Poems of Sea and Land

"What are you looking at?"

There was a strange emotion in my heart, it was weird, I probably had a piece of honey in my mouth, it was so sweet, that's why there was such a sweet and gentle smile on the corner of my mouth.

WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooThe pumpkin I raised is finally, finally!

Bridge bean sack, what do you grow... what?

That's it? That's it?

I slowly hit three? ? ? .jpg

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

But maybe, to a certain extent, it looks like a primary school student who lost a fight or quarreled,

Qi Lu: Hey, I admit that I play games like a primary school student, but don't dirty me in other places [shock sound]!

"what happened?"

Hearing this, Qi Lu's tail was about to go up into the sky, and she could only hear her whimpering and saying: "My cousin deleted me!"

"She actually deleted me!"

Woohoo, when will I not give her New Year's money?When did I not play with her?How could she be so cold-blooded and delete me so ruthlessly? !

Forbearance was calm for a while, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. Thinking about it this way, he probably moved himself, but Qi Lu actually forced a few tears out of his mouth.

Qi Lu, as expected of you.

[Voice-over: The truth is, Qi Lu, in order to show that he is older than someone, that he is an elder, forced someone to give him New Year's money... It is also a certain lady surnamed Qi who is bored by herself, and feels tired of seeing Ms. Wen's face, haunt someone's...

Alipay arrives at RMB233

Wen Qingfeng:? ? ?

Alipay rebate RMB2333]

Hai Lan obviously has a deep understanding of someone's essence attribute.Hmph, so her boss... no, old p, it's not right, what did the girlfriend [it must be right] say to make her cousin delete her?This question is worth thinking about.

"Oh."

oh?How dare you? !How could you end such an important matter with a simple "oh"?Little sister, what are you thinking?

[Hai Lan: My girlfriend said I was jealous of other girls in front of me, okay?

The Will of the Great Universe: Oh Yo Yo, this is the girlfriend's girlfriend screaming, I will let you break up immediately, believe it or not? ! 】

Probably trying to coax someone, Hai Lan said, "It's getting late, let's go outside...to have a meal?"

[The will of the universe: eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat all day long!Also, take me one!I bring my own bowls and chopsticks! 】

"Ok!"

Humph, it's so coaxing.Hai Lan snickered in her heart, and then someone secretly complained that her silly girlfriend can't coax people at all...

Ahhh, Lanlan is so cute! /Ah, what a shame!He was really with Lu Lu!When I think of what I dreamed about... Ahhh, Hailan, what kind of stinky fish and rotten shrimp are you, hurry up and climb!

[System prompt: Someone had a dream about being with another person~

Lu Yi: So... what about me?Cousin and cousin-in-law, what about me? !I'm so cute and you ignore me? !

Qi Lu & Hai Lan: Who are you...?Don't come to visit relatives, okay? ! 】

During the meal, Qi Lu and Hai Lan each found a friend who could share the joy [actually just to make them sour].

British Tablet: Hey hey, hey hey.

Tang Xiaozhe's father:?Baby, did you take the wrong medicine?

However, the person who said this is very clear that it should be her home [it is not her home now, no, it was not before] Hai Lan must have encountered something good to become like this, as for what good thing it is, she is not clear, But if Hailan was with someone, she could roll her eyes on the spot and faint!

provoke~

Britannia Tablet: ...you guessed it

Humph, isn't something good that someone is so talkative?Tang Zhe was clear in his heart, if Hailan was the way he was in the past, he would definitely say something back now!

Tang Xiaozhe's father: You guess, I guess, I guess or not~

British Tablet: I... fell in love [broken throat]!

What?What the hell?Who is in love?Is it with someone else?Tang Zhe suddenly felt a little headache. Sure enough, is it the season of white X album again?After all, Ome is no match for the sky!After all, I was wrong, paid, and wronged!

Wen Qingfeng: Don't be an actor, if I continue to do this, I will spend the rest of my life with my work!

Tang Xiaozhe's father: Heh, don't tell me you are with Qi Lu, I won't listen!

British Tablet: I want you to listen to [Sound of Shock]!

After sending this message, Tang Zhe on the opposite side of the screen did not reply to the message for a long time, and it took a while before he replied.

"Block the warning!"

"Congratulations【呲牙】【流泪】"

Hai Lan didn't know what to reply. In fact, even now she felt that the relationship between herself and her best friend was weird, at least it was impossible for the relationship to return to the way it was before.

Gee.

Qi X: [baring teeth]

Maple Leaf: What's wrong?

Qi X: My sister guesses~

Maple Leaf: I don't need to guess, because tell me one by one that you are in love.

Qi X: Meow meow touch!Not only that, she also deleted me!Quickly let her add it back!Boo!

Wen Qingfeng didn't reply to her kissing cousin, because she suspected that she couldn't help beating her.

[Qi Lu: But, you can't hit me through the screen, really, hum~]

Seeing that his cousin was not in the mood to reply to him, Qi Lu turned his attention to Cheng San.

Cheng San:? ? ?

Cough, don't get me wrong, I just hope that Ms. Cheng Chenchen, the all-purpose assistant, can send her clothes and other items to Hailan's house, so that they will be clean, pure, and without any color.

Cheng San: I see!My cp is going to fuck!

Hailan & Qilu:? ? ?

