Poems of Sea and Land

Not paying is impossible, not in this lifetime.After all, Hailan herself is just an ordinary good citizen.

In fact, it's because if you don't pay the money, if you call the police and be surrounded by people, it won't be fun if someone recognizes Qi Lu.

Hailan resigned to her fate and took out a card, and paid Qi Lu's wine bill with a bit of heartache. When Qi Lu, a dead woman, wakes up, she must be ripped off, hum!

Hailan took Qi Lu back to her kennel, um, the dog woman had to pay back the taxi money!

Hailan put Qi Lu on her bed, looked at the so-called big star in front of her with a little distaste, unconsciously took out her mobile phone, and snapped several ugly photos of this dead woman.

If a dead woman reneges on her debts, threaten her with ugly photos!snort!

Hailan thought to herself, a big star like Qi Lu must not be used to living in her doghouse, after all her home is quite messy... I have to help this dead woman change her pajamas, but please don't mess with her. Dirty her own bed, although she herself has been sleeping on the sofa.

He took out his newly bought bear pajamas, and silently muttered something about Fu Wuliang Tian Zun, something about patriotism, dedication, integrity and friendliness, something not like the pictures of the orthopedics group, bah bah bah, it seems that something strange has been mixed in.In short, Hailan helped Qi Lu change into pajamas.

The dead woman is quite interesting, no wonder some people like it.Hai Lan wanted to go up and squeeze it, but it didn't seem right to take advantage of others.

Hailan stretched out her hand and slapped around her nose, tsk, the smell of alcohol all over her body, disgusting!Then she opened Qi Lu's mouth and sprayed some of Listerine's mouth spray in it, and sprayed Qi Lu a few times with the perfume she left at home that had fallen into ashes.

Hailan opened the window, revealing a little gap.It has been several days since the beginning of summer, and the weather is not bad. It is no problem to sleep with the windows open.Then she ran to the living room and honestly packed her comic books and snacks.

Dead woman!Dog dence!If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be cleaning this house!Hai Lan was cursing in her heart, but maybe she didn't even realize that the corners of her mouth opened a little.she is laughing.

After tidying up the house, Hai Lan lay on the sofa like a salted fish, yet she lost all drowsiness!

Hailan's sleep quality is not very good, and she usually can't fall asleep when she is woken up, or if it's past the point of going to sleep, then she still can't fall asleep.

While lying down, I want to read comics, eat snacks, and finally think about Huo Bingkuoluo.So Hailan became a happy fat house on the sofa in a disfigured manner.

What?You say lose weight?what are you saying?can not hear!The phone is out of gas!

The fat house is just talking. Some people are so fat that they can drink water, but some people can't get fat after eating too much.Hai Lan is the honest fat house of the latter.

[Voiceover: No matter how you look at it, it's a fake fat house, it's all a scam! 】

Until Qi Lu woke up, Hailan came here like this, although she squinted for a while, then continued to pretend.

At around five o'clock in the morning, Qi Lu woke up leisurely.She patted her drowsy head, she seemed to be drunk last night.

Qi Lu rubbed his sleepy eyes, huh?where is this place?Did she take the taxi soberly last night and book a hotel?But it doesn't look like a hotel...

Qi Lu looked at the pile of plastic figurines around him and fell into deep thought. Could it be that she was picked up by someone?Woohoo, I'm so scared.No, she went to les last night, even if she was picked up, she was picked up by her beautiful sister!No loss no loss.

As for being brought home by Hailan, Qi Lu didn't even think about it.That Gao Leng Yu Ji seemed to hate her appearance very much, she would not be able to bring her home no matter what she said, and with her temperament, how could she be a dead house?

impossible!

She doesn't believe it!

Qi Lu got up and found that he had changed into a pajamas, even though he looked quite childish.Woooooo, no matter how you look at it, she looks like she was picked up by a dead house... Woooooo, cousin doesn't know she's here yet, woooooo, she hasn't seen Xiaochen again Elder sister, woo woo woo, I don't know if Miss Gao Leng Yu Ji will say anything about her embarrassing appearance last night...

