The European Emperor System of Quick Transmigration

Bai Tanxi stood in the kitchen and slowly brewed caramel milk tea.

There is a box of light milk on the cooking table in the kitchen, the milk is the kind of non-fresh milk with a shelf life of up to half a year, but Bai Tanxi doesn't care about this.

Jiang Yan is a girl who loves to drink coffee, tea leaves have disappeared in her home.

In her kitchen is a set of shiny coffee capsule machines, and the drawers are filled with coffee capsules of various flavors.Bai Tanxi groped and dug in the drawer for a long time before he found a piece of compressed tea in candy packaging from the gap in the capsule gift box.

"It's Pu'er, so don't worry about the expiration date."

As a coffee lover, Jiang Yan has all kinds of toffee in her kitchen.Bai Tanxi took out two bags of four-gram fine white sugar, tore open the paper bag, and poured the sugar evenly into the milk pot.

Turning on the gas stove switch, Bai Tanxi held the handle of the milk pot with one hand, and fiddled with the sugar in the pot with the tea spoon in the other.

Boiling the sugar over a low heat is a very critical step. If it is not boiled properly, the color of the milk tea will be very light; if it is overcooked, it will become mushy and forget to stir, then I am sorry, this pot of milk tea is destined to be a pot of bitter milk tea, please try again Boil sugar.

"It's been a long time since I made milk tea so leisurely." He watched the white sugar in the pot gradually turn into bubbling cola-colored syrup, and his mood unexpectedly calmed down.

This is probably the magic of food.

Bai Tanxi slowly poured the cut milk into the pot, and after a "stab" sound, white smoke rose everywhere.He turned the switch to increase the firepower, threw the tea ball he found so hard into the milk pot, and added a mouthful of water by the way.

The milk tea in the pot exudes a rich and attractive sweet fragrance, boiling desperately, and a string of fine bubbles pushes the finely crushed tea leaves in the pot to slide back and forth, quiet and warm.

Bai Tanxi silently lowered the heat and let it continue to cook for a while.The water vapor from the pot curls up, engulfed in a sweet aroma.

——In fact, a small milk pot is just right to cook milk tea for two people. If the amount is too small, it will dry out easily, and if it is too large, it will easily overflow.

Two people, just right.

Turn off the fire, filter the residue, and Bai Tanxi slowly pours the brewed milk tea into the huge coffee cup.

There is no way, Jiang Yan only has various coffee cups at home.

As soon as he put the coffee cup with hot milk tea on the table, he heard the door being knocked loudly, sounding like a bandit coming to the door.

Bai Tanxi guessed that the takeaway had arrived, so he raised his legs and walked towards the door.

"Here it comes, knock on the door lightly."

As soon as Baitanxi opened the door, a scent of milk tea gushed out, making the little buddies outside the door dazed for a while.

Seeing the handsome young man who opened the door, the faces of the delivery staff improved a lot.This man looks quite gentle, he should be a reasonable customer.

"My takeaway is here!" Bai Tanxi sniffed the scent in the air, and couldn't help laughing: "Wait for me, I'll go in and get the money!"

After speaking, he ran in stompingly, and came back after a while with a stack of puffy notes.

"Well, I'm sorry, can I trouble you to line up? It's convenient for money and goods."

The takeaway guys nodded in a daze - they have also delivered food for several years, and have seen local tyrants, but they have never seen such a local tyrant who asked to wait in line for food delivery.

Although this local tyrant is still pretty good-looking, but this is too crazy!

The takeaway guy wearing a kangaroo helmet was at the front of the queue because of his size.

The little brother handed over the chilled salmon in his hand, and took two bright red photos of Grandpa Mao from Bai Tanxi.

He asked curiously: "Mr. Bai, is it convenient to ask you a question? How many people eat so much food?"

The takeaway buddies queuing up behind all pricked up their ears, hoping to hear an astonishing number from Bai Tanxi's mouth.

Bai Tanxi smiled, and replied casually: "How many people can there be, just me."

All the gourmet food delivery staff gasped -- my God, this is indeed an astonishing number!They can be regarded as seeing a living rice bucket!

