Poems of Sea and Land

Hailan cautiously walked to Qi Lu's side, she silently looked at Qi Lu's appearance at the moment, the other party was like a sleeping beauty in a deep sleep, beautiful and quiet.However, the tears in the corners of Lu Lu's eyes made her tear up.

asshole!What kind of cubs made her baby cry like this?

How can it be repaired!

But, it shouldn't be me who sends a few... ba? !

No no no, how is this possible?

Regret, regret now.If I hadn't quarreled with Qi Lu, or reconciled before, maybe things wouldn't be like this now.In particular, Lu Lu would not choose the path of no return from the shark...

At this time, Ms. Hai, an enthusiastic citizen who fell into self-blame, had selectively ignored her girlfriend's slight snoring, and also ignored the band-aid on Qi Lu's hand.

[Voice-over: So it's just you, the unconscionable, cursing your girlfriend, right? ! 】

Finally, as if some great determination had been made, Hailan breathed out Qi Lu tremblingly.Um, it's okay, I still have a sniff!

The bridge bean sack, what happened to the band-aid on Lu Lu's hand?According to the situation, she couldn't cry because she felt pain? !me***!

[System prompt: Ms. Hai was kicked out of the live broadcast room because of her aggressive words. 】

Qi Lu fell into a drowsy sleep. In the dream, her family, Lanlan, was still crying and hugging her thigh, begging her to come back, and kept saying that she couldn't do without her.

Hehehe, that's great!

Outside the dream, Qi Lu smacked his lips contentedly.

"Heh heh heh, for the sake of your sincerity, I will forgive you!"

At this moment, the world in the dream suddenly spun, and Qi Lu woke up leisurely.Then she saw Hailan, who was leaning on the sofa with her head propped up, silently watching her performance.

"!"

My God, is this still a dream within a dream? !Woohoo, it's worth it, it's worth it!

But, why does the blue in the dream look a little angry?how bad this is...

Qi Lu giggled, and kissed Hai Lan's lips straight away.This kiss, like the first melting of winter snow, melted all the severe cold and hard ice.

"!"

Bridge bean sack, why is this sense of touch so real, and the surrounding environment is the same as before I fell asleep, right? !Shouldn't...

Qi Lu finally realized that something was wrong, then she closed her eyes, rested her forehead with one hand, and muttered something.

"Ah, I'm so dizzy and tired, I'd better go to sleep."

"Ah, I fell asleep!"

Qi Lu pretended to be snoring, preparing to escape by pretending to be dead, but could he really escape?You know, someone is suffocating in his heart right now!

"I'm leaving."

"Don't, don't, don't!" Qi Lu grabbed Hailan, acted coyly, and smirked, "Oh, don't leave when you're here!"

Hailan sat on the sofa with a sneer, and slapped Qi Lu's hand off, feeling strange.

"Who are you? Why should I listen to you?"

Listen, is this what people say? !

You listen, do people say anything? !

Qi Lu knew he was wrong, so he grabbed Hailan's clothes corner, even if he was photographed N times, he would pull it back N+1 times.Qi Lu woo woo woo, said nonsense, "Oh, I'm your dear girlfriend!"

"Go away, don't come to seek relationships!"

Hearing this, Qi Lu laughed.Hehehe, thinking of her tenth-level blue linguist, why can't she tell that her Lanlan is arrogant?

Lanlan is so awkward!

Hmph, angry!

[Voice-over: In fact, the reason why Qi Lu thinks so is because she sees someone's earlobe getting more and more ruddy... Isn't this arrogant and awkward? ! 】

"Tell me, what happened?"

Hearing this, Qi Lu pouted, as if sulking.When she saw Hailan's face getting darker and darker, she finally chose to speak out all at once.

It turned out that Qi Lu was attacked by some wise netizens, and she felt very uncomfortable, so she called Hailan and cried, planning to take the opportunity to reconcile.However, someone did not answer the phone...

Then the bright spot came, Qi Lu became more and more angry and prepared to commit suicide.But as soon as the fruit knife touched the finger, a lot of blood came out, which was super painful!Qi Lu was crying while searching for a band-aid with his finger...

In the end, while thinking that she was no longer loved, she even felt that her body was getting heavier and heavier, was she going to be cold?Then she held her fingers and cried while fantasizing, and finally fell asleep from crying tired...

Qi Lu, as expected of you!

"That's it?" Hailan looked at her girlfriend in disbelief, she had never seen Qi Lu so stupid before, so why did she become like this now?

That's it? That's it?

Qi Lu, you silly!

"sorry......"

"I just can't figure it out. Why are you hurting yourself when you have nothing to do? Is it necessary? Huh?" Hailan was furious, she couldn't understand, her girlfriend was 28 after the new year, how come she still looks like a grown-up girl? Like big kids? !

Shame!

Hailan and Gu Zizai kept cursing, while Qi Lu took a deep breath and pursed his mouth, as if he was about to cry in the next second.

"Sorry!"

"Did I ask you to say this?" Hailan raised her hand, causing Qi Lu to curl up into a ball in fright, and in the end she just patted her girlfriend's head lightly, and then smiled, "I'm the one who should say I'm sorry." right."

"You made such a choice because I didn't answer the phone. Before that, I shouldn't have quarreled with you because of that..."

