying on the bed in the bedroom!

Hailan is really a perfect woman, when she is on CP, she would rather sleep on the sofa than let her Xipi share the same bed, is that okay?

Hailan: My bed can be empty, but my CP bed must be vibrated at level ten.jpg

"Lanlan, are you sleeping on the sofa again?" Qi Lu asked knowingly, and then said, "This is not good."

"Then...shall I put them away right away?"

"uh-huh."

When Hailan put the pillow away, she found Qi Lu was leaning against the doorway, drawing circles with her finger on the door, her face was flushed, probably thinking about some dirty things.

Hailan tiptoed to Qi Lu's back, hugged her lightly, the hot breath from her mouth fell on Qi Lu's ear, making Qi Lu feel itchy, and maybe it seemed that there might be some terrible reaction …

Qi Lu: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense, I really didn't think about anything nasty!I also didn't want to doi with my Lanlan!

"Lu Lu, what are you thinking about?"

exist?what do i thinkAm I going to talk about wanting to fuck with you?Then should I lose face?

"I..."

Qi Lu's earlobes turned red, as if they had been cooked, which aroused Hailan's interest. What could make her Lu Lu so shy?

Ok?

"Tonight..." Qi Lu looked at Hailan, swallowed, pointed his finger up, and said half tentatively, "Tonight, I want to be on top."

"what do you think?"

what do i thinkI feel great!Woohoo, Lu Lu, you don't even know how tired I am when I'm with you!The key is that if you don't know how to counterattack, you will be sad!

I'm not pure 1, I also have normal physiological needs [Zhen Sheng]!

Hai·Not Pure 1·Lan: "Okay."

"Then let's take a shower first?"

"uh-huh."

The river crab hides under the Albizia julibrissin, drinking fine wine by itself.

[Voice-over: Boss, don't think that I don't know you can't write, so I just made up a sentence to perfuse it!You are shameless!You play baby!

The will of the universe: Do you know a hammer? !I don't need to say what the homonym of river and crab is?It's because it's so easy to eat!Needless to say, what does Albizia julibrissin represent? !As for the wine, it's that kind of water, water... you know?

Voiceover: Yabai, Si Guoyi~

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Hai Lan huddled in Qi Lu's arms and was panting. Although she said that her girlfriend's skills were not good enough, she really wanted to complain about someone—the skills were really bad!Woooooo, I'd better let her be a petite flower honestly in the future, or sooner or later her body will be too much...

"Lanlan, when are we going to your house?" Qi Lu buried himself in Hailan's neck, and said nervously, "Also, will your father not welcome me?"

Hai Lan raised her head and kissed Qi Lu, said with a smile, "No, if he doesn't welcome, then let's go."

"Bye bye, bye bye, the next one will be better!"

Hearing this, Qi Lu was overjoyed. Of course, she knew very well in her heart that this was just her baby, Lanlan, comforting her.

Forget it, an ugly daughter-in-law has to see her in-laws!And I'm not ugly, it's not worth it at all!

[Voice-over: But the person who said this is often so scared that he can't sleep...]

"Go when you're ready, it's okay." You don't have to go, anyway, I never took someone's words to heart...

"Okay," Qi Lu tilted his head, "we will prepare some gifts then."

"Ah."

In the imperial capital in June, the temperature is as high as 37 degrees.

"Ah!"

Mr. Haicheng, who works from home, sneezed loudly. He woke up and tried the temperature on his forehead. There was no sign of fever at all.

"Is anyone thinking of me?"

The author has something to say: In fact, I almost finished writing it in the early morning, and then I read comics and novels for a while, and finally fell asleep. Changed my thoughts about Nikki orz Of course, "The Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Daughter" is also good [the former is over, not much, the second part is about children's stories, the latter has not been sinicized for a long time orz obviously I put it on the bookshelf long ago and now I see how lazy I am? 】

PS: To this day, we don't know how the two of them quarreled in the first place, and to this day, we don't know which pair of pippis the pair of body pillows are...

Lately it’s really... I’ve been pissed off by a seal again orz the woman I can’t get hi plus 1QwQ

Thank you to everyone who is here, stayski!