Qi Lu went to the window, if it was on the first floor, she would jump out of the window and run away.But looking down, tsk, it's so high, sister Xiaochen who jumped off her will never see her beautiful face again.Qi Lu was completely unaware that his mobile phone was on the bedside table.

Qi Lu tried the doorknob of the bedroom, oh well, it can be opened!But would the quick-witted and calm Qi Lu go out so rashly?of course not!

Qi Lu put his ear to the door, and there was an evil laugh like "oh ho ho ho ho" outside the door... No matter how you listen to it, that laughter is very scary, no matter how you think about it, that laughter The master is even more terrifying!

Qi Lu wiped away tears, even if she died, she would still know who picked her up!Then she opened the bedroom door with dignity.

There was a person lying on the sofa in the living room, a person Qi Lu could never imagine in his life.

Pfft, when Miss Gao Leng Yuji was at home, she actually looked like this, a strange smile appeared on Qi Lu's face.

Oh ho ho ho ho, Qi Lu laughed wildly in his heart.

【She is laughing wildly.jpg】

Hai Lan's lying posture on the sofa was unusually enchanting, almost twisted like a twist, holding a comic book in her hand, while smiling very ripplingly.In addition, there are several comic books spread out beside Hailan, and there are also several bags of snacks unsealed. The games on the phone seem to be automatic, and you can act as an agent without clicking...

Qi Lu watched Hai Lan silently for a long time, but he didn't see it, really didn't see it, he really didn't expect that Miss Gao Leng Yu Ji would collapse on the second day he met him.But I really didn't expect that she would take me home. If she didn't take me home, she might be caught in a new round of Internet violence. In this way, she might not see sister Xiaochen again... ...

While thanking Ms. Gao Leng Yuji, Qi Lu is in the process of self-strategy.

【As expected of you.jpg】

The manga in Hailan's hand and spread out on the sofa seemed familiar, Qi Lu carefully identified it, emmmmm, her cousin of the straight daughter Lily Kong seemed to have had a good relationship with her...

Qi Lu wanted to laugh a little, he seemed to have an explanation for meeting Miss Gao Leng Yuji at the les bar.Looking at the bear pajamas she was wearing and Gao Leng Yuji's current appearance, she even wanted to laugh.

No, hold on.

For some reason, Hai Lan always felt that her surroundings were gloomy, as if there was a strange gaze staring at her.Speaking of the weird look, she remembered the weird look in the eyes of the fish in the Chinese reading comprehension of the college entrance examination in a certain province in a certain year... Bah, bah, is this the time to think about it?of course not!

Hailan wrapped her lazy blanket tightly, looked around quietly, and then she saw Qi Lu standing at the door of the bedroom like a zombie...

Oh my god, it's so scary!Pointing to the weird curvature of Qi Lu's mouth.

Hailan pretended to be cold and coughed a few times, and sat upright silently. In order to look cold and cold, she even crossed her legs, and her complexion returned to normal. Strangers should not enter.Hailan realized that "Ming X Ark" on the phone was still acting as an agent, so she quickly turned the phone over and continued to remain motionless.

It's all because Mr. Yi X's lily book is so beautiful!Otherwise, her image of Gao Leng Yu Ji will never be destroyed!

"Pfft," Qi Lu finally couldn't help laughing, Miss Gao Leng Yuji is really funny.However, before she could smile for a long time, Hailan slapped a bill on the table.

Qi Lu walked over and took a look at the bill, um, it seems to be his consumption in that bar yesterday.Wuwuwu, Gao Leng Yuji's Miss Hailan is really nice, she actually paid for her drinks in advance, wuwuwu, she wants to send money to her, and she wants to be her best friend for life!

Qi Lu seemed to be in a state of self-movement [actually a self-guided strategy], Hai Lan couldn't bear to disturb her, and then she said: "Remember to pay back the money."

