Poems of Sea and Land

July 23rd is the day when the actors of the movie "Keyboard" joined the team. From the very beginning, the movie was aimed at winning awards, and the extra heart-wrenching plot may just be the product of the screenwriter and director's collusion.

The director of the film, Qin Ankai, is a very responsible and responsible director. When acting in his film, every actor must be in the group, and no one can be left behind.The euphemistic name is to get together to observe each other's acting skills, improve each other, and run in and out.In fact, it may be for some unknown and impure purpose...

Who knows.It may even be that the purpose is to lick the face indiscriminately!

Hailan believes that the above speculation is very reasonable, because existence is reasonable, and she herself likes to lick her face... Ah, good-looking sister, please face/me!

Oh ho ho ho ho, of course I was joking, otherwise would I still let the wheel of the car crush my face?Could it be that Wuzhishan, which is full of 24-character mantras, can't suppress those flowing women?

"Keyboard" is a very weird movie, what's so weird about it?It's weird because the first female lead and the second female lead in this movie have almost never met in real life. The male lead who is called the male lead is actually a tool man has already GG in the first half of the film..... .

So how does this movie develop the plot?It’s a good question, and I won’t tell you if I ask it.But one thing is certain is that after the film is released visually, there will be many evil/religious Xipi fans...

The second girl is sick and delicate, and she loves and kills the first girl, what kind of beautiful love is this, fuck me!What is the hero?You mean the one who was cremated long ago and lay in the ground?The heroine is the second female lead, marry me!Good-looking young lady should be with good-looking young lady, give me unlimited fun!

yellow is tired, it doesn't want to be fucked anymore.

Qi Lu played the role of the second female lead in the movie, but her role is still open for discussion, because a certain screenwriter is changing the script of the second female lead, saying that she wants to make this character more three-dimensional...

So Qi Lu is really idle at the moment, so idle that he is lying in a hotel near Hengdian, and there is a lady named Hai who is called an assistant and is actually a mascot. She is lying with her...

The game displayed on Hailan's mobile phone is currently engaged in proxy combat, and her IPAD has been requisitioned by her boss.In fact, she taught her boss An [Biography] Li [taught] some dramas.

Qi Lu was biting potato chips, and Kazkaz was eating, not paying attention to her image at all, although she has never had a good image.Hailan on one side was just like her, lazy and decadent, with a cookie and chocolate bar in his mouth as a cigarette.

The show the two of them are watching is called "Cut X Girl", which is a bit ridiculous and a bit orthopedic, huh [Specially refers to Lily].

"This heroine's blood is so heavy, she was not banned." Qi Lu said with a little admiration, "But the brain hole is still quite strange."

"That's right, keep watching, this show is so good, it makes you think every episode is the finale, and you can hardly guess the follow-up development."

Hailan didn't tell Qi Lu that this is a supernatural show that even if it's full of fruit, it won't make people think it's selling meat...

Oh, it seems that maybe everyone has tried it, especially in the finale...

"Liu Zi is so handsome." Qi Lu's expression changed in the next second, and he asked in surprise, "Ah, why did you become a sailor suit?"

Hailan said without changing his expression: "Because we all know that the less you wear, the higher your defense."

"Really?"

"fake."

"Why does Liuzi's face have a strange red color? Are you ashamed because you are overdressed?" Qi Lu was like a curious baby, making Hailan's heart throb violently.

But no, spoilers will kill the whole family!

"Because of the blood loss, it's okay to look at it. Yuko's voice actress Koshimizu Ami is pretty amazing."

"Oh."

After a while, Qi Lu lay on the sofa exhausted, muttering, "No way, this meeting is more exciting than drinking."

"I can't stop at all! I obviously have a strong sense of shame but I still want to keep watching, what's going on?"

Hearing this, Hai Lan snickered in her heart, her [biography] Anli [teaching] had already succeeded, oh ho ho ho ho, life is too short to indulge in two-dimensional shochu!She still has a lot of things that Amway wants to give to Qi Lu hehehe...

"Is the president a good person?" Qi Lu asked, "I don't think she's like a villain, and she's a bit fond of Liuzi for no reason..."

"Isn't it? Otherwise, how could it be said to be orthopedics, um," Hai Lan said apologetically, "Sorry for the spoiler."

While Hai Lan was apologizing, Qi Lu opened his big watery eyes and asked innocently: "Well, what is orthopedics? Does any of them have an orthopedic disease?"

"..."

Sorry, we really can't answer this.

"Orthopedics is, yes," Hai Lan said suddenly and viciously, completely unaware of the fact that the person she was talking to was actually her boss, she said, "Ah, children, don't ask such questions!"

"Keep watching and you'll know!"

"it is good."

Qi Lu smiled, how could she not know what orthopedics means, after all, a cousin of her straight daughter Lily Kong once had a popular science with her, but it was really interesting to see Hailan scratching her head and scratching her face in trouble.

Taking advantage of the OP's effort, Hai Lan suddenly asked: "By the way, do you really not need to go to the set?" Qi Lu was taken aback for a moment, and before he opened his mouth, Hai Lan continued, "The play in the afternoon is about Gu Chen. of......"

"Oh."

It may be a lie to say that you don't want to go, and it may be a lie to say that you don't like it. After all, the relationship of so many years is here, how can you give up so easily?

Qi Lu wanted to go and have a look, but he had already found many reasons in his heart, but each of them seemed so out of date and self-deprecating.Not long ago, she had cried with Hailan that she didn't like Gu Chen anymore, and these words could probably be treated as nonsense.

