Naruto does not speak secretly

"Sasuke Uchiha?"

Naruto read the name written on the photo word by word, and then looked at the face-faced guy on it for a while, trembling all over: "...Why does this guy have such an ugly face! "

Hokage-sama on the side laughed and patted the table.

This little guy is indeed his former self!I hate the way Sasuke looks the same.

"I used to think this guy's expression was super stinky!" The blond Hokage-sama also poked the 12-year-old Sasuke in the photo vigorously.

"Look." Hokage-sama pointed to his teenage self next to him: "I'm obviously much better-looking, right? Why is Sasuke so popular with girls!"

"Then how did you become friends?" Naruto asked.

"This... probably because I was overwhelmed by my heroic appearance."

Although it was his grown-up self who said these words, Naruto still showed an expression of disbelief.

"Really, really!! This guy is looking for life and death for me!" Hokage-sama, emphasizing the authenticity of his words, pressed Naruto's head vigorously.

However, Hokage-sama who gave various examples obviously forgot that he was the one who breathed, and he was the one who said that the two died together.

"So did you have any interesting experiences when you got along?"

"Interesting experience?" Master Hokage frowned and thought about it for a long time, then he had a flash of inspiration and said reflexively: "Speaking of my first..."

"First?" Naruto tilted his head.

"Chuchu... the first mission is very interesting! But don't worry about it! Do you want to meet the grown-up Sasuke!"

Hokage-sama, who almost lost his first kiss at the age of 12, was in a panic, and hurriedly took a piece of paper to write the message on.

"It can't be such a stinky guy! I don't want to..." Xiao Naruto snorted, and pushed the photo in his hand forward.

"The current Sasuke? Well... Let me think about it..." Hokage-sama leaned back, and compared the old bastard with the current Sasuke in his mind.

He stretched out his fingers and counted one by one:

"That guy, although his words are still annoying, he has matured a lot."

"You can call me by my name normally, but you will still call me the tail of the crane..."

"That guy Sasuke...it took so many years to learn to call me Uzumaki Naruto?!"

"But..."

The door of the office was pushed open suddenly, and Shikamaru who came in took out the documents in his arms.

The dedicated assistant officer was about to remind the deserters to work, but he saw the guy in the Naruto robe with a happy expression on his face, and he didn't know what he thought of, saying:

"That guy Sasuke looks really good when he smiles now!"

Shikamaru: ...Okay, excuse me.

Hokage-sama, who didn't realize that his colleagues left again with a complicated face, continued to nagging at himself when he was a child: "That guy always had a bitter face when he was a child! It's like someone owed him a free ramen roll! Mingming smiled How good it is to wake up!"

Hokage-sama patted Naruto on the head, and continued: "So don't hate this guy because of his stinky fart!"

"Hmph...is that so!" Naruto snorted, "Then I just barely admit that he is my friend!"

"By the way! Are you going to try that?" Hokage-sama suddenly became serious, reached into his clothes, and slowly took out something.

"That?" Naruto paused, was silent for a moment, and then his expression became equally serious: "Could it be that..."

"That's right!"

One big and one small looked at each other seriously for a moment, and then shouted together: "Yi Le Ramen!!!"

"But isn't Hokage very busy?"

"It's okay, Shikamaru is here anyway."

The Narutos, who were asking and answering each other like this, jumped out of the window and successfully skipped work.

Yile Ramen, which used to be in a small cart, has even opened a chain now, but even so, the taste it should have has not changed.

Master Hokage treated guests and took out two free coupons.

One big and one small took the same ramen, pulled away the chopsticks, and exhaled the heat in the bowl.

A set of movements is very similar, the same rhythm, the same one go.

"I start..."

"Asshole dad!!! Have you finally betrayed mom!!!"

There was another cry from a child behind him, and the child who looked almost like Hokage-sama kicked it flying, and the soup in the ramen spilled all over the floor.

"Bo Ren?!" Hokage-sama hugged Naruto to block the splashing soup, and looked at his eldest son opposite.

"I've heard it all!" Boss Whirlpool shouted angrily.

"No! Blogger, listen to my explanation!"

"Hey? Who is this?" Naruto who was being held in his arms poked his head out and asked.

And such a scene directly brought a great impact to the blogger on the opposite side.

The child in his father's arms has their iconic blond hair and blue eyes. If this can be explained by coincidence, then the same birthmark on his face as his asshole father is direct evidence.

that kid...

"You look more like a bastard dad than me!!!"

You see the eyes are exactly the same!

The lips and nose are exactly the same!

There are three birthmarks on one side of the face!

"It's just carved out of a mold!"

Uzumaki blogger, today also praised the explosion for the harmony of his family.

"No... Boren, listen to my explanation!"