As for the rice bucket, he still maintained a decent and charming smile, holding a thick stack of soft sister coins, and gave the meal expenses like a boss giving out year-end bonuses.

Come to a delivery person and give some red tickets.

Come to a delivery person and give some red tickets.

There was no trace of painful expression on Bai Tanxi's face, and he was relentless in giving money, it was so embarrassing!

The kangaroo-headed brother would not say that he stood in the line with his mobile phone and took pictures for a long time after collecting the money!This rare spectacle must be photographed and shared with colleagues!

So in the afternoon of the same day, Weibo and WeChat, two software with opposite user groups, were detonated by a piece of news at the same time.

Top Weibo search: "We still don't know the name of the idiot we saw that day"

Wechat circle of friends sharing: "Yulong's prettiest idiot looks like this..."

The hotspots of the two heavyweight social softwares are actually the same, and the keywords are all idiots, grabbing everyone's attention at once.

The protagonist of the topic is good-looking, good-looking, and has a good attitude. He orders so many takeaways that it is unbelievable.This news satisfies readers and viewers' desires for beauty, novelty and prying eyes at the same time, and it is only natural that it becomes popular.

Seeing that this news is so popular, other print media and online media are not to be outdone, they have changed the headline and introduced new ones, and we have to broadcast it when others broadcast it!

Penguin News: Shocked!Men enjoy 25 takeaways exclusively, with a total value of up to 6000 yuan! "

"Dazhong Daily: Gluttonous reincarnation!The handsome man frantically orders dozens of catties of takeaway! "

"Sweet Potato Media: Mysterious diner's combat effectiveness is beyond the charts, and his strength crushes the big eater! "

Except for a very small number of mentally retarded people who abused the person who ordered takeaway under Penguin News as maliciously hyping and wasting food on purpose, the style of painting in the other comment areas is surprisingly consistent.

Among them, represented by the vast number of Weibo netizens, highly summarized the feelings of all Chinese netizens on this incident.

The old lady can't unscrew the toilet seat: the idiot male god is a typical star face, and he lives in a star complex like Zunyuan Villa. I bet fifty cents on which entertainment company this is a newcomer to!

Qiongzhu is broken but round: (﹃) Yan Fen expressed her satisfaction, he looks so good-looking!He still has long hair. His appearance really fits my fantasy of a handsome man in ancient costume.

Guagua Morun, I’m Yun: It’s really delicious, I’m hungry after watching the video! _(:3)∠)_ There are chicken chops and squid, as well as shrimp dumplings and sashimi, none of which are heavy, and the baby can’t hold it anymore!This is actually a conspiracy of those 25 merchants, right?

Li Dongdong 1989: I said that when I watched the video, I was fascinated by the unrestrained spirit of this little brother giving money, treating money like dung, and exchanging dung for food.But visually, he will never go to the cafeteria again, and I feel sorry for him for a second 233333~

Xinghua girl who lives on the wall: I love even the rice bucket!Yan is righteousness, from now on this is a good-for-nothing male god!It's a pity that I can't afford it.

"Idiot male god? Spending money like water?"

Lou Qing sat at the computer desk and stared at the screen, her ring-wearing right hand pressed on the mouse wheel.He scrolled the mouse wheel twice from time to time, browsing the hot comments in the topic, and there was a hint of helplessness in his tone.

"I have always loved to eat these things, and I bought them whenever I got the chance. It has been like this for so many years. I bought too much this time, and it was even in the news."

acid!So sour!Liu Sa's teeth softened for a while, the familiar and affectionate tone coming out of Fourth Young Master Lou's mouth was as disillusioned as the sun coming out from the west.

After browsing for a while, Lou Qing raised her head from behind the screen and said softly, "It seems that the little girls like him very much. No wonder the screenwriter named Jiang Yan in the company called him little brother one by one."

"Do you mean to fire Jiang Yan?"

Liu Sa frowned, and subconsciously begged for Jiang Yan's favor: "She is also quite pitiful. In order to write a new script, she went out to pick up styles, and just left behind her ex-boyfriend—that is, Jin Shaoshi from our company. I'm with his manager Shi Xia. Her parents died in an air crash a few years ago, and there's no one to help her when things like this happen. The little girl is already in a miserable state, don't you think... ..."

