Poems of Sea and Land

I am Tang Xiaozhe, a happy dog, ah no, husky.

Don't ask me why, as a handsome and cute husky, I have a pair of small white wings that can be resisted, and don't ask me why there is a small golden light circle on the top of my hairy head.As a dog, you will always encounter various problems.

small scene.

But, the most terrible thing is, why was Da Shuaibi killed by a truck? !And it's the kind that goes out 200 yards!

Tears flowed down.

Forget it, no matter how much you say now, it can't change the fact that the commander-in-chief is in heaven at this moment and is far away from the fact that the commander-in-chief is in heaven. No matter how much you say, it will be a joke.

Tears flowed down again.

ha?You ask me, who is Dashuai Bi's daddy Mama?

Heh, Dashuai Bi's papa is so good, did you know that?

Well, you can, and Ben will tell you.

I am Tang Xiaozhe, a happy husky living in a very happy family.I have papa, grandma, grandpa, grandpa and grandma, and even godfather and godmother!In addition, let me tell you a secret that is not a secret. In fact, my papa once had a crush on my godfather...

Okay, stop, stop, I know this is a lot of information, but you don't want to show such expressions, do you?What's the matter, are you surprised by how knowledgeable and well-informed this commander is?No way, no way, no one can compare with a dog in knowledge, right?

Ah, oh, you all know...that's all right.

My dad doesn’t change my name or surname when I’m doing it. My surname is Tang and my name is Zhe. Although I’m a bit gossip, I can do things for my friends!Occasionally, you can stab a friend twice for your lover.Ma Ma is Wen Qingfeng, and I am Ma Ma, who is super beautiful and super royal!But when I think about the fact that Da Shuaibi will never see them again, I feel very uncomfortable.

Cough, don't look at Ben Dashuaibi as just a dog, but my mommy loves me, who made Ben Dashuaibi their dear baby son~ No way no...

Everyone [beat Tang Xiaozhe violently]: If you don't know, shut up!

Hmph, I think some people are obviously jealous that I have such a good papa!Well, you can hit me now!Just don't slap your face!

Hiss, the attack was really ruthless, but Ben Dashuaibi's face was saved!Tsk, if I tell you not to slap your face, you really won't slap your face, you are so obedient?no no no no...

Everyone: Shut up if you don’t!

What is this wave called?This wave is called a brace.

Okay, enough nonsense, the space is almost running out.It's all your fault, wasting my precious playing time!

snort!

Hello everyone, I am Tang Xiaozhe, a happy husky, very handsome, very handsome.Although Dashuaibi has ascended to heaven, Dashuaibi is still worried about my papa and mama.

In fact, Ben Dashuai almost became a child of a divorced family...

Well, but before he died, he was so lucky that he didn't become Dashuai Ben!Hey, why do you guys show such expressions when you hear this?

Damn, you guys are still laughing!You guys were clearly laughing at me and didn't even stop!

The thing is this sub...

Because of coming out of the closet, Baba Mama has been stumbling and having conflicts recently, and occasionally even has a cold war!God is sorry to see you, when the two of them are in a cold war, they are scary!Ah no, scare the dog.For this reason, I even demolished the house to ease the atmosphere!But, why the more I dismantle them, the angrier I get?

Well, Da Shuaibi screwed up, hehe~

Being cute is shameful but useful.Hey, you guys won't be angry at this handsome face, right?

Hey, I see.Blame me, blame me, blame me for being so handsome!God, is there any reason for this? !

Let's get down to business, in fact, the matter is very simple, that is, my grandparents who travel all over the world every day are back, and I will stay in the imperial capital for a long time.Well, the day that Ben's grandparents came home...

Stop, stop, I know that you guys must be thinking wrongly, thinking that I was caught while I was in the middle of something!Harm, in the words of the will of the universe, this is a serious sand sculpture, can it be so simple?Will it be so cheesy?

I'm telling you, really... no!

Kangkang, you people, what are you thinking about every day?Ben Dashuaibi's stain remover is not enough!

snort!

On the day my grandparents came home, my papa was at Mama's house, and my grandparents called me away in the middle of the night.In fact, although Papa and Mama have been together for a year, Papa has never told her grandparents about her and Mama...