"Bastard dad! The evidence is solid! Kneel down and apologize to mom!"

The father and son who were fighting here were facing each other, and Naruto, who was put down, scratched his head and was about to continue enjoying the ramen he hadn't eaten yet.

In the next second, the world was spinning, and the young Naruto was carried on his shoulders, and then disappeared at the end of the street.

- oh no!

— Kidnapping a child!

Naruto struggled frantically, and was finally released in a hidden corner.

"Hey! Who are you! Do you want to fight! I won't be afraid of you! Let me go!"

"Shhh - keep your voice down!"

The blogger panicked and covered the child's mouth, then lowered his voice: "Little guy, I just want to talk to you, if you shout...I'll throw you to feed the big monster! "

Seeing the terrified expression of the child who was several heads shorter than himself, Uzumaki Boren grinned wickedly: "That red monster likes to eat children like you the most, the younger the better!"

Nine Tails: The wind commentary was murdered.

"Then the first question, how did you get to Konoha?"

"...It fell, but I'm originally from Konoha!"

The whirlpool blogger was shocked, he never thought that his bastard father would steal food under the nose of his mother.

"Second question, who is your mother?"

"I want to know that too!"

The whirlpool blogger was terrified, never thinking that his bastard father would get rid of others after stealing the meal.

"Then the third question, what did that bastard tell you just now?"

"I said... Uchiha Sasuke."

So that's the case, it's just a master... Wait? !

The whirlpool blogger panicked, he suddenly didn't dare to think deeply, always feeling that he would know something he shouldn't know.

"The fourth question..."

Boruto, who felt that he was just a child, swallowed, then opened his mouth, and continued to ask, "That guy... how did he mention Uchiha Sasuke."

Naruto tilted his head, thinking about the conversation he had just had with his future self, what did the future self just say?

To die or to live?

Die to die?

What's that word for two people dying together?

"Probably... um... how to say it?" Naruto racked his brains, trying to figure out how to describe it: "I remembered!"

"What is it!" Boren clenched his fists, a little nervous.

"It's martyrdom!!!"

Silent, silent.

Uzumaki Boruto staggered back a few steps, and hit the wall in disbelief.

"You...what are you talking about?"

"Martyrdom!" Naruto repeated.

"Is it... is it..."

I should have known why the bastard father missed the forehead protector that the teacher gave him so much.

As for the bastard father's previous clothes, after Mr. Sasuke saw it, his expression was also very indescribable.

So... Mr. Sasuke and the bastard father... is that the relationship!

That mother she...

Uzumaki Boruto, grew up on this day.

"Hey... what's wrong with you?" Naruto stepped forward panicked and confused.

"Boren? What are you doing here?"

Along with Naruto's questioning voice, there was another deep and indifferent male voice.

But such a familiar sensuality directly dropped a bomb on the blogger.

"Mr. Sasuke?!" Boruto took a step back, his face full of heartache after being betrayed: "I misunderstood you! I didn't expect you to have that kind of relationship with the bastard father!"

Sasuke: ...?

The child of his best friend seems to have misunderstood him. Although he is confused, the mature adult Mr. Sasuke is still ready to chase after him.

Then he glanced at the little blond guy who was even more confused in the corner.

"Naruto……?"

Uchiha Sasuke took a step forward, and after a while he asked with difficulty: "Why are you getting smaller? Are you an enemy?"

So Shikamaru asked him to come back because of this?

The brain was spinning wildly thinking about excluding who did this kind of thing, Sasuke Uchiha had a serious expression.

Then, Hokage-sama who also has blond hair descends from the sky.

"Naruto! Are you okay!" Hokage patted Naruto in his arms, nervously checking if he was injured when he was a child.

Sasuke next to him was stunned for a moment, and he was relieved after sorting out the matter.

The scene was once very harmonious.

Of course, except for the Uzumaki Boruto who almost scratched the wall on the opposite side.

He had already run a long way, but he suddenly remembered that it was not good to leave the child who was suspected of Mr. Sasuke and his asshole father aside, so he ran back.

Unexpectedly, he saw this happy family scene.

At this moment, Uzumaki Boruto has grown up again.

— Mom!

--sunflower!

——The bastard dad doesn't want us anymore! ! !

——He and Mr. Sasuke have a child! ! !

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huge estate,

The occasional strange piano sound,

A figure was seen in the abandoned villa.

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Manor owner: Help!Long live!I'm so scared too! !Butler save me!

Housekeeper selection:

Silly boy Tanjiro Kamado

Bandage Waste Device Dazai

The family business is bigger than the owner of the manor

The lowest price housekeeper Yato in history

……

To be continued

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2. cp has a rough idea, but I won’t post it until I’m sure

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