"Get up and move the bricks!" Hai Lan suddenly changed her tone, and she said, "After all, I am a very responsible assistant, and I have to always supervise my boss who is used to deserting and slacking off."

Yes, you are very serious and responsible, responsible for staying up late with your boss to watch some games...

"Thank you."

Qi Lu knew that Hailan had already seen her thoughts, what she said was just to cover up for herself, to find reasons for her, she is really a gentle girl, why didn't he meet her earlier?

But it's not too late to meet her now, you have to keep her by your side...

Qi Lu's hair is already messed up, and he only put on a light makeup at first, um, should I put on heavy makeup or heavy makeup when I see my ex-girlfriend?It is said that the heroine played by Gu Chen is pretty miserable, why don't you put on heavy makeup to show that you are actually doing well, and scare her off?

Hehe, the ex is like "if you are well, then you'll be fine", otherwise?

In the end, the all-purpose assistant Cheng San helped Qi Lu to touch up a little makeup, don't ask, because Hailan doesn't know how to do makeup for others.

WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHailan looked at the woman across from her. The years did not leave many traces on her body. Instead, her temperament was like a jar of fine wine. After years of accumulation, she exuded a charming aroma...

This woman is so damn charming!

It would be a lie to say that he was not attracted to Qi Lu, after all, his status as a senior member of the Appearance Association is there, and a pljj with fair skin, beautiful appearance and good temperament is standing there, how can he not notice it?

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… Yan, what kind of fairy profession is this? !

After a while, Qi Lu had changed his appearance. He changed from his previous home clothes to a small white gauze skirt, and a pendant made of blue emerald hung on his neck.However, the earring is still only worn on one side. Is this girl really not afraid that someone will use this trivial detail to make her a Ji guy?

Oh, she was originally a Ji guy, and she even had an affair with the big actress Gu Chen...

Gan, what kind of breaking news is this? !In the past, Hailan could write ten news articles by hand!If it was a long time ago, she could make up a hundred Lily Xiaohuang/articles in her brain! ! !

In fact, Hailan has really made up a lot of things in private, falling in love and killing each other, being trapped by love, the president of a wealthy family running with the ball, dog blood amnesia... There seems to be a black hole in her mind, and countless fantasies burst out of it. Come out and never look like you want to stop...

Just listen to the above as a joke, no matter how useless Hai Lan is, she will never arrange her friends at random.Speaking of friends.Hailan always feels like she has forgotten someone...

Tang Zhe: Smile.jpg

"Little Sanzi, bring me my crocodile leather bag," Qi Lu stretched out a hand and placed it on the corner of the table with ease, as if there was really a very dog-legged little eunuch beside her helping her.Qi Lu held an orchid finger with his other hand and leaned against his lips, and said to Hai Lan very artificially: "As for you little Lanzi, bring me my sunglasses."

"I see that the sun outside is really getting brighter."

Pfft, why didn't she realize that Qi Lu was so dramatic and funny, really... a little cute? !

Gan, what's the point?How could Qi Lu lead him astray like this?Hailan, reflect on yourself for me! ! !

"Huh?"

Hai Lan raised and lowered her eyebrows, but Cheng San said to her: "The boss is losing his mind, are you going crazy with her too?"

Hailan didn't speak, and silently took Qilu's glasses case.

Qi Lu put on Ray-Ban's super black sunglasses, straddled the crocodile leather bag behind him, posed a pose, and said to Hai Lan, "How about it, am I cool?"

Young lady, from the time you wore such a soft and fairy little gauze dress, of course, the most important thing is to see your true personality, the title of cool guy is doomed to miss you...

Hailan smiled, and the woman in front of her changed her style again, as if the person who was very contrived before, who looked like a tall and glamorous imperial concubine of the Qing Dynasty, was not Qi Lu herself.

As for why it is said to be a noble concubine instead of a queen, what?Which queen do you think would be so undignified and so pretentious?Hailan was afraid that Qi Lu would blurt out "Bitch is hypocritical"...

Seeing that Hailan didn't speak, Qi Lu didn't express much, but he pulled Hailan and Cheng San out, and said in a bluff:

"GOGOGO, let's move bricks!"

The author has something to say: Qi Lu twirled an orchid finger, pointed at Hailan, with mocking eyes, and said with a smile: "Bitch is hypocritical!"

Hailan smiled: "Who is that bitch talking about?"

Qi Lu: "The bitch said you."

Hailan smiled and said nothing.

Qi Lu finally came to his senses, so he stretched out his small fist and beat Hailan's chest, saying: "Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da..."

Too many elements...

【tree hole】

In fact, you have to be brave to pursue the girl you like, otherwise everyone will have a girlfriend and you will be just a humble little licking dog, oh, what a painful realization, if I am more fragile I went to jump off the building.However, what remains the same is that I still like her~

I feel that I can’t get along with my roommates, and they all refuse to pay the electricity bills like uncles. I finally got to the place but found that the time has passed, but fortunately there is an emergency call, otherwise today’s update will be I have to make a question mark~

It's exam week... I finished the last class of this semester today~

Happy Christmas Eve, seven cuties~【Cry out loud hhh】

Thank you to everyone who has seen this. This is an immature work by an immature author. Maybe I can’t give you a good reading experience, but I will work hard. I hope everyone can grow together. Come on, Ollie gives ! ! !

Thanks everyone, stayski! ! !