Naruto does not speak secretly

"Sannin?!" Naruto sat on the sofa, marveling at the story-like plots. He opened his eyes wide and looked at the three people in front of him over and over again.

"Of course! Especially me!" Jiraiya pointed to himself, with a mysterious expression on his face: "But the one who has been made the most powerful of the three ninjas, known as the □□ Immortal!"

The wildly boastful Jiraiya stepped on his clogs and made a pose, he raised his head, and was slapped back by Tsunade next to him.

Pfft... Sannin.

Little Naruto held back his laugh quietly, then Jiraiya, who was rubbing his head, had a hideous face, and stretched out his hand to pat Naruto's head.

"Uncute brat!"

"What! Stupid fairy!"

Naruto made a face, and then suddenly said: "Speaking of which! Aren't you guys very old?"

"Well... that's right to say so." Jilai was also a little confused, but nodded honestly.

"If you say that!!!" Naruto was full of horror and shock after knowing some little secret, and then looked at Tsunade on the side: "Grandma Tsunade!!!"

"Well...that's how you put it..." Jiraiya continued to nod, and after realizing it, his whole body paused.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! How could you do that!" The white-haired ninja frantically shook his head and waved his hands, denying it too quickly.

However, even so, he could still feel that something was slowly approaching behind him, and even black gas was spreading.

"Naruto... yes! Naruto!" He swallowed, and pulled the little Naruto, his hands began to tremble.

"You uncute brat! How can you call someone else's mother-in-law!"

"Huh?! It's my mother-in-law...well..."

Naruto, who was full of "what are you doing, why are you dragging me", finally noticed the blackened female ninja.

Tsunade, who seems to be in good shape, every time he takes a step, there is a circle of cracks like spider webs on the ground he steps on, and after walking, there are very clear footprints on it.

Naruto, whose body was so stiff and trembling, hugged Jiraiya's hand, while the poor sage who was being hugged had a pale face, lost all luster in his eyes, and looked like he was about to become a Buddha soon.

The violent Tsunade Hime raised her hands. Those extremely well-maintained hands are fair-skinned, and they are the best no matter from a distance or near.

Such a slender hand, just clenched like this, and then the veins burst out.

At that moment, everyone on the street avoided that area by coincidence, and the passing ninjas quickened their pace until finally, after a loud voice sounded, the figure of Tsunade Hime disappeared into the dust, everyone Only then poked their heads out.

Everyone was amazed, after all, only Tsunade Hime was able to drive a person into the ground, but the surrounding ground was intact.

What amazing power and meticulous control!

The people who sighed in this way watched Jiraiya who was driven into the ground, and there was also a completely shattered wall.

"...It's all your fault." Ji Lai, who rolled his eyes as if he was about to lose consciousness, murmured.

Next to him, Naruto, who was trembling from the wind of the fist, sat slumped on the corpse on the wall behind him. His beautiful and bright blond hair seemed to have lost its color.

"……sorry."

Naruto, weak, innocent, but... dare next time.

"Grandma Tsunade is so irritable!!!"

Jiraiya: ? ? ?

……

night.

The Bofeng couple who solved their task at a very fast speed rushed home. After seeing the lights in their home from afar, the two ninjas looked at each other and then breathed a sigh of relief.

And the moment they approached the gate, a heart-piercing cry came from it.

"let me go--!"

It was a child's voice, with a vague accent, and even a crying voice. It sounded very pitiful, and I don't know what happened to it.

"Naruto?!!!"

Kushina yelled in panic, and broke into the door directly. Behind him, Minato Namikaze also had a serious face, and picked up his Kunai in his hand.

But... what's the situation now?

The room was filled with a faint smell of alcohol, and the neatly placed furniture was also in a mess.

Food was placed on the dining table, and a bottle of exquisitely packaged wine was placed in the middle.

Naruto was hugging the table legs with his face flushed, tears filled his eyes and face, and their teacher, Jiraiya, one of the Sannin, was dragging Naruto helplessly, not daring to use any force Dare to let go, and the always reliable Foxnosuke also fell to the side, making no sound.

"Teacher Jiraiya...?"

"Ah! Minato Kushina! You are finally back!" Jiraiya was almost moved to cry by this moment.

"This brat is drunk! Who knew I would leave for a while! He just tore that apart!!!"

"Drunk?!" Kushina hurriedly put away the Kunai in her hand, and then carefully pulled Naruto off the table leg.

Naruto, who had a faint smell of wine on his body, sobbed, and then hugged his mother Kushina like an octopus.

It was the first time for Kushina to be clinging like this, but she was very angry and funny when she saw the miserable situation around her.

"Looks like a little guy with a poor quality of wine." She glanced at the side and Namikaze Minato who only knew how to laugh at the end, and then continued to comfort the crying Naruto.

"Bai..." Lying on Jiu Xinnai's shoulder, the little guy who cried aggrievedly trembled all over.

"White?" Kushina asked.

"Mom... Mom... Woo..." Naruto called tremblingly.

Jiu Xinnai was silent, his heart trembled at the cuteness of the child in his arms, and there were little flowers floating around, then he smiled softly: "What's the matter?"

"The white-haired monster... bullied me..."

Naruto: QAQ!

Just like that, the little guy who complained pointed his finger at Ziraiya.

White-haired monster, idiot sage, Jiraiya, who was hit by a critical attack, beat his chest and stamped his feet.

Uzumaki Kushina hugged Naruto tightly, she comforted the crying child, and then looked at Jiraiya who had a helpless face over there.

She is already a mature ninja, the kind who has been trained for a long time and went to the front line, she usually can't laugh.

"puff……"

Unless you can't help it.

In the same way, Namikaze Minato is also.

The couple turned their heads at the same time, and then laughed with unknown meaning. After realizing that this was not good, Kushina continued to suppress his laughter and brought Naruto back to the room.

Namikaze Minato coughed, then stepped forward, and brought up the topic in a serious manner: "Teacher, long time no see, is the mission on the front line over?"

Feeling that he had endured too much Ziraiya this day, his eyes were dead. He touched the marks on his head that were still left after being violently beaten, and felt that the pain on his body had aggravated.

He looked at Namikaze Minato who was smiling gently in front of him, and for some reason he thought of that unlovable kid again.

—Sinister.

The angry Jiraiya-sama chose to have a hangover with his apprentice once.

—Smelly brat.

The angry Jiraiya-sama thought so, and left a small gift for the uncute kid.

The author has something to say: [The update time is changed from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] pm, and the week holiday begins, try to resume the daily update (???(???c)]

Naruto: I was wrong, I will dare next time.

Catch up!

I am moving today!Lived in a new home with my parents ~ super happy!

The only downside is that I can't find my way, and today I'm walking around on the street alone.

Me (on the phone): Mommy!Where does our family live and I'm lost? ? !

[When I called like this at the time, I felt that passers-by looked at me as if I were a fool...]

感谢在2020-01-0700:55:35~2020-01-1021:41:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Allen 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: Is my wife getting better today, guardian satellite spirits, meow demons, stop braining!Give me one to face the wall;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: hold on!Give me to face the wall, 5 bottles of spring and summer of gorgeous youth; 3 bottles of big caring baby;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!