Poems of Sea and Land

"Lanlan, do you still remember my cousin I mentioned?" Qi Lu looked at Hailan tenderly and smiled, "She plans to come to the Imperial Capital on New Year's Day, let's go together then."

"She and you must have a lot in common!"

Um, Qilu... when did you have a cousin?Hailan blinked her eyes, and began to search for the existence of this character in her limited mind.

Oh, there are.

But, what does Qi Lu mean by saying this?Is this going to see my sister-in-law?

Bah, bah, bah, Hailan, wake up [shock sound]!You and Qi Lu haven't written off yet!It's been almost a year, the kind that hasn't written a word!Especially Qi Lu is an epic scumbag!

Scum girl [breaks throat]!

"Is that the cousin of your straight daughter Lily Kong?"

I don't know why, but Hai Lan always feels that something is weird, and even vaguely has the illusion that Qi Lu, this cousin, is not very straightforward.

Masaka, how is it possible, can her family still have a nest?The villain in Hailan's heart shook her head, denying this possibility.

[Voice-over: Her family is really bent...including a certain lady surnamed Wen who thinks she is upright...

Wen Qingfeng & Tang Zhe: Boom, you're dead! 】

"Yes, it's her!"

Speaking of this cousin, Qi Lu seemed a little excited, because this was the first person among her close relatives to stand up and support her. together.

But, Qi Lu has always been very grateful to this cousin, for her support, and for her understanding.Only those who have experienced this feeling of being incomprehensible by the people around them but suddenly appearing who agrees with them can understand it best.

During the period when Qi Lu ran away from home, someone even replayed her many interesting Lily comics, super cute!

"Yiyi likes to play games very much, although her skills are not very good." Qi Lu added, "So I may have to trouble Lan Landai to take her with me when the time comes."

Lu Yi: Let me be healthy and who is blackmailing me?Who said that my technique is not good?My technique is very good, okay [Sound of Shock]? !

Hailan: Understood, I'm just a tool guy to play games with you, what kind of rotten fish am I, I crawl by myself!

"Oh."

"By the way, Lanlan, I also downloaded BGO recently, and it's very difficult." Qi Lu moved to Hailan's side, tugged at the corner of her clothes, and began to act coquettishly, "So can you teach me?"

So what game black hole is your family all about?Human food addiction is still big...

Hailan took over Qi Lu's claw machine, and the first thing she did was to add her own py code.During the period, because the friend list was full, Hailan also deleted a few friends who were not online for more than a month, which is also real~

[Voice-over: I can prove that my boss did the same thing. He has been offline for more than a month, so he just said goodbye~

Will of the Great Universe: Do you want to talk too much? ! 】

"Hey, don't you have kidnappers? There are two more." Hailan looked through someone's warehouse, and felt that for a newcomer Qi Lu, she was already very European, but there were also big problems... ...

"So, why don't you practice?"

"Well, can I ask what is abduction?"

Meow meow meow?Little question mark, do you have many children?What is abduction, it literally means Baga!

"Provide you with attribute bonuses, such as blood, np, crit and so on."

"Oh."

"I've added you as a friend, so you can find me when you're ready to help!" Having said this, Hailan's back was obviously straight, and she looked very imposing, even a little proud, and her nose began to grow longer like Pinocchio [Exaggeration, this kind of mysterious creature does not exist in real life].

"My illustrated book is full, and most of them have five treasures!"

Qi Lu: Although I don't understand, I'd better applaud for a while to ease the embarrassment.

"Wow, Lanlan is so amazing!" So where is it so amazing, can you explain it to me?I have a friend who wants to hear it.

[There is no friend/sister/sister/cousin/cousin of yours here, just say anything.jpg]

Look, people who agree on the surface are often full of question marks behind their backs. Sure enough, Ms. Qi is a scumbag!

Scumbag!

Qi Lu: No, can I ask what is wrong with me? !Don't insult me ​​[shock sound]! ! !

"Do you know what a class is?" Hai Lan said, "I think you may be so reckless without knowing the class."

"According to the number of your followers, I have reason to suspect that you were reckless."

Justified and convincing.

[Voice-over: Reasonable?where?Why didn't I see it? 】

"Position... rank?"

Hearing this, Hailan's face had become a little weird, so she looked at Qi Lu, a strange light shone in the dead fish's eyes.She asked tentatively, "Did you break any rocks when you passed the level?"

"It's that shiny stone."

Qi Lu nodded, "Yes, you have to use several for each level!"

Hey, the case was solved, it was just a random fight!

How many bridge bean sacks are there? !

Qi Lu, you prodigal bitch!

"vegetable!"

"What did you say?"

Woohoo, Lan Lan actually said I was bad!Hey, hey, he obviously used to be called Xiao Tiantian!Woooooo, Lanlan doesn't love her anymore!I'm leaving home now!

Hey, hey, I'll tell you one punch at a time!When did I call you Sweetie, don't dirty me, okay? !Also, when did I love you, we are innocent!Innocent [shock sound]! ! !

[Voice-over: My boss has never been hesitant to do anything to ruin the character or hydrology for the sake of hydrology. Really, I have never been afraid to speculate on my boss with the greatest malice! 】

"I said I cook."