[Voice-over: To this day, we don’t know why Qi Lu and Hai Lan are arguing... 】

"Woooooooo, Lanlan!" Qi Lu hugged Hailan violently, and cried even more vigorously. While crying, she also shouted, "My fingers hurt so much! Woohoo, I don't understand Why are those people still chasing and biting me?"

"Woooooooo..."

"Because you're stupid." Hai Lan patted Qi Lu's back as a comfort, "Think about it, you're good at acting, pretty, talented, and rich. So, these people are jealous You!" [It really doesn't work, I'll help you go back one by one...]

"They won't be jealous of me!" Qi Lu groaned, "In their eyes, I'm just a bad/trace/artist who likes to post upside down, still, still..."

"!"

Qi Lu's pupils dilated, staring blankly at Hailan who was kissing him at this moment.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows!She knows how to take the initiative!Ahhhhhh, the pumpkin I raised is finally growing up!

[Voiceover: Stretching flowers to make melons, thunder strikes from the sky! 】

The child in red came to the gate made of white jade, she stared blankly, knocked on the door three times, and then the gate opened enthusiastically.The child was very happy. He was a little nervous at first, but then he rushed in excitedly. Inside the door was a brand new world, very mysterious.

The child met another child in red clothes. They played and chased each other, and when they were tired, they sucked the sweet and delicious river water.The river water is clear, as simple and innocent as the love of youth.

Qi Lu held the back of Hailan's head, and deepened the kiss, a deep kiss, entangled lips and teeth, Xiang Jin suddenly...

[Voice-over: Boss, don't think I don't know that you can't write the inner species and then write the above to perfunctory!

Will of the Great Universe: Boom, you're dead! 】

After the matter was over, both Qi and Lu were panting lightly, and then looked at each other shyly.

Oh, it's true, we've been together for so long as an old wife, what about it?ah?

Hailan & Qilu: As for!

"Next time, don't choose that way, it's too stupid."

"..."

"So now, can we reconcile?" Hai Lan lowered her head, twisted her clothes, and said embarrassedly, "It's ok?"

"Uh-huh!"

Qi Lu nodded, Hai Lanzai looked at her carefully, as if he could see the dog's tail behind her.

Hailan: A tenth-level vision player applies to join the battle!

After finishing the nasty words, Hailan asked Qi Lu: "Where is the medical kit?" Qi Luyao pointed to a cabinet and said, "There, I want you to help me bandage it!"

"It should be like the one in the TV series, like Mickey Mouse!"

"Oh, forget it then."

"..."

Qi Lu thinks that he is already very salty, but facing her baby Lanlan, he is still ashamed of himself.Ahhh, why is my Lanlan so salty? !

How can it be repaired!

However, whether it was Gu Chen earlier or Hailan now, they are all very salty... So Qi Lu, don't you really like this?

[Voice-over: Oh~ So you are so good!

Will of the Great Universe: Kneel down, don't cause trouble! 】

In the end, Hailan just bandaged Qi Lu in an ordinary way, and also disinfected him by the way, causing Qi Lu to grin his teeth in pain.

"Don't move around!" Hailan took a cotton swab and disinfected Qi Lu bit by bit, "It's just such a big wound that the two of us have such a fight."

"Absolutely!"

"But I'm in pain!"

"What's that for?"

"..."

Hailan turned on Tang Monk's teaching mode, talking non-stop.She said: "Oh, why do you think my Lu Lu is so stupid?"

"Don't do this next time, I won't feel bad anyway!"

"..."

"By the way, are you afraid of pain?"

Qi Lu's eyes widened, and he asked in disbelief: "Oh my God, we've been together for so long, Lanlan, you don't know that I'm afraid of pain?!"

"Divorce. Divorce [shock sound]!"

"Please don't talk about things that don't exist, even if you shout out your throat, it's useless." Hai Lan glanced at her bandage, although it wasn't very good, but it covered the wound anyway, and then she said, "Go to the bathroom and wash your face .”

"Ugly, so ugly!"

"Oh."

Looking at Qi Lu bouncing away, Hai Lan opened Weibo and tweeted all the high praise and bad comments from Qi Lu.Of course, she did something else before that.

A partner of justice @7674: How much did you charge for such a black family?Obviously, the ashes of parents are almost gone, why are they still dancing here?Hanhan Sinai yo!

A righteous partner @76 is mushy: I don’t know if Qi Lu is mushy or not, but if you cook it, it will definitely be mushy and pestilent!

A partner of justice @客家小佳妻: Ning put it here to stare at the stars?It's all the old things, do you still remember the hatred?My friends are doing well, what kind of dance do you dance? !

A partner of justice @客家持木妃: I would rather this ID...beautiful or not?Betty!Chasing stars has lost all your dignity, give me a paw!

......

Hailan ran a trumpet and scolded some people dozens of times, like a mad dog.

Hailan: I am a mad dog.In addition, don't learn from me, I speak dirty but others don't know! Hhh, I will never let my family Lu Lu know in my life.hum~

"Lanlan, what are you doing?"

Oh shit, it's over.jpg

The author has something to say: Lanlan: I'm fucking, I'm fucking!

Lu Lu: Lanlan, what are you doing?

Lanlan: I'm thinking of you~ suki!

Lu Lu and Lanlan are both naive, and the identification is complete.

[Voiceover: Actually, my boss is the most stupid~

Will of the Great Universe: Stop kneeling, paw directly! 】

Thank you to everyone who is here, stayski!