Exalting your subordinates?

Lou Qing raised her head, opened the drawer, took out a passport, and threw it in front of Liu Sa.

"Tina, give this to Jiang Yan, there is 10 yuan in it, and the password is six ones."

Liu Sa picked up the card, "Is this severance pay?"

Lou Qing said indifferently: "No, it's Baitanxi's boarding fee. He has been bothering Miss Jiang's house for a long time, cheating on eating and drinking, and he has to give the money according to his feelings and reason."

Liu Sa, who was caught off guard by the show, said indifferently: "...Oh, I see, I'll go right away."

After hearing the sound of Liu Sa's high heels walking away, Lou Qing immediately moved the mouse and logged out.

After skillfully entering the account number and password, Lou Qing climbed onto his Weibo account, super cute Xixijiang.

Lou Qing's ten fingers flew like flying, and she tapped on the keyboard for a while, and a piece of brainless blowing was born.

Super cute Xixi sauce: #饭铁男神# Eating a lot means a good appetite, and a good appetite is good for the body.I think the male god loves to hoard food like a little hamster, super cute!Male god, you can eat so much, why not marry me, I can afford it!Comparing heart to heart~~~~~

Click hard, send successfully.

"Brother, I just went to the set for a day, what the hell did you do at home?" Jiang Yan sat on the sofa with a broken face, pointing to the hot topic on the phone, "It's only been a day, and you're on Toutiao, the title of 'the god of rice buckets' is absolutely perfect!"

"I guess someone will talk about you soon and make you a hype." Jiang Yan said worriedly, "Being transformed from an Internet celebrity to a celebrity, and becoming an Internet celebrity following the trend of a celebrity, these are completely two concepts, completely different in nature. It’s not the same. People in the former will say that you want to be popular and want to be crazy, while in the latter, everyone will only say that you don’t have the airs of a celebrity and are very close to fans—do you know that, Baiwanghong!”

Bai Tanxi curled her head and nestled on the chair, listening to Jiang Yan's lecture without saying a word.

Jiang Yan looked at Bai Tanxi's well-behaved .jpg appearance, and sighed faintly: "And fan positioning is very important, do you know? Do you know that fans pay for being idols? Today, you have already circled a group of fans top ten." Do you know that you are a fan of black-headed lolita? Originally, you could use your strength to become a fan, but now you rely on eating a lot to get a fan, is it embarrassing? Embarrassing? Is it hard?"

Jiang Yan's repeated questions caused a critical blow to poor Bai Tanxi, but in fact he just wanted to save money!Who knew that he would be so inexplicably popular!

Seeing the aggrieved expression on Bai Tanxi's face, Jiang Yan couldn't bear to talk about him anymore, and her tone involuntarily softened: "Forget it, it's better to have fans than not to have any. Come on, let me miss you your new recruit Speech from fans."

She lowered her head and fiddled with her phone, flipped through popular comments for a while, and read: "This one called 'Super Cute Xixi Sauce' said, 'Eating a lot means a good appetite, and a good appetite is good for your body. I think men God loves to hoard food like a little hamster, super cute. Male god, you can eat so much, why don’t you marry me, I can afford it, and I love you more than others.” Someone wants to raise you, are you happy to hear that? "

Raise him?Bai Tanxi couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

"If it is an offering of love, I will accept it."

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In the apartment in the east of the city, the dim light was covered with snow-white sheets.

Shi Xia knelt on the bed with a flushed face, propped the pillow with both hands, and gasped softly.

"When you are young, take it easy... I can't do it anymore..."

Jin Shaoshi squeezed Shi Xia's buttocks, supported her crotch, pushed in deeply and sent his things in.

After finishing the work, the two sweaty people hugged and kissed and hugged each other for a long time, and finally stopped.

Shi Xia rested her head on Jin Shaoshi's chest, slowly rubbing circles on his chest with her fingertips painted with bright red nail polish.

"I'm better than Jiang Yan, right?"

Jin Shaoshi gets annoyed when he hears this question, every time he and Shi Xia finish having sex, Shi Xia always asks this question.Over time, he got a little bored.