That's right, falling in love with a little girl like you, isn't this the truth of the dish?

"Well, I forgive you."

"..."

"By the way, do you want to try the kiln route? I think you'll like it." Hai Lan showed a weird smile, "An aside, I recently fell in love with Aunt Hood, she is an actress."

"Okay." Qi Lu asked belatedly, "But why is it called 'Yaozi Airline'? You can't pass the trial with this name, right?"

Oh oh oh oh, wuli Lulu, you are really naive, because this is just a nickname~

"Trust me, you're right!"

"Oh."

[System prompt: Today's teaching achievement has been achieved, please check your reward - the female friend of the two stinging apes every day~]

After seeing off a certain little girl, Hailan clicked on WeChat, glanced at the familiar profile picture of Erha, hesitated for a while, and finally did not click in.

It's not embarrassing, it's fake, especially, you have to avoid suspicion...

When it comes to avoiding suspicion, Hailan gets angry. She, Hailanlan, never acts like she avoids suspicion!As a result, that person went to find his ex-girlfriend every three days, and he even took a bite of Xiao Chen's sister.

Heh, what do you want to make trouble with? !

Fedei, it seems that the Lun family can't do anything to Ning, after all, we have never had it, have we? !

[The Will of the Universe: We've already talked about this, so Qi Lu, now you know where your problem lies, right? !

Qi Lu: I...do you have any questions?They are all my wings! 】

Idle is also idle, Hailan read Weibo for a while, browsed the forum for a while, saw someone finally gave back, and then showed a smile.

Idiot, if you do something wrong, you have to pay the price. Although for the sake of my friends, I have never pursued anything, but others may not be as kind as I am.

Hailan has very few friends, and the will of the universe has mentioned this point more than once.But, can you believe that this guy who looks very gloomy on the outside was actually like an ordinary child. Although he is not cheerful, he is not so autistic?

Everything has to start many years ago.

five years ago.

"Lanlan, can you lend me your game account? I want to try the new skin you bought~"

QQ suddenly popped up a message from his friend Ye Ziqi, Hailan sighed, and casually sent out her game account.

Hey, you idiot, at least you have to see who the other party is, okay? !Can't you grow snacks? Baga? !

At that time, Hai Lan had just graduated from high school. Although she often bickered with her father, she was not a rebellious girl in general.Hailan, who grew up being soaked in a honey pot, didn't know at that time what it means to be unpredictable...

Hailan: I'm really stupid, if I knew this before, why should I do it? !

Ye Ziqi was met by Hailan on the forum, because they got along well and had many hobbies, so they immediately became friends.When they are free, they spell words together, or play games together, and the relationship is very good.

But maybe, that's just what Hailan thought...

At that time, Hailan's game skills were not as good as they are now. Although it was good, it was far inferior to Ye Ziqi. At least most of the time, it was the other party who led her to the top.And Hailan has nothing but money and money...

Really, Ms. Hai, a certain enthusiastic citizen, also cooked the kind that Ms. Biqi and Ms. Lu both cooked.

Sikaxi, who didn't grow up from a chicken?

[Voice-over: Don't believe it, it's just my boss trying to win respect!Mengxin who really wants to have fun will learn about strategies and rules from the very beginning, how can he be like my boss Yimu hobdhyk

The will of the universe: face roll keyboard warning X2! 】

Hailan has collected almost all the skins in the game, except for the out-of-print ones.So it was understandable for Ye Ziqi to ask her to borrow the account. At first glance, there was no problem.

Yes, no problem, as long as you don't have evil intentions, then there is no problem. However, someone has evil intentions and ulterior motives...

That year, Hailan's misfortunes never come singly. Those two incidents almost changed her whole life.Because of the car accident, Hailan did not participate in the military training at the university, and she never learned to drive again.

The cause of the accident was that a truck hit the coach car that came to take her to the driving school. The driver of the truck was tired and drove through a red light...

Apart from the coach, there were three students in the coach car. Except for Hai Lan, none of them woke up and failed to open their eyes to see this not-so-beautiful world.

After a long operation and waiting, Hailan finally wakes up from the darkness, and it is a new tragedy after waking up.

If possible, Hailan hopes that she won't wake up.

Hey, you guys are really hypocritical!Others can't live if they want to live, at least you can breathe and chew, so what right do you have to criticize the world and yourself? !

idiot!

After Hailan woke up, she found that in the forum, she had become a hyb little transparent that everyone shouted at for plagiarizing her friend's text...

Oh, I forgot to mention that Ye Ziqi has a pseudonym, Qi Ye.

The author has something to say: Hailan: I have never been afraid to speculate on the author of this article with the greatest malice. If I were any weaker, I would commit suicide!

I have been staying up all night for more than 20 days, what am I doing, woo woo woo QwQ Can you believe it, last summer vacation, I had two car accidents?Alas, life is not easy, meow meow sigh...

I've been obsessed with Yaozi's Ark lately~ This commander is good, don't want to [Hey, you guy BB's activities haven't been done yet, do you still want Cancer of the Moon? 】

Thank you to everyone who is here, stayski! ! !