Qi Lu nodded heavily, her messy hair hanging down in front of her eyes.She skillfully sat next to Hailan and asked, "If I don't have the money to pay back, can I live in your house and help you with the housework to pay back the money?"

"You are a big star and you have no money?" Hailan will never believe Qi Lu's misfortune, maybe she often relies on this trick to seduce the rich and rich second generation, and she has no money, so she must not let Qi Lu succeed in hooking up!

Or, does Qi Lu know who her old man is?

"Actually, I can't make much money from acting," Qi Lu said pitifully, "and most of it is handed over to the company."

"Is it so miserable for you to be a star?" Hai Lan couldn't believe it.

"Yes, yes," Qi Lu nodded, forced out some tears, and she said, "And the three meals are fixed and fixed, and you have to go to the gym, and..."

Qi Lu babbled in Hailan's ear about how miserable it is to be a star, but these miserable words could not confuse the smart and wise Comrade Hailan, a high-cold entertainment reporter.

"So, why did you go to the bar to buy such expensive wine yesterday?" Hailan looked at Qi Lu, wearing glasses all the year round and some dead fish eyes stared at Qi Lu, "And you were drunk."

"Do you know what will happen if you are photographed by paparazzi?"

Qi Lu was suffocated, and he had nothing to say, woo woo, finally her cousin was not at home, she just wanted to be with her new friend...Although Hai Lan is not her friend yet.

"All in all, I just don't have the money to pay it back now!" Qi Lu begged for nothing, and his face was long gone.

"Oh." Then Hailan started calling 110...

"Stop, stop!" Qi Lu snatched Hailan's phone, she was terrified.

"Actually, it's because my parents don't like me, and then..." Qi Lu started to make up nonsense again, no, how can this be called nonsense?Can the actor's nonsense be called nonsense? Besides, she really has a home now and can't go back!

Qi Lu didn't expect that he didn't listen to what he said about Hailan earlier, and Hailan believed him when he said that he was kicked out by his family, and even sniffed...

So why did she make up so many words before!Wouldn't it be nice to say this earlier!

"I only have one bed here." Hailan took a serious look at Qi Lu, although she only slept on the sofa, it didn't mean she had to let the delicate female star in front of her sleep in even if she had a bed.

Qi Lu glanced at the other room, and hurriedly ran to the door of the small room, Hai Lan actually lied to her that this small room can definitely accommodate... people.

Qi Lu silently closed the door of the room, Hailan covered her face and sighed, how could she tidy up willingly, they just piled them up in the small room casually.

Glancing at Qi Lu who sat back beside her, Hai Lan said, "Look, I didn't lie to you, did I?"

"Then come to my house, my house is quite big!"

"Daga, Koudovalu!" Hailan coughed a few times in a hurry, oh, I accidentally used a stalk from the animation again, and my aloof image must have lost everything.

[Voice-over: Need I remind you that you have been wearing a lazy blanket, the lazy blanket in "Ganwumei X"...]

No, this dead woman said to go to her house, her house is quite big!Hailan looked at Qi Lu, angry and wanted to laugh.

What does she want to do?

I have no money!

By the way, there is no color!

The author has something to say: Hailan: Actually, I’m quite aloof

Qi Lu nodded

Hailan: Really

Qi Lu smiled without saying a word

Hailan: Actually, I'm a nerd, woohoo, I know you must despise me, and I despise myself too!

Qi Lu hugged Hailan gently, and left a kiss on her earlobe...

Lanlan seems to be a Yazi who is very wary of Lu Lu, but it doesn't matter, they will be together~ After all, XX is the author of sweet articles! ! !Although I feel that Qi Lu has an ex-girlfriend, it may make people feel a little poisonous, but really, they have nothing...

Thank you everyone who saw this, I hope you can bookmark it, after all, it seems a bit cold... Thank you everyone!I will work hard! ! !