It is a kind of taste for a woman to be jealous once in a while, but to be jealous every day is to cause trouble.When he was with Jiang Yan back then, it was because of her appearance and figure, and because of her career as a screenwriter.Jin Shaoshi thought that he was somewhat sincere towards Jiang Yan, and Jiang Yan would never ask him such random questions in bed.

Later, under Jiang Yan's hard work, Jin Shaoshi won the male third position in a movie, and became popular, and he no longer needed to rely on acting in dog-blood idol dramas to increase his popularity.

The two had been together less and more often, and since Jin Shaoshi's coffee status promotion no longer required Jiang Yan's script, Jin Shaoshi hooked up with his manager Shi Xia.Shi Xia's appearance is not bad, and she has some contacts in the entertainment industry, which is obviously much better than Jiang Yan, whose parents are dead and useless.

It's just a little tempered.

Jin Shaoshi perfunctory her a few words, raised his hand to touch the cigarette case, but Shi Xia slapped her on the back of his hand.

Shi Xia lay in Jin Shaoshi's arms, rubbed against his chest, and said coquettishly: "You are not allowed to smoke after the event, I am still planning to have a child."

"Okay, don't smoke." Jin Shaoshi patted her head reassuringly, "Then I'll watch the news for a while."

"Let's watch together."

"it is good."

He picked up the Tangerine phone from his pillow, unlocked it, clicked directly into Weibo, and sent a status.

Jin Shaoshi v: The technicians in the hospital who are in charge of physical therapy and rehabilitation for me are really strong, they obviously don’t look as high as Shi Xia [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]

Shi Xia kicked him once, looked up at him: "When did you do physical therapy and rehabilitation, why didn't I know?"

"Do a full set of acting." Jin Shaoshi leaned over and kissed her, "Good boy, wife, please cooperate."

Shi Xia smiled "puchi", took out her mobile phone and logged on to Weibo, and reposted Jin Shaoshi's Weibo just now.

Shi Xiav: A certain person only remembers to blame me for being short, but doesn't remember being pushed and screamed by that skinny little girl. //Jin Shaoshi v: The technicians in the hospital who are in charge of physical therapy and rehabilitation for me are really strong. They obviously don’t look as high as Shi Xia [laughing] [laughing] [laughing]

After a while, a lot of comments such as "I ate this dog food", "I was caught off guard and showed my face", "Sister Shi Xia quickly jumped up and punched Brother Jin's knee" appeared under the Weibo of the two.

Seeing these fans' comments, Shi Xia was very grateful, she likes to hear others boast that she and Jin Shaoshi are a perfect match.It would be even better if he could give Jiang Yan a kick.

After reading the comments for a while, the two each selected a few active fans to reply, and then began to browse today's hot topics.

"The god of rice buckets? This is a bit interesting."

Hearing Jin Shaoshi's words, Shi Xia didn't take it seriously.

"Calling you a male god in front of you, isn't that a trick? These netizens are always bragging, but whenever they see someone with a slightly flat face, they will chase after him and call him a male god. I want to see what this idiot is."

Shi Xia's appearance of "my man is the best in heaven and earth" has pleased Jin Shaoshi to a large extent.He knew that Shi Xia had always admired him very much, and this was also one of the reasons for his cheating.

Because in Jiang Yan, he couldn't feel the feeling of being admired.

Jin Shaoshi let out a deep laugh, he simply put his arms around Shi Xia's waist and brought her to his side.

"There is a video, let's watch it together."

The two snuggled together intimately and clicked on the video.

This viral video is not long, only about [-] seconds long, and the shooting style is also very special in Moments.

The photographer pointed the camera at the long queue of takeaway boys, scanned back and forth several times, and finally fixed on a long-haired man.

This man looks exquisite, with a faint smile on his face all the time, and his attitude towards the delivery boy is extremely kind.Jin Shaoshi had to admit that the man in the video did have some merits, worthy of the word "male god".

However, the environment in this video is somewhat inexplicably familiar.

At this time, Shi Xia, who was leaning against him, reached out and snatched his mobile phone as if he had discovered something.

Holding the phone in her hand, she carefully watched the video again.

"Here, this is the Zunyuan Villa! There are seven 101 signs on the door. Isn't that Jiang Yan's home? She's back?"