Well, my Mama's mobility has always been good. She told her grandparents about it the second day after she established a relationship with Papa, and even took Papa to meet her parents.Grandpa and grandma were a little shocked at first, but soon relieved.

Well, girls are girls, it's better than being alone all your life, right?Although some people are indeed only suitable for only one person for a lifetime.

Ben Dashuai knows that when you see this, you will definitely think that my dad is a scumbag.Yes, my papa is a big scumbag, so what happened?Are you eating your rice?Who made her my daddy!But what should I do?My mom is so kind and gentle, she will be sad and sad...

I'm Tang Xiaozhe, a happy husky, I used to be, and because of Papa Mama's cold war, I may never be happy again.

Hey, who is the small golden circle of light flying out like a Frisbee?Want to play and have fun.

But, why can't I see Papa and Mama when I finally bite into this small aperture?Didn't we used to play this game a lot?

Ah, oh, it turns out that Marshal Ben is dead.That's fine.

No, so this Frisbee, ah no, whose aperture is it?

The one who lost the aperture was a kind but reckless angel. In order to thank me for helping her find the aperture, she secretly opened the back door for me and let me visit my papa in the mortal world.Although there are only three days, I am already very satisfied!

Papa, Ma Ma, this handsome man is more fat than me!

Ma Ma is not in a good mood recently. Her right-hand assistant, Ms. Cheng Chenchen, has left the imperial capital and even lost contact. I don't know if something happened.Ma Ma was very worried and called the police, but she was still not found.Coupled with the continuous rainy days in the imperial capital, and the conflict with Papa...

Woo woo woo, wuli mama don't cry, you should be crying on the bed!

Hey, did I start my reed?Where is the handsome man? !

Through the window, I saw Papa locked herself in the room alone, and she would not come down if her grandparents asked her to go downstairs for dinner.Hmph, let Ma Ma down, she deserves it!Even if you are Dashuaibi's daddy, Dashuaibi will scold you!

Scumbag!

Although, what's the matter with feeling so lost?It would be great if Papa and Mama could be together forever.They are really super sweet!But now they quarreled and made up indefinitely.

Cough cough, but, Dashuaibi noticed a small detail, that is, Dashuaibi found that no matter it is Baba or Mama, they all keep a photo of me, but the photo is black and white...

Hey, that's not right, Ben Dashuaibi is black and white, hey!

Alas, I think they also miss the comparison of the handsome Ben who is far away in the kingdom of heaven. Who makes the handsome Ben feel comfortable and handsome?Oh ho ho ho ~

However, no matter how much you miss you two, I will never see you. Who told me that I am already a spirit body, so I can only reluctantly go down to the lower realm to visit my relatives.

Marshal Ben stayed in the Lower Realm for three days. For the first two days, no matter whether it was Papa or Mama, they were all depressed, as if they had lost all motivation for life.

Well, falling out of love is always a trivial matter, look at the godfather next door, if you fall in love, go find the next one!There are tens of thousands of beauties in the world, if it doesn't work, let's change, what's the big deal?Of course, I don’t want any of my parents to find another spring...

Although they are all unhappy, I can actually feel that Baba Mama still think about each other in their hearts, otherwise they would not keep each other's things, let alone dream of each other when they are dreaming.

Don't ask me why there is such a coincidence, don't you understand that I think about it every day and dream at night?Ben Dashuai Bicai didn't let that kind and reckless angel open the back door for me!

snort!

On the third day, the angel urged me to go, because if I didn't go, we might both be punished.But, if I leave, what should my dad and mom do?Can they make up?Will they be happy in the future?In the future... will they have a handsome and cute baby son like me?

Will it?

This is the last time Ben Dashuai asked for a good-tempered reckless angel, she is a good angel.Yes, she opened the back door for me, allowing me to talk, but Ben Dashuai is just a dog, what can he say?

"Wang."

Whether it's Papa or Mama, they must have heard my dog ​​bark, right?If not, then why do they show such sad and happy expressions?

At this time, I remembered.I remembered how I died.

Papa returned home the next day after leaving that night, but had an argument with Ma Ma.Well, because Papa is still unwilling to speak up about the cabinet.