Qi X: Saner~ hehehe, help me bring the box in the bedroom to Lan Lan's house~ Also, you have to change your mouth [shy]

Cheng San first had a black question mark face, and then instantly understood.Oh, change your mind?What kind of rephrasing?Sikashi, ahhhhh, my cp is going to be fucked!Don't ask me why I know, because there is nothing in this world that I don't know!

However, Cheng San is a person with a very important idol burden [interesting, the boss is an artist but has no idol burden, and the assistant has idol burden], because Ms. Cheng Chenchen is very worried that she will collapse [so in the end the personality does not collapse ], so she thought for a long time and only replied with a "?".

Staff Brave:?

Qi X: Lanlan and I are together [shock sound]!

Ahhh, sure enough, I said I got it right hahahaha!Ha ha ha ha!So you two want to fuck?I can provide X music for free!I'm sorry, I seem to be too excited, I'm going to reflect on it hhh!

[Voice-over: Stop thinking about it, handcuff it! 】

Staff Hero: Well, I'll get everything ready right now [Sun]

Qi Lu didn't think too much, but thought, how can there be sun now?Great winter!And it's getting late, where does the sun come from? !

You should think more, otherwise you won't stare at someone right away~

"So...this?" Hai Lan pointed to the box that Cheng San sent. Inside the opened box was something tightly packed in a black packaging bag. As for what was inside, Qi Lu and Hai Lan could see it. All blushing is a good question.

No wonder Cheng San said "You're welcome" after delivering the things!

That's it? That's it?

You still understand me!rise salary!

Cheng Chenchen: [味牙] [味牙]

[Voice-over: As expected of you... Shouldn't you be asking why Cheng San prepared these things? !】

"How about...try it at night?" Qi Lu's voice became very low, um, it's normal for couples to have sex... right?

Hey hey hey.

Hailan nodded.

Woohoo, the melons I raised came in handy! / Lu Lu wants me, really, a little embarrassed?By the way, should I wear glasses?

Emmm, there seems to be something wrong? !

Hai Lan took a shower after Qi Lu had finished taking a shower, and when she returned to the bedroom, she saw someone lying naked on the bed.Beside her lay an unpacked box, next to the box was a stick, next to the stick were paper towels and hand sanitizer...

Qi Lu: Who said I was naked?The quilt is slightly covered, okay? !

So you know it's slightly?But here I would like to praise a certain lady surnamed Cheng for being so thoughtful.

Cheng San: Thank you for the invitation. After the matter is over, I will go away and hide my achievements and fame.

"you......"

No, didn't you come to fuck me?Why are you waiting for me like this?Don't, don't, don't!Although I usually have yellow/tone, but I, Hailanlan, are really pure and innocent!

[On the first day I established a relationship, I wanted to fuck you to tell me pure love?Go and explain to jc Shushu, bye bye! 】

Um?What's wrong?Why hasn't Lan Lan made any moves yet? Didn't I prepare everything?Could it be that she is fascinated by me?That's right, I think my skin is as thick as fat, and my face is as white as jade, clean and clear [I don't know how many idioms of the will of the universe are omitted here]......

[Voice-over: You just said that you are good-looking, and you put a lot of things on your body after taking a shower to make it fragrant and soft, wouldn't it be fine?To be so narcissistic?Forewarning, I'm not jealous! 】

Qi Lu clutched the quilt, his face was flushed, he didn't send himself out when he was with Xiao Chen's sister [Chen despises someone who is ignorant and dare not want him], now that I think about it, he didn't send himself out!

Hee hee hee.

Ahhh, Qi Lu, what are you thinking?You are shameless!

"I waited for you a long time."

After finishing speaking, Qi Lu hid his head under the quilt and left his lower body naked.

Qi Lu: Can Ning stop being naked?If you don't do it, why mention it?In other words, why do I know not to do it?

If Hailan was struck by lightning, she would know it, she would know it!How could Qi Lu, who wrote "light, soft and easy to push down" on his face, be Gong?How could it be? !Woohoo, she brushed her teeth for a long time before entering the bedroom, and now her mouth still smells of mouthwash!

result? !

snort!

So now they are Bubble Bobble?But, I don't know anything... If I knew it earlier, I would have reserved some knowledge in advance!

[Voice-over: There is no future in delusion to be a pillow princess, no, there is no such thing! 】

"I...won't." After a long time, Hailan said softly, "I thought it was me..."

Um?Won't?Who said no?

Woohoo, wuli Lanlan, are you really a melon? !No, I don't believe it!

Qi Lu lifted the quilt, looked at Hai Lan incredulously: "What did you say?"

"Really? I don't believe it."

The author has something to say: Gu Chen: So it’s another day when I don’t show up and I’m whipped to death [Show hands]

Pulling flowers to make melons, the sky is struck by lightning, Lu Lu~

Emmm, I was in a relationship once, and it was weird during that period. After all, I haven’t held hands a few times [less than five times] in the past four years, so I may be a love idiot [the ex is a boy]... Moreover, it's not like Yazi who can write texts, especially sweet ones...

What kind of stinky fish and rotten shrimp am I, I crawl by myself!

I will update the one next door tomorrow, it has been broken for half a month... [Happy April Fool's Day QwQ]

Thank you to everyone who is here, stayski! ! !