Really, Papa, you are usually so courageous that you even dare to go up to a sister like Ma Ma, why are you so cowardly at this time?

Meow meow touch, you really can't be a scumbag, right?

After the quarrel, Papa left crying, and I was on the side at that time, looking at Mama desperately.Ma Ma stretched out her hand to keep her, but she didn't chase her out. In the end, even the hand hanging in the air hangs down...

What to do, Dashuai must do something!

Then Dashuai rushed out, and then went out 200 yards, and as you can see above...

Truck driver, give me back my dog's life!Ben Dashuai wants to live another 500 years!

Later, as far as I know, it was Ma Ma who arranged my funeral alone. Yes, I was cremated, and it looks good to pretend that I am ashes!Woohoo, my Ma Ma's aesthetics are really good!

Hey, isn't it a little ominous or even creepy to say this?Ah, oh, no one will look at it, that's all right.

Then, Ma Ma notified Papa about this matter, and there was no further text.But I think, Ma Ma wants to take the opportunity to test Papa, it must be, right?

Ok?

On the second day when I went back to heaven, the impudent angel told me that Papa and Mama were reconciled.But Marshal Ben is so smart, how could he believe it?This must be what she lied to me to make me feel at ease!

snort!

The angel plucked and plucked from the white robe, and took out a mirror.She said, "Here, let me show you this big stupid dog."

How could it be repaired, this handsome man is not a stupid dog!You are stupid!If it wasn't for the follow-up of the white female ticket, who tm would beg you in a low voice?

snort!

As soon as the mirror screen turned, the scene of that day appeared immediately.

It turned out that Papa came out to my grandparents on the day when I heard my voice. After hearing this, my grandparents looked at each other and smiled. They said they knew it a long time ago, and they said, "Isn't that the handsome girl you brought back before, so beautiful, our old lady The ancestors of the Tang family must have accumulated virtue!"

When Papa heard this, she was angry and wanted to laugh, so she hailed a taxi and prepared to go home.

But at this time, my mother also took action, and arrived at Papa's house...

After Papa came home, there was no one in the empty villa; when Ma Ma arrived at Papa's house, she received warm hospitality from her grandparents and was treated as her own child.

Papa Ma Ma exchanged phone calls.

"Hi, where are you?"

"What about you?"

"Me? I'm at home, my own home. Although the bedroom is not big, it's quiet, and there are people cooking for me."

"Well, I'm in your bedroom right now. So, where are you?"

"..."

Dashuai dare to swear to God, I will definitely show that super black-bellied smile!And my dad's expression is also super speechless!

Nibbling, give me nibbling!

"I'm at our house..."

"I know, my parents told me."

"!"

Marshal Ben once again swears to God, when Ma Ma said this, his expression was smug, but my daddy is just, a little... complicated.

"That's my parents! What are you yelling?"

But before I could say anything, Papa went on to say, "Sister Feng, I miss you."

"Well, I miss you too."

Later, Papa Mama said a lot of love words to lovelove.Grandparents and grandparents also met.Well, one day when they were sharing the same bed, they suddenly said that they heard a dog barking one day.

"What a coincidence, I also went to you when I heard the dog barking."

"Me too, and what I heard was like our silly son's voice."

"..."

"what--"

Well, Papa Mama may think it's haunted.Really, even Dashuai Guiben is a super handsome little clever ghost!But isn't everything too supernatural by now?

Cough, stop, stop, that's all, nothing else.Although there are many things about such things as Thorn Girls and Ji Jiqing, there are many such things, but such an upright and handsome man would not say anything!

Absolutely not!

ha?You let me speak out?Why do you ask me to say it and I will say it?Da Shuai is even more shameless?

No, I won't!

unless you beg me~

I am Tang Xiaozhe, a happy husky. Although I have already arrived in heaven, I am super happy whether it is alive or after death!

And, Baba Mama, I love you all!

The author has something to say: This chapter has two messages, one related to one of the protagonists in another series, and one related to the protagonist in another book of this series that has not been written yet.See if I have time to write~

Ah, Tang Xiaozhe is so cute, so cute~

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